CROFL Jefferson

[DJ Mbenga]

dick is really stupid.

http://twitter.com/WojYahooNBA/status/17450136518

[BlackSwordsMan]

But he was still learning the system it's only July.

[redzero]

Why couldn't he have been on the Hornets instead? Peja is too smart to opt out of his contract.

[MavDynasty]

Who can the Spurs get at SF for the MLE now that there is a hole?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Who can the Spurs get at SF for the MLE now that there is a hole?

dirk?

[DJ Mbenga]

Who can the Spurs get at SF for the MLE now that there is a hole?

would holt venture into the tax again? he just got burned badly the last time

[JamStone]

I think this speaks volumes, especially on the cusp of Paul Pierce opting out as well.

These players must really believe the next negotiated CBA is going to fuck the players payscales. They're trying to get their money this summer instead of wait for next summer. We might see a considerable drop in the percentage of league profit that goes straight to the players' salaries.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

He played as if he were looking for a $7M contract. But he was making double. Good riddance.

[JamStone]

Who can the Spurs get at SF for the MLE now that there is a hole?

In the thread in the Spurs section, Spurs fans are pretty worried about this development because most believe that the Spurs are planning to use basically all or at least most of the MLE on Tiago Splitter, leaving them with the LLE and minimum contracts to bring in a small forward.

This is actually a bad thing for the Spurs.

[PGDynasty24]

at first glance this is good for spurs. But it's not,they still don't have any cap room and there aren't any very good reasonably priced small forwards out there. And Dick would've been a nice trade chip before trade deadline

[D-Wade #3]

crofl Dick

[sefant77]

He sucks in maths.

Maximum contract he gets is 5-6 years the MLE...

[redzero]

As much as they hated Dick, he just fucked them even more.

So, a lose-lose situation?

That's better for the other 29 teams. :downspin:

[4>0rings]

:lol

I cant believe this. Dick just went bare back on the Spurs without their permission.
lol stinky paki

[baseline bum]

Shit, this is horrible news for the Spurs. They just lost their best trading piece and thus aren't going to be able to add a decent guard or SF unless they unload McDyess' deal (partially guaranteed for 2011-12), and that won't get them much. I can see why Jefferson did it though, because everyone has huge capspace and lots of so-so players are going to be massively overpaid. :pctoss

[4>0rings]

How does it feel to get fucked by a scrub, bitch...:lmaolol stinky paki

[Giuseppe]

Poor old Spurs.

ha, ha.

[BullsDynasty]

at first glance this is good for spurs. But it's not,they still don't have any cap room and there aren't any very good reasonably priced small forwards out there. And Dick would've been a nice trade chip before trade deadline

They can still sign for the M.L.E

[FkLA]

Fuck you Dick Jefferson. Fuck you.

[D-Wade #3]

How does it feel to get fucked by a scrub, bitch...:lmao

So how does it? Koolaid man be hittin that G-spot?

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol

I cant believe this. Dick just went bare back on the Spurs without their permission.

he would have been doing that playing for them anyway

[j.dizzle]

LOL Limp Dick
LOL 2010 Free Agency
LOL Twitter updates every 12 seconds from NBA "insiders"
LOL Lakers gonna cruise to the finals for a 4th year straight

[N4th4n]

The way I understand it, this is actually terrible for the Spurs. As it stood before RJ opted out, the team planned on spending the MLE worth appx 5-6 million. The MLE is only available to teams above the salary cap. The spurs are currently at 67.6 million in salary. If you subtract RJs 15 ish million you are sitting around 52.6 million. (Ya lakalova, I know that math was hard) Depending on where the cap ends up, 56 or less, the Spurs are actually going to have alot LESS money to spend. So they get out of a 15 million dollar contract but lose financial mobility. Plus, now they have no SF. Sucks for them.

[D-Wade #3]

Lakaluva gettin his salad tossin' on

[Goran Dragic]

The way I understand it, this is actually terrible for the Spurs. As it stood before RJ opted out, the team planned on spending the MLE worth appx 5-6 million. The MLE is only available to teams above the salary cap. The spurs are currently at 67.6 million in salary. If you subtract RJs 15 ish million you are sitting around 52.6 million. (Ya lakalova, I know that math was hard) Depending on where the cap ends up, 56 or less, the Spurs are actually going to have alot LESS money to spend. So they get out of a 15 million dollar contract but lose financial mobility. Plus, now they have no SF. Sucks for them.


Na dude, they still have bird rights to him so his contract figure still counts on their payroll unless they renounce their bird rights. They still have the MLE and the LLE.

[BullsDynasty]

The way I understand it, this is actually terrible for the Spurs. As it stood before RJ opted out, the team planned on spending the MLE worth appx 5-6 million. The MLE is only available to teams above the salary cap. The spurs are currently at 67.6 million in salary. If you subtract RJs 15 ish million you are sitting around 52.6 million. (Ya lakalova, I know that math was hard) Depending on where the cap ends up, 56 or less, the Spurs are actually going to have alot LESS money to spend. So they get out of a 15 million dollar contract but lose financial mobility. Plus, now they have no SF. Sucks for them.

Assuming the Cap is set at 56.5, wouldn't that give them 3.9 million to sign a player and then use MLE?

[BUMP]

Spurs are fucked but not as fucked as Lakaluva when stuck alone in a room with a Calculus test staring at him

[Goran Dragic]

They are fucked no matter what. Similar to the Suns with Amare bolting.

Similar to Paki's and their body odor.

[N4th4n]

Na dude, they still have bird rights to him so his contract figure still counts on their payroll unless they renounce their bird rights. They still have the MLE and the LLE.

If someone else signs him they retain his contract figure?

[Goran Dragic]

If someone else signs him they retain his contract figure?


Good question, no idea.

[Goran Dragic]

No, similar to your cousins who thought they had a reason to celebrate... then disaster struck...:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Qai7Pkn4hus&feature


Sorry but I'm not related to those people, I know dune coons like to inbreed but Jews don't really do that.

[Goran Dragic]

luva, why do Paki's smell bad? Seriously, how did it work that an entire nationality made such a unified effort to smell like shit?

[N4th4n]

:lmao:lmao

Have you ever contributed something basketball-wise to this form?

[BUMP]

Jefferson fucking the Spurs is almost as bad as Luva's tutor taking his money and only getting a C out of it

[N4th4n]

Good question, no idea.

If so, and another team signs him, the spurs could not only be without a small forward, but their plans for Splitter could be totally ruined. Their roster at this point is looking a little sad and pathetic.

[4>0rings]

Jefferson fucking the Spurs is almost as bad as Luva's tutor taking his money and only getting a C out of itYou have the link where this all started?

[BUMP]

You have the link where this all started?

If I knew the thread i could find it.

Since Luva posts 35823952 times a day i'm sure its buried by now if you were to search his posts

[Goran Dragic]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

[BUMP]

Why don't you go find it. You're in retirement right. Faggot.

Too busy making you my bitch

[BUMP]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

Why DoK? Why would you give a cruel soul like me that ammo?

:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

Ask Ghazi, their his brothers. In fact, you should know too. You are long distant cousins with them. You have some of that blood in you too. Where do you think yall got that kinky hair from? And the stench as well.:lmao

That's why I don't think it's genetic. Pakis are born smelling fine and then find a way to permanently smell like shit. I'm just curious what the secret is.

[BUMP]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

So you retook it, got a tutor, "buckled down", and only ended up with a C?

This is too much
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

There you go. I had my Jew boy fetch it.


You should be more like Jews because we usually gets Bs and As the first time we take calculus.

[4>0rings]

''I went through the same thing with calculus. Eventually I got a tutor and really buckled down. Going from wanting to become an Engineer to a Police Officer is a stretch, but if that's what you really want to do, then don't waste anymore time and money going to school, and just enroll into the academy. Of course tell your parents first.''

:lmao stinky paki

[BUMP]

I went through the same thing with calculus. Eventually I got a tutor and really buckled down. Going from wanting to become an Engineer to a Police Officer is a stretch, but if that's what you really want to do, then don't waste anymore time and money going to school, and just enroll into the academy. Of course tell your parents first.

[4>0rings]

Luvas got to be the dumbest paki in the world. You ever hear of a paki that couldn't get an A in calculas? It's basically in their genes of pakis to stink and get an A in calculas. Well Luva has one of them...

[spizzle_tronk]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3kvlhsHYm1qaw14to1_r1_400.gif

[BUMP]

brah please, you gotta stop with the retirement insults. the burn is too much

[N4th4n]

Can we just agree that you are all idiots and move on?

[BUMP]

I would but he keeps "buckling down" and coming back for more.

[BUMP]

You should be pinked for that.. no joke.

:cry:cry Am I hurting your feelings now? Are you gonna cry?

[Goran Dragic]

lol thinking BUMP was actually retiring

[BUMP]

lol thinking BUMP was actually retiring

he took Calculus twice. what do you expect?

[BUMP]

Buckling down1 You'll retire once again when I'm done with you. I'll force you to use trolls just like the jew boy. I'll put you in the corner with DPG. You are a fag, no joke, and I'm not giving you a pass.

That C in Calculus is going nowhere regardless

[TheSpursFNRule]

Be nice to lakaluva. He is so fucking lonely.

[baseline bum]

I hope it was multivariable calc at least. The only to make a single-variable calc class hard is to use a syllabus based on the Apostol book.

[Goran Dragic]

Lol, look at the Jew defending Bump. You get more pathetic by the hour. Standing people up on lunch dates...:lol


What's funny is, I accidentally pissed Cully off to no end by leaving 15 minutes after Cully was supposed to be there (as if I did something wrong). I wish I could say I intentionally stood Cully up, that woulda been some remarkable internet trolling considering it hurt his feeling enough to go crying to you about it.

[BUMP]

nice job bumping the retirement thread brah. You're getting a ton of laughs :tu

[Goran Dragic]

Lol, look at the Jew defending Bump.


I'm not defending BUMP, I'm actually doing you a favor by pointing out the fact you're giving BUMP the exact reaction he wanted from that thread.

[Goran Dragic]

I'm not talking about Cully, I'm talking about you and your shitty character. I highly doubt Cully is upset about a little twerp like you bailing on him. You just showed your fucked up character, that's all.


He was upset enough to let you know about it :lol


Imcontrollinao!

[Goran Dragic]

Besides, it's not my fault Cully is on colored people time. When I agree to a time and 15 minutes later the person isn't there, I assume that person isn't coming.

[4>0rings]

Be nice to lakaluva. He is so fucking lonely.
As evident by drinking at bars alone. I thought stinky pakis dont consume alcohol.

[j.dizzle]

:lmao at what this thread turned into

[BUMP]

I went through the same thing with calculus. Eventually I got a tutor and really buckled down. Going from wanting to become an Engineer to a Police Officer is a stretch, but if that's what you really want to do, then don't waste anymore time and money going to school, and just enroll into the academy. Of course tell your parents first.

[BUMP]

I'm done trolling the paki for now. Its really starting to get sad

[4>0rings]

What's funny is, I accidentally pissed Cully off to no end by leaving 15 minutes after Cully was supposed to be there (as if I did something wrong). I wish I could say I intentionally stood Cully up, that woulda been some remarkable internet trolling considering it hurt his feeling enough to go crying to you about it.
:lol

It's probably better that you didn't meet him. You might of ended up in a white windowless van and a rag in your mouth.

[TheSpursFNRule]

What's so sad about lakaluva is it seems he doesn't have an outside life. Whenever someone makes fun of him he tends to reply with "oh yeah but the Lakers won this year" etc. etc. etc. While I am an extreme basketball enthusiast I have a job and a life outside of it and choose not to mock when the Spurs lose or when the Lakers win and if I do it is only temporary. Lakaluva on the other hand chooses to bring up the Lakers accomplishments when his shortcomings are exposed. Also he seems to be on this board more than most people, readily attacking and firing back at people who poke or make fun of him. His existence is primarily known as some jack ass on Spurs talk and while he can and surely will deny this, the proof is in the pudding...the dude never fucking leaves this website.

[BadOdor]

Sons, jew jokes are dandy and all, but from a fuckin stinky paki?

I will not stand for this!

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao

I like that one.


Tbh I know like 3 different black people who use that term all the time. I didn't know they had such a reputation for being late.

[Goran Dragic]

Oh good finally the Jew Krew is fully here.

[BadOdor]

Oh good finally the Jew Krew is fully here.

Sons I got your back!

[Goran Dragic]

Tbh I really did try to meet him. The internet is one thing I'm not about to intentionally make someone drive across town to stand them up. I honestly wanted to meet Cully.

[j.dizzle]

Do you guys like Mcdonald's :lmao

http://www.englishrussia.com/images/oldtimers1/white2.jpg

[Goran Dragic]

You a jew sympathizer?:rolleyes


Na he's a fellow member of the tribe.

[Goran Dragic]

But that's exactly what you did.

If you insist.

[BadOdor]

You a jew sympathizer?:rolleyes

Sons I don't wanna get no lip from a member of a nation who is known for being smelly.

You smelly pakis better learn yo place!

[4>0rings]

Then don't agree at all. That's child's play, and the simple fact that he tries to justify it shows what type of person he truly is. Forget all this trolling we do, that's a bitch move. And you just went one bitch step further than he did by suggesting you cant fight off and elderly man from taking your pussy. That's makes you a bitch too. Yall keep talking, I feel good tonight.Hey Culby, luva just said you're an old man that likes the male balloon knot, going to take it?

[Goran Dragic]

What's funny is, I still don't think Luva is Paki, I just decided to join in the fun.

[TheSpursFNRule]

When won the title.:lobt:

And you just got fucked by Dick:lol

No I didn't get fucked by Dick. It doesn't impact my life in a way that you think. Also did you watch him play last year? Yeah it sucks that he opted. out, sure it leaves us with nothing. Big time LOL at you thinking this has a say in whether the Spurs contend or not. With RJ they don't contend, without RJ they don't contend. Fucking moron.

[Goran Dragic]

Those are your cousins you dissin. We actually group you all as the same... keep talking. You never did answer my question on how smart those guys were for building that death trap.:lmao


I changed my post around and went a different route.


Sons, think about this, there's no way Luva would say he's Paki if he actually is when he's got a great shtick going as a black guy.

[rayray2k8]

Eh, Jefferson might re-sign with the spurs for less or something is in the works. Doesn't make sense for him to walk away from 15 million.
Think Baron did the same thing.

[TheSpursFNRule]

Truer words have never been spoken. It may touch in the private, but go upstairs and look those let down faggots. Yall thought you had a trading piece for sure, and Dick pulled out quick.

The trading piece is the only let down in this situation. Even still, the Spurs are struggling and on their way out. I really don't know how much they could have gotten in return and how much it would boost their dream of a 5th ring for Timmy.

[TheSpursFNRule]

You still fucked no matter what.

Yeah but we accept that were fucked because no Gasol for peanuts-esque trade is coming our way. Your team would've been a 6th-8th seed without Gasol coming over. Remember that. We don't have big market LA luxury either. So yeah were fucked, but its cool. Our run was amazing and we made your team cry on national television.

[TheSpursFNRule]

You sure did make us cry, you stopped a 4-peat. If you knew what it's like to defend your title and then get beat, you'd understand.

We never got our asses creamed on in the finals though.

[RoddyBukkake]

F'd in the A

[BlackSwordsMan]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

holy shit :lmao

[ezau]

How does it feel to get fucked by a scrub, bitch...:lmao

How's the Pakistani national basketball team?

[ezau]

luva, why do Paki's smell bad? Seriously, how did it work that an entire nationality made such a unified effort to smell like shit?

Must be all the fucking curry that they eat.

Pakistan=poor man's India

[TheSpursFNRule]

You don't get there enough, come on man. Get there 31 times and come back and talk to me.

But when we do. We win 100% of the time. :toast

[TE]

lmfao, this thread has so much self ownage.



Lakaluva, you were creamed son, accept the long term infamy.

[BillWalton]

Such ruthlessness, just stepping on the throat and choking out the life of Lakaluva! BUMP's ruthless demeanor knows no boundaries, and how about Goran Dragic Bringing up the skeletons in the closet from way back when! This is just a flat out war in the trenches, nothing but big boy trolling going on here, and to think mono is nowhere to be found! Throw out the supporting cast, these jewish fanboys have given them nothing off the bench, Coach can't be happy there!

:elephant

[4>0rings]

Such ruthlessness, just stepping on the throat and choking out the life of Lakaluva! BUMP's ruthless demeanor knows no boundaries, and how about Goran Dragic Bringing up the skeletons in the closet from way back when! This is just a flat out war in the trenches, nothing but big boy trolling going on here, and to think mono is nowhere to be found! Throw out the supporting cast, these jewish fanboys have given them nothing off the bench, Coach can't be happy there!

:elephantWhy is your troll so much better than your original screen name account Amarelooms? :lol

[Dunc n Dave]

Looks like a premature ejaculation thread here. Sources are now saying RJ opted out to re-sign w/the Spurs for more years at a lower $$ amount.

While the Spurs get stuck with him for 3-4 more years, he does ownership a favor by taking less $$ this year, greatly reducing the luxury tax burden on the Spurs organization. If it's true he is re-signing, that is...

[4>0rings]

Looks like a premature ejaculation thread here. Sources are now saying RJ opted out to re-sign w/the Spurs for more years at a lower $$ amount.

While the Spurs get stuck with him for 3-4 more years, he does ownership a favor by taking less $$ this year, greatly reducing the luxury tax burden on the Spurs organization. If it's true he is re-signing, that is...

http://www.brady-quinn.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ohnowesuckagain.jpg

[Double-Up]

Don't you guys have his bird rights anyways?

[ezau]

Looks like a premature ejaculation thread here. Sources are now saying RJ opted out to re-sign w/the Spurs for more years at a lower $$ amount.

While the Spurs get stuck with him for 3-4 more years, he does ownership a favor by taking less $$ this year, greatly reducing the luxury tax burden on the Spurs organization. If it's true he is re-signing, that is...

Arrrgh. So we're stuck with this SOB:depressed:depressed

[DJB]

Richard Jefferson’s decision to opt out of the final $15 million season of his contract might not be a sign he’s willing to leave the San Antonio Spurs.

Sources said Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has been personally working out Jefferson in San Antonio. The free-agent forward could re-sign with the team at a number that lowers the franchise’s luxury-tax hit while guaranteeing him more money on the back end :wow of a multiyear contract.

– Adrian Wojnarowski, June 30, 10:30 ET


:wakeup

[buttsR4rebounding]

:lol

I cant believe this. Dick just went bare back on the Spurs without their permission.

As usual...uninformed. Jefferson is doing the Spurs a solid. He is going to sign a multi-year deal that takes the Spurs out of luxury tax territority this year and saves enough money to pay for a year of his new contract.

[ffadicted]

Fuck that Soft Dick, single-handedly ruined pretty much any chance of tim duncan winning another ring.

Fuck that fucking asscock

[Giuseppe]

Dick still fucked you, regardless. Now we see that he just suckered you clowns into a longer deal. You thought you had a nice trade piece, now you stuck with a loser for extended years.

Luva, per usual, the voice of reason & moderation in Laker's Championship Times.

And he watched live! tee, hee.