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BUMP
07-01-2010, 11:53 AM
:lmao JK Rocketfags, you're not getting anybody

Goran Dragic
07-01-2010, 11:54 AM
:lmao

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-01-2010, 11:54 AM
:lmao

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:02 PM
I went through the same thing with calculus. Eventually I got a tutor and really buckled down. Going from wanting to become an Engineer to a Police Officer is a stretch, but if that's what you really want to do, then don't waste anymore time and money going to school, and just enroll into the academy. Of course tell your parents first

Goran Dragic
07-01-2010, 12:03 PM
"Hey I'll give you some money if you help me get a C in calculus"

gaKNOW!blee
07-01-2010, 12:05 PM
lmao T-Mac

rayray2k8
07-01-2010, 12:08 PM
:lol

GuerillaBlack
07-01-2010, 12:11 PM
A BUMP made thread has no credibility. Good try though.

Double-Up
07-01-2010, 12:12 PM
:lmao JK Rocketfags, you're not getting anybody

"Why you haters still mad?" It's all good cause we know the Mavs are getting LeBron. :lol

koriwhat
07-01-2010, 12:13 PM
the copy&paste whores are at it again

Trainwreck2100
07-01-2010, 12:15 PM
next time save the jk reply for the second post, if you put your mouse over it, you get the first sentence

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:18 PM
the copy&paste whores are at it again

brah, can we get some pictures of Dirk in other uni's?

sook
07-01-2010, 12:18 PM
if he had one of his trolls do it, I would have maybe believed it.

Good try though Bump. Still don't know why you haven't Retired after the long speech. Dick sucking threads like that never mean shit.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:19 PM
I went through the same thing with calculus. Eventually I got a tutor and really buckled down. Going from wanting to become an Engineer to a Police Officer is a stretch, but if that's what you really want to do, then don't waste anymore time and money going to school, and just enroll into the academy. Of course tell your parents first

Ok someone please explain this fucking calculus trolling to me, I WANT TO KNOW

BadOdor
07-01-2010, 12:20 PM
Ok someone please explain this fucking calculus trolling to me, I WANT TO KNOW

It pertains to a dumb paki sho managed to get a C in calculus....


















































AFTER GETTING A TUTOR LOLZ!

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:20 PM
Ok someone please explain this fucking calculus trolling to me, I WANT TO KNOW

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

koriwhat
07-01-2010, 12:22 PM
brah, can we get some pictures of Dirk in other uni's?

will do... i got some time before lunch and it only take like 5-10 minutes anyhow. but for the life of me can you find hairlip because i can't figure out what this cs4 is... what can it be? where's findog when i needs answers? JA RULE!

The Gemini Method
07-01-2010, 12:23 PM
with a tutor? wow...

GuerillaBlack
07-01-2010, 12:24 PM
next time save the jk reply for the second post, if you put your mouse over it, you get the first sentence

Yep. All you had to do.

The Gemini Method
07-01-2010, 12:28 PM
Don't entertain it, son, it's not that big of a deal. You don't get any brownie points for kissing ass. You've tried for some time now.

Kiss who's ass, suckah? I could give a flying fuck about anyone on here. It's a shame you're a complete idiot who admitted to sucking hard at Calculus.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:30 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

:rollin I'm guessing this was before he was in complete douche mode? I don't see him making that same post today. It's always comical to see the way some Lakers fans egos/confidence inflates with the success of their team. And how do you guys know he's Pakistani anyways?

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 12:32 PM
I'm guessing this was before he was in complete douche mode? I don't see him making that same post today.

he would but it would be something along the lines of "nigga i wasn't on that calculus tip for real, so i gots me one of them smart niggas to teach my big sweaty athletic black ass. we straight now"

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:32 PM
Its funny how koriwhat jr. think he runs the place, yet we're all just taking turns laughing at him

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:35 PM
I never really understood the whole "I run this place" shtick on the internet, especially when it's a message board run by other people...I guess I could see if it was your site? lol

EricB
07-01-2010, 12:37 PM
he would but it would be something along the lines of "nigga i wasn't on that calculus tip for real, so i gots me one of them smart niggas to teach my big sweaty athletic black ass. we straight now"


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TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:40 PM
Go back upstairs faggot.

Ok luva :lol from what I've gathered in this thread you're:
1. A Pakistani kid that thinks hes black.
2. Another douche that gets territorial on the web.

Go back to driving your cab faggot

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:40 PM
Yep. All you had to do.

All I had to do?

You're dumbass came in here anyway :lol

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 12:40 PM
Ok luva :lol from what I've gathered in this thread you're:
1. A Pakistani kid that thinks hes black.
2. Another douche that gets territorial on the web.

Go back to driving your cab faggot

:lol

KidCongo
07-01-2010, 12:42 PM
All I had to do?

You're dumbass came in here anyway :lol

:lmao

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 12:43 PM
All I had to do?

You're dumbass came in here anyway :lol

:lmao

Rocket fan gettin jizzed on pretty bad today.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:44 PM
...that fucking dog would go and piss in my garden as if he knew it would piss me off. He'd dig up the strawberries and tomato plants. I'm glad he's dead.

Add gardening to your list of interest :lol

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:44 PM
My tomatoes!

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:45 PM
^:lmao

wtf?

rayray2k8
07-01-2010, 12:46 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3637950&postcount=12

qh_IFymXS9o

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 12:47 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

stinky ass paki, pretending to be black, sucking dick at calculus, and worried about his pretty little garden!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

The Gemini Method
07-01-2010, 12:47 PM
Yeah, you've been labeled. A little birdy whispered it.

That's nice. Glad to know i've been gossipped about by people. It's like a return back to high school with little girls running around and shit. Little Paki girl.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:48 PM
^:lmao

wtf?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4436529#post4436529

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:50 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

stinky ass paki, pretending to be black, sucking dick at calculus, and worried about his pretty little garden!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:rollin

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:50 PM
Burning asses, and forcing clowns like you to dig up posts is my major. You just passed with flying colors.

I passed but I still feel like a douchebecause I only got a C and you were tutoring me

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:51 PM
Burning asses, and forcing clowns like you to dig up posts is my major. You just passed with flying colors.

Only ass you're burning is your own, stop using so many fingers up there Omar

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:52 PM
lol All American Paki

http://jazba.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/girl-basketball.jpg

BUMP
07-01-2010, 12:56 PM
lol stinky gardening paki

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 12:56 PM
You joined the course on your own. Now I own you. You won't sleep well at night, there's plenty of proof of that, just ask lefty. I got Bump in copy and paste mode at odd hours. He's mine already. I can do whatever I want with him. Just check my profile.

:rollin are you in middle school or what kid?

Muser
07-01-2010, 12:58 PM
:lmao

MavDynasty
07-01-2010, 12:59 PM
lol smelling like shit no wonder you get no pussy.

whats worse than a paki? a stinky ass paki who sucks dick at calculus :lmao

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:00 PM
Now I own you. You won't sleep well at night, there's plenty of proof of that, just ask lefty. He's mine already. I can do whatever I want with him.

I think you have some serious underlying sexual issues with men, did your "old man" used to make you yank his carrot while gardening? Mmmmmmmmmmm he's mine! :lol you make this too easy man

dallasmavsnfuego214
07-01-2010, 01:00 PM
crofl at this thread

:lmao

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:01 PM
And why all the Paki hate? I've had a few Paki friends (none of them were black nor tried to be) and they were always cool. I think yall are letting luva ruin all Pakis for ya

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 01:03 PM
http://www.jeffhandel.com/photo/portraits/images/(44)%20Indian%20Gardener.jpg

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:03 PM
Keep digging, son. You got your work cut out for you.

I'll leave the digging to you, you sound like you have a lot of experience.
http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp1/ARM_Landscaping/Garden%20Tools/YL-X-003.jpg

jag
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
Remember when lakaluva "quit" spurstalk because culburn got banned?

:lol

He was dead serious

monosylab1k
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/3354493358_b6fa0c6f4d.jpg?v=0

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
http://www.jeffhandel.com/photo/portraits/images/(44)%20Indian%20Gardener.jpg

:lol please tell me this fool has posted a pic of himself somewhere on here

BUMP
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
I'll leave the digging to you, you sound like you have a lot of experience.
http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp1/ARM_Landscaping/Garden%20Tools/YL-X-003.jpg

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin: rollin:rollin

BUMP
07-01-2010, 01:06 PM
Luva's worst nightmare (besides a Calculus book)

http://www.kaccents.com/Pictures/31526.jpg

BUMP
07-01-2010, 01:08 PM
lol stinky gardening fake black All American C in Calculus "I quit because my only friend here got banned" paki

Goran Dragic
07-01-2010, 01:10 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

stinky ass paki, pretending to be black, sucking dick at calculus, and worried about his pretty little garden!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

BUMP
07-01-2010, 01:11 PM
Yup, I put that mutt down. Just like the Spurs put you mutts down.

Did you run him over with a cab?

BadOdor
07-01-2010, 01:12 PM
lol stinki paki

Unholy Turkey
07-01-2010, 01:12 PM
Honestly, I can't tell you how close I was to having a heart attack.

And no, it isn't because I'm a fat Houstonian.

rayray2k8
07-01-2010, 01:13 PM
Did you run him over with a cab?

that avatar pic cracks me up. :lol

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:13 PM
Did you run him over with a cab?

He probably beat him to death with his cricket bat

Goran Dragic
07-01-2010, 01:13 PM
nitgmAInI18

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:15 PM
What part of ringing up hot dogs and slurpees requires calculus anyways?

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:16 PM
Your video don't work, try again.

:lol he tried to watch it.
"Hmmm well I know hes trolling me but...I could use some help with these tomatoes."

Goran Dragic
07-01-2010, 01:16 PM
Your video don't work, try again.


Works just fine, quit spilling curry rice on your keyboard.

easy7
07-01-2010, 01:20 PM
It pertains to a dumb paki sho managed to get a C in calculus.... AFTER GETTING A TUTOR LOLZ!
Cs and Ds get degrees...:hat

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:22 PM
The only reason I would watch a youtube video about Homegrown tomatoes is if I was a elderly woman or a little queer helping my daddy with his garden.

BadOdor
07-01-2010, 01:25 PM
Cs and Ds get degrees...:hat

Maybe in Texas.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:26 PM
Luva you make this too easy man, the best defense you can come up with is "Sounds like you would know!" which is one step up from "I know you are but what am I"

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 01:27 PM
How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 01:27 PM
Put it in water.

:lmao :lmao

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 01:27 PM
How do you stop a Pakistani tank?

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 01:28 PM
Shoot the guys who are pushing it.

:lmao :lmao

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 01:28 PM
Trolling little queers like Luva is too easy and he takes the fun out of it by being such a little bitch, I feel like I'm mentally abusing a 10 year old.

Muser
07-01-2010, 01:28 PM
How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?


Put it in water.

:lmao :lmao


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

MavDynasty
07-01-2010, 01:31 PM
LOL stinky ass paki

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 01:34 PM
Come up with some material, son. You following in the foot steps of defeated fags. Get some material, then come see me.

Are you just gonna pretend you're not getting bukkaked right now?

jag
07-01-2010, 01:35 PM
Shoot the guys who are pushing it.

:lmao :lmao

:lol who is this??

jag
07-01-2010, 01:52 PM
I'm on top of the world.

Ya, right next to BenJarvus and right below Koriwhat.

Booharv
07-01-2010, 01:53 PM
lakaluva getting his Islamabad (http://www.jsalik.com/images/2009/03072009.jpg) Negro fan on

Kevin Durant 35
07-01-2010, 01:53 PM
Ya, right next to BenJarvus and right below Koriwhat.

:lmao

fo'shizzle
07-01-2010, 01:58 PM
http://www.jeffhandel.com/photo/portraits/images/%2844%29%20Indian%20Gardener.jpg

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

Ashy Larry
07-01-2010, 01:59 PM
Classic ..... enjoy trusting your season once again on the health of .........



http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/sports/2006-12/25/xin_40120325085406343785.jpg



http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2006/1223/nba_a_ming1_195.jpg




http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01396/Yao_Ming_1396548c.jpg


See ya in the lottery again ....... 'cause you need 50 wins to get into the playoffs and that's not happening

4>0rings
07-01-2010, 02:02 PM
Anyone ever google 'lol stinky paki' ??

:lmao :lmao :lmao



http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111152042AAHLvwc


Luva gettin' his questions on :lmao

MavDynasty
07-01-2010, 02:07 PM
What's even funnier is why DoK says it.:lmao

i'll tell you what you do, you go straight to the police
and you report that person

you report them and make them give you every penny they have
you will need it to shower your dirty skin

koriwhat
07-01-2010, 02:08 PM
brah, can we get some pictures of Dirk in other uni's?

per request... enjoy!

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ytzaef.jpg

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 02:18 PM
Come up with some material, son. You following in the foot steps of defeated fags. Get some material, then come see me.

Look here Omar, who needs material when the person you're bullying into "I'm rubber you're glue" comebacks has admitted to gardening with his dad, nearly failing calculus with a tutor, and working part-time at 7/11.

Veterinarian
07-01-2010, 02:21 PM
Look here Omar, who needs material when the person you're bullying into "I'm rubber you're glue" comebacks has admitted to gardening with his dad, nearly failing calculus with a tutor, and working part-time at 7/11.

Wait he admitted to working at 7/11? No way.

angelbelow
07-01-2010, 02:22 PM
No!!!! worse nightmare

DisAsTerBot
07-01-2010, 02:23 PM
how is this piece of shit thread by the retard gang still open?

jag
07-01-2010, 02:23 PM
You was just upstairs crying over Dick. Where does that put you? Are you relieved now?

I'd have to let RJ and all his friends gang bang me while wearing a cheerleading outfit and then post pictures of the incident on this board.... only then would i be close to your level. You, Benjarvus and Koriwhat are in a league of your own.

TacoCabanaFajitas
07-01-2010, 02:41 PM
That's a fair description of what the Suns did to you.:toast

The Suns swept HIM out of the playoffs? Not all of us live and die on the team we root for loser :lol

Wifebeater
07-01-2010, 04:17 PM
This is pretty brutal tbh, even for me. luva might need to hide out and check into a battered women's shelter.

I haven't seen a pussy get pounded like this since the Pam and Tommy Lee video.

Booharv
07-01-2010, 04:30 PM
To get serious for one second luva, are you really Pakistani?

It doesn't seem like you would spend all that time pretending you're black and then just suddenly admit that you're a paki. Did you just not understand the schtick/persona you were working?

The Franchise
07-01-2010, 04:34 PM
Are any of you really finding five pages of stupid shit funny?

Booharv
07-01-2010, 04:37 PM
What do you have against Pakis?

That isn't the point, didn't you understand that even part of your appeal to the retarded Spurs fans who responded to your threads in Bonds like numbers, was that they thought you were some hooded out LA black dude?

I don't get how you could have failed to understand that. It's like you didn't even know your own gimmick.

benefactor
07-01-2010, 04:43 PM
Great thread...a good way to break up all the FA news. Lakaluva is really getting bent over.

benefactor
07-01-2010, 04:59 PM
I'm all smiles, ben.:lobt:
If you enjoy it that way, then more power to you. I'm not one to judge.

atxbuttknocker
07-03-2010, 11:42 AM
I thought I smelled burnt paki around here!!

:elephant

Spurologist
07-03-2010, 11:43 AM
:lmao

HarlemHeat37
07-03-2010, 11:52 AM
Sorry Luva..I wouldn't have told everybody your identity had I known it was going to be this bad..

atxbuttknocker
07-03-2010, 11:57 AM
Sorry Luva..I wouldn't have told everybody your identity had I known it was going to be this bad..

Tell us that story, I love gossip. Also, if you have any pics of LL I can edit MSPaint/Perez style, post em.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 01:13 PM
:lmao atxbuttknocker

MavDynasty
07-03-2010, 01:37 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

koriwhat
07-27-2010, 07:38 PM
If all three of those guys were put in LeBron's situation (drafted in 2003 to a bad team) I think MJ and Magic could pull off a title within 7 years. MJ practically did it with the Bulls, and Magic has the versatility to adapt to any situation. While he had a stacked team, I could see him adjusting his game to do whatever it takes to win. Bird, although clutch, was primarily a jumpshooter so I think that he would need the right team around him.