Check out my rap !!!

[23LeBronJames23]

Lyricly I'm unbeatibly don't you see
Imma be an MC and no doubt you will be doubting me
matherfuckers fake and they hating
since Im so bright they cant stand it
ima light it up and wont pass it
make them ask me whats happening
this aint the shit you be braggin
Im just explaining my name and
I aint sayin Im great but
whatevers up with my life ima fix it tonight
have to make every move right
If I have to ill put up a fight
I need a second or 2 just so I would know what to do
everything brand new,

[Kobe Molested Me]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e5/DoubleFacepalmRickerPicard.jpg

[MavDynasty]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e5/DoubleFacepalmRickerPicard.jpg

[dallaskd]

matherfuckers?

[redzero]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e5/DoubleFacepalmRickerPicard.jpg

[Chieflion]

Please....

[23LeBronJames23]

Im starting life over again
with a fresh start no more havin fucked up brain
no more rhymin rhymes that sound lame
gotta make my beats sound insane
gotta let my fans understand what Im sayin
naw bitch I aint playin, cuz ima reach the top of the game
and I will use it to entertain in the rain
without a mistake without a complain
everything is plain and simple, and your shame will equal
the worlds, since its all a sequal.

[redzero]

Dude, this is not cool and groovy at all.

[Venti Quattro]

life for the cavs fans must be rough nowadays

[23LeBronJames23]

Let me see yall mafuckas do something better

[SpursTillTheEnd]

please stop rapping before i ether yo ass

[Kevin Durant 35]

:rollin

[23LeBronJames23]

please stop rapping before i ether yo ass

Bring it on

or are you a pussy?

[Rappin' Pop]

Hey, LeBron James nuthugger, you calling that a damn rap?
Now we know why you won't even get to touch a pole dancer's lap.
Starting life anew, you mean LeBron James' team bandwagon hop.
Telling you the truth, the nuthuggers get stopped by the cop.
Your rap make no sense at all whatsoever.
You make Kobe Bryant, the rapist, look somewhat clever.
That was such a terrible rap, you need to raise your game.
This ain't RapTalk Battle here, cause yours was so tame.

So, 23LeBronJames23, tell me how my ass taste?

[23LeBronJames23]

Rappin' Cock oops I mean rappin pop
I dont give a fuck about you or ur nut
So just get the fuck out cuz u dont know me or what Im about
I would stomp you and ur lil crew
and wont be scared to call you
a fuckin monkey or a jew
Cuz everythin I do or I did
Will leave you hit the ground and knee down
so get on your knees and suck deez

nuts

[Spursfan092120]

Can we get Rappin Shaq to come in here and end this shit?

[me15lo]

life for the cavs fans must be rough nowadays

indeed

[Smooth Criminal]

Rappin' Cock oops I mean rappin pop
I dont give a fuck about you or ur nut
So just get the fuck out cuz u dont know me or what Im about
I would stomp you and ur lil crew
and wont be scared to call you
a fuckin monkey or a jew
Cuz everythin I do or I did
Will leave you hit the ground and knee down
so get on your knees and suck deez

nuts
did that shit even rhyme more than once?

[MavDynasty]

Can we get Rappin Shaq to come in here and end this shit?

seriously rappin shaqs agent needs to get his homeboy in here. this shit is unreadable.

BUMP, where are you?

[thedong]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ypveXA971qzdqpyo1_500.jpg

[Smooth Criminal]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ypveXA971qzdqpyo1_500.jpg
OMFG that shit is the epitome of cool!!!

[KidCongo]

Rappin Shaq where are thou?

[Native American]

We are all witnesses of a recession war
And you 'bout to cash in, you bitchass attention whore
Already padded your wallet with your Nike new look kicks
Riley gave you head, while you teased the New York Knicks

Even fingered the Clippers cuz you're 'bout the loot
Mothafucka, don't you see, you're just a celebrity prostitute
Sell out, hell, shout on how you want to win it all
How about get a post game and practice some basketball?

Crab ass fag, taking a crap on the Cavs
Flirtin with Mark Cuban, say you could play for the Mavs
$250 handjobs, teams got you weavin and bobbin'
Maybe if you lucky, you'll be Dwyane Wade's Robin

Or a thorn to a Rose, by the way, Chris Bosh blows
Gettin a firm Jay-Z fist in your ass, got you all on ya toes
Primadonna cuz you wanna feel how it is to be stroked
You need to work on ya stroke, elbow in, your mechanics a joke

Don't panic cuz Joakim will make you look like Ray Allen
But he not rich like Shaq, he can't afford you a phantom
My injun instincts got me thinking it's all just a ploy
By that I mean I think you'll end up a Dallas Cowboy

[djohn2oo8]

We are all witnesses of a recession war
And you 'bout to cash in, you bitchass attention whore
Already padded your wallet with your Nike new look kicks
Riley gave you head, while you teased the New York Knicks

Even fingered the Clippers cuz you're 'bout the loot
Mothafucka, don't you see, you're just a celebrity prostitute
Sell out, hell, shout on how you want to win it all
How about get a post game and practice some basketball?

Crab ass fag, taking a crap on the Cavs
Flirtin with Mark Cuban, say you could play for the Mavs
$250 handjobs, teams got you weavin and bobbin'
Maybe if you lucky, you'll be Dwyane Wade's Robin

Or a thorn to a Rose, by the way, Chris Bosh blows
Gettin a firm Jay-Z fist in your ass, got you all on ya toes
Primadonna cuz you wanna feel how it is to be stroked
You need to work on ya stroke, elbow in, your mechanics a joke

Don't panic cuz Joakim will make you look like Ray Allen
But he not rich like Shaq, he can't afford you a phantom
My injun instincts got me thinking it's all just a ploy
By that I mean I think you'll end up a Dallas Cowboy

EPICCC :wow:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Kobe Molested Me]

We are all witnesses of a recession war
And you 'bout to cash in, you bitchass attention whore
Already padded your wallet with your Nike new look kicks
Riley gave you head, while you teased the New York Knicks

Even fingered the Clippers cuz you're 'bout the loot
Mothafucka, don't you see, you're just a celebrity prostitute
Sell out, hell, shout on how you want to win it all
How about get a post game and practice some basketball?

Crab ass fag, taking a crap on the Cavs
Flirtin with Mark Cuban, say you could play for the Mavs
$250 handjobs, teams got you weavin and bobbin'
Maybe if you lucky, you'll be Dwyane Wade's Robin

Or a thorn to a Rose, by the way, Chris Bosh blows
Gettin a firm Jay-Z fist in your ass, got you all on ya toes
Primadonna cuz you wanna feel how it is to be stroked
You need to work on ya stroke, elbow in, your mechanics a joke

Don't panic cuz Joakim will make you look like Ray Allen
But he not rich like Shaq, he can't afford you a phantom
My injun instincts got me thinking it's all just a ploy
By that I mean I think you'll end up a Dallas Cowboy

Winner!

[Cleveland Steamer]

Lyricly I'm unbeatibly don't you see
Imma be an MC and no doubt you will be doubting me
matherfuckers fake and they hating
since Im so bright they cant stand it
ima light it up and wont pass it
make them ask me whats happening
this aint the shit you be braggin
Im just explaining my name and
I aint sayin Im great but
whatevers up with my life ima fix it tonight
have to make every move right
If I have to ill put up a fight
I need a second or 2 just so I would know what to do
everything brand new,

Talent!

[23LeBronJames23]

Native American stop wishing you were me again you got no brain you got no celeberity status godamn
Stop talkin shit you need to get fit you dont know how to spit
I see you can talk the talk now can you walk the talk? since you say that I suck
Why arent you in the nba what happen did you get fucked? or did you run out of luck?
If you get somehow near the top then we can talk and stop rooting for golden state warriors you know they suck !

[Muser]

Walk the talk?

[23LeBronJames23]

Walk the talk?

Dictionary?

http://www.babylon.com/definition/walk_the_talk/English

[23LeBronJames23]

Can we get Rappin Shaq to come in here and end this shit?

Rappin Shaq is a little pussy