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DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 03:50 AM
Fuck Channing Fhre!
Fuck HakeemWarrick!
Fuck Robert Sarver!

Go sunS!

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 03:51 AM
Such is the life of a Suns fan.

:toast, man.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 03:51 AM
true dat :torast:

you are my hero!

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:00 AM
Seeing as how I'm drunk myself, I can only surmise that squids are bad role models.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 04:01 AM
nigga what the fuck is JUICE?

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:03 AM
nigga what the fuck is JUICE?

:lol

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:05 AM
son I've been blitzed all night

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 04:06 AM
im b eyond bitlxed son im trashed!!!!!!W

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:09 AM
sons, I co-sign this drunken thread 100%, best believe it.

http://i49.tinypic.com/207pd89.jpg

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:21 AM
sons what should we discuss

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 04:23 AM
we should discuss what the fuck juice is!

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:23 AM
Diana Taurasi????

Is she a freak in the beh-room or not?
Whats her favorite position?

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:25 AM
Diana Taurasi????

Is she a freak in the beh-room or not?
Whats her favorite position?

son .... I guarantee you not only could Diana whoop you on the basketball court, but in the bedroom too.

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:27 AM
Sons. I have a problem with premature ejaculation when I am having sex with a reallly hot woman, what should I do?? Cause, ofcourse, when I am having sex with a really hot chick, I wanna do it again. And if I skeet early, chances are she aint calling back for more.

DeadlyDynasty
07-03-2010, 04:28 AM
I just puked my f'n guts out and still feel drunk...I hope to god we dont get a flight this morning...

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:29 AM
Sons. I have a problem with premature ejaculation when I am having sex with a reallly hot woman, what should I do?? Cause, ofcourse, when I am having sex with a really hot chick, I wanna do it again. And if I skeet early, chances are she aint calling back for more.

Pretend you're having sex with Diana Taurasi... you'll be aíght.

DeadlyDynasty
07-03-2010, 04:30 AM
Sons. I have a problem with premature ejaculation when I am having sex with a reallly hot woman, what should I do?? Cause, ofcourse, when I am having sex with a really hot chick, I wanna do it again. And if I skeet early, chances are she aint calling back for more.

jerk-off b4 u see her...also, Lexapro, Celexa, Prozac or any other antidepressant makes it harder to cum:toast

KidCongo
07-03-2010, 04:31 AM
nigga what the fuck is JUICE?

I've watched that stand-up show of Dave Chappelle's so many times baked this year. It like the default thing to watch for us :lol

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:32 AM
jerk-off b4 u see her...also, Lexapro, Celexa, Prozac or any other antidepressant makes it harder to cum:toast

You see, I live in a 2 bedroom apt with 3 other people, so I don't get to whack it as much as I would like, no privacy whatsoever.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:32 AM
Pretend you're having sex with Diana Taurasi... you'll be aíght.

bitch fuck you

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:32 AM
So what are we all drinking up in this bitch?

I'm rocking Lone Star and bourbon. As a cocktail. It's delicious.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:34 AM
sons I'm just chilling drinking like there is no tomorrow ... bottoms up cucks

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:34 AM
bitch fuck you


TBH, I get it now. Diana is a rare beauty, she is not the type where u say ''damn she is one hot fine bitch'', but the more you see this chick, the more u get turn on by her.

Id probably only last for 4 minutes with Diana, including foreplay.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:35 AM
TBH, I get it now. Diana is a rare beauty, she is not the type where u say ''damn she is one hot fine bitch'', but the more you see this chick, the more u get turn on by her.

Id probably only last for 4 minutes with Diana, including foreplay.

son Diana is a true diamond ... the hate is strong, but those who understand know

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:35 AM
bitch fuck you

:lol

Sorry, man -- I just don't see it. But I can respect it. In theory.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:36 AM
:lol

Sorry, man -- I just don't see it. But I can respect it. In theory.

stTwteN8qPk

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:37 AM
jerk-off b4 u see her...also, Lexapro, Celexa, Prozac or any other antidepressant makes it harder to cum:toast


Tiger woods type of shit right thure. no doubt about it.

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:37 AM
son Diana is a true diamond ... the hate is strong, but those who understand know

If it makes you feel better, I wanna bone me some old school Carly Simon.

DeadlyDynasty
07-03-2010, 04:38 AM
tullamore dew

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:38 AM
Taylor Lilly Bitchface aint got nothing on DIANA TUARASI!!!!!!!!!

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:39 AM
Taylor Lilly Bitchface aint got nothing on DIANA TUARASI!!!!!!!!!

co-signed

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:39 AM
although Taylor is a cutie and good baller

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:41 AM
although Taylor is a cutie and good baller


she is a hoe, though. the bitch never responds to my facebook pokes, and facebook messages.

she think she is too good for me, or some shit.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:42 AM
she is a hoe, though. the bitch never responds to my facebook pokes, and facebook messages.

she think she is too good for me, or some shit.

son from what I hear she prefers black cock so that's more than likely why she is ignoring you. I have my sources and they are legit 90% of the time.

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:47 AM
son from what I hear she prefers black cock so that's more than likely why she is ignoring you. I have my sources and they are legit 90% of the time.

no doubt, ive seen them pictures of her with them black dudes.

she is a ball player after all, so I don't doubt that shit.

Although, I am half black, so are you telling me that shit aint good enough???

Findog(who hacked my info) knows w/o a doubt that my full name is
Jasper Jamal Tyrone Mohamad Mallari

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:49 AM
Jasper Jamal Tyrone Mohamad Mallari

Names like this are too hard to pronounce in the drunk thread.

timvp
07-03-2010, 04:49 AM
get that cali, ya underdig

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:50 AM
no doubt, ive seen them pictures of her with them black dudes.

she is a ball player after all, so I don't doubt that shit.

Although, I am half black, so are you telling me that shit aint good enough???

Findog(who hacked my info) knows w/o a doubt that my full name is
Jasper Jamal Tyrone Mohamad Mallari

son I'm a zebra myself, but who knows about that whore Taylor ... she is white trash from what I hear

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:52 AM
son I'm a zebra myself, but who knows about that whore Taylor ... she is white trash from what I hear


She did go to Oregon, and Oregon is a breeding ground for white trash around the world. You know, the type who wears Hollister while listening to Eminem.

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 04:53 AM
Diana looks like a fucking ant eater

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:53 AM
She did go to Oregon, and Oregon is a breeding ground for white trash around the world. You know, the type who wears Hollister while listening to Eminem.

lmao co-signed! no doubt!

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 04:54 AM
could i would i should i break emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:55 AM
could i would i should i break emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

son I'm about to start dropping some bows up in here if that bitch above us doesn't shut his fucking mouth

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:55 AM
sons, this is a racist website

http://www.blackghettobabynames.net/


kanye, and rev al sharpton needs to get on this shit, asap. I aint playin

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:56 AM
She did go to Oregon, and Oregon is a breeding ground for white trash around the world. You know, the type who wears Hollister while listening to Eminem and pipin' meth.

feeaxed

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 04:56 AM
who is taylor bitch face?

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 04:56 AM
throw them hands patna it wont change the fact Diana is fucking ugly

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:57 AM
spurstilltheend ... what kind of pussified name is that? like "yay go team go!" ... bitch this ain't the Disney channel

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 04:57 AM
you gettin mad at that fucking faggot calling DT an anteater???

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:58 AM
you gettin mad at that fucking faggot calling DT an anteater???

son you said it best ... he must be a faggot

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 04:58 AM
some mexican just about crashed into a house on my block right now

fucking wetbacks on a holiday weekend

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 04:59 AM
san antonio, texas AKA NORTH MEXICO

drunk mexicans 24/7
stayin throwed down in that 210

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 04:59 AM
throw them hands patna it wont change the fact Diana is fucking ugly

Don't hate... at least she's a good sport about being dyslexic an' shit.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 04:59 AM
some mexican just about crashed into a house on my block right now

fucking wetbacks on a holiday weekend

son you in AZ?

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:00 AM
wtf is a br hornet nigga, A back riding hornet u a fag potna no wonder u think that man Diana is sexy

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:01 AM
wtf is a br hornet nigga, A back riding hornet u a fag potna no wonder u think that man Diana is sexy

bitch at least step to me like a fucking man not a cuckold bitch ... I would beat you into a damn coma and then nut all over your face. back up ... back the fuck up you bitch you

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:01 AM
who is this taylor who only fucks dark black cocks? im in san antonio, brhornet.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:03 AM
who is this taylor who only fucks dark black cocks? im in san antonio, brhornet.

son she is a pretty hot white girl who is a rookie on the Phoenix Mercury. from what I hear she only likes black mens

hopefully though Diana is protecting her from some of the bulldykes on the team

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:03 AM
hey guys, check this out.

if you want to get fine ass bitches, do this and NOTHING ELSE.

LITERALLY, JUST DO THIS AND THE WHORES WILL LET YOU POUND GASH ALL NIGHT.


Ok, you ready??


This is what you gotta do...











get M O N E Y

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:03 AM
who is this taylor who only fucks dark black cocks? im in san antonio, brhornet.


some fine ass looking white trash who plays for the phx mercury.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:04 AM
got money and you know it take it out ya pockets and show it then throw it

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 05:06 AM
wtf is a br hornet nigga, A back riding hornet u a fag potna no wonder u think that man Diana is sexy

Aw snap! Them's some hard words! Next thing you know AlwaydBetOnBlack gonna try to unsuccessfully re-introduce the word "cuckold" to the modern vernacular again. Then theshit will be awn! :lol

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:06 AM
if i came at u like a man you would hit the jets ho ass nigga, amd every girl in the wnba is a man or a lesbo

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:07 AM
hey guys, check this out.

if you want to get fine ass bitches, do this and NOTHING ELSE.

LITERALLY, JUST DO THIS AND THE WHORES WILL LET YOU POUND GASH ALL NIGHT.


Ok, you ready??


This is what you gotta do...











get M O N E Y



How much money?

And do bitches prefer cash or checks?

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:07 AM
Aight yea i just googled her

she looks like the kind of slut who dated a nice white guy in high school, got cheated on, then she wanted a revenge fuck and got ripped by some black guys from the rival high school and as a result she kept fucking black since she is still subconsciously on love with her white ex boyfriend

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:08 AM
spurs till the end, can u send me a link to that picture in your avatar? I want full original version, that shit just cracks me up.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:08 AM
or she just likes to suck black meat

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:08 AM
either way, i can tell she listens to eminem and wears boys basketball shorts while she gulps colored cock.

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:09 AM
Aight yea i just googled her

she looks like the kind of slut who dated a nice white guy in high school, got cheated on, then she wanted a revenge fuck and got ripped by some black guys from the rival high school and as a result she kept fucking black since she is still subconsciously on love with her white ex boyfriend


Once u go black, u nevah evah gonna settle for white cocks evah again. Best believe it.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:09 AM
or she just likes to suck black meat

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 05:11 AM
if i came at u like a man you would hit the jets ho ass nigga, amd every girl in the wnba is a man or a lesbo

I always hit the jets when men come at me like men. I prefer the ladies. :toast

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:11 AM
Pakistani's got dark meat too, Im just sayin.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:11 AM
Once u go black, u nevah evah gonna settle for white cocks evah again. Best believe it.


black girls are leaving black cock daily
myth busted.

but also on the real, im seeing a rise of women who are dating strictly one race.

be it black/white
mexican/white
white/asian

whatever, it seems like lots of sluts are picking one color and staying with it.

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:12 AM
say once you hit with these hoes with the mule them hoes strat trippin ya feel me

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:12 AM
http://underprivilegedjournalism.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/letalvis_britney.jpg

admiralsnackbar
07-03-2010, 05:13 AM
black girls are leaving black cock daily
myth busted.

but also on the real, im seeing a rise of women who are dating strictly one race.

be it black/white
mexican/white
white/asian

whatever, it seems like lots of sluts are picking one color and staying with it.

That was straight-up scientific.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:13 AM
IWJhAOnJIzI

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:15 AM
hit em with that flexxxxxxxxxxx

lU_1saaOnhA

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:17 AM
black girls are leaving black cock daily
myth busted.

but also on the real, im seeing a rise of women who are dating strictly one race.

be it black/white
mexican/white
white/asian

whatever, it seems like lots of sluts are picking one color and staying with it.


Like damn, Im seeing that trend too.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:18 AM
DT is a beast

I would love to put in work on her

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:19 AM
i love all women

my preference of women is this


1. MEXICAN
2. All other types of Latinas/Spanish bitches
3. BLACK
4. MIDDLE EASTERN
5. ASIAN
6. WHITE

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:20 AM
http://blogue.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chola2.jpg[

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:21 AM
yKacVsPwolA

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:22 AM
LOL @ that pic of mexican sluts eyebrowsss

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:23 AM
I just finished jerkin off to DT.

In my imagination, I was a ballboy, and I was helpin her shoot some hoops at practice.

She was all sweaty and shit, then she asked me what was wrong? Cause she can tell that I was nervous, and shit.

I told her straight up, that I think she cute, and I was trying to hide my boner, thats why I keep making her strange passes and why legs are awkwardly crossed.

Then she was like, she cant work like that, that we gotta be professional, but I told I am trying but it's hard(literally)

Then she was like, I have an idea, lets f---ck, so u can finally stop thinking about me and focus on basketball.

then we did it in the shower, in the lockeroom, in mid court, in her bedroom, all them places in 4 minutes, cause I could only hold it for that long,

the end

Veterinarian
07-03-2010, 05:29 AM
bitch at least step to me like a fucking man not a cuckold bitch ... I would beat you into a damn coma and then nut all over your face. back up ... back the fuck up you bitch you

You ejaculate in mens faces?

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:36 AM
Top 5 favorite pornstars
1. Kayden Kross
2. That one black bitch from pornhub
3. Monique Alexander
4. Jenna Haze
5. Rocco

Sasha Grey is too pale and weird for my liking.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:40 AM
DT is a beast

I would love to put in work on her

:king

Venti Quattro
07-03-2010, 05:42 AM
Top 5 favorite pornstars
1. Kayden Kross
2. That one black bitch from pornhub
3. Monique Alexander
4. Jenna Haze
5. Rocco

Sasha Grey is too pale and weird for my liking.

I like jap pornstars but they are all so noisy in bed, which is a turn off for me

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:44 AM
goddddd damnit
look at these sluts in this video
san antonio has some TALENT
mz8KebVxSao

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:45 AM
this nigga holdin down in KIRBY, TEXAS
EAST SIDE SAN ANTONIO BABAY ALL DAY

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 05:49 AM
I like jap pornstars but they are all so noisy in bed, which is a turn off for me

asa akira

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:51 AM
ASA been getting dicked by mr marus lately

in fact, she just did a 4some with london keys and natasha nice and all 3 of those sluts took mr marcus

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-03-2010, 05:56 AM
FqRQ0FGtMo0

pauls931
07-03-2010, 07:30 AM
I thought DoK was drunk by default.

My Fault
07-03-2010, 08:46 AM
goddddd damnit
look at these sluts in this video
san antonio has some TALENT
mz8KebVxSao

Yeah Pamela is hot who I actually met through her friend also named Pamela who just happens to be hot as well. I met them at a club a while back.

mavs>spurs2
07-03-2010, 01:15 PM
I thought DoK was drunk by default.

because he has realistic takes, in your retarded little head that means he's drunk?

badfish22
07-03-2010, 01:27 PM
I'm hungover!

mavs>spurs2
07-03-2010, 01:28 PM
me too, tbh

beer pong FWIW

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 01:28 PM
I'm hungover!


lol hangovers
lol drinking water before you go to sleep prevents that
lol the Spanish soccer team posing behind a "say no to racism" sign

badfish22
07-03-2010, 01:33 PM
lol hangovers
lol drinking water before you go to sleep prevents that
lol the Spanish soccer team posing behind a "say no to racism" sign

lol hangovers
lol i was too drunk to remember to drink water
lol random

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 01:35 PM
lol sorry I just saw it on TV before the WC game started

spursfan1000
07-03-2010, 01:40 PM
LOL at this dude acting he was drunk.

BRHornet45
07-03-2010, 02:59 PM
blame it on the alcohol

Tony Horton
07-03-2010, 04:22 PM
My favorite hangover remedy is to work up a sweat with a nice "jab cross hook uppercut" routine!

thedong
07-03-2010, 04:24 PM
I had a dream last night, I was extremely drunk then I went on to get some Dallas Mavericks calf tats, boy I was glad it was only a dream!

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 04:57 PM
I had a dream last night, I was extremely drunk then I went on to get some Dallas Mavericks calf tats, boy I was glad it was only a dream!

tats or no tats... you're still a fag! and i'm sure you love the DONG!

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 04:58 PM
I had a dream last night, I was extremely drunk then I went on to get some Dallas Mavericks calf tats, boy I was glad it was only a dream!


:lmao

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:00 PM
Fuck Channing Fhre!
Fuck HakeemWarrick!
Fuck Robert Sarver!

Go sunS!

"thought to self; make sure there's a typo in there somewhere and a couple cuss words because they won't buy the fact that i drank more than 1 wine cooler and am smashed off my ass."

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:00 PM
:lmao

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:00 PM
My favorite hangover remedy is to work up a sweat with a nice "jab cross hook uppercut" routine!

mine is... to smoke a bowl and kick back. fuck p90x!

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:00 PM
If DoK was really drunk he woulda woken up with a tattoo on his calf!

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:01 PM
mine is... to smoke a bowl and kick back. fuck p90x!


You didn't need to say fuck p90x, anyone who has ever seen your pic knows you haven't gone near those DVDs

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:02 PM
If DoK was really drunk he woulda woken up with a tattoo on his calf!

you're as original as carlos "ned" mencia.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:02 PM
You didn't need to say fuck p90x, anyone who has ever seen your pic knows you haven't gone near those DVDs

am i'm sure you haven't either. talk the talk but you're still a bitchmade suns fan.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:03 PM
you forfeit the right to call someone bitch made when you make the decision to place a tattoo on your calves.

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:03 PM
tats or no tats... you're still a fag! and i'm sure you love the DONG!


I promise to never bring up your calf tats controversy again, if you change my ''team'' from Spurs to Mavs.

Seriously dude, how can you ever wear shorts ever again? I bet you wish it's winter right about now.
Everytime you walk into a bar or even diner, people must be staring at your calf tats all the freaking time.

I bet the waitresses at Denny's remember you by your calf tats, they're just to nice and greedy for tips for them to acknowledge it.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:04 PM
koriwhat is not a mod (if he was he woulda put an end to the calf tat thing a LONG time ago).

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:06 PM
You know it's bad when thedong completely owns you.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:07 PM
I promise to never bring up your calf tats controversy again, if you change my ''team'' from Spurs to Mavs.

Seriously dude, how can you ever wear shorts ever again? I bet you wish it's winter right about now.
Everytime you walk into a bar or even diner, people must be staring at your calf tats all the freaking time.

I bet the waitresses at Denny's remember you by your calf tats, they're just to nice and greedy for tips for them to acknowledge it.

wow my ego's crushed now because some fag who calls himself the dong is dissing me just like the rest of the fags who jumped on that wagon. oh no's!

i wear shorts all the time without 1 thought regarding whether or not someone gives a fuck about my tattoos. and i hate winter!

btw, denny's is disgusting and just as bad as jim's so i don't go anywhere near that place. good luck coming up with another comedic gem dane crook.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:07 PM
you forfeit the right to call someone bitch made when you make the decision to place a tattoo on your calves.

yeah because some internet wannabe hardass says so... fag!

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:08 PM
talk the talk


I'd tell you to walk the walk, but it's the summer right now, and I'll bet it's pretty embarrassing when you walk in public.

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:08 PM
koriwhat is not a mod (if he was he woulda put an end to the calf tat thing a LONG time ago).


LOL, I thought he was a mod.


Maybe he used to be mod? But then his fellow spurs fan mods were to embarrassed to be associated with him after he showed off his ''awesome'' calf tats, then revoked his mod privileges.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:08 PM
You know it's bad when i use the internet lingo "owned". i'm such a fag who can't sell a box of shitty bball cards here or on ebay.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:10 PM
wow my ego's crushed now because some fag who calls himself the dong is dissing me just like the rest of the fags who jumped on that wagon. oh no's!

i wear shorts all the time without 1 thought regarding whether or not someone gives a fuck about my tattoos. and i hate winter!

btw, denny's is disgusting and just as bad as jim's so i don't go anywhere near that place. good luck coming up with another comedic gem dane crook.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:10 PM
Kori Ellis is the mod, speaking of which, I don't feel like getting banned for getting in a dick measuring contest with calf tats when she told me and calf tats to stop arguing.

ttyl calf tats

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:10 PM
LOL, I thought he was a mod.


Maybe he used to be mod? But then his fellow spurs fan mods were to embarrassed to be associated with him after he showed off his ''awesome'' calf tats, then revoked his mod privileges.

nope, never have i been a mod but you've always been a leech who sucks on the ass of all the other bitches around here. i'm just trying to help you get your post count up so you can be considered a regular. btw, can't you just change your team in your control panel?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:12 PM
I don't feel like getting banned for getting in a dick measuring contest

you would want to... fag!

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:12 PM
LOL bitches & blunts!
Even the best blunt in the world can't make your bitch stop thinking about your calf tats.

Kori's bitch(prostitutes and bbw's from craigslist) : Im bout to cum, oh wait, he has calf tat's, dammmmit!

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:14 PM
:lol

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:14 PM
LOL bitches & blunts!
Even the best blunt in the world can't make your bitch stop thinking about your calf tats.

Kori's bitch(prostitutes and bbw's from craigslist) : Im bout to cum, oh wait, he has calf tat's, dammmmit!


does your daddy know you're on the internet right now surfing where you're not supposed to be surfing?

btw, this is actually hard to say but i'd rather watch mind of mencia than read anymore of your lame replies.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:16 PM
Just curious but was the "!" really necessary? It's not BITCHES and BLUNTS! right? Plus why no love for the 40's? You ain't down with Dre?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:17 PM
Just curious but was the "!" really necessary? It's not BITCHES and BLUNTS! right? Plus why no love for the 40's? You ain't down with Dre?

i don't drink shit beer... i'm not 16 yrs old like most of yall on this board. i prefer boddington's and high alcohol % stouts.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:19 PM
:rollin

This is a serious question. Do you try to sound like the biggest tool on earth? It's an act right?

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:21 PM
i don't drink shit beer... i'm not 16 yrs old like most of yall on this board. i prefer boddington's and high alcohol % stouts.

I'll be an alcoholic too if I had those tats on my calves.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:22 PM
I'll be an alcoholic too if I had those tats on my calves.

i'm far from an alcoholic but keep shooting for the stars playa! you might be on dane crook level soon enough.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:23 PM
i'm far from an alcoholic but keep shooting for the stars playa! you might be on dane crook level soon enough.

...Sandy?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:23 PM
:rollin

This is a serious question. Do you try to sound like the biggest tool on earth? It's an act right?

how am i exactly sounding like a "tool"? just because i could care less about a bunch of bitches who team up with the same schtick thread after thread, post after post, reply after reply?

BadOdor
07-03-2010, 05:24 PM
tbh you need to get a hairtcut and and tats of calf on those calf tats.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:24 PM
how am i exactly sounding like a "tool"? just because i could care less about a bunch of bitches who team up with the same schtick thread after thread, post after post, reply after reply?


i don't drink shit beer... i'm not 16 yrs old like most of yall on this board. i prefer boddington's and high alcohol % stouts.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:24 PM
how am i exactly sounding like a "tool"? just because i could care less about a bunch of bitches who team up with the same schtick thread after thread, post after post, reply after reply?


No, he called you a tool because you talked about liking some homo beer as if it sounded cool.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:24 PM
...Sandy?

what the fuck are you talking about? dane cook is a crook... he makes money off schmucks who think he's a comedian.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:25 PM
...Sandy?


He's got sand in his calf tats

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:25 PM
what the fuck are you talking about? dane cook is a crook... he makes money off schmucks who think he's a comedian.

My bad. I thought you might be Namlook. You both like making up super lame nicknames for people.

Roddy Beaubois
07-03-2010, 05:25 PM
I'll be an alcoholic too if I had those tats on my calves.

rofl



He's got sand in his calf tats


rofl

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:27 PM
No, he called you a tool because you talked about liking some homo beer as if it sounded cool.

ok so i like good quality beer and somehow that's considered homo beer? wtf is homo beer? god you're a fool man. anything and everything to say you'd say even if it makes no sense at all. the comebacks here are so weak yall gotta keep going back to the same schtick of lol calf tats when you clearly know you have jack shit to say that could be considered funny or humiliating. go back to lol calf tats already because swaying away is not helping you at all.

BadOdor
07-03-2010, 05:27 PM
ok so i like good quality beer and somehow that's considered homo beer? wtf is homo beer? god you're a fool man. anything and everything to say you'd say even if it makes no sense at all. the comebacks here are so weak yall gotta keep going back to the same schtick of lol calf tats when you clearly know you have jack shit to say that could be considered funny or humiliating. go back to lol calf tats already because swaying away is not helping you at all

Roddy Beaubois
07-03-2010, 05:27 PM
ok so i like good quality beer and somehow that's considered homo beer? wtf is homo beer? god you're a fool man. anything and everything to say you'd say even if it makes no sense at all. the comebacks here are so weak yall gotta keep going back to the same schtick of lol calf tats when you clearly know you have jack shit to say that could be considered funny or humiliating. go back to lol calf tats already because swaying away is not helping you at all.

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:28 PM
ok so i like good quality beer and somehow that's considered homo beer? wtf is homo beer? god you're a fool man. anything and everything to say you'd say even if it makes no sense at all. the comebacks here are so weak yall gotta keep going back to the same schtick of lol calf tats when you clearly know you have jack shit to say that could be considered funny or humiliating. go back to lol calf tats already because swaying away is not helping you at all.

Roddy Beaubois
07-03-2010, 05:28 PM
:lol

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:28 PM
:lmao

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:29 PM
tbh you need to get a hairtcut and and tats of calf on those calf tats.

how many times do i have to say, "i don't have any other accounts on ST"? i mean if i am not bored at home or work i'm not on ST and i could care less to troll around on any other account but my own. don't care to make multiple accounts. is that clear enough for you?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:31 PM
how unexpected by the fag squad... "oh we're not clever, oh we're a bunch of fags who suck eachother off and use the same schtick over and over again. hey fags, unite! time to quote and copy&paste because we aren't original at all!"

BadOdor
07-03-2010, 05:31 PM
how many times do i have to say, "i don't have any other accounts on ST"? i mean if i am not bored at home or work i'm not on ST and i could care less to troll around on any other account but my own. don't care to make multiple accounts. is that clear enough for you?

how unexpected by the fag squad... "oh we're not clever, oh we're a bunch of fags who suck eachother off and use the same schtick over and over again. hey fags, unite! time to quote and copy&paste because we aren't original at all!"

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:31 PM
I just asked my main bitch Esther, if she would fuck u, I even said that you use extendz so u must be packin down there, and you have the best heroine hook up in Texas.

She originally said yes, but then I mentioned your calf tat situation, and the rest is history.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:31 PM
calf + tats = calf tats.

you + the rest of the fags = real fuckin homo

Goran Dragic
07-03-2010, 05:31 PM
how unexpected by the fag squad... "oh we're not clever, oh we're a bunch of fags who suck eachother off and use the same schtick over and over again. hey fags, unite! time to quote and copy&paste because we aren't original at all!"

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:32 PM
Why does he keep replying?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:32 PM
how unexpected by the fag squad... "oh we're not clever, oh we're a bunch of fags who suck eachother off and use the same schtick over and over again. hey fags, unite! time to quote and copy&paste because we aren't original at all!"

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:33 PM
Why do you keep replying?

cause it passes the time when i'm bored... what's your excuse, because you think somehow someway you're funny? what a bunch of comedians we got here at ST. mouse makes yall look like aziz ansari doing standup.

Roddy Beaubois
07-03-2010, 05:34 PM
You seem to work all day everyday, even on weekends

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:35 PM
cause it passes the time when i'm bored.

That's not why. If it was you'd just post elsewhere. You feel the need to defend yourself and you end up just digging yourself deeper. Try not being such a huge tool.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:36 PM
I just asked my main bitch Esther, if she would fuck u, I even said that you use extendz so u must be packin down there, and you have the best heroine hook up in Texas.

She originally said yes, but then I mentioned your calf tat situation, and the rest is history.

who's esther, your mother? with a name so old like that she's probably your abuelita.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:37 PM
You seem to work all day everyday, even on weekends

i'm at home but i mean illiterate dumbasses like you can't grasp that concept even when i spell it out for you. go back and reread even though that ain't gonna help your reading comprehension skills.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:39 PM
That's not why. If it was you'd just post elsewhere. You feel the need to defend yourself and you end up just digging yourself deeper. Try not being such a huge tool.

and you know that why?

btw, i have these shitty cards i threw away the other week and they're probably at the landfill by now but if you act quick you can go retrieve them and try to pawn them off on some fool either here or on ebay. get at it and you too can become a millionaire!

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:39 PM
who's esther, your mother? with a name so old like that she's probably your abuelita.


just a fine ass piece/heroine addict/but its aight cause she too fine.

just ask ghazi. :toast

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:40 PM
who has calf tats? who ever it is is gay as fuck

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:41 PM
just a fine ass piece/heroine addict/but its aight cause she too fine.

just ask ghazi. :toast

i'm not asking some loser who is a wannabe youtube sensation about shit... too bad you and him don't go the extremist route and strap some dynamite to yall's chests.

tell grandma high next time you see her mijo!

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 05:42 PM
who has calf tats? who ever it is is gay as fuck

oh no!

BadOdor
07-03-2010, 05:43 PM
who has calf tats? who ever it is is gay as fuck

Real talk.

thedong
07-03-2010, 05:44 PM
i'm not asking some loser who is a wannabe youtube sensation about shit... too bad you and him don't go the extremist route and strap some dynamite to yall's chests.

tell grandma high next time you see her mijo!



guys, should I start posting some new awesome esther pictures?

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:44 PM
and you know that why?Because it's clear to everyone here.



btw, i have these shitty cards i threw away the other week and they're probably at the landfill by now but if you act quick you can go retrieve them and try to pawn them off on some fool either here or on ebay. get at it and you too can become a millionaire!
lol you think I care enough to get mad at this? All I can say is at least I don't have my basketball cards irreversibly glued to my body...my calves to be specific.

SpursTillTheEnd
07-03-2010, 05:47 PM
i aint judging but if thats yo thang gon head do you, but who ever it is has that gay boy swag

HarlemHeat37
07-03-2010, 05:52 PM
Calf tats thread!..

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 05:53 PM
Well sons calf tat derailed my thread......btw consuming acai berries and beer in the same 12 hour period is not something I recommend under any circumstances.

Shastafarian
07-03-2010, 05:55 PM
Well sons calf tat derailed my thread......btw consuming acai berries and beer in the same 12 hour period is not something I recommend under any circumstances.

What if it's boddington's or some high alcohol % stouts? THEN IS IT OK?!?!?!

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 05:57 PM
What if it's boddington's or some high % alcohol beer? THEN IS IT OK?!?!?!


I don't even know what the fuck boddington's is :lol

As a poor college student I don't drink calf tat beer very often, but I tend to find beers like fat tire are harsher on my digestive track than coors light.

thedong
07-03-2010, 06:02 PM
Sons, Im happy fo you, and imma let u finish, but Kori gotz some of the best calf tats of all time!!!!!!!!!! of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:04 PM
Sons, Im happy fo you, and imma let u finish, but Kori gotz some of the best calf tats of all time!!!!!!!!!! of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks

thedong
07-03-2010, 06:06 PM
thanks


you izz welcome, and George Bush hates black people.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:06 PM
Sons, Im happy fo you, and imma let u finish, but Kori gotz some of the best calf tats of all time!!!!!!!!!! of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't even know what the fuck boddington's is :lol

As a poor college student I don't drink calf tat beer very often, but I tend to find beers like fat tire are harsher on my digestive track than coors light.

fat tire :tu

riding the silver bullet is only somewhat good out of a keg.

hopefully the bs degree you get once you finish college will land you a job in which you make decent enough money to afford good beer like boddington's.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:07 PM
George Bush hates black people.

as if that's news

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 06:07 PM
fat tire :tu

riding the silver bullet is only somewhat good out of a keg.

hopefully the bs degree you get once you finish college will land you a job in which you make decent enough money to afford good beer like boddington's.


:lol double major in accounting & finance is a BS degree?

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:09 PM
:lol double major in accounting & finance is a BS degree?

oh no a blow to his ego... go get'em number cruncher. man whatever job you get with that degree is going to be a blast!

make sure you pop your collar under than phoenix jersey when you go to interview.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 06:11 PM
Son I don't care about getting a job that's fun, I care about getting a job that pays.

Roddy Beaubois
07-03-2010, 06:12 PM
man whatever job you get with that degree is going to be a blast!


tbh, whatever job he gets will be better then getting gangbanged over the internet about your calves, which seems is all that your job consist of.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:12 PM
Son I don't care about getting a job that's fun, I care about getting a job that pays.

you won't be saying the same in yrs to come. ego-smashed!

"but but i'm a double major!"

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:14 PM
tbh, whatever job he gets will be better then getting gangbanged over the internet about your calves, which seems is all that your job consist of.

oh no once again none of this shit matters... it's humorous that yall think this shit is so serious and that anyone outside of ST gives a fuck. are you really that serious about this shit? fuckin' hilarious!

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2010, 06:15 PM
I wanted to give you a semi-butthurt post to copy paste just so the bukkake you endure on this site isn't so one sided.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:16 PM
I wanted to give you a semi-butthurt post to copy paste just so the bukkake you endure on this site isn't so one sided.

you're such a fag man and in the real world i would conclude it be the same. fag!

thedong
07-03-2010, 06:49 PM
If Kori has a BS in finance, then I have a PHD -- a pretty huge dong!

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:53 PM
If Kori has a BS in finance, then I have a PHD -- a pretty huge dong!

wtf are you talking about? i'm not even going to compare you to the rest of the fag squad no longer because even though their schtick is lame yours is just flat-out pathetic.

thedong
07-03-2010, 06:54 PM
my swag is like jay-z's sons!!!!!!!!!!

I was under your mother's sheet last night, now I am under your skin.

That's how I roll.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 06:56 PM
my swag is like jay-z's sons!!!!!!!!!!

I was under your mother's sheet last night, now I am under your skin.

That's how I roll.

6 grader... i knew it! please, pretty please, no more mom jokes 'cause i can't take it! no!!!!

you roll like a flat tire.

thedong
07-03-2010, 07:07 PM
Dude, tbh, I just ran out of things to say.

You're just getting lame, and you don't merit any of my lame jokes no more.

koriwhat
07-03-2010, 07:19 PM
Dude, tbh, I just ran out of things to say.

You're just getting lame, and you don't merit any of my lame jokes no more.

thank god! buh-bye mencia!

Veterinarian
07-05-2010, 05:31 AM
Well, Sons I didn't think it was possible but in a thread where BRHornets45 fantasized about ejaculating in mens faces he managed to come off only as the third biggest faggot in this thread behind Koriwhat and SpursTillTheEnd.