Culbear..

[HarlemHeat37]

Has he jumped the shark?..

I like him as a poster and all, but he doesn't entertain me like he used to..is he funny?..does he need a spark?..is he done?..did getting banned kill him?..

[gaKNOW!blee]

yeah at first i wasnt even sure it was him....he has really lost it.

he's washed up, over, kaput, donezo.

[Giuseppe]

I'd a been much better entertainment if we'd a lost to the Celtics. I don't operate too well from victory. I'm better on the ass end of things. I suffer great. It's my canvas, and if we'd a lost to your San Antonio Celtics, I'd be like Denzel Washtingon in "Man on Fire":::I'd a painted a masterpiece.

+ The Princess did indeed eunuch me a measure, truth be told.

She is something else again.

[Giuseppe]

The Princess

wild eyes
a steady gait
her fingers dance
her keyboard sings
she made him once
he lives in fear
she'll come again
her babies call
he'll have to wait

- Culburn

[Double-Up]

The Princess

wild eyes
a steady gait
her fingers dance
her keyboard sings
she made him once
he lives in fear
she'll come again
her babies call
he'll have to wait

- Culburn

Not this shit again. :nope

[Giuseppe]

I didn't start the thread, Double, but, I ain't passin' up a chance to lodge my shit.

You can try me, fatso.

[sook]

who the fuck finds culburn funny anyways? /thread

[Giuseppe]

Sit on it, Sookie. You've been on the rag ever since Mutombo & Yao went down in a heap and Kobe shoved Battier's "Stop Kobe Binder" up Adelman's ass sideways.

Oh, yeah, we took you down, took you down to Chinatown. That was on the way to 15.

[Giuseppe]

2 posts.

[dirk4mvp]

The Princess

wild eyes
a steady gait
her fingers dance
her keyboard sings
she made him once
he lives in fear
she'll come again
her babies call
he'll have to wait

- Culburn

great fuckin poetry :cry

[DJ Mbenga]

kori tamed the beast

[Fpoonsie]

He's still funny.

[badfish22]

I realize im in the minority, but I've always found Culburns schtick hilarious.
I probably wouldn't go to lunch with the guy or anything, but hes a funny internet character.

[dirk4mvp]

I realize im in the minority, but I've always found Culburns schtick hilarious.
I probably wouldn't go to lunch with the guy or anything, but hes a funny internet character.

Neither would DOK, tbh.

[sabar]

Problem is the way he types/talks is too much of a gimmick. Can only ride something for so long. Already know what he posted before I see it.

Still time to refuel.

[23LeBronJames23]

Lame

[mystargtr34]

1 in 10 posts are mildly funny.

[Mori Chu]

This thread needs more Native American.

[Mori Chu]

Don't yall be hating on my man Culburn the Cubster. A man more dedicated to the art of trollery you will not find. They still can't get anything to grow on the land that used to be AZ Central. Damn Culburn turned that place into Chernobyl. He was still spouting his O-and-whatever talk all the way back then. Bastard was annoying as all hell, but he turned my nemesis Ladmo's ass red. I can't thank him enough for that. Tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

Neither would DOK, tbh.

Yeah, the jagoff sat out in the parking lot too afraid to come in.

[easy7]

Culby is cool as hell.

[Giuseppe]

kori tamed the beast

True, but, ever since Kori took me in hand I've treated women much better. Even my wife has noticed the change.

[The Batman]

True, but, ever since Kori took me in hand I've treated women much better. Even my wife has noticed the change.

How is Mrs. 21 Blessings?

[Giuseppe]

How is Mrs. 21 Blessings?

She's up in Flagstaff for the 4th. I stayed back to watch Game 7 and write poetry for Kori.

[sook]

Sit on it, Sookie. You've been on the rag ever since Mutombo & Yao went down in a heap and Kobe shoved Battier's "Stop Kobe Binder" up Adelman's ass sideways.

Oh, yeah, we took you down, took you down to Chinatown. That was on the way to 15.
I'll ask again, sit on what?

What feeds your insecurities btw?

[Red Hawk #21]

Culburn sucks. I wonder what he does for a living...

[Giuseppe]

What feeds your insecurities btw?

The Suns.

tee, hee.

[jazzypimp]

Fuck Culburn... that faggot manwich asshole oozing eating dick vein! He's 55 year old troll who sits in his shit stained tighties all fuckin day trying to prey on unsuspecting little boys over the internet...Fuckin creepy ass!

[Giuseppe]

Culburn sucks. I wonder what he does for a living...

I don't. I already did it. I'm retired.

[Giuseppe]

Fuck Culburn... that faggot manwich asshole oozing eating dick vein! He's 55 year old troll who sits in his shit stained tighties all fuckin day trying to prey on unsuspecting little boys over the internet...Fuckin creepy ass!

Jazzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ain't seen you since before we pounded that Jazz ass two months ago.

Give old Cubby two or three words that'll change me life.