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ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-07-2010, 06:30 AM
About 3 months ago I was at a club and I met this stunningly beautiful girl. She had nice breasts, well pedicured feet, was looking nice and had a pearly white smile. We hit it off and began to see eachother regularly. Finally, after about 2 weeks we began to do more than just kiss and make out. I played with her breasts and sucked on them. Glorious. She performed oral sex on me. Glorious. Then one night before we were about to have sex, she told me that she needed to talk. I thought, well great, shes gonna dump me. Fuck. Well, she told me it was important and started to cry. I held her close and told her it was alright and that she could trust me.

She then proceeded to tell me how she was born a man and about 3 years ago she began taking estrogen shots and female growth hormones. She got breasts implants and hair transplants. She is all female except that she still has a penis. (6 inches in length and 5 inches in circumference). She will have that penis removed in 2 weeks when she has surgery to remove her dong and then 3 weeks later she will have a man made "vagina".

My question is simple. Or maybe not. I love her. I love her personality and i love the way she sucks me off. But I sometimes feel weird when we are making out and she climbs on top and I feel her boner. Superficial, yes, I know.

But am I gay for loving her? I need advice. Please advise.

One day, I just may make her my :married:

Muser
07-07-2010, 06:33 AM
TMI, pre-op then yeah you are gay.

Mister Sinister
07-07-2010, 06:52 AM
Here's a better question. Does it matter? If you love the person, then the answer to that, I think, would be no. But, hey, I kiss dudes sometimes, so, yeah. My answer may be a little biased. Ha. Ha ha. Bi-assed. Iiii need sleep.

lebomb
07-07-2010, 07:27 AM
YES, you are indeed a faggot.

Bullshit Detector
07-07-2010, 07:35 AM
Given that you already know the dimensions of his cock, you are indeed gay.

bigzak25
07-07-2010, 07:38 AM
Relationships with foundations of love will last a lifetime. However it seems your boyfriend started the relationship by lying to you and not being totally honest until he no longer had a choice. That's usually a deal breaker.

I like your troll attempt though. Miamiheat would be proud.

SAScrub
07-07-2010, 07:48 AM
6x5?
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bigzak25
07-07-2010, 08:01 AM
Damn, and I thought I was 'chubby'.

TinTin
07-07-2010, 09:18 AM
6x5?
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9711/tin20can.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/tin20can.jpg/)

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:lmao 6 by 5?

tlongII
07-07-2010, 09:49 AM
Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!

DarkReign
07-07-2010, 11:23 AM
Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!

Exactly.

Obvious troll is obvious.

CuckingFunt
07-07-2010, 11:29 AM
Exactly.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obvious troll is getting to be a god damn epidemic around here.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-07-2010, 11:38 AM
So FuckingCunt, how long did it take for your tranny ass to recover after you had your cock removed?

ashbeeigh
07-07-2010, 12:14 PM
Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!

I agree

Sportcamper
07-07-2010, 12:17 PM
So glad that this did not turn out to be one of those really creepy threads…

mrsmaalox
07-07-2010, 12:35 PM
Sounds like a match made in heaven.

xellos88330
07-07-2010, 12:56 PM
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z0sa
07-07-2010, 01:41 PM
tl; dr

Mister Sinister
07-07-2010, 03:05 PM
Is this your coming out moment, faggot?

Nah. That's buried somewhere in the troll forum.

CosmicCowboy
07-07-2010, 03:24 PM
An inter-racial coupling with a tranny? Damn, you ARE an open minded troll.

ploto
07-07-2010, 03:34 PM
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9711/tin20can.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/tin20can.jpg/)


5" circumference-- not diameter

LnGrrrR
07-07-2010, 03:48 PM
Of course this is an obvious troll, but let's pretend OP is real for the sake of discussion. I would argue he's not gay, because he fell in love with her when he thought she was a female. Gender discussions can be fraught with confusion though.

I. Hustle
07-07-2010, 06:44 PM
You know how I know you're gay?



Your girlfriend has a penis

CubanSucks
07-07-2010, 06:59 PM
ALWAYS bet on FAG

MavDynasty
07-07-2010, 07:06 PM
:lmao

this thread :lmao :lmao

DMX7
07-07-2010, 08:21 PM
This thread just confirms what we already knew.

leemajors
07-07-2010, 10:16 PM
chodesque confessions

:lmao

My Fault
07-07-2010, 11:15 PM
Yes, you just came out the closet and yes we still accept you for the faggot you are.

byrontx
07-07-2010, 11:52 PM
You're gay if her dick tastes like shit.

redzero
07-07-2010, 11:55 PM
So gay. lol

Smooth Criminal
07-07-2010, 11:56 PM
About 3 months ago I was at a club and I met this stunningly beautiful girl. She had nice breasts, well pedicured feet, was looking nice and had a pearly white smile. We hit it off and began to see eachother regularly. Finally, after about 2 weeks we began to do more than just kiss and make out. I played with her breasts and sucked on them. Glorious. She performed oral sex on me. Glorious. Then one night before we were about to have sex, she told me that she needed to talk. I thought, well great, shes gonna dump me. Fuck. Well, she told me it was important and started to cry. I held her close and told her it was alright and that she could trust me.

She then proceeded to tell me how she was born a man and about 3 years ago she began taking estrogen shots and female growth hormones. She got breasts implants and hair transplants. She is all female except that she still has a penis. (6 inches in length and 5 inches in circumference). She will have that penis removed in 2 weeks when she has surgery to remove her dong and then 3 weeks later she will have a man made "vagina".

My question is simple. Or maybe not. I love her. I love her personality and i love the way she sucks me off. But I sometimes feel weird when we are making out and she climbs on top and I feel her boner. Superficial, yes, I know.

But am I gay for loving her? I need advice. Please advise.

One day, I just may make her my :married:
I would like to know how you dated for two weeks but never once noticed a dong?
Anyway even if ppl consider it gay if you're happy then wtf cares?
Just do what you makes you happy brah.

Because the people who mind don't matter
And the people who matter don't mind

Smooth Criminal
07-08-2010, 12:01 AM
But I guess to answer the original question...if it were a serious one...yes if your GF has a cock (And especially if you know it's shape/size to the numbers) then you are indeed gay. Very very gay

SA DAVE
07-08-2010, 09:04 AM
6" x 5"?

mos def...always bet on black........
cock

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-08-2010, 10:31 AM
So some of you tools are surprised by the 5 inch circumfrence???

uhhhh that is just normal. do you all not have 5 inch circumference???
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Penis_circum.svg/790px-Penis_circum.svg.png