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ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-08-2010, 12:05 PM
My buddy lives in Miami. He said he heard a report that Shaq wants to sign with Miami for an extremely low price.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-08-2010, 12:05 PM
My God.

SevenX
07-08-2010, 12:07 PM
This off season rules.

Venti Quattro
07-08-2010, 12:07 PM
Lemme guess, for a box of Krispy Kreme donuts

resistanze
07-08-2010, 12:10 PM
He'd probably pay his own salary just so he could dickride.

DMX7
07-08-2010, 12:12 PM
He's a big name, he's also a complete has been at this point.

BlackSwordsMan
07-08-2010, 12:12 PM
why isn't this idiot banned?

Venti Quattro
07-08-2010, 12:12 PM
Shaq and Bosh in one team... interesting

Killakobe81
07-08-2010, 12:12 PM
I hope so ...

Shaq at 300+ in the paint cloging driving lanes ...

with the TWO BEST drivers in the NBA alternating turns with the ball ... (so they each arent driving to the rack) and they have to get by TWO big men to get to the hoop.

I pray this is true ...

this team has EPIC fail written ALL over it.

Miami needs a mobile big with range but unfortunately not many out there ...

I pack the paint play shaq straight up and dare lebron and Wade to catch fire from outside if they do this ...

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-08-2010, 12:13 PM
Teams that wanted Shaq were:

Boston
Atlanta
Dallas
Cleveland

Boston just signed another big in Jermaine O.

Atlanta is not a contender

Dallas is a possibility.

Cleveland is not in the mix if there is no Bron Bron.

Miami has the talent and very little money.

Shaq wants a ring, and Miami needs players on the cheap.

I see it happening.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-08-2010, 12:14 PM
why isn't this idiot banned?
Do you give rim jobs strictly to black men or do you just fag out for anyone?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-08-2010, 12:15 PM
lol spear chucker OP

redzero
07-08-2010, 12:16 PM
why isn't this idiot banned?

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-08-2010, 12:16 PM
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hater
07-08-2010, 12:16 PM
why in gods name would miami take Shaq's fat ass even at the min???

Booharv
07-08-2010, 12:18 PM
This is definitely one of the shittiest new trolls.

angelbelow
07-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Do you give rim jobs strictly to black men or do you just fag out for anyone?

ban

noob cake
07-08-2010, 01:48 PM
I heard TMac wants to play in Miami for free

jacobdrj
07-08-2010, 01:57 PM
T-Mac on the Heat would be just classic...

DJB
07-08-2010, 01:57 PM
I heard TMac wants to play in Miami for free

:lmao

jacobdrj
07-08-2010, 01:58 PM
Shaq in Miami... Explosive...

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-09-2010, 03:34 AM
BoOK IT, Dano

21_Blessings
07-09-2010, 06:47 AM
Hear that? It's Riley laughing you off the internet.

boston.balla
07-09-2010, 07:18 AM
T-Mac on the Heat would be just classic...

son allen iverson would do great as a water boy with all his speed & handles.

Lol shaq/tmac/iverson bench :lmao:lmao:lmao

The heat would be a bipolar team:
starters: pass-first all-stars + 2 role players
bench: all cancer team

Goran Tragic
07-09-2010, 07:22 AM
Winning has a way of curing cancer or at least keeping it at bay. Anyway depending on how this pans out the NBA may become very boring if a handful of teams continue to be stacked.