coming to San Antonio this weekend

[stretch]

I'm going to schlitterbans (however you spell it) this weekend, and will be staying in San Antonio.

who wants to take me and my wife out to dinner?

:toast

[ALWAYS bet on BLACK]

I'm going to schlitterbans (however you spell it) this weekend, and will be staying in San Antonio.

who wants to take me and my wife out to dinner?

:toast

Hey stretch,

Glad you and your wife are coming to visit San Antonio.

For general information regarding the city, please feel free to check out this forum which is cleverly titled, CityData (http://www.city-data.com/forum/san-antonio/).

:wow

Enjoy your stay.

:married:

[koriwhat]

stay in dallas!

[Grey Spurfan]

who wants to take me and my wife out to dinner?

:toast


Usually when I take your wife out to dinner she doesn't want you around.






Get it?? I'm saying that I fucked your wife! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ditty]

I'm going to schlitterbans (however you spell it) this weekend, and will be staying in San Antonio.

who wants to take me and my wife out to dinner?

:toast

ill be more than happy too if you wear the "mavs suck t shirt" or "mavs have no rings shirt" also

[Giuseppe]

Will she provide a box lunch, Stretch? Mono loves a cream pie.

[stretch]

stay in dallas!

we will be sure to avoid your ultra-white calfs and their tats

[easy7]

I live close to shitterbang but will be busy this weekend. maybe next time.

[MavDynasty]

lol calf tats

[stretch]

ill be more than happy too if you wear the "mavs suck t shirt" or "mavs have no rings shirt" also

for free dinner? works for me. my favorite basketball team isnt the pride and joy of my life, unlike you spurs fans. I got bigger and better things going on :toast

[Grey Spurfan]

for free dinner? works for me. my favorite basketball team isnt the pride and joy of my life, unlike you spurs fans. I got bigger and better things going on :toast


Whatever makes you feel better you ringless choking faggot. :lol

[leemajors]

Freetail has some pretty good beers and food, Scott owns it.

[koriwhat]

ill be more than happy too if you wear the "mavs suck t shirt" or "mavs have no rings shirt" also

http://i32.tinypic.com/9suy6q.jpg

[IronMexican]

Hit up Chotchkies!

[ffadicted]

we will be sure to avoid your ultra-white calfs and their tats

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Chama Gaucha is where it's at if you have money.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

we will be sure to avoid your ultra-white calfs and their tats

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If by some weird chance stretch sees koriwhat, he should walk up and just say "CROFL calf tats"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If by some weird chance stretch sees koriwhat, he should walk up and just say "CROFL calf tats"

lmao

[stretch]

if by some weird chance stretch sees koriwhat, he should walk up and just say "crofl calf tats"

lololololololol

[koriwhat]

hardy har har

[stretch]

yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's fuckin' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 shits less about some bitchmade chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the fuck out already. come up with something clever or shut the fuck up and get out of my thread.

[stretch]

blind and dumb... that explains it.

if capris = pulled up pant legs, then sure, i wear capris. i like socks, what can i say? i still have my hair and feel like keeping it long, it is what it is. my metabolism is crazy fast. btw, i'm 5'9" and about 145-150 lbs now.... oh shit, i shrunk! my tattoos are the best! the spurs are the best! my calfs kick ass! gotta love the pinocha!

[koriwhat]

I'm going to schlitterbans (however you spell it) this weekend, and will be staying in San Antonio.

who wants to take me and my wife out to dinner?

:toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

blind and dumb... that explains it.

if capris = pulled up pant legs, then sure, i wear capris. i like socks, what can i say? i still have my hair and feel like keeping it long, it is what it is. my metabolism is crazy fast. btw, i'm 5'9" and about 145-150 lbs now.... oh shit, i shrunk! my tattoos are the best! the spurs are the best! my calfs kick ass! gotta love the pinocha!

[koriwhat]

we will be sure to avoid your ultra-white calfs and their tats

[koriwhat]

for free dinner? works for me. my favorite basketball team isnt the pride and joy of my life, unlike you spurs fans. I got bigger and better things going on :toast

[koriwhat]

lololololololol

[koriwhat]

what an easy game to play... hope you drown in the kiddie pool at shittybahn!

[Ditty]

http://i32.tinypic.com/9suy6q.jpg

where did u get that shirt out brah thats sick

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

what an easy game to play... hope you drown in the kiddie pool at shittybahn!

Schlitterbahn is the shit. This hate is unnecessary.

[koriwhat]

^ that's the first shirt i ever made many many yrs ago. look out this yr though because i'm back in full affect! i'll let you know what's up in a couple months how you can purchase a really badass "fuck dallas" shirt.

[Ditty]

for free dinner? works for me. my favorite basketball team isnt the pride and joy of my life, unlike you spurs fans. I got bigger and better things going on :toast

and a picture of ur wife in a bikini and then we got a deal

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Or maybe he should make plans to meet up with him, then pull a no show. That would be hilarious!!! What you think?


Or koriwhat could show up late and then make stuff up :lol

[koriwhat]

Or koriwhat could show up late and then make stuff up :lol

what are you talking about? as if that's happened....?

i wouldn't want to meet up with any of you mav or phoenix fans, ever! don't care for your kind. waste of time too.

[monosylab1k]

Or maybe he should make plans to meet up with him, then pull a no show. That would be hilarious!!! What you think?

:lmao that Gimp costume musta been hot and uncomfortable as hell. And all for naught since Cully came home empty handed.

[monosylab1k]

what are you talking about? as if that's happened....?

i wouldn't want to meet up with any of you mav or phoenix fans, ever! don't care for your kind. waste of time too.

:lol you better show up for your fight with mavs>spurs, that shit is on for real.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

what are you talking about? as if that's happened....?


That had nothing to do with you personally so try hard not to get really butthurt over it.

[koriwhat]

:lol you better show up for your fight with mavs>spurs, that shit is on for real.

yall mav fans are fuckin' pathetic... "hey i got a great idea... lets instigate shit, tell this dude he's a pussy if he doesn't go through with this and then sit on the sidelines as if we did it big by not participating and getting a bout of our own. yeah that'll prove we're badasses!"

[DesignatedT]

http://i32.tinypic.com/9suy6q.jpg

:lol I want this.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

don't care for your kind


racist

[koriwhat]

racist

cunt!

[dirk4mvp]

yall mav fans are fuckin' pathetic... "hey i got a great idea... lets instigate shit, tell this dude he's a pussy if he doesn't go through with this and then sit on the sidelines as if we did it big by not participating and getting a bout of our own. yeah that'll prove we're badasses!"

why are you scared? aren't you a badass boxer?

[koriwhat]

:lol I want this.

PM me an email address and i'll let you know when i screen more or something similar which i plan on doing already.

[Roddy Beaubois]

:lol I want this.

it matches his calf tats

[monosylab1k]

yall mav fans are fuckin' pathetic... "hey i got a great idea... lets instigate shit, tell this dude he's a pussy if he doesn't go through with this and then sit on the sidelines as if we did it big by not participating and getting a bout of our own. yeah that'll prove we're badasses!"

......so you're pussing out?

[Roddy Beaubois]

PM me an email address and i'll let you know when i screen more or something similar which i plan on doing already.

do they come with a free pair of calf tats?

[koriwhat]

why are you scared? aren't you a badass boxer?

never said i was a badass boxer... assumptions are the only thing the fag squad is good at around here.

btw, why aren't you wanting to participate either? aren't you a tuff ass ethug?

btw, i'm not even a boxer. i am a person who trained and learned some boxing. i don't want to disrespect the sport by claiming i'm something i'm not.

[dirk4mvp]

never said i was a badass boxer... assumptions are the only thing the fag squad is good at around here.

btw, why aren't you wanting to participate either? aren't you a tuff ass ethug?

well, the fight was scheduled between yourself and mavs>spurs, but it looks like you're backing out.

[Roddy Beaubois]

never said i was a badass boxer... assumptions are the only thing the fag squad is good at around here.

btw, why aren't you wanting to participate either? aren't you a tuff ass ethug?

btw, i'm not even a boxer. i am a person who trained and learned some boxing. i don't want to disrespect the sport by claiming i'm something i'm not.

[dirk4mvp]

never said i was a badass boxer... assumptions are the only thing the fag squad is good at around here.

btw, why aren't you wanting to participate either? aren't you a tuff ass ethug?

btw, i'm not even a boxer. i am a person who trained and learned some boxing. i don't want to disrespect the sport by claiming i'm something i'm not.


PM me an email address and i'll let you know when i screen more or something similar which i plan on doing already.

[MavDynasty]

tbh i can picture when koriwhat is a 79 year old bitch some little 6 year old is going to come up to him and say CROFL calftats when he sees your shitty scrawny legs.

[koriwhat]

......so you're pussing out?


well, the fight was scheduled between yourself and mavs>spurs, but it looks like you're backing out.

2 of the dumbest motherfuckers on ST and probably the dumbest of the fag squad.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

2 of the dumbest motherfuckers on ST and probably the dumbest of the fag squad.

[dirk4mvp]

2 of the dumbest motherfuckers on ST and probably the dumbest of the fag squad.

^ that's the first shirt i ever made many many yrs ago. look out this yr though because i'm back in full affect! i'll let you know what's up in a couple months how you can purchase a really badass "fuck dallas" shirt.

[koriwhat]

the originality is out of control!

[MavDynasty]

bitches and blunts!

[Roddy Beaubois]

koriwhat
bitches & blunts!
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[dirk4mvp]

the originality is out of control!

i'm glad you bumped this thread cause i was just about to search for it...

anyhow the show was amazing! it was 10 times better than i imagined it to be. nas and damian did their thing together and separate too. it was awesome to see a live band spit out the beats for nas and see damian do his thing to songs from his first couple albums too.

well worth the price!

[koriwhat]

bitches and blunts!

:toast

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

koriwhat
bitches & blunts!
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:lmao

[koriwhat]

comebacks in this day and age have come to copy&paste whoring... what the fuck has this world come to? smh

[monosylab1k]

2 of the dumbest motherfuckers on ST and probably the dumbest of the fag squad.

so you're definitely pussing out is what you're saying.

[koriwhat]

Mr.Bottomtooth
lol _________
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now why is something like this funny? uh...

[MavDynasty]

comebacks in this day and age have come to copy&paste whoring... what the fuck has this world come to? smh

its ok...let out ur anger...get some more calf tats

[monosylab1k]

Mr.Bottomtooth
lol _________
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now why is something like this funny? uh...
you're doing it all wrong, dumbass.

[koriwhat]

its ok...let out ur anger...get some more calf tats

that's ok... i'll just keep smh at how pathetic all you fags are.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Good news, everyone.

Considering Koriwhat's endless contributions to Spurstalk canon, we felt he deserves a wing in the Lakaluva library.

Boddington's Ale has agreed to provide funding.

However, Koriwhat's artwork and t-shirt projects will not be featured since they fall considerably short of our standards of excellence.

[BUMP]

:rollin^^

[koriwhat]

you're doing it all wrong, dumbass.

oops my bad... forgot to italicize his title and bold his screen name.

[koriwhat]

Good news, everyone.

Considering Koriwhat's endless contributions to Spurstalk canon, we felt he deserves a wing in the Lakaluva library.

Boddington's Ale has agreed to provide funding.

However, Koriwhat's artwork and t-shirt projects will not be featured since they fall considerably short of our standards of excellence.

don't worry about that! i have plenty of ideas about to be for sale here soon enough... can't wait to spread the maverick hate!

[stretch]

koriwhat
bitches & blunts!
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[Roddy Beaubois]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=10674&dateline=1237474244&type=profile

[Roddy Beaubois]

What's up with koriwhat?
koriwhat has nothing to say.

[Roddy Beaubois]

About koriwhat
Biography
I'm the coolest motherfucka around. Believe dat!
Location
San Antonio, TX
Interests
Chillin', Blowin' kill, SPURS, Basketball, Foosball, and Pussy.
Occupation
Secretary and Freelance Graphic Designer.
Position
Pass-First Guard
Favorite Team
San Antonio Spurs
Signature
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Michael Jordan

[Roddy Beaubois]

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[MavDynasty]

koriwhat
bitches & blunts!
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[Roddy Beaubois]

for whatever reason i didnt start sparring yesterday... tomorrow my coach said it was a for sure thing though. hopefully i dont get my block knocked off. haha! thanks for asking btw!

[stretch]

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[Roddy Beaubois]

for whatever reason i didnt start sparring yesterday... tomorrow my coach said it was a for sure thing though. hopefully i dont get my block knocked off. haha! thanks for asking btw!

thats a tough one to find. A rarity in the koriwhat library.

[BUMP]

Mavs_man_41
i'm gonna kidnap you punk hippie and put a mossberg in your ass
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yeah just let me know how it goes
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03-17-2010 10:04 AMmbarber24
how did you do sparring?

[Roddy Beaubois]

damn you're so money! how'd you know i smoke crack and hug trees?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Mavs_man_41
i'm gonna kidnap you punk hippie and put a mossberg in your ass
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:lmao
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[koriwhat]

yall just can't get enough of me huh? obsessed! yall might as well start lining up and get to suckin' me off cause i know that's what yall want.

[BUMP]

too bad mouse isn't around as much anymore... atleast he knew how to successfully troll this forum. now we got a bunch of scrubs who have no original comeback of their own. follow the lead faggots!

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

yall just can't get enough of me huh? obsessed! yall might as well start lining up and get to suckin' me off cause i know that's what yall want.

Thank you for another worthy addition. It will be filed under 649.66, which is The Sex Education/Homosexuality section in your wing.

That section is indeed growing faster than all the others.

[koriwhat]

I need your final word here.

Are you gonna shut the fuck up and fight mavs>spurs, or are you a pussy?

i'm the pussy and yet you haven't said one word about my proposition to you? i have the perfect opponent for you and can line it up next week if you'd like. just give me the word and i'm sure he'd be willing to kill you in the ring so he could get a minute or two of sparring in. you probably wouldn't last more than 20 seconds.

[Roddy Beaubois]

lol Koriwhat backing out like a pussy.

"but I've got a friend that can fight you!"

Does he fight all your battles for you?

[BUMP]

i'm the pussy and yet you haven't said one word about my proposition to you? i have the perfect opponent for you and can line it up next week if you'd like. just give me the word and i'm sure he'd be willing to kill you in the ring so he could get a minute or two of sparring in. you probably wouldn't last more than 20 seconds.

I nominate this one to be submitted in the koriwhat wing section of the LakaLuvaLibrary

[koriwhat]

lol Koriwhat backing out like a pussy.

"but I've got a friend that can fight you!"

Does he fight all your battles for you?

you're as illiterate as you are dumb. go figure.

btw, i find it humerous you all want me to fight someone from ST but you don't want to fight personally. instigators are nothing but pussies and you all are big giant cunts!

[BUMP]

It didn't bother me at all, I just thought it was a flaw in character that he didn't even apologize. Now, why were you mad over stretch blowing his rent money on such a foolish idea of printing up shirts with Lebron on them?

[koriwhat]

^ what?

[koriwhat]

Nigga I done told you, I manage mavs>spurs boxing career. I'm offering you a fight since you talked all that shit to my nigga. Now you got your chance to box him and you bein a pussy bout it.

like i said... i'll take an ass whooping but you're gonna take one too! get with the program and stop being a bitch yourself. step up or shut the fuck up already.

btw, you don't manage shit. stfu wannabe big timer! cunt!

[Roddy Beaubois]

^ what?

[koriwhat]

btw, i'm so out of shape i probably wouldn't last a round, if that. but i'll tell you what, the guys at the gym i was at are always looking for new people to spar so if any of you faggots can take a punch and aren't just wannabe ethugs then get your ass down to SA and we'll figure something out. otherwise, stfu already and copy&paste some more of my replies.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I nominate this one to be submitted in the koriwhat wing section of the LakaLuvaLibrary

It will make a worthy addition. Although I'm a tad confused about where to file it. 796.98 (Sports/Boxing) would seem the obvious choice, but the content in question goes beyond that and implies so much more about Koriwhat's overall personality and character.

I'm thinking maybe 155.7 (Psychology/Psychopathology) since Koriwhat is definitely exhibiting anti-social behavior.

Or better yet 618.1 (Gynecology) because Koriwhat is acting like a giant pussy.

[koriwhat]

It will make a worthy addition. Although I'm a tad confused about where to file it. 796.98 (Sports/Boxing) would seem the obvious choice, but the content in question goes beyond that and implies so much more about Koriwhat's overall personality and character.

I'm thinking maybe 155.7 (Psychology/Psychopathology) since Koriwhat is definitely exhibiting anti-social behavior.

Or better yet 618.1 (Gynecology) because Koriwhat is acting like a giant pussy.

ha...fuckin...ha.

is this the dewey decimal system because i thought they got rid of that shit back when i was in elementary school?

[BUMP]

It will make a worthy addition. Although I'm a tad confused about where to file it. 796.98 (Sports/Boxing) would seem the obvious choice, but the content in question goes beyond that and implies so much more about Koriwhat's overall personality and character.

I'm thinking maybe 155.7 (Psychology/Psychopathology) since Koriwhat is definitely exhibiting anti-social behavior.

Or better yet 618.1 (Gynecology) because Koriwhat is acting like a giant pussy.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

schlitterbahn? Hope you enjoy waiting in lines

[stretch]

schlitterbahn? Hope you enjoy waiting in lines

never been. are they that bad? we are going on sunday. In my experiences, any amusement parks ive went to, sunday has far less lines than saturday.

[redzero]

Schlitterbahn is alright, but I'm not a fan of water parks. I'd rather go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas.

[koriwhat]

never been. are they that bad? we are going on sunday. In my experiences, any amusement parks ive went to, sunday has far less lines than saturday.

i haven't been since i was like 16 but yeah the lines were long back then and the only thing worth a damn was the wave boogieboard thing. the line for that was super fuckin' long! good luck!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm not a big fan of water parks, but if I had to pick one, it would be Schlitterbahn. Fiesta Texas is ALWAYS crowded. Sea World isn't that much of a park, they just have a few rides and the big ass pool.

[koriwhat]

Schlitterbahn is alright, but I'm not a fan of water parks. I'd rather go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas.

i'd rather go to a bar.

[HarlemHeat37]

I will literally pay for the dinners of stretch, his wife and koriwhat if they have dinner together and record it..dead serious, that's reality TV at it's finest..

[Shastafarian]

i'd rather go to a bar.

What if they don't have Boddington or high alcohol % stouts?!?!?!?

[koriwhat]

I will literally pay for the dinners of stretch, his wife and koriwhat if they have dinner together and record it..dead serious, that's reality TV at it's finest..

shit... you paying? anywhere we'd like? i'll meet up with stretch and his wife for a good meal at your expense and at my choosing of the most expensive place. show me the money!

[SpursTillTheEnd]

sea world got a pool? wtf i thought it was just a zoo with water animals

[4>0rings]

Or maybe he should make plans to meet up with him, then pull a no show. That would be hilarious!!! What you think?
:lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

bump

[stretch]

enough about his gay calf tats for a minute.

who the fuck is paying for my dinner tomorrow night?

[Brad2217]

bump

[stretch]

san antonio blows...

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[stretch]

bitches & blunts!

[Muser]

It will make a worthy addition. Although I'm a tad confused about where to file it. 796.98 (Sports/Boxing) would seem the obvious choice, but the content in question goes beyond that and implies so much more about Koriwhat's overall personality and character.

I'm thinking maybe 155.7 (Psychology/Psychopathology) since Koriwhat is definitely exhibiting anti-social behavior.

Or better yet 618.1 (Gynecology) because Koriwhat is acting like a giant pussy.

:lmao

[MavDynasty]

lol fiesta texas

over texas>>>>>fiesta texas