If Shaq came to the Spurs, what would be his new nickname?

[T-Pain]

God forbid if he comes to the Spurs, I'm curious what he will call himself this time. So any ideas?


Only one I could come up with would be the big Texan, kinda lame

[Obstructed_View]

The Big Finish.

[Obstructed_View]

The Big Complemental.

[DesignatedT]

The big Enchilada

[tp2021]

^ Win

[Snaq O'Meal]

The Big Complemental.

Nice!

But I doubt he knows the meaning of the word "complement."

[alchemist]

The Big Sombrero

[Chieflion]

The Big Journeyman.

[Spursfan092120]

The Big Fiesta...point blank period... :)

[clubalien]

how about big rig

since he is big, and has the power of a 18 wheeler

[Sisk]

how about big rig

since he is big, and has the power of a 18 wheeler

I read this wrong.. :lol

[DesignatedT]

I read this wrong.. :lol

not funny :nope

[bigbendbruisebrother]

La Casita

[spursfaninla]

his nickname would be shaq. Or, the most-overpaid-ever

[8FOR!3]

The big Enchilada

Perfect. :toast ttt for The Big Enchilada.

[Mugen]

The Big Detrimental.

[suitedkings]

Big Coyote.


Edit: I changed my mind.....Big Dirty Mexican.

[BadMotorscooter]

The Big Addition

[8FOR!3]

The Big Detrimental.
What is detrimental about a guy that can play for about oh well that's say, 5, or 6 minutes a game...

[DesignatedT]

Big Dirty Mexican.

:lol

[edgar]

The Big Burrito!

[spursfan1000]

Mr. Washed up

[Spursfan092120]

his nickname would be shaq. Or, the most-overpaid-ever
The fuck? If we get him, he will be underpaid for a guy with his stats last year.

[NRHector]

The Black hole 'cause he's just going to be sucking up time, space, food and attention.

[Obstructed_View]

not funny :nope

I'm ashamed to admit that it still made me laugh because it caught me by surprise.

[xmas1997]

The big Enchilada

Yup, that's it! The Big Enchilada!!!!!

[spursfaninla]

The fuck? If we get him, he will be underpaid for a guy with his stats last year.

oh really? He said he wants more than the MLE; if he gets that much, he is overpaid this year and next IMO.

Sure, at the LLE or vet min he is great, but he never mentioned playing for that.

[T-Pain]

The big lone star....cuz he's gonna be the LONE star ridin the bench

[cd98]

The Big Disappointment.

Sure he'll make the Spurs fun. But this is the overweight, disinterested 38-year old Shaq, which is worth little more than the veteran minimum. If he comes here, he'll show his age and teams will steadily attack him in the pick and roll.

[vander]

big sellout
big slut

he should just go back to Miami, they desperately need a big man

[infinite styles]

The Big Check Collector
The Big Farewell
The Big Long Kiss Goodnight
The Big LOL
The Big Shoe Filler
The Big Em's
The Big ...

[scottspurs]

Taco Cabana Shaq

[all_heart]

The Big Tortilla or The Big Guey

[Obstructed_View]

The Big Chilito.

[Man In Black]

Shalamo!

Might as well call Tim, El Jefe!

[ohmwrecker]

The Big Cabron!

[pjjrfan]

El shako

[ginobilized]

the puffy taco

[ohmwrecker]

Taco Shaq?

[Udokafan05]

I read this wrong.. :lol

:lmao

[T-Pain]

The Big Disappointment..

lol!!

[sa_kid20]

The Big Siesta

[ulosturedge]

Knees

[objective]

The Big Finley

[dbestpro]

As they use to call him the big diesel and this is a military town, how about something symbolic of both. How about deuce and a half or maybe 5 ton would be better.

[arodz]

The Big Geriatric

[Phallusy]

The Big Shaqadilla

[lotr1trekkie]

Help with spelling. The Lone Ranger's sidekick: kimosabaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rayray2k8]

Back in black

[OrEmuN]

TD's sidekick

[mudyez]

"The BIG 'know when to quit!...then wait 4 more years until retirement!'"

[I. Hustle]

Shaqxican

[phyzik]

The Big Black Bonner

[z0sa]

Fatass

[Chieflion]

The Big Doesn't Matter since the Heat have a new Big 3.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

The Big Complemental.

:lmao

[RGMCSE]

The Big Shingaso!
The Big Qulero!
The Big Pendejo!
The Big Shaquito!
The Big Shaqaputo!
The Big Section 8!
The Big Baby Stroller at Ingram mall!

[dav4463]

The Whopper II

[TDMVPDPOY]

the big sellout

[T-Pain]

Man I bet stewart scott is gonna come up with somethin stupid that no one here thought of if he's the one breaking the news on sportscenter or NBA fastbreak

[td_tp_manu]

Hack a Shaq

[Obstructed_View]

Man I bet stewart scott is gonna come up with somethin stupid that no one here thought of if he's the one breaking the news on sportscenter or NBA fastbreak

Stew has his Aarabic dictionary out as we speak.

[UnWantedTheory]

Perry or Bob I think.

[Blackjack]

Not sure, but maybe he could finally head over to North Star and pick up those boots he left behind. They've been there forever and have become a bit of an eyesore.

[UnWantedTheory]

The Big Mental.

[Blackjack]

I can see a partnership with a car lot:

Shaq-Kia

[UnWantedTheory]

^^^Shaqota?

[GSH]

The Big Chorizo

The Statue

The Big Sideshow

Hey Old Dude!

Actually, since Whataburger is a Texas chain, I think it would be a perfect opportunity for them to name a burger after him, and do one of thos commercials: "So what's your buddy gonna think when he finds out that you ordered one of our new, juicy 400 lb. Assburgers, and he didn't? MMMhhmmm...

Assburger. As in: I think Shaq has Assburger's Syndrome.

[senorglory]

The Pink Taco.

'Cause Horry's the only the ex-Laker I like.

[007nites]

Yup, that's it! The Big Enchilada!!!!!

Thats the best one!

[spursbird]

Big hip

[blizz]

how bout just shaq? he already has one...why would it change? i never understood the need some of you have to give nicknames to players.

[buttsR4rebounding]

In a reference to his off season preparation: The Big Gravy Trainer!

[Spursone]

He use to be the Big Cactus,
how about the Big Napolito? :downspin:

[silverblk mystix]

The Big Nalga

[Mark in Austin]

The Big Go Fuck Yourself you fat fucking mercenary fuck who isn't worthy enough to wear silver & black.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

Essuper Mang

[bigfan]

The Big Fatbody

[xmas1997]

The Big Avocado!

[sa_butta]

The Big Avocado!
How about Guacamole.

[Jlowd21]

The Last Stand

[G-Dawgg]

The Big Wilo

[T-Pain]

how bout just shaq? he already has one...why would it change? i never understood the need some of you have to give nicknames to players.

It not that were giving him nicknames, it's him that calls himself different when he goes to new teams (shaqdaddy, the big cactus, shaqtus, the big witness protector...)

[PDXSpursFan]

The Biggest Loser :lol

[Phenomanul]

I'd rather it not be a "Big ____" (food item)...

It's bad enough that San Antonio has to deal with the incessant stereo-type that its inhabitants are all gluttonous and obese... this would only add to that stereotype IMO...

[Spurminator]

The Big Afterthought

[clubalien]

The Biggest Loser :lol

great an in shape shaq playing for us won't hurt

[blkroadrunners]

The Big Gold Digger.

[Rummpd]

Res Shaques

[T-Pain]

The big tamale

[Agloco]

The Fat Fundamental

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Big Enchilada ftw!!!

[fraga]

El Gallo Negro!!!

[baseline bum]

The Big Fat Fuck

[baseline bum]

El Pedo Grande

[spursfan1000]

The Biggest Loser :lol

:lol

[chunticakes]

the big valbowski

[bigfan]

The Big Steamer

[Janko]

the big black jesus

[BackHome]

Bean and cheese

[T-Pain]

The big bamboozle

[clambake]

how about......shaquille the river swill o'neal!

[rayray2k8]

BUMP :clap