Mr.Stern
07-09-2010, 11:54 AM
Dear NBA Fans,
Yesterday was an epic collusion that took place at approximately 9:30pm ET on ESPN. Lebron James decided to join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami. You do not know how happy I am for the Miami Heat organization and for the league. This will be a great opportunity for more revenue.
To ensure a safe and efficient economical environment for the NBA. I have ordered my zebras to starting from Day 1 of the NBA season to ensure a Heat - Lakers matchup. This will be good for the NBA as well as owners as we will have an oppurtunity to see a major boost in profits.
I would like to express my deep sorrow and regret for Cleveland fans who had to endure one of the most historic epic moments in NBA History. God bless the state of Ohio and wish the very best luck
- David Stern
Yesterday was an epic collusion that took place at approximately 9:30pm ET on ESPN. Lebron James decided to join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami. You do not know how happy I am for the Miami Heat organization and for the league. This will be a great opportunity for more revenue.
To ensure a safe and efficient economical environment for the NBA. I have ordered my zebras to starting from Day 1 of the NBA season to ensure a Heat - Lakers matchup. This will be good for the NBA as well as owners as we will have an oppurtunity to see a major boost in profits.
I would like to express my deep sorrow and regret for Cleveland fans who had to endure one of the most historic epic moments in NBA History. God bless the state of Ohio and wish the very best luck
- David Stern