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CosmicCowboy
07-12-2010, 02:15 PM
I also hang out in a hunting forum with a bunch of other rednecks and a guy posted a question...

He went home and noticed his German Shepherd out in the back yard and he remembered leaving him in the house when he went to work. He went in the house and there was blood all over the kitchen floor. Also two fingers.

Blood smeared all over the back door, he went outside and his dog had blood all over his face/chest and was chewing on what looked to be an ear.

:lmao

He wanted to know if he should call the police...
CosmicCowboy
07-12-2010, 02:42 PM
I told him to give the cops the finger.
desflood
07-12-2010, 02:57 PM
Nah. Just clean up the blood and let the dog eat the evidence.
mrsmaalox
07-12-2010, 02:57 PM
And was he all ears?
Zelophehad
07-12-2010, 07:15 PM
I think you've been trolled cowboy.
PM5K
07-12-2010, 07:22 PM
Depends, which two fingers were they?
CosmicCowboy
07-12-2010, 09:04 PM
I think you've been trolled cowboy.

nope. He called the police.
easjer
07-12-2010, 10:55 PM
If that's for real, that's kind of crazy (and creepy).
Leetonidas
07-12-2010, 11:44 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
mavs>spurs2
07-12-2010, 11:52 PM
is it a surprise that a guard dog did it's job? my dog would tear someone a new ass too
z0sa
07-13-2010, 12:09 AM
Good dog
Sisk
07-13-2010, 12:55 AM
Give the dog a bone.
TDMVPDPOY
07-13-2010, 12:59 AM
the two fingers...the usual 2 fingers u insert in a female when pitb?
LnGrrrR
07-13-2010, 02:43 PM
I think you've been trolled cowboy.

I'd second that. Sounds fishy to me. Was this the dumbest robber in the world, who tried to break in to a home without a weapon? As well, how did the dog get two of his fingers? Was the man trying to slap the dog? If a dog charges me and I don't have a weapon, I'm turning away and running, or barring that, trying to punch him in the nose.

The only way I see that scenario playing out is if the dog bullrushed him, knocked him to the ground, bit his ear, and then the man tried to push him off, and the dog got his fingers as well. If that were the case though, the man would've left a heck of a blood trail.
Dr. Gonzo
07-13-2010, 02:48 PM
That's not funny.
CosmicCowboy
07-13-2010, 03:21 PM
I'd second that. Sounds fishy to me. Was this the dumbest robber in the world, who tried to break in to a home without a weapon? As well, how did the dog get two of his fingers? Was the man trying to slap the dog? If a dog charges me and I don't have a weapon, I'm turning away and running, or barring that, trying to punch him in the nose.

The only way I see that scenario playing out is if the dog bullrushed him, knocked him to the ground, bit his ear, and then the man tried to push him off, and the dog got his fingers as well. If that were the case though, the man would've left a heck of a blood trail.

Or more likely trying to protect his throat with his hands. And he did leave a good blood trail.
210Max
07-13-2010, 03:31 PM
link or die son
CosmicCowboy
07-13-2010, 03:40 PM
link or die son

No way I'm posting that link in here with you degenerates. That place is HEAVILY moderated and y'all would give the tight ass mods over there coronaries.
Dr. Gonzo
07-13-2010, 03:56 PM
link or die son

http://discussions.texasbowhunter.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2655568
CosmicCowboy
07-13-2010, 04:00 PM
Dude thats just WRONG.
Dr. Gonzo
07-13-2010, 04:00 PM
I have mad googling skills.
grindmouse
07-13-2010, 05:21 PM
No way I'm posting that link in here with you degenerates. That place is HEAVILY moderated and y'all would give the tight ass mods over there coronaries.


You look out for the Mods?
Salad Tosser
07-13-2010, 05:29 PM
No way I'm posting that link in here with you degenerates.

degenerates?

I'm sure your very distinguished redneck hunting pals are so refined.
CosmicCowboy
07-13-2010, 05:34 PM
You look out for the Mods?

Oh HELL yeah. They are absolutely anal.
CosmicCowboy
07-13-2010, 05:35 PM
degenerates?

I'm sure your very distinguished redneck hunting pals are so refined.

I don't know about refined but most are quite religious.
marini martini
07-13-2010, 05:46 PM
degenerates?

I'm sure your very distinguished redneck hunting pals are so refined.


I don't know about refined but most are quite religious.

/ thread!!!!:lmao
The Reckoning
07-13-2010, 05:48 PM
rofl

theres a poster there named tlong

"x2...then find out who he is, kind of all sneaky sneaky like, and finish what the dog started."
CavsSuperFan
07-14-2010, 09:40 AM
Note to self…Don’t get into an internet argument with Dr. Gonzo…He will find you…:lol
Cry Havoc
07-14-2010, 10:11 AM
Sounds like someone be trollin'.