Nickname for Tiago Splitter??

[lebomb]

DAmn............this is gonna be a hard one. :(

Tiago "dunk on a hoe" Splitter

:depressed ................... awwww damn.

[SequSpur]

Rasho Jr.

[ElNono]

Twitter Splitter... presto!

:lol

[Buddy Holly]

Tiago "Why do Spurs fans always feel the need to come up with a nickname for new players" Splitter.

[DesignatedT]

Golden God.

[DBMethos]

Banana

[rayray2k8]

^:lol

[hater]

San Tiago Splitter

[spurs_2108]

golden god.

[DJB]

Taco Splitter

[lefty]

Defense splitter
double-team splitter


OK that was too easy :D

[Vic Petro]

The Rat

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tiago Fuck Yourself.

[EricB]

Por fin

[lefty]

Tiago Tiamo




Super gay, Eh?

[VBM]

Tiago "One Hitter Quitter" Splitter

[Blackjack]

His name is Splitter.

Ya ain't gonna do better than that (unless something hilariously unfortunate happens that he may be branded by it for the rest of his life).

[biziofromdowntown]

Tiago "steal TP number" Splitter

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

He could be 7-10 Splitter at Timmy's annual bowling event. Or 7'10 Splitter if he gets some really crazy ass shoes to play in.

[Tito_Trinidad]

Drago Splitter

[lefty]

Split Decision

[lebomb]

Splitteropen ??............. oh wait!?

[Tito_Trinidad]

Tiago "Sean William Scott" Stiffler

"Drago" Splitter

Shit-iago Splitter

Tiago "white Pelé" Splitter

[8FOR!3]

Tiago "Stiffler" Splitter

[lefty]

Scola wannabe

Poor man's Scola

[BlackSwordsMan]

tiago ''spurs' last resort'' splitter

[smrattler]

The Big Carnival

[DesignatedT]

Big Pipe

[Tito_Trinidad]

Tiago "Stiffler" Splitter

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/americanwedding5-sm.jpg
http://estaticos.archivo.marca.com/ficheros/marca/imagenes/08/080604splitter_ES.jpg

[timvp]

Tiago Spurs Go.

[lefty]

San-Tiago

(our savior)







I win :D

[ElNono]

Quitter Splitter...

oh,wait, nvm

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If he ever gets mixed up in some Kobe style scandal we can call him Splitter Cheeks.

[admiralsnackbar]

Splitter "get off the pot."




sorry.

[dbestpro]

Tiago 'Don't call me LeBron the Quitter" Splitter

[Blackjack]

A Brazlilian Splitter sure sounds painful . . .

[Mark in Austin]

San Tiago has my vote so far, but really with Splitter as his name he really doesn't need one.

[Mark in Austin]

There's got to be a "Pounding the Rock" - Splitter tie in someplace...

[Bender]

"2-2-Train"

[iManu]

The Signed One.

[G-Dawgg]

San Tiago is the one..

[cantthinkofanything]

Nutsack Jones
The Feeding Tube
The Stool Softener

To my knowledge, none of these has been taken by current NBA players.

[CubanMustGo]

Beam Me Up, Tiago

(his full name is Tiago Splitter Beims)

[cantthinkofanything]

Beam Me Up, Tiago

(his full name is Tiago Splitter Beims)

That's ridiculous. No one would ever get it.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

T-Split

[smrattler]

Chocolate Thunder!

[rayray2k8]

Golden God

[Blackjack]

Splitter Deuces (22)

Say it in redneck and you'll get it . . .

[Penya]

Por fin

I love this one:lol

[CubanMustGo]

That's ridiculous. No one would ever get it.

Exactly!

[Blackjack]

TS-22 sounds like he could be a weapon or Terminator. :hat

[bena91489]

Robert Paterson or whatever his name is in Twlight lol

[Brazil]

I thought it was Golden god ?

[Brazil]

Tiagão

[Cheddz]

Tiago "Log" Splitter

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Ka-Yvc9IT14wBM:http://www.righttool.com/fisch/with-Log-Splitter.jpg

How much you want for that log splitter!?

I'll give you fitty dollars and a SMACK in the MOUTH!

[nkdlunch]

Pele

[in2deep]

Aqui yo quiero un Tiago

[JoshO501]

"2 Years Too Late" Tiago

[Dro210]

Master Splitter

surprised no one has said that yet... seems like the obvious choice to me.

[DJ_Mac]

Tiago "Taco Spitter" Splitter

[angelbelow]

Splitter is already pretty damn good. Not sure he needs one =p

[Indazone]

The Big Fundamental and the Big Foundation

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Master Splitter!!!!!!!

[Josh810]

Nutsack Jones

[Russ]

There's got to be a "Pounding the Rock" - Splitter tie in someplace...

How about "Jake"? Jake Splitter.

Why? Because "Jake" is one of the greatest nicknames of all time.

So you look at "Jacob Riis," the guy whose name is on the rock-splitting quote and you give "Jake" to Splitter. Jake Splitter (the Rock-Splitter).

Okay, it's a reach.

[Dex]

Splitter is already pretty damn good. Not sure he needs one =p

[Dex]

Or there's always T-Split if you wanna go all ebonics up in here.

[tempest186]

MLE Splitter?

[Brazil]

The cheap one

[EduRiker]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0x1ZNibDkbM8WM:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sXpwTzq2J8o/STE9bYd-_vI/AAAAAAAAATs/T4oL9Mybaso/s400/splinter.gif

[Cane]

The Riddler - if he can fake out players with his arsenal of post moves and win using superior IQ ;)

[Spursmania]

San-Tiago

(our savior)

I win :D


WINNER:toast

[ashbeeigh]

Master Splitter

surprised no one has said that yet... seems like the obvious choice to me.

I said that the day we drafted him. No one seemed to latch on to it.

[silverblk mystix]

Drago

[GSH]

THOR

For several reasons:
He looks like a lot of drawings of Thor.
God of Thunder
When he dunks, the announcers could say, "Thor brings down the hammer"
Olympics coming to Brazil


Somebody Photoshop a hammer into this photo - he's a natural.
http://www.zonabasket.es/wp-content/uploads/tiago-splitter-levanto-el-dedo-como-n-1-tras-ganar-al-barca-acb.jpg

[lefty]

WINNER:toast
You got that right :toast

[Steve-O-Matic]

The Supplanter.


(which is actually what Tiago means in Portugese)

[hater]

You got that right :toast

if you gonna steal my nick, at least give me the credit lefty


San Tiago Splitter

[DPG21920]

if you gonna steal my nick, at least give me the credit lefty

Same to you:


San Tiago Splitter sons!

[lefty]

if you gonna steal my nick, at least give me the credit lefty
I swear I didnt see it ; sorry



Oh well, we both win

[Libri]

San Tiago is apt.

[hater]

Same to you:

on this thread? my bad...

[DPG21920]

on this thread? my bad...

No, I was just making a random quote :lol

[hater]

oh.

well maybe I shouldn't take the credit for this. Last time I made up a great nick and caugh on was Money Mason and look what happened to him :(

[DPG21920]

"Money Ma$e was money when you said it. Now he's chump change"

-Lefty

[xtremesteven33]

Nicknames arent just given...they should be earned

[beirmeistr]

T-Split

That one is a winner!

[DPG21920]

Nicknames arent just given...they should be earned

Is that an Amare quote?

[misterx91578]

Little Red Riding Hood:lol

[The Btown Spur]

Frosty tips

[Spurtacus]

Probably already mentioned (with a pic)...

Master Splitter (tmnt reference)

[koriwhat]

master splitter

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d169/wero323/Master_Splinter_Sm.jpg

[koriwhat]

Probably already mentioned (with a pic)...

Master Splitter (tmnt reference)

aw damnit! didn't read this thread and wouldn't you know, i'd post and see the reply right before mine. damnit! :toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

how about thiaggo swallow?

[FkLA]

5 bucks says he's dropping his last name now that hes on the big stage...like Nene, Leandrinho, and all the Brasilian soccer player.

Tiaginho

[SpurCapita]

Tiago "Rail" Splitter, The Emancipator.

[FeZZy]

Tiago Spitty Splitter

[analyzed]

FYI Tiago is James in Spanish. call him the LBJ of euro free agents :)

[mudyez]

Nicknames arent just given...they should be earned

so it has to be "the balated"

[Vito Corleone]

I say we call him the Dirty Sanchez.

Or are we saving that for someone else?

He does look like Stiffler from American Pie, so we should call him Stiffler, and we can call Pop Stiffler's Mom.

[Bukefal]

His name is Splitter.

Ya ain't gonna do better than that (unless something hilariously unfortunate happens that he may be branded by it for the rest of his life).

+1

He doesnt need a nickname. Just... Splitter

lol splitter smiley :splitter :lol

[ohmwrecker]

These are all just really awful, truly horrible nicknames.

Also, New Rule: Anyone referring to Splitter as "Golden God" should not be allowed to make RJ/gay jokes.

And . . . Splitter doesn't look anything like Stifler.

[mudyez]

And . . . Splitter doesn't look anything like Stifler.

but Splitter really looks like that guy, that we drafted 3 years ago...I swear!!!

[xmas1997]

Thor

[Sobe_Kucks]

How about we see how his game translates before we give him a nickname? It's like naming your firstborn Hercules and he grows up to be 5'4", skinny, glasses and smart as hell (shoulda named him "Eggbert" or "Dude we picked on in high school").

Let's see what his NBA game is like and what kind of gloss he earns from it.

[polandprzem]

Tiago 1 liter Splitter

[callo1]

The Big Question Mark, the Spurs Great White Hope?

I'm white, so no, that isn't a racist comment

[jimo2305]

it has already been answered..

his nickname shall be Master Splitter

[lefty]

LeSplit