What is the worst men's fashion crime?

[Blake]

a yahoo poll


Ed Hardy/other blaring labels 18%
Mandals/flip-flops 4%
Speedos 17%
Hawaiian shirts 4%
Too much jewelry 8%
Jean shorts 5%
Sandals with socks 21%
Baggy/sagging pants 19%
Sweatpants 2%
Other (write it in the comments) 2%

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/men-s-worst-fashion-crimes-seeking-submissions-1912744/#pollId-4F016BC6857B11DF95D096E4A45C15BB

I voted speedos myself

[CubanMustGo]

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[DMX7]

ed hardy stuff is hot for ladies, not for men though

[Fillmoe]

calf tats

[The Reckoning]

Flat-billed caps

seriously what in the hell could possess you to wear something so fucking stupid?

i see them as "hi my name is Douche" nametags.

[eyeh8u]

i wear speedos, but i am also super sexy so its ok

[dirk4mvp]

baggy/saggy pants.

Even in the culture that it was popular to wear pants like that is out dated by a couple of years now.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Ed Hardy or socks with sandals.

I had a doucher for my Statistics class that had like three different pairs of Ed Hardy shoes, an Ed Hardy cap that looked like someone had too much fun with a Bedazzler, and countless Ed Hardy shirts. The sad thing is that he's the incoming valedictorian for the 2011 class.

[Borosai]

Skinny. Fucking. Jeans.

[DMX7]

Skinny. Fucking. Jeans.

I hear dat. Some much stuff that's gay for men is filthy hot for women though.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

worrying about men's fashion crimes

+5

[G.Q.]

batman wearing the same blue shirt to gtg's.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Why do Ed Hardy wearing douches get so many gullyholes if it's such a fashion crime?

[Blake]

Worrying about men's fashion crimes

worrying about men's fashion crimes threads

[EricB]

Those things guys put in their ears to make holes in their ears and expand them.

Disgusting.

[J.T.]

Those things guys put in their ears to make holes in their ears and expand them.

Disgusting.

Fuck you I know some people with gauges and they're good people.

My vote is for popped collars.

[ChumpDumper]

lol gauges.

Flip-flops are for the beach and the pool.

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf wears socks with sandals?

how come man purse aint on that shit

[boutons_deux]

Being seriously overweight or obese. As for women, ain't no way to look good by laying on the expensive, trendy superficials when you're a greasebag. Lipstick on a pig.

[JudynTX]

Baggy/sagging pants

[Dr. Gonzo]

Wearing a skin tight Brent Barry jersey.

[Drachen]

Worrying about men's fashion crimes

Damn, this was exactly the first thing I thought of.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't pay much mind what men wear as long as they are clean. But I can see everything mentioned here so far being annoying depending on who is wearing it. I just don't get the problem with sandals/flipflops or Hawaii shirts. And actually I never understood the Speedo hate until I saw my 48 yr old brother in one. Eeeek!

[Cry Havoc]

Worrying about men's fashion crimes

[CavsSuperFan]

Man-thongs...Do chicks really dig them?

[balli]

how come man purse aint on that shit
Judging by the amount of lame-ass, purse-wearing hipsters I see walking around with at least moderately attractive women, I can only assume that dressing up like a girl in skinny jeans and strapping on a purse is actually a commendable act of mens fashion, as opposed to, y'know, acting hetero. Same with going albino. Go figure.

[Shelly]

I think this video sums it up nicely...

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[desflood]

That video's pretty funny. I think the most amusing part is that they scoff at the guys who have a fake tan when the girl at the beginning of the video is one of the most obvious offenders I've ever seen.

[Slomo]

Hotpants are also not for everybody...


http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/Beno_hot_pants.jpg

[Shelly]

That video's pretty funny. I think the most amusing part is that they scoff at the guys who have a fake tan when the girl at the beginning of the video is one of the most obvious offenders I've ever seen.

Yeah, but they did scoff at the girls some too!

I hate those Ed Hardy shirts--especially on older men. They really do look like douches wearing them!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well the latest/current one is the douche clip, but women fall victim to that as well. Just not as much. That or their hair is covering it up.

[Shelly]

Well the latest/current one is the douche clip, but women fall victim to that as well. Just not as much. That or their hair is covering it up.

yes! The fake hair looks awful on both. You'd have to pay top $$$ for hair that looks even remotely real.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yes! The fake hair looks awful on both. You'd have to pay top $$$ for hair that looks even remotely real.

Ha. No Shelly. A douche clip is a Bluetooth earpiece that is worn even when not on a call. Worn as an accessory.

[Sportcamper]

When I GTG with my redneck friends I wear pressed & starched wranglers, dress shirt, decorative Cowboy boots & a silver & gold buckle of a longhorn cow…

[Blake]

Damn, this was exactly the first thing I thought of.

If you're worried about the OP being worried about men's fashion crimes, you don't need to be.

This thread is for entertainment purposes only. There is no worrying or fretting going on.

[Shelly]

Ha. No Shelly. A douche clip is a Bluetooth earpiece that is worn even when not on a call. Worn as an accessory.

haha--that too!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fretting is kinda cool every once in a while. I think it gets a bad rap.

[leemajors]

jorts

[Viva Las Espuelas]

jorts

Ha. I heard that for the first time last week. Directed towards me. :depressed

[The Gemini Method]

Yeah, i'm going with jorts and/or Ed Hardy or any of those types of shirts.

[Ignignokt]

fedora

[desflood]

I don't see anything wrong with jean shorts, or men wearing sandals. Flip-flops, however, should never be worn by anybody over the age of 8.

[JudynTX]

Guys, do us all a favor and throw away the concert tshirts that are faded, torn and barely cover your stomach? That's when it is time to throw it away.

Thanks. :tu :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Socks with Sandals.

Flip Flop hate though? Really? That kinda surprises me.

[Blake]

Flip-flops, however, should never be worn by anybody over the age of 8.

not only that, the comfort level of having to hold on to the flip flops with your toes while it slaps the underside of your foot every time you walk is at or below zero, imo.

[lebomb]

Texas Tech T-shirt by far...................

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Guys, do us all a favor and throw away the concert tshirts that are faded, torn and barely cover your stomach? That's when it is time to throw it away.

Thanks. :tu :lol

:lol or really any shirt, guys and girls, for that matter.

[JoeChalupa]

Guys, do us all a favor and throw away the concert tshirts that are faded, torn and barely cover your stomach? That's when it is time to throw it away.

Thanks. :tu :lol

I kept many concert tshirts and my youngest uses them to sleep in. my oldest wears them to school sometimes but they are still in great shape. I can't bear to throw them away since some go way back to the 70's.

And I don't have to worry about wearing flip flops any more. :lol But I do see many, many men wearing them along with a baseball hat all the time. For some reason I can't pull off wearing caps, err...lids. My head and ears are not shaped for it.

[Blake]

Texas Tech T-shirt by far...................

I'd say the "utsa football: still undefeated" shirts, which were clever for a while, will become outdated and unfunny very quickly.

[JudynTX]

:lol or really any shirt, guys and girls, for that matter.

That's so true. :vomit:


I kept many concert tshirts and my youngest uses them to sleep in. my oldest wears them to school sometimes but they are still in great shape. I can't bear to throw them away since some go way back to the 70's.

Ok, I'll give you a free pass on that then. :lol

I bet you have a Ted Nugent tshirt.

[JoeChalupa]

That's so true. :vomit:



Ok, I'll give you a free pass on that then. :lol

I bet you have a Ted Nugent tshirt.

:lol I do.

[JudynTX]

:lol I do.

:lmao :lmao What about Ratt?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I do/wear everything noted on that list. Hence my awesomeness.

[JoeChalupa]

:lmao :lmao What about Ratt?

Don't have one of those. But I did find some nice flip flops for Bigzak....

http://www.dlisted.com/files/walkthewalkflipflops.jpg


God Bless the big guy!

[JudynTX]

I do/wear everything noted on that list. Hence my awesomeness.

All at once? :D

[z0sa]

Worrying about men's fashion crimes

[Blake]

I worry about Blake

[Duff McCartney]

Wearing skinny jeans, but then trying to sag them like they are baggy.

I have some dumbass nephews that do that, not only that, they walk around with beanies when it's 95 fucking degrees outside. Clearly they don't give a shit about how they feel just how they look. I always tell them when they walk in with them, "Are you expecting a cold front?". It just goes over their covered heads.

I don't even wear beanies the 4 or 5 days you could actually wear one in san antonio.

[Frenzy]

Electronics clipped to your belt - get a pocket!
Socks with sandals - lol you serious?
Pleated-front pants - never worn them never will.
Baggy/sagging pants - especially the tight ones...just stupid.
Jorts- lol enough said
Square-toed shoes- look stupid,never worn a pair.
Thong- gross
Flip flops = gay if not near water.

The rest I don't sport either but don't mind them as much.

[redzero]

I'd rather wear an Ed Hardy shirt than girl jeans, so girl jeans.

[CosmicCowboy]

You fashion losers need to get with the program. This is where it's at...

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_8

[BlairForceDejuan]

You fashion losers need to get with the program. This is where it's at...

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_8

:lmao

The user reviews on those zubaz pants are golden.

[marini martini]

You fashion losers need to get with the program. This is where it's at...

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_8


:lmao

The user reviews on those zubaz pants are golden.


:lmao:lmao:lmao


"I had just returned to my humble abode from the pheresis donation center when the UPS driver pulled up with my package. Realizing what was being delivered I grabbed the box, thanked the driver and mostly ran up the five steps to my double wide.

Hopping on one foot while trying to get my acid washed jeans over my boots, I simultaneously opened the box with what pass for my teeth. As I pulled the silky polyester over my legs I was simultaneously struck by a sense of awe and wonder. That's when I fell over and nearly knocked myself out on the rear projection television in the living room. "


That's some funny shit!!!:toast

[Borosai]

:lmao at the reviews.

[Soul_Patch]

not only that, the comfort level of having to hold on to the flip flops with your toes while it slaps the underside of your foot every time you walk is at or below zero, imo.

whhhuutt?

I don't get the flip flop thing. Its about all i wear, so i actually bought a pretty expensive, very comfortable pair last year and love them. I actually wear them pretty much exclusively, year round.

I am at the coast almost every other weekend, either boating, beaching, etc...and couldnt imagine actually wearing socks.

I own 3 pair of ankle socks i use to go to the gym...and thats about it...i may have a pair of dress socks somewhere too...

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I never got the whole layering thing when guys where tshirts under tshirts or button shirts open over a tshirt.

[Soul_Patch]

I never got the whole layering thing when guys where tshirts under tshirts or button shirts open over a tshirt.

Most of the time, i wear an undershirt (under a dress shirt) to avoid sweat and/or deodorant stains....

I wouldn't wear a tshirt---under a tshirt....not sure why you would do that, other than maybe the same reasons?