Kobe, Lakers at odds with French law

[Fabbs]

(AP) Amid an outpouring from Fanbois, Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers cited gender bias and discrimination over a new French law that threatens to disenfranchise a large number of Kobe worshippers from expressing themselves publicly.
The law would effect the millions of Kobe fans who say it's also a religious issue. "When i want to go on a date and he date has chosen a Laker game, i want to be able to freshen up and wear mascara with my burqua. I don't need the government telling my what and how to wear." said Stefon LePew.

"What next, telling us how to accessorise and which Laker golden purse goes with what lipstick?!" said DeVane Defoillette.

"The government may think it's a security issue, but they have no idea what a hissy fit me and my sisters will raise over this" said French transplant Erik-ka DeFlouse of Austin.

French lawmakers vote to ban burqa in public
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100713/wl_nm/us_france_veil
http://www.ticket760.com/cc-common/mlib/694/05/694_1272912942.jpg

[PGDynasty24]

Cool Story Bro

[SevenX]

lame

[SomeCallMeTim]

Epic Fail to make appearance in 3... 2... 1...

[YellowFever]

Embarrassing....

[Leetonidas]

Of course rape is illegal in France

[Smooth Criminal]

Weak

[ImmortalD24]

http://i28.tinypic.com/6h0p78.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Look at Kobe^resplendent in all his glory.

Tomorrow night is the one month annidada of our 16th NBA World Title. You know what I'm gonna don't ya? Oh, yeah, I'm firin' up that DVR. I'm lightin' the candle and watching it once & again.

Good to be a champ. I ain't ever spent a day on this Board any other way.

Manoshevitz!

[Fabbs]

(Rueters) Paris
A U.S. group calling itself the "Burqua Bois" has come to the aid of French Kobe fans. "We want to let our French brother and sisters in Kobe know that they have a safe place to express themselves -and shop!" said team spokesman Giuseppe. The group plans a gala welcoming party to meet the French at LAX airport, featuring a ballet-swing called "The Referees Pole" by "The Sexthy Sixth".

Sexthy Sixth
PGDynasty24
SomeCallMeTim
YellowFever
Smooth Criminal
ImmortalD24
and file photo of Giuseppe:
http://www.disnology.com/wp-content/gallery/toy-story-3-characters/ken-toy-story-3.jpg

[SomeCallMeTim]

I haven't laughed this hard since the end of Schindler's List. Hilarious thread.

[Dim Tuncan]

(AP) Amid an outpouring from Fanbois, Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers cited gender bias and discrimination over a new French law that threatens to disenfranchise a large number of Kobe worshippers from expressing themselves publicly.
The law would effect the millions of Kobe fans who say it's also a religious issue. "When i want to go on a date and he date has chosen a Laker game, i want to be able to freshen up and wear mascara with my burqua. I don't need the government telling my what and how to wear." said Stefon LePew.

"What next, telling us how to accessorise and which Laker golden purse goes with what lipstick?!" said DeVane Defoillette.

"The government may think it's a security issue, but they have no idea what a hissy fit me and my sisters will raise over this" said French transplant Erik-ka DeFlouse of Austin.

Is this a cry for help? I'm embarrassed for you.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Is this the first time you guys have seen some lame ass Fabbs thread? Just wait till he comes up with super awesome hilarious nicknames! Funny shit like "Kobeat Cryant" and "Ron Fartest" It's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fabbs]

Is this the first time butthurt homo Multitroll has seen some Fabbs thread which offends my Kobe lifestyle? Just wait I come up with some more profiles!!!!!!!
FIFY Multi