San Antonio Spurs Make Quiet But Significant Noise With Tiago Splitter Signing

[badfish22]

what the fuck are you talking about? broski? i'm not a hipster and that's definitely is not in my vocabulary. stop asking me questions already mr strong jaw.

[dirk4mvp]

lol strong jaw vs calf tats

[Goran Dragic]

what the fuck are you talking about? broski? i'm not a hipster and that's definitely is not in my vocabulary. stop asking me questions already mr strong jaw.

[HarlemHeat37]

lol strong jaw vs calf tats

:lol

:lol Miami Dolphins..
:lol Brandon Marshall..

[koriwhat]

lol strong jaw vs calf tats

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

:lol

:lol Miami Dolphins..
:lol Brandon Marshall..

:lmao Teblow

[Goran Dragic]

Broncos fan, tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

Brandon Marshall is a murderer, fuck him..thankfully he's gone for the beginning of the Tebow era, so sensitive..

[Goran Dragic]

Brandon Marshall is a murderer, fuck him..thankfully he's gone for the beginning of the Tebow era, so sensitive..

By voting for George Bush in 2004 (which I'm guessing Tebow did), Tim Tebow is also a murderer. The difference is that he is a mass murderer because of that vote.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol a Tebow and Lebron hater..the next few years are going to suck for you, my man..

[Greg Oden]

tbh imho, when Marshall's head isn't up his ass and isn't getting into fights with mcdonald's bags, he's the 2nd best wr behind the ######beast Andre Johnson.

[Goran Dragic]

Tim Tebow is a murderer, just stating facts. Go talk to the mother if a dead Iraqi soldier if you think I'm making stuff up. The blood of her son is on his hands.

[HarlemHeat37]

His talent is top 3-4 in league though.



I agree, I didn't want to let him go either, he pretty much carried the mediocre passing last year, but he's still a POS for the Darrent incident and too sensitive overall..

[HarlemHeat37]

Tim Tebow is a positive inspiration to millions around the world, TBH..

[Goran Dragic]

Tim Tebow is an inspiration to millions around the world, TBH..


He might be, but that doesn't change the fact his decision to support George Bush in 2004 led to the death of thousands of Americans, and at the time Tebow knew that by voting for George Bush in 2004, he was extending a war that should have never happened.

Tebow = murderer

[Greg Oden]

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great fucking inspirational speech after taking an ass whooping from OLLLLLLLLE MISS :cry

[badfish22]

96vAbtpakLg


:wow nice find. I have never seen this before

[HarlemHeat37]

too bad he is one of the worst NFL QBs I have ever seen.

There are pee-wee QBs with better mechanics and ability to read defenses than him.

Do you have a link that shows Tebow playing against an NFL defense?..


He might be, but that doesn't change the fact his decision to support George Bush in 2004 led to the death of thousands of Americans, and at the time Tebow knew that by voting for George Bush in 2004, he was extending a war that should have never happened.

Tebow = murderer

Damn, that's some crazy influence Tebow has:lol..hopefully he brings it over..

TBH, whatever Tebow did before he became a Bronco is irrelevant to me..

[Greg Oden]

:wow nice find. I have never seen this before

Watch it right before you participate in athletics next time if you don't already ( I do). You are sure to perform at a higher level.

[Goran Dragic]

Damn, that's some crazy influence Tebow has:lol..hopefully he brings it over..

TBH, whatever Tebow did before he became a Bronco is irrelevant to me..
Just saying he's a murderer, as is every other bible thumping Southern Republican who puts their own agenda ahead of the interests of American soldiers serving overseas.

[Greg Oden]

Do you have a link that shows Tebow playing against an NFL defense?..





Alabama is pretty close to a NFL defense. Tebow looked like a chode in that game, tbh.

[Goran Dragic]

Watch it right before you do participate in athletics next time if you don't already ( I do). You are sure to perform at a higher level.


If you watched that video more maybe you wouldn't be injured so much :rollin

[Greg Oden]

:lol

[Zelophehad]

Your team is trotting out a duet of Brendan Haywood and Tyson 'made of glass' Chandler, and you want to talk about big men?
lol two true centers playing together in today's game. Who guards the stretch/perimeter fours? Tiago? I've seen him play. Good luck with that.

[Blake]

great fucking inspirational speech after taking an ass whooping from OLLLLLLLLE MISS :cry

I guess Tebow thinks DeNiro is hilarious:

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[redzero]

Is anybody going to bring up the fact that Tebow wasn't old enough to vote in 2004?

[Veterinarian]

Is anybody going to bring up the fact that Tebow wasn't old enough to vote in 2004?

I noticed that too. DoK has made himself look pretty retarded in this thread.

[hater]

:lmao 12+ pages of annoyed spur haters. Splitter is the real deal!

that's right bitches. Splitter has arrived.

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[hater]

you bitches better educate yourselves:

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[LoneStarState'sPride]

imo he will be good, but not that good. He will be a super charged version of Oberto.

I will take that any day of the week--Oberto was one of those types that could have a brilliant game without dominating, and most importantly, didn't hurt the team when he wasn't scoring.

[Giuseppe]

At least this queers the odds of the Spurs taking a shellacking/skunk style from the Phoenix Suns ever again.

[My Fault]

Even Bonner can look good on YouTube. Some are gonna be pretty upset to actually see Tiago play. I'm sure they'll blame Pop some how tho.

[BUMP]

what badass hookshots :cry:cry

This guy will make a great fucking spur :cry:cry

[jag]

If splitter has a massive game he'll be deemed the savior. If he has a bad game, spurs fan will contemplate suicide and start scola threads.

Either way, he's a big upgrade over what the Spurs had last year. He's a competent and smart 7-footer who will help match up with the lakers front court. It's exatly what the spurs needed.

And im not sure if suns fan/mav fan was just trolling or actually trying to argue that Tony Parker is an average NBA PG...but that's one of the most ridiculous arguments I've seen on here in awhile. Including koriwhat arguments.

[Goran Dragic]

I don't think Parker is an "average" point guard, my argument was more that it's stupid to act like 2009 Parker is how Parker has played his entire career. If I said "average" then it was trolling :lol

2006-2008 Parker is the more realistic judgement. 18ish points per game, and 6ish assists per game, borderline all star every year. That's better than average but it's not the top 3 PG people said Parker was after 2009.

[Indazone]

If he has output like Scola, he'll be perfect for the Spurs. It will be like having Robinson back those final two years before he hung up his basketball shoes.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Wow, Goran. You talk all that crap about Tebow and he couldn't even vote. You're a loser.

[koriwhat]

Including koriwhat arguments.

:lmao

[jag]

I don't think Parker is an "average" point guard, my argument was more that it's stupid to act like 2009 Parker is how Parker has played his entire career. If I said "average" then it was trolling :lol

2006-2008 Parker is the more realistic judgement. 18ish points per game, and 6ish assists per game, borderline all star every year. That's better than average but it's not the top 3 PG people said Parker was after 2009.

That's accurate. If he stays healthy and is asked to dominate the ball like he was during the 08-09 season then id expect to see him put up similar (21-22 ppg, 6-7 apg) numbers. This is a contract year, after all.

[pgardn]

The guy has played with Scola. Scola think he will make a great addition and would like him on the Rockets. He thinks Splitter is perfect Spurs material, he is a quick learner, a very good passer and has a high Bball IQ.

He will allow Duncan fewer minutes which right now is the most important thing. Pop will not be scared to put him on the floor because he does not know what is going on like Jefferson and Ian. And as the season progresses he will get more time and Duncan less before the playoffs.

What concerns me is how tough he will play inside and will he use his length effectively in the NBA game. He will not be a great scorer or shot blocker. Will he be able to spread the floor effectively and fit into various units that Pop will undoutably try him in? Can he open up the floor for other players with his passing and screening off the ball or pick and roll? Ginobili is elated as he thinks Splitter will be able to fit in with any unit just like Ginobili is able to do because the bottom line is, the kid knows basketball.

It was a coup by the Spurs yet again. Fans from other teams just show their ignorance if they cannot see this. I dislike the Lakers immensely, but Blake was a very good pickup for them as well. A majority of "fans" from other teams just dont know basketball or are just acting as gnats that should be ignored.

[koriwhat]

Tiago Splitter falls right in line with all the rest of the Spurs other former euro hype prospects

Scola, Mahinmi, Spanoulis, etc

I'll be sure to lick up you guys sweet tears of failure Ala Erick Cartman whenever this guy is a bust..

i love how you suspect him to be a bust in the nba after just winning a 'ship in the 2nd toughest league and winning mvp awards too in that league. if anything he might not live up to hyped expectations but he'll definitely not be another mahinmi and will see floor time for damn sure and will produce!

[stretch]

i heard splitter has calf tats

[jag]

At the very best Splitter = Christian Laettner, and that's being extremely generous..

At least compare him to someone with a similar game. Or are you just making this up as you go along?

[jag]

I'm speaking strictly in terms of overall talent..don't you just feel like the smart guy for pointing out that they have different games..dumbass.

I feel like a genius for knowing the difference between the two. I'm sure you feel the same way for making such a specific comparison.

You ever seen splitter play...like in a game? Youtube highlights don't count

[koriwhat]

and there's the dumb opinion..

That's like saying just because someone is good in the minor leagues that their success will carry over to the majors, or that just because some tats are cool that therefore calf tats are cool..your logic is flawed.

or just because you cheer for the mavs don't make them worth a damn... yeah that one. your logic is flawed but so is the rest of that same fanbase you're part of. how's lebron working out for dallas btw?

oh and the spanish league isn't a minor league... just because it's not in the USA doesn't mean it's minor. it's a pro league so again, you're the dumbass.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

(http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6183) blind and dumb... that explains it.

if capris = pulled up pant legs, then sure, i wear capris. i like socks, what can i say? i still have my hair and feel like keeping it long, it is what it is. my metabolism is crazy fast. btw, i'm 5'9" and about 145-150 lbs now.... oh shit, i shrunk! my tattoos are the best! the spurs are the best! my calfs kick ass! gotta love the pinocha!

Thank you for this very worthy addition to the Koriwhat section of the Lakaluva library.

Let's see where to file this one. 391 (Fashion) would seem the obvious choice, but as with Lakaluva, the seemingly simplest phrases and quotes often suggest so much more about his personality and mentality.

I'm going with 596 (Vertebrata, Craniata, Vertebrates). Because you definitely got to have some backbone to go out in public wearing capris and tube socks.

I think I'll also cross-file this in 301.9 (Sociology/Social Conflicts). I'm quite sure that Koriwhat has been involved in many social conflicts that resulted in getting his ass beat for dressing up like an 18th Century dandy, the capris and tube socks being a modern day replacement for knee high pantaloons and stockings.

[FkLA]

Drive For Five.

:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt2:

[ezau]

I don't think Parker is an "average" point guard, my argument was more that it's stupid to act like 2009 Parker is how Parker has played his entire career. If I said "average" then it was trolling :lol

2006-2008 Parker is the more realistic judgement. 18ish points per game, and 6ish assists per game, borderline all star every year. That's better than average but it's not the top 3 PG people said Parker was after 2009.

A one-legged Parker is head and shoulders better than Goran Beno Udrih Dragic

[Edward]

A one-legged Parker is head and shoulders better than Goran Beno Udrih Dragic

Did you just get back from your dead wife's tombstone?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005070SAS.html

if you don't know you better ax somebody

[Eminem]

Did you just get back from your dead wife's tombstone?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005070SAS.html

if you don't know you better ax somebody

Jarron Collins with a Fisher esque performance, tbh.

[ezau]

Did you just get back from your dead wife's tombstone?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005070SAS.html

if you don't know you better ax somebody

so did the Suns hang their "we swept the spurs in the WC semi-finals" banner already?

[Edward]

so did the Suns hang their "we swept the spurs in the WC semi-finals" banner already?


lol changing the subject
lol dead wife
lol gray named Spurfan

[Eminem]

lol pink named suns fan

[ezau]

Did you just get back from your dead wife's tombstone?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005070SAS.html

if you don't know you better ax somebody

Yeah, I didn't know that Beno Dragic is a former NBA Finals MVP with three rings in his right hand. I though the Suns are a ringless bunch?

[Eminem]

lol heart attack
lol dead

This is in reference to either George Steinbrenner or Omar's wife, imho.

[ezau]

lol changing the subject
lol dead wife
lol gray named Spurfan

LOL Goran Dragic troll

[Edward]

LOL getting beat by Goran Dragic

[ezau]

LOL getting beat by Goran Dragic

LOL 0 and 42 and beyond
LOL Amaretard
LOL _Antoni
LOL hipcheck

[Edward]

LOL getting swept by 0 and 42

[HarlemHeat37]

Serious question..

How does DOK decide which troll to use at which time?..

[ezau]

LOL getting swept by 0 and 42

LOL no rings
LOL Steve Nash broken nose
LOL rebuilding mode

[Edward]

Serious question..

How does DOK decide which troll to use at which time?..

Serious question

How does one become a Broncos/Spurs/Yankees fan?

[HarlemHeat37]

Serious question

How does one become a Broncos/Spurs/Yankees fan?

I'm not a Yankees fan..

I became a Spurs fan when I was living in Toronto and David Robinson was the first NBA player I ever met, and his jersey was the first ever jersey I owned, TBH..

I became a Broncos fan when I was a kid, and my brother and I first played NFL QUarterback '98 on N64(I think it was that system)..it was before I was a football fan, and Denver was the 1st team I got on random..then I started watching the NFL, so I stuck with them, TBH..

I was a kid when I became a fan of both, so my hometown allegiance probably would have been different had I was older and/or living in NY at the time..

[Edward]

I became a Spurs fan when I was living in Toronto

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

I wasn't from there and I was new there, what was my allegiance?..

Either way, I don't subscribe to the hometown sports shit, sorry..

[Edward]

Either way, I don't subscribe to the hometown sports shit, sorry..


I'm sure that's got nothing to do with your hometown basketball team being an abortion.

[HarlemHeat37]

The Knicks were good when I became a basketball fan..they were a contender/fringe contender for years..

[ezau]

I'm sure that's got nothing to do with your hometown basketball team being an abortion.

Worry about your shitty Suns team. What's up with that Pedo Turkoglu and Josh "horsemouth" Childress signing? :lmao:lmao

[mystargtr34]

Serious question... why do people make trolls? Is there nothing else to do during the day/night? It seems like it would take a fair bit of time and effort to create different accounts and post with numerous accounts everyday.

[Giuseppe]

Pedo Turkoglu

Finally somebody I cheer for!

[lefty]

The Knicks were good when I became a basketball fan..they were a contender/fringe contender for years..
But they were terrorized by that skinny Miller dude

[Grey Spurfan]

LOL no rings
LOL Steve Nash broken nose
LOL rebuilding mode



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Classic!