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Cyrano
07-16-2010, 02:50 PM
Dick Cheney Without a Pulse, Must Be Plugged In

NEW YORK (WCBS 880) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney now has no pulse and needs to be plugged in at night.

Cheney had a ventricular assist device connected to his heart last week at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute in Washington's Northern Virginia suburbs.

Dr. Allen Stewart, head of aortic surgery at New York Presbyterian Hospital, told MSNBC's Rachel Maddow that Cheney now has no pulse. His heart valves are still closed and the device is now providing a continuous flow of blood.

Even more fascinating is that the device runs on batteries and Cheney is supposed to carry extras with him, and, at night, it has to be plugged into a power adapter in the wall.

Cheney is fully conscious and hopes to resume his active lifestyle. He has suffered five heart attacks since age 37.

CosmicCowboy
07-16-2010, 03:16 PM
hmmmm. I thought this was bullshit till I read up on the VAD's. They basically replace the heart without doing an actual heart transplant.

clambake
07-16-2010, 03:31 PM
Cheney is fully conscious and hopes to resume his active lifestyle.

lifestyle=shooting people in the face.

CosmicCowboy
07-16-2010, 03:47 PM
lifestyle=shooting people in the face.

Well fuck! Being Vice President should come with SOME privileges!

boutons_deux
07-16-2010, 04:15 PM
Who paid for it? Must be $250K or more.

CosmicCowboy
07-16-2010, 04:18 PM
Who paid for it? Must be $250K or more.

Sure wasn't Obamacare. They would have put his honky ass on the deathlist for sure!

in2deep
07-16-2010, 04:19 PM
Who paid for it? Must be $250K or more.

oh boy...

FYI, Cheney is one of the richest mofos in northern VA

Cyrano
07-16-2010, 09:13 PM
http://mattwisdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/big-dick-cheney.jpg

ididnotnothat
07-16-2010, 09:38 PM
Sure wasn't Obamacare. They would have put his honky ass on the deathlist for sure!

More like Haliburton care.

Jacob1983
07-17-2010, 01:10 AM
Which should Dick Cheney be on Twilight or True Blood?