Bow down to the Heat, bitches!

[heatluva]

I'm bout to run this forum, faggots. Heat are gonna tap that Laker ass next June, but all of you will blow me first.

Reminds of how back when I was a young pup growin up in the streets. One day I was a runner dreamin of the big times. A day later I shot a nigga and started handlin my own packages and doin shit big. That's like how the Heat bout to do to this league.

I oughta try out for the team, I was an All-State forward for my HS team and even got named "Best Miami HS talent" in Ebony magazine, but I'm makin so much of this cheddar with the street game that I ain't got time for hoopin. I deal wit dem street niggas not no court niggas.

[LuvaHeat]

Hell yeah my nigga Heat Dynasty bout to start bow down to the Heat matherfuckers!!!

[Darrin]

Troll.

[JJ Hickson]

Troll.


Wow nothing gets by you does it?

[HeatChamps]

Hell yeah bitches. We da champs.

[heatluva]

These niggas just mad we bout to run this forum. While they hate on us, I'll be ridin on my camel, er, I mean riding in my E-Class while smokin on some Camels.

[tdunk21]

heat dynasty...lol....team of bandwagoners.....think about filling ur team assholes, then think about dynasty....

[HeatChamps]

heat dynasty...lol....team of bandwagoners.....think about filling ur team assholes, then think about dynasty....
We got Wade, James, and Bosh. Who needs anything else?

[tdunk21]

We got Wade, James, and Bosh. Who needs anything else?

3 chokers

[Flo-Rida]

3 chokers

Wade a choker ? Really ?

[boston.balla]

3 chokers


Wade a choker ? Really ?

dirk says hi, will say hi personally to wade in a few years, kidd goes next year to smooth the relationship :lmao

[angelbelow]

solid effort

[WalterSobchak]

I'm not gonna lie. I laughed a little. :lol

[boston.balla]

lol luva in the hiding.

Tbh if we'd still had hopes of contending i'd be scared like shit of what the heat are doing with their team. riley deserves a fucking shrine in miami.

[sabar]

I almost forgot about the old lakaluva

[spursfan1000]

Wow nothing gets by you does it?


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[TE]

faggot.

[Koolaid_Man]

Here’s how LeTank quit

Game 5 against Boston the Cavs were blown out on their home floor, with LeQuit appearing aloof and disinterested he shot 3-14. He basically made a mockery of effort and hustle . Just go back to last year when he lost to Orlando this Nigga didn’t have a care in the world this year because he knew he was leaving. He didn’t leave it all on the court he simply stopped playing.
Next he started making excuses about the elbow, even suggesting he would get surgery in the offseason. Have you even heard him mention is elbow one time this off-season? If his elbow was severely injured, he’ll have to explain how he could have splendid games in Games 1 and 3, when he scored a combined 73 points and hit 26 of 46 shots from the field. When in pain and exhausted the legends separate themselves from the pretenders by overcoming obstacles and winning anyway. Kobe played through all sorts of pain over the years including basically a broken digit this year, Steve Nash played some games with basically one eye while gutting through his injury.


Game 6, he had what seems to be an impressive 27 points, 19 boards, 10 assists, 3 steals, 1 block and 9 TO’s… while the overall stat line appears impressive he had no choice but to go out and attempt to play harder after having so obviously tanked in game 5. It didn’t matter what this Nigga did in game 6 the series was over after game 5 and everyone including Gloria West knew it.

[4>0rings]

Why do you capitalize the N in the word 'nigga'?

[Pelicans78]

Heat are the favorites to win the championship. Their core is better than the Lakers core. Lakers are basically on par with the Celtics. 1A and 1B. The Heat have no excuses not to win a championship. The Lakers role players aren't that good anyway. Kobe and Gasol do the heavy lifting each game anyway.

[HeatTheBestEver]

Yeah boi!!! HEAT CHAMPS!!!!

[sefant77]

OP should google Karma

Lets see when one of the guys will go down...

[ducks]

do you think james will quite in the playoffs again?


he has a very bad habit of that

[Chieflion]

Is heatluva from Pakistan too?

[tdunk21]

Is heatluva from Pakistan too?

afghanistan....

[WildcardManu]

wow, who left the cage open?

[crc21209]

:lol At all the new Heat "fans."

[eisfeld]

Hell yeah bitches. We da champs.

Just to correct you sissy - to be "da champs" implies your team winning the championship last year. And you know how that turned out.

Bragging rights about being "da champs" only belongs to the Lakers.

Any other butthurt stories about the Heat going to dominate for aeons belong to the real heat fans who joined before the offseason.

Oh and by the way, how many trolls do you use in this thread to talk to yourself? Must feel lonely sitting near the beach, watching all those guys with an actual life while jerking off to the superfriends isn't it?

lakaluva set the standard high for team-specific trolling - you better step up your game and don't copy him. The original is always the better :downspin: