Mall Pickup Lines 101

[in2deep]

post you mall pickup lines here

when a hot chick is checking herself out in her pocket mirror:
"Your hair doesn't look that bad"

[Trainwreck2100]

"you want a 6th kid to ditch at gamestop"

[Sisk]

just mall pickup lines!!11

[Eminem]

I think I love you too...
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
come be in Shady's world...

[xellos88330]

Mine is always this.

"Hi."

[lefty]

I want to fuck you in front of your boyfriend

[PM5K]

I'll by you sbarro if you fuck me in my carro....

:lol

[bigzak25]

why yes, I am bigzak, nice to meet you.

[JoeChalupa]

Mine is always this.

"Hi."

That is my response to their pickup line.

[JoeChalupa]

why yes, I am bigzak, nice to meet you.

:lol "No, I am not Denzel and I am happily married."

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol "No, I am not Denzel and I am happily married."

you're making it too hard on yourself, the simple "i like twilight" to some repressed 35 year old wearing a "team edward" shirt

[JoeChalupa]

you're making it too hard on yourself, the simple "i like twilight" to some repressed 35 year old wearing a "team edward" shirt

:lmao You beat me to it. RACK "IM!!

[baseline bum]

I'll buy you booze for a blowjob should work.

[Nathan Explosion]

If you were Prince and Morris Day was around, you'd say this:


Do U want him or do U want me?
Cuz I want U!
Said I want U!
Tell me, baby, do U want me?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do U want me?


And of course, if you were just Prince, you'd say this in general:


I may not know where I'm going, baby!
Looka here - I said I may not know what I need!
One thing, one thing's 4 certain, baby
I know what I want, yeah!
And if it please U, baby, please U, baby
I'll beg U down on my knees!
I want U!

Beware, this only works if you're Prince because, well, he's Prince and can do that.

[Nathan Explosion]

My nametag at work has a sticker on the back that says, "Make an offer". That's all I need.

[CuckingFunt]

If you were Prince and Morris Day was around, you'd say this:



And of course, if you were just Prince, you'd say this in general:



Beware, this only works if you're Prince because, well, he's Prince and can do that.

"The Beautiful Ones" is too serious a song for such silliness.

Show some respect.

[AmericanWoman]

Mall pickup lines? Is this teen thread?

[AmericanWoman]

ooops

[eyeh8u]

mCiS_CMShRs

[IronMexican]

eyeh8u knows what's up. Even though he has retarded name and I thought he was someone's troll forever.

[eyeh8u]

eyeh8u knows what's up. Even though he has retarded name and I thought he was someone's troll forever.

Iron you were my favorite lakerfan until now, now you made fun of me, and i hate you, i will never forget this day until the day i die, Et tu Iron? Et tu?

and IronMexican is what? Clever ?

I am no ones troll, I am vengeance, i am the night.

[IronMexican]

okay.

[marini martini]

Hey good lookin', whott ya got cookin'?

:lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Can you tell me where I can find a buy a good pair of pants? Now that I've met you I suddenly find that I need a pair with more room in the crotch."

[Nathan Explosion]

"The Beautiful Ones" is too serious a song for such silliness.

Show some respect.

I did show some respect. What I said was, you could use those lines, if you were Prince. Anyone else gets laughed at. Prince just seals the deal.

[Frenzy]

"U there with the pretty face...come quickly before I change my mind"

[Smooth Criminal]

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, then you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I be I could kiss you without touching you.
(Kiss Her)
Damn, I owe you a doller then

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with the rest.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Can I tickle your tummy from the inside honey?

Apples are sweet, lemons are sour, so open your legs and give me an hour
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

Dont be selfish, you'll have your body all your life, I just want it for an hour

(http://www.pickuplinescentral.com/view/Dirty-pick-up-lines/417)
My penis died, can I bury it between your legs?

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


Do you like water? Then you like 70% of my body


Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? I would love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

hey baby, wanna grab a bottle of DXM and catch a movie?