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[Eminem]

First off, fuck your songs and the shit you say
Diss my wife, but at least I got a bitch, you gay
You claim to be a Muslim but you Irish White
So fuck you fat boy, drop the mic, let's fight
Plus I punch you in the chest, weak hearts I rip
Whitey Ford, forty and white, lethargic ass dickhead
I keep 'em comin while you runnin out of breath
Steady duckin while I'm punchin at your chest, you need to rest
Dilated, go ask your people how I leave ya
with your three CD's, nobody sees, when they released
Evidence, don't fuck around with real MC's
who ain't ready for no underground beef, so fuck geeks
I let you faggots know it's on for life
but Everlast might die tonight, haha
Fat boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and take a heart pill, you know!

[Eminem]

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
Hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch wont quit barkin
(grrrr, arf arf) or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot pac in
Lookin for bigs killers, dressed in ridiculous
Blue and red like I dont see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than chris wallace
Pissed off, cause biggie and pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em
And get dollars that shoulda been theres like they switched wallets
And amidst all this crist poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
And walk around with an empty bottle of remi martin
Startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny cartman (God damnit!)
Im anti-backstreet and ricky martin
With instincts to kill nsync, dont get me started
These fuckin brats cant sing and britneys garbage
Whats this bitch retarded? gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol fashioned
Passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New kids on the block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I cant wait til I catch all you faggots in public
Ima love it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla ice dont like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, I dont care, just bite me (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
And destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray faygo root beer
And call themselves clowns cause they look queer
Faggot2dope and silent gay
Claimin detroit, when yall live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I dont wrestle, Ill knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask em about the club they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(ahhh!) ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at yall runnin your mouth again
When you aint seen a fuckin mile road, south of 10
And I dont need help, from d-12, to beat up two females
In make-up, who may try to scratch me with lee nails
Slim anus, you damn right, slim anus
I dont get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

[Eminem]

Is it because you love me that yall expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck puffy
Now because of this blonde mop thats on top
And this fucked up head that Ive got, Ive gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
Oh, he just did some shit with missy,
So now he thinks hes too big to do some shit with mc get-bizzy
My fuckin bitch moms suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill Ive been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, mrs. briggs or ms. mathers?
It doesnt matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
Hes just aggravated I wont ejaculate in his ass (uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (hey its me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on tv
Now everybodys so happy and proud
Im finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriends house
Hey-hey! and then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
And what do I see? a picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
Uhh, here - double xl, double xl
Now your magazine shouldnt have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fuck it, Ill even buy a couple myself

[Eminem]

So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study your tape of NWA.
One day I was walkin by
Wit a walkmen on
When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
But I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out wit two broken legs tryna walk it off
Fuck you too bitch call the cops
I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic 2
Startin today and tomorrows the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew
[Record scratch]
Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up
And the temp goes up to the mid 80's
Callin men ladies
Sorry Doc but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Hailey

[Eminem]

Don't get me wrong,
I love these hoes,
It's no secret,
Everybody knows,
Can't we fuck?
Bitch so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
We'll be friends,
I'll call you again,
I'll chase you around every bar you attend,
Never know what kind of car i'll be in,
[Woman Screaming]
We'll see how much you'll be partying then,
You don't want that,
Neither do I,
I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride,
Between you and I,
Not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that's just what sluts do,
How could it ever be just us two?
Never loved you enough to trust you,
We just met and I just fucked you,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

[TheKingOfMIA6]

Half of that shit aint even spelled right.

But damn I miss the old Eminem.

[Eminem]

Half of that shit aint even spelled right.

But damn I miss the old Eminem.

So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
screamin "Go," with their 17-year-old Uncle
I'm like, "Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, Ike
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?

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http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/486/feminemc.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/feminemc.jpg/)

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http://i32.tinypic.com/142czkx.jpg

[redzero]

Dude, Katy Perry's new smash hit "California Gurls" sounds exactly like Tik Tok by John Trav--I mean, Ke$ha.

[redzero]

I don't really care for either of them because I don't listen to radio garbage, but I saw a vid on YouTube that compared the songs and they sound exactly alike.

Anyway, superior:

http://lebiscoito.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/zooey-deschanel.jpg

[redzero]

You want this man's sloppy seconds?

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Premiere+Screening+For+REX+QCYiQq3cHxql.jpg

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Yep.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/500_days_of_summer_2_250609/geoffrey_arend_2474804.jpg

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From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040723/040723_MNightShyamalan_bcol_2p.widec.jpg

[eisfeld]

If you're copy/pasting this stuff at least take it from a site where there are no spelling errors.