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cheguevara
07-22-2010, 01:47 PM
I live in georgia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they say theres tanks should i be worrie?
I herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where whats going on
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080815115441AAsJZgN


What codes do this on Computers?
I heard from a friend that there was a code that you could type into your PC to make the star Wars movie start playing. I doubt it's true, but when i googled it I only got cheat codes. I figured I'd ask here. Anyone know of any such code?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090514213451AAyOrpS


I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.
What should I do about this?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA


Should i let my husband tie me up?
I feel silly asking this. He wants to play a kinky game. He wants to, "break in", on me when i am sleeping. Before this, i am supposed to hide some cash. He then wants to bind and gag me, and make me tell him where the cash is, like a robbery i guess. He's asking me to do this for him cause I made him miss the Superbowl and apparently it was "one of the best games ever". I am pretty much game for anything, but is this way kinky, or is it me?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090523075211AAtnZge


Computer ques: my computer has not been updated since 1993 or thereabouts?
The computer uses the Me operating system. Aside from buying another computer, what can I do to update my computer so that i can enjoy x-box live?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090511134054AA0w4Fi

Why does the screen say "www.Bangbros.com" after my son leave even though hes only doing homework?
Every night during the school year my son tells me he's doing homework on the family computer. Once in a while i come down to review but the screen comes up "www.Bangbros.com" and it's a girl. This is a homework site or something? It tells me to give password each time but i do not know. help please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090503105431AAN6rBw

koriwhat
07-22-2010, 01:47 PM
you forgot... "Is my jawline strong?"

cheguevara
07-22-2010, 01:51 PM
Don't worry. They got to Atlanta, took one look, and left.

:lmao

Frenzy
07-22-2010, 01:57 PM
"Holding the pee"

" I need to go to the restroom but I don't have a laptop. What can I do to hold it in longer. Help please asap"

Frenzy
07-22-2010, 01:57 PM
Double?

4>0rings
07-22-2010, 03:05 PM
Bangbros :lmao

SourCandy
07-22-2010, 03:32 PM
What's this calf tats I keep hearing bout?

4>0rings
07-22-2010, 03:36 PM
pm me the nudes and i'll tell youYou'll be getting a pic of a naked 400lb hairy man in a few minutes.

DisAsTerBot
07-22-2010, 03:37 PM
What's this calf tats I keep hearing bout?

gay parade slogan

mrsmaalox
07-22-2010, 04:04 PM
Yea Bangbros is a homework site :lol No wonder kids are so freaking worthless these days!

TIMMYD!
07-22-2010, 04:09 PM
The second one really isn't that dumb but the Bangbros one is hilarious.

koriwhat
07-22-2010, 04:41 PM
lmao male secretary

lmao calf tats

lmao hippie hair

lmao 130 pounds

lmao speaks like a 5th grader.


all are a thousand times worse than me asking about my jawline when I was 18/19 years old.

now how the fuck do you know how i speak in real life? god you're a fuckin' idiot.

oh no forum grammar police with a softjaw! i better watch my back cause this fashion guru is starting to get heated.

Pero
07-22-2010, 04:52 PM
Yea Bangbros is a homework site :lol No wonder kids are so freaking worthless these days!

Well of course it is a homework site, they're not going to watch it in school. :D

And I think the Georgia question was probably asked by that Cavs fan that posts here, fallenxsomething. :lol

Although I haven't seen him around recently, did he commit suicide?

Sisk
07-22-2010, 04:53 PM
I love yahoo answers.. the Georgia one is incredible.

The Gemini Method
07-22-2010, 05:16 PM
Yea Bangbros is a homework site :lol No wonder kids are so freaking worthless these days!

Kids are never worth anythng to begin with in any era except the Child Labor heyday of the 1800s. What taxes do they pay or what GNP do they contribute to anyhow? Sheesh.

JMarkJohns
07-22-2010, 05:26 PM
Link: http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/

You're welcome...

thispego
07-22-2010, 05:30 PM
lmao male secretary

lmao calf tats

lmao hippie hair

lmao 130 pounds

lmao speaks like a 5th grader.


all are a thousand times worse than me asking about my jawline when I was 18/19 years old.

yeah but you don't get a free pass. how's my jawline? is pretty gay :lol

Pero
07-22-2010, 05:38 PM
http://yanswerfail.wordpress.com/files/2010/01/powerful.png

:lmao

gaKNOW!blee
07-22-2010, 05:55 PM
bangbros made me lol

MannyIsGod
07-22-2010, 06:00 PM
Jesus christ that site is funny. Some of those have to be fake though, right?

MannyIsGod
07-22-2010, 06:15 PM
I can't stop laughing while reading that site. Holy shit JMJ best site ever.

JMarkJohns
07-22-2010, 07:08 PM
I can't stop laughing while reading that site. Holy shit JMJ best site ever.

I stumbled across the site a week before Finals. BAD timing! I lost so many productive hours from reading that. There are some absolute classics!

Many of the questions, my guess, are staged, but either way, they're hilarious!

redzero
07-22-2010, 07:44 PM
http://nfxu.com/iz

This one made me mad at the one who posted it.

HighLowLobForBig-50
07-22-2010, 07:50 PM
now how the fuck do you know how i speak in real life? god you're a fuckin' idiot.

oh no forum grammar police with a softjaw! i better watch my back cause this fashion guru is starting to get heated.

son your ownership skills are breaking new ground every day.
i admire your self confidence. keep on keepin on calf tats

no disrespect to you renaldo. he just keeps on comin thats all. i could learn a thing or 3 about a thing or 2 from calf tats

Johnny RIngo
07-22-2010, 09:01 PM
Even if most of these are fake they're still pretty damn funny.

DarkReign
07-22-2010, 09:47 PM
Holy shit

http://yanswerfail.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/whatrisks.png

LoneStarState'sPride
07-23-2010, 11:53 AM
Holy shit

http://yanswerfail.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/whatrisks.png

:lol

4>0rings
07-23-2010, 12:54 PM
http://yanswerfail.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/spin.png

Nathan Explosion
07-23-2010, 02:36 PM
http://yanswerfail.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bdaydinner.png

Meat Curtains. Too fucking funny.

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI
07-23-2010, 02:45 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs391.snc3/23858_104534742908854_100000569864096_122910_38166 2_n.jpg

TheKingOfMIA6
07-23-2010, 07:04 PM
:lmao at the Russia and Georgia quistion.

MannyIsGod
07-23-2010, 08:22 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs391.snc3/23858_104534742908854_100000569864096_122910_38166 2_n.jpg


Oh shit.

LOL

JMarkJohns
07-23-2010, 09:23 PM
The randomness of this query has always amused me more than it should.

http://nfxu.com/h

Leetonidas
07-24-2010, 12:36 AM
You'll be getting a pic of a naked 400lb hairy man in a few minutes.

Ah, so SourCandy is a mouse troll...

mingus
07-24-2010, 06:18 PM
the gay magazine one is funniest. it has to b fake tho. in fact most of them r fake.

Frenzy
07-24-2010, 10:28 PM
Ah, so SourCandy is a mouse troll...

I know her. Not a troll.