Eva has Gone to the dark side

[tsb2000]

- or, "Gee, Tony, that was quick!" :)

link to article (http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0517longoria.html)

Eva Longoria linked to Hayden Christensen


azcentral.com
May 17, 2005 10:28 AM

Eva Longoria is everywhere. You can't walk by a newsstand without spotting at least a magazine cover or two with her image on the cover promising that the Desperate Housewives beauty will offer readers true confessions about her love life.

The truth is that there is probably never going to be enough ink to adequately cover her relationships, as the 30-year-old Longoria frolics from man to man like a bee hunting for nectar. The New York Daily News reports that her latest conquest is Star Wars hunk Hayden Christensen.

According to the item, Longoria was spotted in full manhunt mode in the South of France during the party for Episode III - Revenge of the Sith at the Cannes Film Festival. "She was hitting on Hayden, big-time. They basically spent the whole night talking and caressing each other in a dark corner with security all around them," said a spywitness of Longoria and Christensen. "They were being discreet, but she was holding his hand, and they left at the same time, around 3:30 a.m."

Although Longoria and Christensen, 24, were careful to avoid the paparazzi, said the tattler, "I'm pretty sure they hooked up."

Other recently reported Longoria conquests include San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, actors Sean Faris and Butch Klein and singer JC Chasez. You go girl.

[Xolotl]

I'm just sick of hearing about her....I dont know why people are fascinated by her. IMO she's not even the most attractive person on the show, or in Hollywood (Angelina Jolie). But hey to each his own I guess

[Gatita]

Too easy. I find it hard to believe. :rolleyes

Is that way TP has been playing shitty?

[Kori Ellis]

Don't believe everything you read. A lot of Hollywood hook-ups that are in the papers don't really happen, it's all for publicity.

[Xolotl]

Is it bad to hope its true though?? Cmon please say no

[T Park]

more star news rags.


Sounds like BS to me.

[bigzak25]

all i know is, she better be at the game tonight, and hopefully she's withholding our pg's birthday gift til AFTER.

the kitty is a great motivator.

[Gatita]

And the star rags said the same thing when she was hooking up with TP. But, of course it wasn't true. :lol

[T Park]

Who knows, but like Kori said, dont believe everything you hear.

It would explain why she hasnt been at the games lately...

[Spurgal]

More support for Eva, please!
Regardless of Eva's personal life, she's a true Spurs Fan!

http://www.evalongoriaweb.com/gallery/albums/gallery/events/walt/002.jpg

[Clandestino]

eva likes to share her stuff! no use in keeping all locked up..

[MasterYoda]

"need a bat this big to hit it, you do"

[samikeyp]

"gave in to the size of Anakin's light saber, she did."

[Clandestino]

Who knows, but like Kori said, dont believe everything you hear.

It would explain why she hasnt been at the games lately...

she got pissed bc she was blamed for the game 1 loss to denver! :lol

[Gatita]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1957086.html#cutid1

all for publicity...you are right.

[Xolotl]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1957086.html#cutid1

all for publicity...you are right.

Hey hey I said that too.....dang it not in here.......damn I was right for once.....nooooooooooo and i can't prove it. :lol

[Clandestino]

Kevin: Be careful with this one young fella, she gets around...

http://img270.echo.cx/img270/5863/eva10js.jpg

[Jimcs50]

Please hide this report from Tony.....I think this was Seattle making this report just to upset our boy.

[Extra Stout]

Tony... give in to your hate...

[tlongII]

What a bunch of PRUDES around here! Eva ain't married. She can come to my place and do me anytime.

[Gatita]

Please hide this report from Tony.....I think this was Seattle making this report just to upset our boy.


Sorry, but the pictures exist! :lol

[Xolotl]

What a bunch of PRUDES around here! Eva ain't married. She can come to my place and do me anytime.

And when she does I'll buy you a shirt that says " I met Eva Langoria and all I got was this case of crabs"

This story will fuel Tony's anger. He will unleash the fury tonight. Damn I shouldve bet my VBBucks or whatever on him instead of Manu.

[tlongII]

And when she does I'll buy you a shirt that says " I met Eva Langoria and all I got was this case of crabs"

This story will fuel Tony's anger. He will unleash the fury tonight. Damn I shouldve bet my VBBucks or whatever on him instead of Manu.

So now she's got crabs, does she? You are crazy.

[Xolotl]

Lol hey I have it on a very reliable source that she was at Walgreens for that reason........it was in Newsweek :p

[johnny00]

Eva has gone to the dark side!!!!????
That second picture confirms it. The shifty red eyes, the black dress,the.. firm bosoms...seductive lips.......long flowing.....black...hair....

Yessss.....

I have seen the power of dark side.
Come join us SpursTalk forum.

The way of the jedi has long since past...
Witness the power of the dark side!

[Kori Ellis]

Sorry, but the pictures exist! :lol

She was at a movie premiere party with a guy who is rumored to be gay. I don't think Tony is going to be upset. :lol

I went to about 100 movie premiere parties when I was in L.A. It's all about being seen and getting as much press as you can. Eva accompanying this guy means about as much as her hanging out with the guy from 24 -- nothing.

[Xolotl]

Dang it why must you stomp on all my dreams Kori?? Why I ask??

[Kori Ellis]

Here she is at Cannes.

I guess she is thinking of Tony while she's out of town.

http://www.nba.com/media/eva_180_050517.jpg

[Extra Stout]

So now she's got crabs, does she? You are crazy.Just be sure to get yourself some antibiotics before you go touching her.

[Gatita]

Sure.

[Jimcs50]

Look at her hand.....it is awfully close to his crotch..

Yeah, she is doing him.

Why else would a Spurs fan be in France when her team is fighting for their playoff lives.

I almost lost all my respect for her. I will now not let her get on top anymore.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/annshine2/he1.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Ummm.. he's gay.

Move on.

[Gatita]

And you know this for a fact. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

It was a joke.

[Xolotl]

Well they say anybody that loves Star Wars and is older than 6 is gay. Maybe that goes for the actors as well.

[SpursWoman]

The gaydar signal is SOLID.

[Jimcs50]

Well they say anybody that loves Star Wars and is older than 6 is gay. Maybe that goes for the actors as well.


I am gay then.

:depressed

[Gatita]

I am gay then.

:depressed

Do you like your men young too? :lol

[tsb2000]

Darth Vader is gay?

I'm not listening! la-la-la-la-la

I can't hear you! la-la-la-la-la

:)

[Xolotl]

I am gay then.

:depressed

Lol well according to my own theory I guess I am also. Damn me and my stupid thories.

[MasterYoda]

Well they say anybody that loves Star Wars and is older than 6 is gay. Maybe that goes for the actors as well.


you, Fuck. :p


damn fine, she is. sop her up with a biscuit, i would.

[Xolotl]

you, Fuck. :p


damn fine, she is. sop her up with a biscuit, i would.

lol issues, you have

[Kori Ellis]

Why else would a Spurs fan be in France when her team is fighting for their playoff lives.

She's at Cannes, because that's what Hollywood people do.

Also, she's filming her first Loreal commercial while there. She just signed a huge contract with them.

[gay abc]

Ummm.. he's gay.

Move on.


i knew it - i have that gaydar thing :lol

[gay abc]

The gaydar signal is SOLID.

umm how would you know about gaydar? - that is suppose to be a secret

:lol

[Gatita]

sop her up with a biscuit

:lmao

Ok, where is sexual chocolate at?

[Jimcs50]

She's at Cannes, because that's what Hollywood people do.

Also, she's filming her first Loreal commercial while there. She just signed a huge contract with them.


it was a joke, Kori.

[Kori Ellis]

I know. I was just telling you about her Loreal thing, in case you didn't know. You are going to be seeing a lot more of her on commercials now. I thought you'd like that.

[Gatita]

Talk about obsession. Sheesh! :lol

[Clandestino]

eva is a slut... no way around it.. but who cares? if no chicks would sleep around there would be way less 1-night stands... and those are great!

[SpursWoman]

umm how would you know about gaydar? - that is suppose to be a secret



My mother had a very active role with the San Antonio Little Theater when I was growing up....as well as the bridge community. I really shouldn't have to say more than that. :cooldevil :lol

[gay abc]

My mother had a very active role with the San Antonio Little Theater when I was growing up....as well as the bridge community. I really shouldn't have to say more than that. :cooldevil :lol


hehe - oh i see that explains it - i was wondering if you were a "fruitfly" or something :lol

[Jimcs50]

I know. I was just telling you about her Loreal thing, in case you didn't know. You are going to be seeing a lot more of her on commercials now. I thought you'd like that.

I know you know, but I wanted everyone else to know I know.

:)

I did not know about the cosmetic deal...they made a good choice, she has nice skin.

Thanks for the heads up.
:)

[bigzak25]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/bigzak2525/evamouse.jpg

[Xolotl]

You put your face on the wrong one :p

[bigzak25]

that's mouse. even he hit it.

[timvp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/bigzak25/evamouse.jpg

Another gay guy for Eva to hang out with.

:smokin

[Extra Stout]

Eva's only hanging around Hayden so she can get close to Yoda. That's who she really wants. He's short like Mexican guys.

[Xolotl]

But he's a green-go......*crickets chirping* (sorry had to say it)

[E20]

If this is true Tony should use his anger out on the Sonics and anyone else that stands in his way of becoming a NBA champion.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

http://www.nba.com/media/eva_180_050517.jpg

I was there was a bigger pic of this one ^^^^^^^^^

She's looks smoking hot there.

[SpursWoman]

hehe - oh i see that explains it - i was wondering if you were a "fruitfly" or something :lol

A much better term than "faghag", I might add. :)

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I need to get me some of what Eva's got 'cause the men are eating her up!

Not that I've ever had a problem getting my man to eat. :elephant

[Mr Dio]

I will now not let her get on top anymore.

Jim, I'm sure her strap-on works from the bottom as well.

[Vashner]

http://www.oyemag.com/images/eva1.jpg

[Eric]

You people are so gullible. Anyone who believes this, or that Ben Affleck actually impregnated a woman, please go stand at the back of the classroom.

[Spurgal]

Eva says, "I'm very single"

http://www.evalongoriaweb.com/gallery/albums/gallery/miscscans/eva04.jpg

[Gatita]

"Marriage is not conducive to my lifestyle right now." What kind of BS is that?! She is nuts.

[Xolotl]

Thats like ugly people saying looks don't matter, nobody wants to marry her :p

[CosmicCowboy]

damn...there could actually be something to this rumor...Tony has certainly not been playing like Tony the last two games...almost like there is something else on his mind...it could be he is being mortal and reacting like a lovestruck kid who just got dumped for the new flavor of the week... :oops

snap out of it Tony...she may have been great but there are a lot more fish in that sea out there...

[bigzak25]

"Marriage is not conducive to my lifestyle right now." What kind of BS is that?! She is nuts.



what is wrong with that statement gatita?

it makes sense to me.

[Flea]

I don't see anything wrong with that statment either.

[Flea]

damn...there could actually be something to this rumor...Tony has certainly not been playing like Tony the last two games...almost like there is something else on his mind...it could be he is being mortal and reacting like a lovestruck kid who just got dumped for the new flavor of the week... :oops

snap out of it Tony...she may have been great but there are a lot more fish in that sea out there...


As a big Spurs fan she should be ashamed of herself. She should have waited until the end of June. :lol

[Shelly]

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Hall/Oates/S. Allen

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater

[Flea]

:lol

[Gatita]

what is wrong with that statement gatita?

it makes sense to me.

Why did she get married in the first place if wasn't conducive for her lifestyle? It is more that it isn't convienant. She needs to push her "sex kitten" image, it sells her.

[Kori Ellis]

Here's the bigger picture that someone was looking for ...

http://www.mailbling.com/evatrophy.jpg

[Vashner]

I just got one thing to say... "Use protection" .. she's got some miles on her already.

[Slomo]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gif

[Vashner]

His (vader's) knuckes are all red... he been either hitting something or rug burns :)

[GoldToe]

Here's the bigger picture that someone was looking for ...

http://www.mailbling.com/evatrophy.jpg

Man, she has some pretty little feet!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

http://www.mailbling.com/evatrophy.jpg

Thanks Kori!

Is that a ring I spy on her finger?

[Spurgal]

I just got one thing to say... "Use protection" .. she's got some miles on her already.


One thing Is to be married, now divorced and another to be playing cat and mouse with every guy you have an opportunity with. I say, she's on the way to being the next J-Lo...

[Spurgal]

Where was this pic taken at? I only ask because Eva Is barefooted... :lol

http://www.mailbling.com/evatrophy.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Is that a ring I spy on her finger?

Yes.


to be playing cat and mouse with every guy you have an opportunity with. I say, she's on the way to being the next J-Lo...

Like I said before, don't believe everything you read. So much stuff for Hollywood is publicity related. No one should jump to conclusions one way or another.

[Kori Ellis]

Where was this pic taken at? I only ask because Eva Is barefooted

I believe it's a hotel balcony.

[E20]

She doesn't look that hot in that pic.

[Kori Ellis]

She doesn't look that hot in that pic.


Funny. I think it's one of her best pictures ever (face-wise). If you are talking about her body, then yes, she looks better when she's nearly naked.

[bigzak25]

i finally have something to be jealous about....i want to hold the trophy too. lucky broad.

[E20]

I'm talking face wise, she look old and has like a "I'm gonna kill you" look.

Well different folks have diffrenet strokes.

[Kori Ellis]

she look old

Well she is 30, you know? :lol

[E20]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050518/en_celeb_eo/16582

[Spurgal]

I believe it's a hotel balcony.

Thanks, Kori.

[Xolotl]

I believe it's a hotel balcony.

That's the kind of insight you can get here only at SpursTalk.com :tu

[Faccia di Angelo]

omg, Hayden Christensen is gay????


Well they say anybody that loves Star Wars and is older than 6 is gay. Maybe that goes for the actors as well.
:lol thats too funny

[Slomo]

I believe it's a hotel balcony. It's Cannes (France) you can actually recognize the "Croisette" (Canne's famouse promenade) in the background. Judging by the pattern on the railing she's at the Martinez (No Manny, it's a different Martinez :) ).

What I can't figure out is what is the trophy doing in Cannes?














And no I didn't spend too much time looking at that picture. :p

[Kori Ellis]

I thought everyone knew that picture was in Cannes. But thanks for the specifics Slomo. :) Don't spend too much more time looking at it :)

[Spurgal]

Eva Longoria has been very busy lately. (working)
These are some pics of her most recent events. I'm sure this Is why she hasn't been at any of the games lately...

Cannes Film Festival 2005 - Where The Truth Lies premiere 05/13/05
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/778/medium/eva-longoria_net-cannesfestival-2005may13-19.JPG

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/778/medium/eva-longoria_net-cannesfestival-2005may13-17.jpg

Cannes Film Festival 2005 - Star Wars III Revenge of the Sith premiere 05/15/05
http://www.eva-longoria.org/gallery/albums/wpw-20050517/normal_5.jpg

http://www.eva-longoria.org/gallery/albums/wpw-20050517/normal_4.jpg

Star Wars III Revenge of the Sith Evening Party at Cannes Film Festival 05/15/05
http://www.eva-longoria.org/gallery/albums/wpw-20050517/normal_1%7E0.jpg

ABC 2005 Upfront Announcement Red Carpet Event 05/17/05
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/779/medium/eva-longoria_net-abc2005upfrontannoucement-02.jpg

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/779/medium/eva-longoria_net-abc2005upfrontannoucement-04.jpg

[Clandestino]

It's Cannes (France) you can actually recognize the "Croisette" (Canne's famouse promenade) in the background. Judging by the pattern on the railing she's at the Martinez (No Manny, it's a different Martinez :) ).

What I can't figure out is what is the trophy doing in Cannes?

CSI:Slomo

[bigzak25]

thanks spurgal. she's smokin in that blue outfit. :smokin


http://www.eva-longoria.org/gallery/albums/wpw-20050517/normal_5.jpghttp://www.eva-longoria.org/gallery/albums/wpw-20050517/normal_4.jpg

[Jimcs50]

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Hall/Oates/S. Allen

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater


Staying with Hall and Oates:

Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooooh what will be

[Chorus:]
She's gone, she's gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
I better learn how to face it
She's gone, she's gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
I'd pay the devil to replace her
She's gone, she's gone
Oh, why
What went wrong

Get up in the morning, look in the mirror
One less tooth brush hanging in the stand
My face ain't looking any younger
Now what I can see
Love's taken a toll on me( my stats are sucking)

[Chorus]

Think I'll spend eternity in the city
Let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
And pretty bodies help dissolve the memories(Silver Dancers)
There can never be what she once was to me

[Slomo]

CSI:Slomo
If she would let me examine her in person, I'm sure I could come up with even more info :) :p

[Jimcs50]

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/779/medium/eva-longoria_net-abc2005upfrontannoucement-04.jpg


I guess she is doing all these women too.

:rolleyes

[Flea]

I guess she is doing all these women too.





:lol

Yep, I read it in a magazine, she sure does get around.

[Shelly]

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/779/medium/eva-longoria_net-abc2005upfrontannoucement-04.jpg


I guess she is doing all these women too.

:rolleyes


Well she IS a Desperate Housewife!

[bigzak25]

hatcher looks pissed. does it not seem that an inordinate amount of hotties have bigger than average foreheads...

[Neonmoon83]

looks like she still wearing "The ring"...I usually dont read tabloid crap. I actually thought it was a sweet gesture for Eva to wear ton'y jersey while she was in france, not to mention the ring he gave her has been on her finger since that easter weekend she spent with him. I wish them luck, no matter what the papers or peeps say.

Go Spurs Go!!!