ALWAYS bet on BLACK
07-23-2010, 05:25 AM
Yes, it is true. I had a sex dream about mouse. In the dream, he was just finishing a set at the River City Comedy Club downtown. He absolutely nailed it. His performance was impecible. His punch lines were great and his timing was spot on. A night of pure comedic genus.
As he was walking off the stage a portly mexican woman winked at mouse and mouse took notice and immediately made a run to the bar. He bought a few beers and a bottle of water. He went back to the table where the mexican lady was sitting and he sat down and struck up a conversation with her.
Mouse and his new lady friend ended up drinking. A LOT. Got drunk and somehow, I ended up taking mouse and this lady home.
Anyways, next thing I know, mouse is using a cucumber on her and she is loving it. She asks if mouse can take a sharpie marker and color it black , which mouse immediately does.
After a while I join in and I start thrusting the black cucumber into her slut hole as mouse sits in the corner stroking his member.
At some point, I remember asking mouse to start a live update thread about our group sex but mouse couldn;t find a wireless connection that wasnt password protected.
It was an interesting dream to say the least, but is it wrong that I woke up with a raging boner and a half a dixie cup worth of precum on me?
http://www.instructables.com/image/FLQTDBEF17ETVPKTI2/The-first-step-head-out-to-Walmart-and-purchase-so.jpg
http://panlasangpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Cucumber-Salad-Ingredients-1024x768.jpg
As he was walking off the stage a portly mexican woman winked at mouse and mouse took notice and immediately made a run to the bar. He bought a few beers and a bottle of water. He went back to the table where the mexican lady was sitting and he sat down and struck up a conversation with her.
Mouse and his new lady friend ended up drinking. A LOT. Got drunk and somehow, I ended up taking mouse and this lady home.
Anyways, next thing I know, mouse is using a cucumber on her and she is loving it. She asks if mouse can take a sharpie marker and color it black , which mouse immediately does.
After a while I join in and I start thrusting the black cucumber into her slut hole as mouse sits in the corner stroking his member.
At some point, I remember asking mouse to start a live update thread about our group sex but mouse couldn;t find a wireless connection that wasnt password protected.
It was an interesting dream to say the least, but is it wrong that I woke up with a raging boner and a half a dixie cup worth of precum on me?
http://www.instructables.com/image/FLQTDBEF17ETVPKTI2/The-first-step-head-out-to-Walmart-and-purchase-so.jpg
http://panlasangpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Cucumber-Salad-Ingredients-1024x768.jpg