Bruce Bowen...is a Mutant.

[poop]

ive seen bruce probably 50 times at heb.....yet im stilll shocked every single time at what a FREAK this guy is (from a basketball prospective).

More than any other Sport, these NBA players truly are superhuman. Ive seen guys that are taller than bruce, but im telling you, he looks like he was designed in a lab to play basketball. you just dont see people like this, who ARENT basketball players. ive seen other other people i know who are 6-9 thru 7 foot, even Mahinmi who is way taller than bruce..but just dont match his 'freak' factor. he is tall (6-7) but his arms are Incredibly long, his hands Huge, every single time its like............... 'i cannot even imagine playing basketball against this man'.

the only person ive ever seen to top him is David Robinson.

they are different species than the rest of us.









:wakeup

[Isai659]

Bruce is thee man!:toast

[mudyez]

thats not the best pic, but I'm allways soked, when I see him:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/scorecard/12/01/truth.rumors.nba/p1.rumors.maggette.jpg

[Leonard Curse]

thats not the best pic, but I'm allways soked, when I see him:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/scorecard/12/01/truth.rumors.nba/p1.rumors.maggette.jpg


i sure hope youre not soaked wen you see him :lol are you a female <--serious question not trying to be mean

[mudyez]

i sure hope youre not soaked wen you see him :lol are you a female <--serious question not trying to be mean

no...there are just several players, where I cant believe, how their body looks, while still playing a sport, where you have to move so much...David Robinson was also one of these players.

[mudyez]

thats not the best pic, but I'm allways soked, when I see him:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/scorecard/12/01/truth.rumors.nba/p1.rumors.maggette.jpg

and I wanted to write shocked :-)...damn keyboard!

dont even know, if the word "soked" excists (my dict doesnt have it)

[Chieflion]

I am always shocked when I see J.R Smith play. He might as well chop off his head because it doesn't even affect his game. He doesn't think when playing, his eyes don't give a damn where the basket is, obviously doesn't hear what his coach is saying and when is is on, he doesn't need his nose cause he is already unconscious. So, what is his head for?

[ezau]

I am always shocked when I see J.R Smith play. He might as well chop off his head because it doesn't even affect his game. He doesn't think when playing, his eyes don't give a damn where the basket is, obviously doesn't hear what his coach is saying and when is is on, he doesn't need his nose cause he is already unconscious. So, what is his head for?

LOL, so true :lol

[Darkwaters]

I wonder what your impression is when you see Bonner in person...

[spursfaninla]

I bet he makes big sandwiches?

[Chomag]

I agree on the Bowen part. As frustrated he made so many players he was guarding, there is a reason why not many other players tried starting shit with him other then sneaking in a cheap shot.

[poop]

I wonder what your impression is when you see Bonner in person...

bonner just looks like a regular tall white guy. bowen looks like he was designed in a lab to play basketball. there is no way in hell a normal person could even get a shot off against him.

[ohmwrecker]

thats not the best pic, but I'm allways soked, when I see him:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/scorecard/12/01/truth.rumors.nba/p1.rumors.maggette.jpg

Uh, this is not Bruce Bowen . . .

[760Spursfan]

Uh, this is not Bruce Bowen . . .


i was wondering when someone would say something:lol

[m33p0]

and I wanted to write shocked :-)...damn keyboard!

dont even know, if the word "soked" excists (my dict doesnt have it)

the word you're reaching for is "soaked". and while i'm on grammar police duty, it's "exists".
:cop

[DMX7]

This is Sparta!!!!

JvNvgwzqsvI

[angelbelow]

Haha cool story.

[wut]

kinda related: Saw Bruce at the Palladium last night (went to watch SALT); and I know what you're saying he doesn't look that tall...but his arms are freakishly long.

It's too bad he lost his step, because I think defensively he could still hold his own, refs seriously had a thing for him in his last season and it seemed to weigh in on his decision to retire imo.

[Nathan Explosion]

I think the person knew it was Corey Maggette. The man took the title of "Most Cut Man in the League" when Robinson retired. The race wasn't even close. As much as Maggette is a knucklehead on the court, the guy is a physical freak of nature.

[hater]

I'm different. What impresses me more is how a skinny big nosed dude like Manu Ginobili can navigate through bigger, stronger and faster guys, get fouled and make the basket.

[benefactor]

The RJ debacle makes me miss Bruce more than ever.