Cleveland trades Delonte

[Pistons < Spurs]

Marc J. Spears

Cleveland trades Delonte West and Sebastian Telfair to Minnesota for Ramon Sessions, Ryan Hollins and a draft pick, a source told Y! Sports.

[Zelophehad]

Sessions is a player Hollinger has fellated repeatedly, so we'll see how right the stat geek is if Cleveland gives him a chance to run a team.

[Chieflion]

To Cleveland: It is too late, LeBron is not coming back.

[MiamiHeat]

so Dan Gilbert has reached the next stage of griefing. He's done with the anger

"lebron....why did you leave *cry*.... boooohooo.... this is all delonte's fault... *cry cry boohoo*"

[MavDynasty]

:lmao

[Findog]

Delonte West and Michael Beasley on the same team.

[mystargtr34]

I hope thats a second round pick they're giving up. Even then, Cleveland wins this deal IMO.

[Pistons < Spurs]

SpearsNBAYahoo

Wolves could waive Delonte West, only guaranteed $500,000, to further get under the salary cap, and trade Telfair, source tells Y! Sports.

[usdane]

How many PG's do the Wolves need? :lmao

[Chieflion]

Delonte West and Michael Beasley on the same team.

LOL Beasley's dad on twitter. The unintentional comedy by Kahn is just hilarious. He must be the highest paid comedian in the world.

[Findog]

LOL Beasley's dad on twitter. The unintentional comedy by Kahn is just hilarious. He must be the highest paid comedian in the world.

I'm totally convinced his tenure as GM of the Wolves is some sort of performance art project.

[spursncowboys]

Wolves GM is a complete idiot.
+1
Who would take this kid?

[sribb43]

Telfair back to Minny again :lol

[Stump]

Delonte to Miami!

[sribb43]

Sessions is a spare but atleast the Wolves move his contract...Now there is PT for the big signing in Ridinour

[Chieflion]

Kahn: We need cap flexibility.

Dude, your team is a pile of shit. Cap flexibility isn't going to do squat for a team located in Minnesota with 0 star power.

[Spursfan092120]

In unrelated news, Lebron's mom moved to a nice small subdivision in Minneapolis.

[badfish22]

Delonte West and Michael Beasley on the same team.
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[TIMMYD!]

Has anyone seen Khan's Wikipedia page?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kahn_(sports_executive)

[Chieflion]

Has anyone seen Khan's Wikipedia page?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kahn_(sports_executive)

Even his wikipedia information page is hilarious.

KAHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[Stump]

Kahn is best known for his skillful adminstration of the Minnesota Timberwolves. In this position, he set the record for the most point guards drafted by a single team in the first 20 picks (three). He also negotiated the masterful trade of Al Jefferson, two years removed from posting a 20-10 season, for two future 1st Round picks and the great Kosta Koufos. But, perhaps the crowning achievement of Kahn's tenure as President of Timberwolves is, when he, on July 1, 2010, re-signed Darko Milicic to a 4-year, $20 million contract. Kahn then compared Darko Milicic to [Chris Webber] during a thought provoking interview with NBA TV. David Kahn caused controversy on July 23, 2010, when he said his latest aquisiton Michael Beasley "Smoked too much weed" on his former team, the Miami Heat. David Kahn is very good friends with ESPN sport personality, Bill Simmons. Their affection runs so deep that Bill Simmons screams "Kaaahhhhhnnnnn!" whenever he sees David Kahn or a story involving David Kahn, or even sees an action that resembles something that David Kahn would do, like using three draft picks in one draft on point guards.

[TheKingOfMIA6]

Thank god he aint going to Miami.

After all it does seem like those rumors were true

[MavDynasty]

:lmao :lmao if Kahn trades Delonte to Miami

[MavDynasty]

Thank god he aint going to Miami.

After all it does seem like those rumors were true

23LeBronJames23, are you sad that your old team is slowly falling apart or were you never a cavs fan? Just a LeBron fan?

[4>0rings]

Damn, no team wants Delonte for fear of dicking their moms. :lol

[Zelophehad]

Whoever did that trolling on his Wikipedia page did a good job.

Here's the perma link before they revert it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=David_Kahn_%28sports_executive%29&oldid=375611862

[KidCongo]

Scott wants to play something similar to the Paul/Pargo back court in NO. 2 capable ball handlers except Sessions will have more hope of guarding 2 guards than Pargo.

I hate Hollins but Sessions and a pick is decent for a guy on house arrest and a guy who won't play.

[Kevin Durant 35]

Too late

[Danny.Zhu]

:lmao

[Pistons < Spurs]

SpearsNBAYahoo

Wolves will waive Delonte West, source tells Y! Sports.

[SenorSpur]

Did the Cavs throw in LeBron's mom as trade sweetener?

[Koolaid_Man]

If I was Cleveland Brass I would retire Delonte's number as a nice gesture to Lebron...

[TheHeatIsOn]

This nigga delonte need to get his ass to LA and fuck vennesa bryant.

[Koolaid_Man]

This nigga delonte need to get his ass to LA and fuck vennesa bryant.


fact is he nutted all up in Bron's mama....all ova her chest and tongue....he prolly spared her becuz of her childrun.....:toast

[TheHeatIsOn]

fact is he nutted all up in Bron's mama....all ova her chest and tongue....he prolly spared her becuz of her childrun.....:toast

and...

[21_Dickings]

fact is he nutted all up in Bron's mama....all ova her chest and tongue....he prolly spared her becuz of her childrun.....:toast

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx261/OGBobbyJohsonOWNsKoolaidman/koolaid3-1.jpg

[TheHeatIsOn]

fact is he nutted all up in Bron's mama....all ova her chest and tongue....he prolly spared her becuz of her childrun.....:toast

ask me if I give a fuck nigga

[Koolaid_Man]

ask me if I give a fuck nigga


So do u give a fuck u black twizler?

[TheHeatIsOn]

So do u give a fuck u black twizler?

Wowz you niggas make me laugh when I say ask me if I give a fuck nigga it means I dont nigga an you aint suppose to ask me dis shit. Dam yall niggas is stupid

[Koolaid_Man]

Wowz you niggas make me laugh when I say ask me if I give a fuck nigga it means I dont nigga an you aint suppose to ask me dis shit. Dam yall niggas is stupid


:lol ....I can see that insulting your intelligence will be par for the course...:lol

[21_Dickings]

:lol ....I can see that insulting your intelligence will be par for the course...:lol

I've shot many a great round doing just that to you.

[Koolaid_Man]

I've shot many a great round doing just that to you.


:lmao in your own warped mind....you're a homo so u don't count....people here just make u think u do....you ought to read some of the private IM's going around about u...it would make u cry...:lol now run along lil bitch....

[Leetonidas]

Didn't Telfair get traded to Minny in the Garnett trade? :lmao

LMAO David Kahn.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Unfortunately, the wiki has been cleaned up and that paragraph removed. Also recently removed, a description of his as a "fart boy"... :lmao

[eisfeld]

Shuold be an upgrade over West, still it's not known how Sessions can run a team as a starter.

[Crytek]

Flynn, Ridnour, Telfair. In the Triangle.

"Well, if there's a bright GM in the NBA, you're on the team that it's farthest from."

[Kobe Molested Me]

Press release from Kahn:


"Delonte was a very young and immature kid who banged LeBron's mom a lot."


"He has developed a really good support system around him this past season in Cleveland. He's hired people to help him grow up."

[Andrew Bynum]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goran Dragic]

Press release from Kahn:

:lol


Because we've gone through a major culture change by updated our weight room and dining hall, Delonte will no longer be fucking his teammates' relatives

[CavsSuperFan]

Backcourt dilemma

This is how I would line them up, as roster is currently constructed:
PG - Ramon SessionsSG - Mo Williams ...

Bench:
PG - Daniel GibsonSG - Anthony Parker
Offensively, Sessions will be the PG; the main primary ballhandler to break down defenses and make plays.
Mo Williams is the better shooter, so he'll be playing off the ball opposite Sessions...

Defensively, I would have Mo Williams and Ramon switch; Mo will defend the PGs while Ramon, who is a little taller and longer can defend the SG. In games where the opposition has a dominating, quick PG like Rondo or Rose, then I would try sticking Ramon on them with Mo on the SG.
Second unit, as currently constructed, would have Boobie running the point and AP as the SG...

However, in my opinion, Boobie plays much better off the ball (essentially the way Mo Williams plays)... so I'd prefer to have brought in another PG to be the backup PG with Boobie playing the SG, thus discarding AP or having him as relief at SF or third-string SG...

Maybe once West or Telfair get waived, WE might consider bringing one of them back in to be the backup PG. Or we'll just stick with Boobie/AP and work with it...:tu