Before I apply for a new job today I wanted to give someone here a rare opportunity..

[mouse]

My present job is going through a slow stage my boss mentioned I may want to seek other employment.

So before I go to some security guard company and agree to work for minimum wage,
I thought I would see if anyone here had a job where they don't mind me participating in. I am still going to make minimum wage no matter where I go so i may as well work for a cool ST posters, bad idea?

Jobs I avoid at the moment:

Digging holes

fixing roofs

sales


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Jobs I seek:

Data recovery

virus removals

security night watchman etc...


The downside of hiring me....

I am on the bus

I have long hair

I smoke weed now and then

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The upside of hiring me.

I can live at the job

I don't steal

I am fun to be around and kids love me, plus you can tell your friends a local semi celebrity works for you.


If you or someone you know may be interested in my services don't hesitate to reply as I will going to two different places today to seek employment.

This is a rare opportunity that comes once, maybe twice a year.

Thank you

[JoeChalupa]

The kind of opportunity you are seeking is rare. No? Good luck to ya mouse. Just an FYI, I know a friend who is making $11 an hour working the drive thru at whataburger. And a resume with work experience would be a plus. Get all the job responsibilities for your current job and make a resume. Good luck!

[Sportcamper]

Just curious…That Toyota plant hiring?

[CosmicCowboy]

Just curious…That Toyota plant hiring?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:k27H0Pgv6TFEoM:http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/f8edstar/Fun%20Stuff/crash_test_dummy.jpg

Hey! That jobs already taken!

[nkdlunch]

I am still going to make minimum wage no matter where I go

r u a felon?

or is San Antonio in that bad a shape?

[Brandon Fraser]

why not join me in cleaning up the gulf coast?

[ashbeeigh]

Don't hate if you're younger than this. I can't remember everyone's birthday here. Look into this:

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/npo/1857302253.html

[mouse]

Thanks for the link.

I just have to wait 6 years. anyone else going the LOL Saturday night?

Don't come by to bug me unless you have some crown or whiskey for me to drink! :toast

http://www.lolsanantonio.com/Calendar



Event Details
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NBC's Stand-Up for Diversity Auditions
Sunday Aug 1, 2010 10:00 AM

- 18+ Show -

Only the first 100 comics who arrive will be seen. Comics will have one minute at the initial audition. A handful will be invited back later that day to perform a longer set and the top comics will be selected to perform in the showcase the next evening.
This is not a show that will air on NBC, but rather an opportunity to be showcased for agents, casting directors, and television executives in consideration for future casting and development opportunities.



Schedule
NBC's Stand-Up For Diversity 10:00 AM


NBC's Stand-Up For Diversity | 10:00 AM
NBC is proud to present another groundbreaking year of Stand-Up for Diversity!
A nationwide search for stand-up comedians of diverse backgrounds*. Through this initiative comedians have been launched to new career milestones. Each year NBC selects 3-5 cities across the country and holds both auditions and live showcases of the top diverse talent from that area. At the end of the search a handful of comedians are brought back to Los Angeles to showcase for key industry players at NBC Universal and industry-wide.

Many of the comics from last year's Best of Stand-Up for Diversity showcase signed with top Hollywood managers and agents and met with the entertainment industry's leading casting directors and executives. Top Stand-Up for Diversity finalists had the opportunity to perform at the NACA (National Association of Campus Activities) National Convention where one booked nearly 50 college appearances for the coming year. Due to the success and broad appeal of this initiative, NBC Universal launched a Stand-Up for Diversity Nationwide College Tour in 2008.

This year's search will take us to 3 major U.S. cities. Top comics have a chance to be brought to Los Angeles to showcase in the Best of Stand-Up for Diversity show hosted by Ken Jeong, sign a holding deal with NBC, an invitation to join the company Stand-Up for Diversity College Tour and much more!! more >>>

[Rack The Trolls!]

Empty your dam PM box!

:bang

[4>0rings]

Toyota is hiring mouse and the new Catepillar plant will be hiring in Seguin soon. Friend at Toyo has been there since the begining and is making 20 an hour. Plus if you retire there you keep your benefits till death.

[Last Comic Standing]

Wow Toyota is moving so fast it's like their Accelerator is stuck!

[thedong]

I need a personal hand job professional.


Must have soft skin and a gentle touch.

Must know the hand job grip and stroke system.

Must know the 3 different level jerk/stroke.

And Must have a good saliva, cause I cant afford lube, and I hate lotions.

[Last Comic Standing]

I need a personal hand job professional.


Must have soft skin and a gentle touch.

Must know the hand job grip and stroke system.

Must know the 3 different level jerk/stroke.

And Must have a good saliva, cause I cant afford lube, and I hate lotions.


Translation: If I want something done right I need to do it myself!

[phyzik]

Why dont you take a job that deals with fossilization? I mean, you got the boot theory down, dont you?

[TDMVPDPOY]

why dont u apply to be a lecture at university on the theory of evolution etc... :D

[bus driver]

i always read about how good you are with computers, etc
have you thought about starting a porn site? i guess it wouldnt be work....

[Drachen]

Wow Toyota is moving so fast it's like their Accelerator is stuck!

AHHHHH I see what you did there. HI-YOOOOO!