they f*cked with the wrong mexican

[nkdlunch]

:lmao



holy shit this movie is gonna be tight!

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Danny Trejo
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Robert De Niro
Lindsay Lohan
Cheech Marin
Steven Seagal
Don Johnson

and these 2 sister chicks undressed as nurses :wow

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/avellan_twins_maxim.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://illminded.project-panda.net/news//wp-content/uploads/2010/05/machete_poster_01.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm always leery of decked with superstar's anything. Movies, groups, etc. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

[koriwhat]

i'm no robert rodriguez fan except his one room in four rooms but this is something i will see just because of the cast.

btw, met trejo at the flying saucer a couple yrs ago. he was just standing around drinking a beer. cool dude.

[Trainwreck2100]

wow if only there was already a thread on this you lazy ass op

[JoeChalupa]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/Michelle_R.gif

[DarkReign]

Seen the trailer before Predators.

Looked good, in the over-the-top, know-what-youre-getting-into kind of way.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Umm...awesome trailer. :lol














DeNiro must really need the work.

[jag]

Lindsey Lohan AND Steven Seagal... Count me in!

[CubanSucks]

http://breakfastwithspanky.site50.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cheese.jpg E

[redzero]

Grindhouse should have been a hit.

[hater]

http://www.cinemaspy.com/img/user/alba%20rodriguez%20machete_33005.jpg
http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/machete_photo_01-535x451.jpg

[AnthonyM]

tbh they ruined it once lindsay lohan made an appearance...

Seems like a kind of movie the Tarantino fanboys would love...but i don't think it is going to be good

[hater]

http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Picture-110.jpg
http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/peliculas/machete-pic-2.jpg
http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/peliculas/machete-pic-3.jpg
http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/peliculas/machete-pic-8.jpg

[Slomo]

Lindsey Lohan AND Steven Seagal... Count me in!

:lol

+1

[nkdlunch]

DeNiro must really need the work.

yeah, that must be it :rolleyes :rolleyes

[nkdlunch]

Lindsey Lohan AND Steven Seagal... Count me in!

they did that on purpose. How can they get it more over the top? bring in Lohan, Don Johnson and Stevden Segal.

for you geniuses who don't get it yet, the trailer is supposed to look like that. It is supposed to make you go 'what the fuck is this?'. I just hope the movie is more like Desperado the first one than its sequel.

If it's as good as Desperado/From Dusk Till Dawn, job well done Roberto.

[4>0rings]

Fucking awesome, seeing it on day 1.

[RandomGuy]

Lindsey Lohan AND Steven Seagal... Count me in!

As long as I get to watch Steven Seagal die violently... I'm in.

There can be no other punishment for some of his movies. :ihit

[CubanSucks]

they did that on purpose. How can they get it more over the top? bring in Lohan, Don Johnson and Stevden Segal.

for you geniuses who don't get it yet, the trailer is supposed to look like that. It is supposed to make you go 'what the fuck is this?'. I just hope the movie is more like Desperado the first one than its sequel.

If it's as good as Desperado/From Dusk Till Dawn, job well done Roberto.

Yeah, we get it Robert Rodriguez. You're real corky and clever. What the fuck is Robert De Niro doing in a movie with a bunch of has beens and no names? Danny Trejo? The biggest thing this guys done is a voice on King of the Hill for a few episodes. Jessica 'I swear I'm not white' Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal. If you saw this cast without knowing exactly what the movie was about, you would laugh. Especially since they're all supposed to be Mexican, I'm guessing

[in2deep]

http://www.jessicafans.org/pics/Jessica-Alba-In-Red-Hot-Legs.jpg

[The Reckoning]

Especially since they're all supposed to be Mexican, I'm guessing

really? uh no.

looking at the trailer, its filmed mostly in austin. why would all of them supposed to be mexican?

[Greg Oden]

beaners always ruin everything. this looks no different.

[Zelophehad]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/Michelle_R.gif

I'll see anything with her in it honestly. Definitely my favorite action movie actress. Girlfight was kick ass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"I absolve you of all your sins, now get the fuck out!"

[cheguevara]

"we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us"

[ScoobyDoo]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/Michelle_R.gif


rice rye ratch.

[Ignignokt]

"we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us"

crofl

"the spanish didn't fuck us, we fucked ourselves"

[PakiDan]

beaners always ruin everything. this looks no different.

How do you starve a black man?







Hide his food stamps under his work boots! :lol

[cheguevara]

A Paki went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how
he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Paki replied that he
wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he
was going to keep it and the Paki said, "In my apartment with myself and my
wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families." The butcher
asked, "What about the smell!!" The Paki answered, "The cow will get used to
it!!"

[SourCandy]

A Paki went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how
he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Paki replied that he
wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he
was going to keep it and the Paki said, "In my apartment with myself and my
wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families." The butcher
asked, "What about the smell!!" The Paki answered, "The cow will get used to
it!!"

:lol wow

cool movie,

[Frenzy]

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/avellan_twins_maxim.jpg

I'm in.

[PakiDan]

A Paki went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how
he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Paki replied that he
wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he
was going to keep it and the Paki said, "In my apartment with myself and my
wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families." The butcher
asked, "What about the smell!!" The Paki answered, "The cow will get used to
it!!"

:lol

What do you call a black guy in a tree with a bunch of monkeys?




Branch Manager

[cheguevara]

How do you fit 25 pakis in a tire?


you tell them its a flat

[Blue Jew]

:lmao

[hater]

:lmao

[DMX7]

Michelle Rodriguez looks good in that. Yum! And Lindsay looks like her typical whore self, which I don't have a problem with at all either.

[cheguevara]

baddass fucking movie!!

the browns brought the pain and the titties :tu :tu