View Full Version : sons, chances of me banging(or atleast cyber) this poster called mavschicka
thedong
07-28-2010, 02:58 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9y2Pq_TcD4iC0M:http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6717/1257916748592.jpg&t=1 (http://mavschicka.dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/)
sons, text book luva trollin 101: yall been trolled.
1.) Pretend to be black............check
2.) Let some curious bitch boy intrigued enough to check your indetity....check
3.) Talk about bitches and hoes........check
4.) Have 40 grown men go after you........as gay as that sounds.....check
5.) Watch and enjoy.
Sorry, Ive been observing the Luva trollin technique for months, and since I am new to spurstalk and all, I had to make an impact.
Combining bits and pieces to some of the greatest troll threads of all time.
Mission accomplished. :toast
In a span of 2 days, I came, I sought, I trolled spurstalk.
U MAD?
:toast
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:02 AM
you're a filipino figger
chances are slim to none imho
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:02 AM
and your name is Jasper Mallari :lmao :lmao
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:03 AM
you're a filipino figger
chances are slim to none imho
LOL, still bitter???
You probably look like MarionMFFL in real life. :lol
Sucks to be you. :toast
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:05 AM
and your name is Jasper Mallari :lmao :lmao
You're point is?????
That is the most immature joke ever.
I know I look good
Chicks dig me
Seen my last bitch esther???
Now I have a new one named codie.
I understand why you're so jealous and so bitter towards me.
It's cool, jealousy is a female trait. homo :toast
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:06 AM
lol asian pretending to be black
midnightpulp
07-28-2010, 03:08 AM
Dong, give us some pics of Esther.
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:10 AM
lol asian pretending to be black
your point is?????? its all for shit and giggles, never took any of this shit seriously.
but you're acting as if im that asian cashier at the liquor store who wouldnt sell you booze because you and your pale ass ed hardy wearing friends looks like you just discovered puberty.
no need to serve me with internet social justice playa.:toast
Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 03:11 AM
Is Esther the girl you weren't even friends with on facebook?
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:13 AM
Dong, give us some pics of Esther.
Look, Im all for posting some new stuff on esther, she doesn't mind, and I don't mind, especially if we can all laugh in the end, but with bitches like MavsDynasty always hijacking my thread, acting like a jealous ex girlfriend who is mad because I dump her for her hotter sister, hell no.
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:14 AM
Is Esther the girl you weren't even friends with on facebook?
Dude, BallDontLie can back me up on this, I am friends with my ex on facebook, even have a picture together. No need to get all bitch like about it. Its either you believe it or you don't. Enough said.
Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 03:15 AM
Easy Jasper. No need to kill the messenger imo.
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:17 AM
Easy Jasper. No need to kill the messenger imo.
Greg, I love you. Hope you come back healthy this season, and I admire your huge ass penis. sorry if I am bit irritated at the moment. :toast
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:18 AM
:lmao Jasper and his fake bitches
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:19 AM
sons, what a playa, what a playa
oh crap
07-28-2010, 03:23 AM
lol restroom pic. if you can''t fuck that then you're just not doing it right, homie.
balldontlie
07-28-2010, 03:25 AM
:lmao Jasper and his fake bitches
nah, surprisingly they're actually real.
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:26 AM
:lol
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:34 AM
:lmao Jasper and his fake bitches
Hahahahah this:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2r1zoqs.jpg
You little fag ass bitch, stop being jealous, there are more than enough fish in the sea for everyone to go around, but bitches like you urges people like me to take more of my fair share. :toast
P.S.
LOL MavsDynasty the lone boy bitch boy mavs fan. Even a old lady by the name of flamethrower is laughing on how butthurt you are.
balldontlie
07-28-2010, 03:39 AM
Hahahahah this:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2r1zoqs.jpg
You little fag ass bitch, stop being jealous, there are more than enough fish in the sea for everyone to go around, but bitches like you urges people like me to take more of my fair share. :toast
P.S.
LOL MavsDynasty the lone boy bitch boy mavs fan. Even a old lady by the name of flamethrower is laughing on how butthurt you are.
:rollin
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:43 AM
Take your time bitch, think of a clever insult, heck I'll help you fagboy.
Start off with a LOL then put Jasper.
Repeat that shit until it makes you feel better. Heck, I want you to feel better, I don't want people like you growing old in a message board and suddenly giving yourself a title like the ''FOF'' and attacking the younger posters because they are too vile.
Comprende???
You're more predictable than the next episode of ''My Name is Earl''.
Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 05:02 AM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
Muser
07-28-2010, 06:21 AM
lol fake girlfriend.
fo'shizzle
07-28-2010, 06:27 AM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
:lmao
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
fucking little island people
DarkReign
07-28-2010, 09:00 AM
If a troll, I fell for it.
If not, when will you young fuckers ever learn. Never talk about yourself in real life, especially no photos, even worse Facebook links.
God damn, this country is doomed with all the stupid running around.
Cry Havoc
07-28-2010, 10:14 AM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
:lmao
Where were you when the "hottest clubber" thread was around?
:lmao
JamStone
07-28-2010, 10:20 AM
I remember when I was a gangsta wannabe, black acting, Filipino douchebag, but I would like to think I grew out of it. I've changed my ways since then. It's been an introspective 2 weeks since the change.
Deuces, my niggas.
DarkReign
07-28-2010, 01:39 PM
:lmao
Where were you when the "hottest clubber" thread was around?
:lmao
Good call
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138941&page=20
TinTin
07-28-2010, 01:43 PM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
:lmao Is that him. He looks more like michael jackson's girlfriend
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:16 PM
:lmao i was about to put up that pic last night dirk4, i just didn't know for sure it was him
there was also this one which seems like a figger
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs621.ash1/27338_100001136293304_5138_n.jpg
Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 02:19 PM
So he's either a tranny who wears handkerchiefs as a fashion statement or an 8 year old kid.
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:22 PM
someone tell me how we know that's thedong?
facebook
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:22 PM
tbh theres a "legit" photo of him on db.com im trying to find it
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:24 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34463_105875549463901_100001243698863_43476_626742 3_n.jpg
got it. idk why it says buzznet though. maybe bullshit
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:25 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34463_105875549463901_100001243698863_43476_626742 3_n.jpg
got it. idk why it says buzznet though. maybe bullshit
what a face :danceclub:danceclub:danceclub
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:30 PM
:lmao thedong told me he was a 6'3, 285 pound black/phillipino guy who worked at a liquor store in oak cliff one summer :lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Indazone
07-28-2010, 02:36 PM
Coming in here and signing on with all your different troll names voting for yourself doesn't count.
OC Lakerfan
07-28-2010, 02:41 PM
epic thread
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:22 PM
I really don't care, I like to make fun of myself, but I am betting you my right and left nut that MavsDynasty is so butt ugly that I he doesnt have the self confidence to post a picture of himself.
Yep, enough said.
Mavs Dynasty aka the no life bitch boy, so he creeps on my facebook, be jealous.
And post smiley faces and lol right under my name, like that's supposed to make him look better. LOL
Just my .02 cents, Mavs Dynasty need to stop his playa hating and start working on himself.
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:27 PM
I really don't care, I like to make fun of myself, but I am betting you my right and left nut that MavsDynasty is so butt ugly that I he doesnt have the self confidence to post a picture of himself.
Yep, enough said.
Mavs Dynasty aka the no life bitch boy, so he creeps on my facebook, be jealous.
And post smiley faces and lol right under my name, like that's supposed to make him look better. LOL
Just my .02 cents, Mavs Dynasty need to stop his playa hating and start working on himself.
sons, my pic has been posted here before
now which one were you? The headband tranny or the 8 year old kid?
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:27 PM
:lmao thedong told me he was a 6'3, 285 pound black/phillipino guy who worked at a liquor store in oak cliff one summer :lmao
I was fucking with you obviously, like if I was an actual 6'3 285 pound filpino/black dude supposed to make you feel better?
The fact that you're dissapointed that I don't work in a liquor store suppose to flatter you?
If you must know, I am a 5'11, 155 pound filipino dude, current UCLA student, NYU transfer who works in the marketing department for one of the most prestigious clothing company in the world.
And nigg@ please, I have more street cred than you, your hate towards me is predicatble, you seem like the type of dude who shops for Extra Extra Large ''South Pole'' tee's at Ross.
:toast
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:27 PM
renaldo play me in madden 10
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:29 PM
sons, my pic has been posted here before
now which one were you? The headband tranny or the 8 year old kid?
sons, I don't have the time nor I am intrigued enough to creep on your lame ass picture, but the fact that you feel the need to creep on facebook just so you can find pictures of me is text book loser bitch boy 101.
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:31 PM
sons, I don't have the time nor I am intrigued enough to creep on your lame ass picture, but the fact that you feel the need to creep on facebook just so you can find pictures of me is text book loser bitch boy 101.
tbh i typed in 2 words in the search bar and got the picture on the first page? creeping? :lmao
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:34 PM
tbh i typed in 2 words in the search bar and got the picture on the first page? creeping? :lmao
Exactly, you typed 2 words, as flame would say -- your action speak louder than word. bitch boy (:
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:36 PM
Exactly, you typed 2 words, as flame would say -- your action speak louder than word. bitch boy (:
:danceclub
resistanze
07-28-2010, 03:39 PM
So he's either a tranny who wears handkerchiefs as a fashion statement or an 8 year old kid.
:lol
Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 03:44 PM
thedong is my bro, but is he the red haired handkerchief guy or the live action DBZ fella standing next to Marilyn Manson?
thedong
07-28-2010, 03:54 PM
Greg, WTF homie???? After I complimented your penis, and you do this behind my back?
With a penis as huge as yours, I don't think trying to compare me to that emo kid is very nice. tbh
thedong
07-28-2010, 04:00 PM
PWNAGE ENCORE:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2yosugh.jpg
I am dating a model, enough said. :toast
Everytime I make a claim, all I do post proof, while all bitch boy and the loser pack can do is post assumptions of me, and put ''lol'' in every single damn thing, like that is supposed to make their life better.
thedong
07-28-2010, 04:05 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs138.snc4/37247_1514071651185_1216249408_31441390_8263586_n. jpg
That's her by the way. :hat
I'm not saying Im a player like bitch boy over there is claiming him self to be while saying ''lol jasper''. But I'm just like most of you guys, I work, I go to school, sometimes a girl that I like have enough interest in me to date me, sometimes they don't, but I don't go around insulting anyone, but with MavsDynasty I had to make an exception, he can have all the so called ''Spurstalk forum cred'' but I'll take my fair share of bitches in real life.
What can I say? I just to prefer to roll that way. :toast
thedong
07-28-2010, 04:14 PM
cool story scrah.
Girl doesnt like a model though.
She is not a supermodel by any means, but she is 5'10 and a size 0, good enough for print, and some commercial.
And I never meant to sound like an asshole, but when push comes to shove, and these little bitch boy crew starts accusing me of being this, and being that. ''LOL this'' ''Lol that''. I just hope that the rest of you understands that I had to defend myself. :toast
fo'shizzle
07-28-2010, 04:16 PM
nice `shop bro. :toast
thedong
07-28-2010, 04:18 PM
Are those pictures of you though, the bandana asian boy.
hell no, I had to set my facebook on private after findog knew my full name.
doesn't take a genius to know that.
Kori Ellis
07-28-2010, 04:29 PM
This forum isn't your own personal blog. Take some of this nonsense non-basketball talk to the Troll forum.
thedong
07-28-2010, 04:34 PM
This forum isn't your own personal blog. Take some of this nonsense non-basketball talk to the Troll forum.
I must admit, you have a point. So I apologize, wont happen again(or atleast anytime soon). :hat
Nash2TimeMVp
07-28-2010, 06:46 PM
the dong reminds me of a bad turd i once had.
Venti Quattro
07-28-2010, 07:06 PM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
LMAO jejemon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jejemon)
D2Procon
07-28-2010, 07:10 PM
I must admit, you have a point. So I apologize, wont happen again(or atleast anytime soon). :hat
Lol you got regulated.
kamikazi_player
07-28-2010, 07:13 PM
hell no, I had to set my facebook on private after findog knew my full name.
doesn't take a genius to know that.
Tacker should take lessons from this guy.
kamikazi_player
07-28-2010, 07:16 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs324.snc4/41435_100000679665307_9553_n.jpg
JJ Hickson
07-28-2010, 07:19 PM
:lol @ "cyber" being an option.
D2Procon
07-28-2010, 07:24 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs324.snc4/41435_100000679665307_9553_n.jpg
CROFL Thats not me. Obviously AssRash was watching the thread when you exposed him and so he set it on private. Lol Butt Hurt Spurs Fan
kamikazi_player
07-28-2010, 07:26 PM
lol facebook profile turns to private after mavdynasty found you.
lol denial
LOL plagiarism
JJ Hickson
07-28-2010, 07:27 PM
CROFL Thats not me. Obviously AssRash was watching the thread when you exposed him and so he set it on private. Lol Butt Hurt Spurs Fan
I can't hear you over the sound of how fat you are.
D2Procon
07-28-2010, 08:06 PM
lol facebook profile turns to private after mavdynasty found you.
lol denial
LOL plagiarism
Lol dumbass obviously assrash saw the thread and turned it private after he saw him. lol butthurt spurs fan
D2Procon
07-28-2010, 08:10 PM
I can't hear you over the sound of how fat you are.
Super Cool Story Bros Incorporated.
TinTin
07-28-2010, 08:15 PM
If you must know, I am a 5'11, 155 pound filipino dude, current UCLA student, NYU transfer who works in the marketing department for one of the most prestigious clothing company in the world.
Wtf? My dogs weigh more than you. And most people wouldn't call a sweatshop a prestigious clothing company
BullsDynasty
07-28-2010, 08:19 PM
This thread :lmao
D2Procon
07-28-2010, 08:28 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs138.snc4/37247_1514071651185_1216249408_31441390_8263586_n. jpg
That's her by the way. :hat
I'm not saying Im a player like bitch boy over there is claiming him self to be while saying ''lol jasper''. But I'm just like most of you guys, I work, I go to school, sometimes a girl that I like have enough interest in me to date me, sometimes they don't, but I don't go around insulting anyone, but with MavsDynasty I had to make an exception, he can have all the so called ''Spurstalk forum cred'' but I'll take my fair share of bitches in real life.
What can I say? I just to prefer to roll that way. :toast
LOLOLOL You're a lying motherfucker. Thats not her. Her name is Michelle Vito and this her pic http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs175.ash2/41701_1396732183_1359_n.jpg
Cry Havoc
07-28-2010, 09:01 PM
sons, I don't have the time nor I am intrigued enough to creep on your lame ass picture, but the fact that you feel the need to creep on facebook just so you can find pictures of me is text book loser bitch boy 101.
No, it's hilarious. :lmao
:lmao thedong told me he was a 6'3, 285 pound black/phillipino guy who worked at a liquor store in oak cliff one summer :lmao
so he's a Filpino Brock Lesnar then :lmao:lmao
Here's Jasper and his real chick
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/64/24/79674246/1_396046320l.jpg
:lmao:lmao
TinTin
07-28-2010, 09:30 PM
It is pretty obvious he runs his area
Venti Quattro
07-28-2010, 09:52 PM
She's cute. What is there to be ashamed for, Jasper?
Bito Corleone
07-28-2010, 10:00 PM
Cyber...lol. That fact that you are looking forward to that being a possibility tells me you're probably still a virgin, and will remain one for a very very long time.
rayray2k8
07-28-2010, 10:29 PM
Wow. First it was that idiot spurstilltheend and now this guy..
Pretty embarrassing stuff.
Can't blame anyone but himself. He left the door open and all the trolls came in..
What was he thinking?
MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 10:51 PM
lol everyone collectively shitting on Jasper the figger
Please don't move this to the trolls section. I'd like to know how this will end up.
Mr.Stern
07-28-2010, 11:02 PM
http://mavschicka.dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/
http://images.yuku.com/image/jpg/73b366d56f136182ea6a5231a609bc2f31f0d600_r.jpg
pretty cute for a mavs fan.
discuss sons
I'm gonna fuck up your relationship with your real girl by pming Michelle and letting her know you're seeing other girls via facebook PM. I'm gonna link this thread to her.
H Town
07-28-2010, 11:04 PM
Jasper, why are you venting online again? Has your boyfriend been treating you badly? You can cry on my shoulder and call me papi...
thedong
07-28-2010, 11:17 PM
I pwned your ass one on one last night bitch boy, and some of your aliases don't count.
Anyways, you posted a picture of me. Great, but then you, some your aliases, and your bitch boy crew turned around and kept wanting me to be someone else. Why is that?
My original picture in which you creep on wasn't what many of you fagboys are expecting?
And let's not kid ourselves, you fag boy does not have a life or whatsoever , you've been in this forum all day not getting pussy, while bitching about the fact that I actually get pussy
And to all the filipinos that posted in this thread, or even viewed this thread, you should be ashamed of yourself, tolerating this faggit and repeatedly let him get away with anti-Filipino slurs, but then again it's a classic filipino trait to hate on your own kind, especially the successful ones.
All in all, numbers always win, MavsDynasty has been here longest, so it's expected that more people relates to him, haters do love to hate on other people together. The Best I could do was to provide as much proof on my side, while steering clear of the child like antics that MavsDynasty A.k.A Fat boy himself is so proud of.
Anyways, one last pwnage for bitch boy aka the wannabe cool fat kid in school.
http://i29.tinypic.com/ih7i4l.jpg
And yeah she is one of the hottest girl you'll ever see. Bring on the haters, I'll be tappin this while your typing gibberish.http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs106.snc4/35679_1416103357011_1065390095_31202094_6330525_n. jpg
Enough Said. :toast
Nash2TimeMVp
07-28-2010, 11:26 PM
hey man shut the fuck up your hella stupid
Mr.Stern
07-28-2010, 11:51 PM
I pwned your ass one on one last night bitch boy, and some of your aliases don't count.
Anyways, you posted a picture of me. Great, but then you, some your aliases, and your bitch boy crew turned around and kept wanting me to be someone else. Why is that?
My original picture in which you creep on wasn't what many of you fagboys are expecting?
And let's not kid ourselves, you fag boy does not have a life or whatsoever , you've been in this forum all day not getting pussy, while bitching about the fact that I actually get pussy
And to all the filipinos that posted in this thread, or even viewed this thread, you should be ashamed of yourself, tolerating this faggit and repeatedly let him get away with anti-Filipino slurs, but then again it's a classic filipino trait to hate on your own kind, especially the successful ones.
All in all, numbers always win, MavsDynasty has been here longest, so it's expected that more people relates to him, haters do love to hate on other people together. The Best I could do was to provide as much proof on my side, while steering clear of the child like antics that MavsDynasty A.k.A Fat boy himself is so proud of.
Anyways, one last pwnage for bitch boy aka the wannabe cool fat kid in school.
http://i29.tinypic.com/ih7i4l.jpg
And yeah she is one of the hottest girl you'll ever see. Bring on the haters, I'll be tappin this while your typing gibberish.http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs106.snc4/35679_1416103357011_1065390095_31202094_6330525_n. jpg
Enough Said. :toast
LOL dumbass I just checked your facebook profile http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000471716288&v=wall&ref=ts
And none of that shit appears on your wall. I did a search on your Flist and theres no one by the name of CODIE
Mr.Stern
07-28-2010, 11:55 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs609.snc3/32075_125083790850677_100000471716288_262826_15980 84_n.jpg
Mr.Stern
07-28-2010, 11:56 PM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs420.snc3/25302_106306352728421_100000471716288_161282_82245 59_n.jpg
kamikazi_player
07-28-2010, 11:57 PM
lol wardrobe fitting
Mr.Stern
07-29-2010, 12:00 AM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs169.snc3/19669_104071756285214_100000471716288_107111_82018 54_n.jpg
Mr.Stern
07-29-2010, 12:01 AM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs169.snc3/19669_104071832951873_100000471716288_107116_65247 00_n.jpg
Mr.Stern
07-29-2010, 12:01 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs169.snc3/19669_104071842951872_100000471716288_107118_41208 44_n.jpg
TheLakaluvaLibrary
07-29-2010, 12:01 AM
I'm liking this new poster's material. A dynamic blend of butthurt, fucktardedness, and dumbassness.
If he keeps it up, a wing will indeed be opening in his honor.
Regards,
The Lakaluva Library
TheLakaluvaLibrary
07-29-2010, 12:01 AM
I'm liking this new poster's material. A dynamic blend of butthurt, fucktardedness, and dumbassness.
If he keeps it up, a wing will indeed be opening in his honor.
Regards,
The Lakaluva Library
Bito Corleone
07-29-2010, 12:02 AM
Don't forget to bring "your talent" to the show after you finish with your wardrobe fitting. :toast
LakaLuvaMentalAsylum
07-29-2010, 12:02 AM
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ElNono
07-29-2010, 12:03 AM
Bitches and Blunts! Yeah!
TheLakaluvaLibrary
07-29-2010, 12:06 AM
Greetings thedong,
My staff and I at the prestigious LakaLuvaMentalAsylum would like to cordially invite you to visit our facility in the upcoming weeks. We believe you would benefit from our facility and the teachings of Koriwhat. Under him you can finish your metamorphosis from partial queer into a full blown deranged homosexual.
Please voice your concerns and thoughts over this portal.
Best Regards,
LakaLuvaMentalAsylum.
And please inform me if should commit himself and complete such a transformation. If he does, he will be definitely be getting a wing in our institution.
Regards,
The Lakaluva Library
lmfao, thedong looks like a small little kid.
H Town
07-29-2010, 12:16 AM
Why is "thedong" still viewing this thread after a couple of hours? Are you looking for attention?
Bito Corleone
07-29-2010, 12:19 AM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs169.snc3/19669_104071832951873_100000471716288_107116_65247 00_n.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao
TinTin
07-29-2010, 12:21 AM
thedong could be woody allen's wife tbh
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 12:23 AM
is that actually him? :lmao
BullsDynasty
07-29-2010, 12:55 AM
is that actually him? :lmao
Looks like it.... his profile wall is public http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000471716288&v=wall&ref=ts
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 12:59 AM
laugh my fucking ass off at these wannabe internet e-thug trolls.
the kid's facebook you keep referring to is not the jasper mallari you're looking for.
just some random kid.
so funny how you think you're hard for talking shit and spewing racial slurs behind your keyboard.
this thread was obviously just a joke, the fact that some of you took him to be serious is hilarious.
Wait so.. You're trying to cyber/fuck some chick while you're supposedly dating a model? Even though it's all bullshit.. it's a total fail
rayray2k8
07-29-2010, 01:00 AM
oh goddamn, this is an embarrassing thing to read.
This guy at first seemed like a real arrogant ass, but turns out he's just a kid.
Watch dong, flame out slowly.
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 01:01 AM
Looks like it.... his profile wall is public http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000471716288&v=wall&ref=ts
looks like you're pretty ignorant for thinking there's only one jasper mallari on facebook.
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 01:04 AM
oh goddamn, this is an embarrassing.
This guy at first seemed like a real arrogant ass, but turns out he's just a kid.
Watch dong, flame out slowly.
you really let him make you believe that's him? he's trolling the shit out of you :lol
you're right, this is "an embarassing".
BullsDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:12 AM
son please don't tell me this is you
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg
If thats him then the profile is real. Who knows he could be faking those posts to increase his E-Penis.
timtonymanurich
07-29-2010, 01:14 AM
http://mavschicka.dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/
http://images.yuku.com/image/jpg/73b366d56f136182ea6a5231a609bc2f31f0d600_r.jpg
pretty cute for a mavs fan.
discuss sons
___________________
She's NOT hot.:nope:vomit:
BullsDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:16 AM
looks like you're pretty ignorant for thinking there's only one jasper mallari on facebook.
Why you foamin brah?
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:18 AM
this is him http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs341.snc4/41371_1739427866_4684_n.jpg
rayray2k8
07-29-2010, 01:19 AM
you really let him make you believe that's him? he's trolling the shit out of you :lol
you're right, this is "an embarassing".
wtf? are you his boyfriend? :lol
Probably dong himself.
I actually felt bad for him, but I could give 2 shit about it now. :lmao
SpursTillTheEnd
07-29-2010, 01:20 AM
lol @ yall finding the wrong fb profile and claming its him, but yall did go in i give yall props
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 01:20 AM
Why you foamin brah?
foamin? whats up, mad you got trolled?
ClipshowDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:25 AM
sup balldontlie
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8531_1194348333695_1078043418_621667_2417157_n.jpg
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 01:27 AM
wtf? are you his boyfriend? :lol
Probably dong himself.
I actually felt bad for him, but I could give 2 shit about it now. :lmao
are you 12?
no i'm not dong. i'm from dallasbasketball.com
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:29 AM
Lol. Dong and balldontlie are like completely opposite posters
balldontlie
07-29-2010, 01:31 AM
sup balldontlie
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8531_1194348333695_1078043418_621667_2417157_n.jpg
whats up "clipshow"?
this pic is from a show yourself thread i made on db.com that's gotten over 15,000 views, so i don't mind you posting it. :king
pretty creepy on your part though.
Irony at its finest. This poser calling out Filipinos for hating their kind when he roams the board pretending to be black.
- I could care less about racial slurs. To be honest, you act like a stupid idiot and you deserve whatever they call you. They only fart at your direction, friend.
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:34 AM
Irony at its finest. This poser calling out Filipinos for hating their kind when he roams the board pretending to be black.
- I could care less about racial slurs. To be honest, you act like a stupid idiot and you deserve whatever they call you. They only fart at your direction, friend.
:lmao
Greg Oden
07-29-2010, 01:35 AM
:lol pawe is dominant when he post.
Remember that one time he owned DoK by saying he hates god because he gave him a small wang? crofl.
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:38 AM
breaking news vulvaface and greg! check ur pm's!
HeatBurn305
07-29-2010, 01:40 AM
breaking news vulvaface and greg! check ur pm's!
The Heat took your cookie, a four summers ago! And they made you like it!
tee, hee
Greg Oden
07-29-2010, 01:41 AM
The Heat took your cookie, a four summers ago! And they made you like it!
tee, hee
You suck ass.
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:52 AM
The Heat took your cookie, a four summers ago! And they made you like it!
tee, hee
shitty troll
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 01:52 AM
lol joseph w mann
badfish22
07-29-2010, 01:54 AM
I haven't seen the real cubby around in a while tbh
fo'shizzle
07-29-2010, 03:28 AM
Dammit thedong! You're attention-seeking-whore-ass deserves your pwnage here.
What made you think posting shit about yourself here can redeem you. Jesus Christ.
thedong
07-29-2010, 03:30 AM
lol at these fake profiles.
http://i32.tinypic.com/28s0h3b.jpg
both teams, played hard. enough said. :toast
thedong
07-29-2010, 03:42 AM
sup balldontlie
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8531_1194348333695_1078043418_621667_2417157_n.jpg
It's creepy that he seems to find and more than willing to post other peoples pictures, but doesn't have the balls to post a picture of himself.
Anyways BDL is one lucky SOB for being able to smash that lady friend.
But PWNAGE #30000000. I actually know that Lady in that picture. :toast
http://i25.tinypic.com/16jmq6c.jpg
BOTH TEAMS PLAYED HARD. :toast
mavs>spurs2
07-29-2010, 03:43 AM
lmao thedong actually being a little asian with an even smaller asian dong
thedong
07-29-2010, 03:47 AM
lmao thedong actually being a little asian with an even smaller asian dong
LOL that I had to put up with your non sense AIM messages, wannabe ''Native American gangster.''
Watch out people, there is a native american vs mexican war down by LBJ freeway.
Spurstalk version of being acceptable = having no life, acting like a thug, dressed in either fubu's or ed hardy, and being out of shape as fuck.
LOL that I had to put up with your non sense AIM messages, wannabe ''Native American gangster.''
Watch out people, there is a native american vs mexican war down by LBJ freeway.
Spurstalk version of being acceptable = having no life, acting like a thug, dressed in either fubu's or ed hardy, and being out of shape as fuck.
The Dong is simply overcompensating because he has a three-inch dingdong between his legs LOL
freddy79
07-29-2010, 04:41 AM
I thought this was a basketball forum. Sorry, my bad...:bang:bang:bang:bang
me15lo
07-29-2010, 06:34 AM
wow. this shit is an instant classic :downspin:
oh, regarding this:
And to all the filipinos that posted in this thread, or even viewed this thread, you should be ashamed of yourself, tolerating this faggit and repeatedly let him get away with anti-Filipino slurs, but then again it's a classic filipino trait to hate on your own kind, especially the successful ones.
hindi ko gagatungan ang kaululan mo totoy
fo'shizzle
07-29-2010, 09:05 AM
lol at these fake profiles.
http://i32.tinypic.com/28s0h3b.jpg
both teams, played hard. enough said. :toast
Fuck that's an ugly face son.
rayray2k8
07-29-2010, 09:56 AM
Like I give a shit. I don't remember asking where the fuck it is you came from. :rolleyes
Cry Havoc
07-29-2010, 10:12 AM
I actually know that Lady in that picture. :toast
Why? Did you cyber with her? :lol
resistanze
07-29-2010, 10:17 AM
lol Jasper meltdown
thedong
07-29-2010, 10:48 AM
http://eatthiscity.com/wp-content/upload/1257198919-YallNiggazPostinInATrollThread.jpg
You guys are so easy. In span of 2 days, I made about 40 grown men envy me, yes I do love the attention, sort of, :toast
thedong
07-29-2010, 10:54 AM
sons, text book luva trollin 101: yall been trolled.
http://www.brandweek.com/bw/photos/stylus/127870-WhiteGold.jpg
1.) Pretend to be black............check
2.) Let some curious bitch boy intrigued enough to check your identity....check
3.) Talk about bitches and hoes........check
4.) Have 40 grown men go after you........as gay as that sounds.....check
5.) Watch and enjoy.
Sorry, Ive been observing the Luva trollin technique for months, and since I am new to spurstalk and all, I had to make an impact.
Combining bits and pieces to some of the greatest troll threads of all time.
Mission accomplished. :toast
21_Dickings
07-29-2010, 11:04 AM
Sup, Koolaid_Man.
Something seems oddly familiar about Dong and Koolaid_Man's posting styles. Grammar, attitude, rhythm of speech, frequent use of ellipses, etc...
If you are the same poster, Dong is a much better and more creative persona. Retire Koolaid_Man. He sucks.
fo'shizzle
07-29-2010, 12:04 PM
Nice escape strategy son... NOT! :rollin
mavs>spurs2
07-29-2010, 12:21 PM
:lol thedong totally backtracking after he was found out..bro you post the same nonsense over at db.com or whatever that other site is that findog previously knew you from..like the guy above me said, nice escape strategy faggot
MavDynasty
07-29-2010, 12:27 PM
:lmao
Jasper, I know its hard for you to read after your long night of cocksucking but as I have said before. I already posted my picture. Damn scrah, why you saving all your facebook statuses? Is someone butthurt and scared?
koriwhat
07-29-2010, 12:36 PM
:lol thedong totally backtracking after he was found out..bro you post the same nonsense over at db.com or whatever that other site is that findog previously knew you from..like the guy above me said, nice escape strategy faggot
you should be reported for your racism and homophobic slurs. you make the forum an unhealthy place with your wanna be alpha male act tbh.
Cry Havoc
07-29-2010, 01:13 PM
sons, text book luva trollin 101: yall been trolled.
Translation: I didn't expect people to go find my facebook after I bragged about something stupid in an NBA forum, and now I'm attempting to extricate myself from said situation while still looking cool.
fo'shizzle
07-29-2010, 01:27 PM
Translation: I didn't expect people to go find my facebook after I bragged about something stupid in an NBA forum, and now I'm attempting to extricate myself from said situation while still looking cool.
This.
Greg Oden
07-29-2010, 01:30 PM
sons, text book luva trollin 101: yall been trolled.
http://www.brandweek.com/bw/photos/stylus/127870-WhiteGold.jpg
1.) Pretend to be black............check
2.) Let some curious bitch boy intrigued enough to check your identity....check
3.) Talk about bitches and hoes........check
4.) Have 40 grown men go after you........as gay as that sounds.....check
5.) Watch and enjoy.
Sorry, Ive been observing the Luva trollin technique for months, and since I am new to spurstalk and all, I had to make an impact.
Combining bits and pieces to some of the greatest troll threads of all time.
Mission accomplished. :toast
http://lol.i.trollyou.com/LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png
Cry Havoc
07-29-2010, 01:46 PM
http://lol.i.trollyou.com/LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png
:lmao
Indazone
07-29-2010, 02:12 PM
Now that is some serious pwnage
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