LakaLuvaMentalAsylum
07-28-2010, 11:11 PM
In 1968 the LakaLuva Mental Asylum at Boddington was erected, under the supervision of prominent Boston architect BUMP in an extremely rural, out-of-the-way location. The hospital is dedicated to the LakaLuva family and ancestry. For many years their family have had the prestigious pedigree of filling up our asylum. From FaggotLuva to CockeyedJonesLuva to PakiLuva to CurryLuva all the way down to our very own LakaLuva. We have decided to rename the institute to our most well known moron and deranged patient known as LakaLuva, who trumped every other family member. Thank you for your contribution to our establishment.
While the hospital was originally established to provide residential treatment and care to the mentally ill family known as the LakaLuva family, its functions expanded to include rehab for one-liner fiends such as lefty and Dr.Koriwhat and his addiction to being a mentally unstable individual. By the 1980's the hospital was operating school clinics to help determine mental deficiency in children. This is where we found our idol and savior in LakaLuva. One day while skimming the books in grade 8, he decided to open his mouth and say this nugget of gold "Wade is dating a bitch 10 years older than him. This nigga got mammy issues or what. First, Star Jones, now the Hollywood whore that got dumped by Jason Kidd at a basketball game in front of her father. That nigga Kidd is cold." At once our officers and staff decided this was the one. He was the one moron and completely deranged idiot who would model for our mission. Our mission became to help ones most in need. After observing this moron for sometime, we decided to rename the facility from LuvaMentalAsylum to LakaLuvaMentalAsylum, giving dedication and pride to the biggest idiot on the planet, LakaLuva.
Unfortunately, the LakaLuvaMentalAsylum closed on June 24, 1992 due to budget cuts within the mental health system.
However, we have reopened in 1998 due to the generous contributions of Lakaluva, Koriwhat, lefty, LOL Texans, 21_Blessings, Kill_Bill_Pana, and more. Due to their completely deranged and idiotic views on life, our hospital and facility was call to arms in order to help society from these rising morons in society.
Dr. Koriwhat, who served as chief moron on the board of Lakaluva and co. decided to expand the facility into one that accepts children and adults who blindly tat up their bodies as well as forget daily hygiene and cutting hair. Dr. Koriwhat has decided to teach a class on how to bring intelligence to the position of male secretary and high school dropout. He has even decided to partner with Lakaluva and present to society the question, "Who is the bigger moron, Calf tats or Curry Encore?" We thank you Dr.Koriwhat
We hope to bring all the moronic and deranged patients into our facility that best represent the term "LakaLuva" and his meaning in life. This includes 21_Blessings, lefty, koriwhat, LOL Texans, Kill_Bill_Pana, and more!
While the hospital was originally established to provide residential treatment and care to the mentally ill family known as the LakaLuva family, its functions expanded to include rehab for one-liner fiends such as lefty and Dr.Koriwhat and his addiction to being a mentally unstable individual. By the 1980's the hospital was operating school clinics to help determine mental deficiency in children. This is where we found our idol and savior in LakaLuva. One day while skimming the books in grade 8, he decided to open his mouth and say this nugget of gold "Wade is dating a bitch 10 years older than him. This nigga got mammy issues or what. First, Star Jones, now the Hollywood whore that got dumped by Jason Kidd at a basketball game in front of her father. That nigga Kidd is cold." At once our officers and staff decided this was the one. He was the one moron and completely deranged idiot who would model for our mission. Our mission became to help ones most in need. After observing this moron for sometime, we decided to rename the facility from LuvaMentalAsylum to LakaLuvaMentalAsylum, giving dedication and pride to the biggest idiot on the planet, LakaLuva.
Unfortunately, the LakaLuvaMentalAsylum closed on June 24, 1992 due to budget cuts within the mental health system.
However, we have reopened in 1998 due to the generous contributions of Lakaluva, Koriwhat, lefty, LOL Texans, 21_Blessings, Kill_Bill_Pana, and more. Due to their completely deranged and idiotic views on life, our hospital and facility was call to arms in order to help society from these rising morons in society.
Dr. Koriwhat, who served as chief moron on the board of Lakaluva and co. decided to expand the facility into one that accepts children and adults who blindly tat up their bodies as well as forget daily hygiene and cutting hair. Dr. Koriwhat has decided to teach a class on how to bring intelligence to the position of male secretary and high school dropout. He has even decided to partner with Lakaluva and present to society the question, "Who is the bigger moron, Calf tats or Curry Encore?" We thank you Dr.Koriwhat
We hope to bring all the moronic and deranged patients into our facility that best represent the term "LakaLuva" and his meaning in life. This includes 21_Blessings, lefty, koriwhat, LOL Texans, Kill_Bill_Pana, and more!