class is in session!

[Prof. Calf Tats]

Alright fags! First of all this class will be short......because school doesn't help you! You can go anywhere you want in life with little schooling!
But one thing you need to know is bitches! & blunts! and which order to use them in. Its always bitches! then IMMEDITALTY AFTER blunts! If you ever do bitches! and forget to do blunts! you will fail this class!
Later fags! Have fun hanging on my nuts!

[midnightpulp]

Lol at the picture.

[kamikazi_player]

^ that was what i was gonna say

[BUMP]

holy shit!

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Kevin Durant 35]

:lol

[4>0rings]

2/10

[Calf Tats]

im a fag

[Nash2TimeMVp]

that was pretty good

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao that avatar

[ezau]

Alright fags! First of all this class will be short......because school doesn't help you! You can go anywhere you want in life with little schooling!
But one thing you need to know is bitches! & blunts! and which order to use them in. Its always bitches! then IMMEDITALTY AFTER blunts! If you ever do bitches! and forget to do blunts! you will fail this class!
Later fags! Have fun hanging on my nuts!

:lmao:lmao

[BUMP]

avatar = 11/10 :lmao

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

:wow:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Kevin Durant 35]

with all these trolls the offseason maybe will go by faster.

[scanry]

Alright fags! First of all this class will be short......because school doesn't help you! You can go anywhere you want in life with little schooling!
But one thing you need to know is bitches! & blunts! and which order to use them in. Its always bitches! then IMMEDITALTY AFTER blunts! If you ever do bitches! and forget to do blunts! you will fail this class!
Later fags! Have fun hanging on my nuts!

sup BUMP!!!

[Veterinarian]

Alright fags! First of all this class will be short......because school doesn't help you! You can go anywhere you want in life with little schooling!
But one thing you need to know is bitches! & blunts! and which order to use them in. Its always bitches! then IMMEDITALTY AFTER blunts! If you ever do bitches! and forget to do blunts! you will fail this class!
Later fags! Have fun hanging on my nuts!

A couple of tips. koriwhat never capitalizes anything (not even his name) and he always uses three dots and then a space in his ellipses, like in the last sentence here:


wow, you're allowed to create threads? fuckin' amazing!

i'm about to school you, bitch!

ps: i don't need no ones money... keep your paypal monopoly money.

Other than that you're good to go. :tu

[Don Ready]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[4>0rings]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmaoYour movie was fucking hilarious, although you weren't which was sad.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Ah, it's good to see that you've graduated to the heights of higher education and all the way to a Professorship. I'm sure you were no doubt spurred on by the fact that you knew being a male secretary was a dead end and incredibly gay.

Your rapid ascent has been impressive. We're proud to have this new intellectual you representing our institution. A grand improvement over the former who did nothing but spew vulgarity and lose at butts up.

Although, I hope you have jettisoned the capris and tube socks along with your old personality. If not, please do.

Sincerely,

The Lakaluva Library

[Prof. Calf Tats]

get off my nuts fag! no I haven't lost my capris... and i still got my tube socks!
also i still have my secretary job im just working more now! thats 4 jobs for me because im a producitve citizen!

[TE]

lol the picture

[MavDynasty]

the post 4/10

the avatar 11/10

:lmao :lmao

[The Gemini Method]

The avatar delivers on the laughs...how long before we have one of him 'shopped in a secreterial setting?

[MavDynasty]

lol joseph w mann

[Muser]

The Avatar is the funniest pic i've seen in a long time :lmao

[Chieflion]

Avatar.

Awesome!

[koriwhat]

yeah i actually laughed when i saw the avatar. good job!

[21_Dickings]

yeah i actually laughed when i saw the avatar. good job!

quit trying to suck up to your trolls, pussy!

[koriwhat]

quit trying to suck up to your trolls, pussy!

says the troll

[21_Dickings]

says the troll

sup, Perry.

[koriwhat]

sup, Perry.

who the fuck is perry?

[21_Dickings]

who the fuck is perry?

Heard your name was Perry.

[koriwhat]

Heard your name was Perry.

:lol

[21_Dickings]

:lol

You seem very content and relaxed today.

What happened? Off the meth? Or did Jack Black's trashcan yield some good stuff that you can sell?

[koriwhat]

You seem very content and relaxed today.

What happened? Off the meth? Or did Jack Black's trashcan yield some good stuff that you can sell?

i'm no meth head. i like my teeth and want to keep them.

i have no idea what's in jack black's trashcan.

[21_Dickings]

i'm no meth head. i like my teeth and want to keep them.

i have no idea what's in jack black's trashcan.

I feel you on the meth. Can't chomp down on a blunt if you don't have any teeth.

So when you were Tenacious D's janitor, you never had the desire to peek into their garbage?

I assumed selling things that you found in their garbage was how you made 300.00 in 10min.

[koriwhat]

300.00 in 10min.

sticker design, that's how.

[stretch]

LOL koriwhat's name is Perry

[stretch]

lol perry

[21_Dickings]

lol perry

Yeah. No lie. Heard his name was Perry.

Looks just like a Perry, too.

Mom and Pops nailed it with that one.

[21_Dickings]

sticker design, that's how.

Those must've been some shitty stickers if they only took 10 minutes to design.

[LakaLuvaMentalAsylum]

Dear Dr.Koriwhat,

You are in dire need at the Asylum. We are unaware how you managed to escape, but we need your wisdom in order to pave a path for future morons in society. There are a few individuals such as LOL Texans, 21_Blessings, and Kill_Bill_Pana who will be needing your guidance to get through the harsh times in their youth and childhood. Our savior and greatness LakaLuva will be like a prideful father once you have returned to Boddington.

We will arrange you to be picked up, please be on the lookout for the vehicle we have made in your honor.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2m3s9ax.jpg

Best,

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum

[koriwhat]

should've photoshopped me into the drivers seat instead of coming up with that horrible mspaint rendition.

[21_Dickings]

should've photoshopped me into the drivers seat instead of coming up with that horrible mspaint rendition.

Koriwhat lands a blow. You made him edit out the pic.

Nice burn, Perry. For real.

[koriwhat]

Koriwhat gets in a blow.

Nice burn, Perry. For real.

perry... this just gets better and better. what else?

[LakaLuvaMentalAsylum]

should've photoshopped me into the drivers seat instead of coming up with that horrible mspaint rendition.

Greetings Dr.Koriwhat,

And the goods deliver.

Regards,

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum

[koriwhat]

i'm no phd

[Cry Havoc]

i'm no GED

[21_Dickings]

:lol

[koriwhat]

i'm no GED

that's where you're most definitely wrong. i actually got that like a month or two after. and why anyone would study for that test is beyond me.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Wow a college course I could get an A in. Sign me up.

[21_Dickings]

that's where you're most definitely wrong. i actually got that like a month or two after. and why anyone would study for that test is beyond me.

Good for you, Perry.

[Goran Dragic]

So koriwhat how was your senior prom?








ZING!
BOOM! Roasted.

[koriwhat]

Good for you, Perry.

if you're going to call me perry then i'm going to call you scooter.

[21_Dickings]

if you're going to call me perry then i'm going to call you scooter.

Fair enough, Perry.

[koriwhat]

So koriwhat how was your senior prom?

you're really not doing anything by diggin' up my hs days. this shit is the worst angle yall have attacked thus far.

btw, prom wasn't something i care to partake in anyhow.

[koriwhat]

Fair enough, Perry.

well ok then, scooter.

[21_Dickings]

you're really not doing anything by diggin' up my hs days. this shit is the worst angle yall have attacked thus far.

btw, prom wasn't something i care to partake in anyhow.

Why not?

Prom is usually filled with bitches & blunts.

And you don't necessarily have to wear a tux, which I know is something you'd be against. I think you'd be right at home with one of those novelty tuxedo shirts and a pair of jorts. You're that perfect long haired, scuffy, slacker kid that every dance needs. You know, the one who spikes the punch with acid, throws M-80s into the toilets, farts into the cheese dip, takes upskirt pics, and yells "Fags!" during the Prom King's and Queen's dance.

Shame you didn't go.

[koriwhat]

Why not?

Prom is usually filled with bitches & blunts.

And you don't necessarily have to wear a tux, which I know is something you'd be against. I think you'd be right at home with one of those novelty tuxedo shirts and a pair of jorts. You're that perfect long haired, scuffy, slacker kid that every dance needs. You know, the one who spikes the punch with acid, throws M-80s into the toilets, farts into the cheese dip, takes upskirt pics, etc.

Shame you didn't go.

you're really bad with your assumptions.

i wore a tux at my brother's wedding and didn't complain about it so what makes you think it'd be any different if i did attend prom?

and i'd never fuck with people when it came to hallucinogens. that's just pure evil!

no m-80s for me, no farting in the cheese dip(wtf?), and i'm no perv.

[Goran Dragic]

And you don't necessarily have to wear a tux, which I know is something you'd be against. I think you'd be right at home with one of those novelty tuxedo shirts and a pair of jorts. You're that perfect long haired, scuffy, slacker kid that every dance needs. You know, the one who spikes the punch with acid, throws M-80s into the toilets, farts into the cheese dip, takes upskirt pics, and yells "Fags!" during the Prom King's and Queen's dance.
:lmao

[JamStone]

FsqJFIJ5lLs

[21_Dickings]

you're really bad with your assumptions.

i wore a tux at my brother's wedding and didn't complain about it so what makes you think it'd be any different if i did attend prom?

and i'd never fuck with people when it came to hallucinogens. that's just pure evil!

no m-80s for me, no farting in the cheese dip(wtf?), and i'm no perv.

Your hesher look combined with your aggressiveness leads me to think you have a lot of misfit in you. Like a much less cooler version of Judd Nelson's character in the Breakfast Club.

I just think your high-school career consisted of things like selling bags of oregano disguised as weed to middle-schoolers, carrying homemade ninja stars, dry humping chicks, breaking into the locker room and shitting on the football equipment, huffing paint, making potato guns, blowing up frogs with firecrackers, hassling jocks, etc.

You simply look and act the part.

[koriwhat]

oh i'm entertained and have been for a while now. if i wasn't i would've bailed a long time ago. it's fun having a little internet nerd posse.

[koriwhat]

Your hesher look combined with your aggressiveness leads me to think you have a lot of misfit in you. Like a much less cooler version of Judd Nelson's character in the Breakfast Club.

I just think your high-school career consisted of things like selling bags of oregano disguised as weed to middle-schoolers, carrying homemade ninja stars, dry humping chicks, breaking into the locker room and shitting on the football equipment, huffing paint, making potato guns, blowing up frogs with firecrackers, hassling jocks, etc.

You simply look and act the part.

i did none of that stuff in hs.

i was more of a loner but i had a ton of friends, if that makes sense. i just didn't care for hs at all and so i would basically just skip instead and stay at home.

btw, there's no such thing as a hs career. that's just crazy talk.

[21_Dickings]

i did none of that stuff in hs.

i was more of a loner but i had a ton of friends, if that makes sense. i just didn't care for hs at all and so i would basically just skip instead and stay at home.

btw, there's no such thing as a hs career. that's just crazy talk.

C'mon, Perry.

You telling me you didn't let off one stink bomb in Home Ec, or piss into one locker during your brief high-school stay?

[koriwhat]

C'mon, Perry.

You telling me you didn't let off one stink bomb in Home Ec, or piss into one locker during your brief high-school stay?

never was in home ec and no, i did none of that stuff. didn't care to do shit like that. just kept to myself, smoked my bud and went on my way.

[21_Dickings]

never was in home ec and no, i did none of that stuff. didn't care to do shit like that. just kept to myself, smoked my bud and went on my way.

So you were just some pacifist hippy stoner?

I'm disappointed. No nunchucks in the back pocket. No self-given Anarchy symbol tattoo using a lighter, pen ink, and a sewing needle. No taking a shit in the urinal of the boy's bathroom. No peeping the girl's locker room. No playing Judas Priest records backwards, hoping to hear the true voice of Satan. No pulling of fire alarms. No nothing.

You're an insult to long haired, peach fuzz lipped, scrappy looking dudes the world over.

But it's not too late. I think you should go jerk off in your boss's coffee and redeem yourself. If you don't, commence hair-cutting immediately and be the fuckin' gutless yuppie you always wanted to be.

[koriwhat]

So you were just some pacifist hippy stoner?

I'm disappointed. No nunchucks in the back pocket. No self-given Anarchy symbol tattoo using a lighter, pen ink, and a sewing needle. No taking a shit in the urinal of the boy's bathroom. No peeping the girl's locker room. No playing Judas Priest records backwards, hoping to hear the true voice of Satan. No pulling of fire alarms. No nothing.

You're an insult to long haired, peach fuzz lipped, scrappy looking dudes the world over.

But it's not too late. I think you should go jerk off in your boss's coffee and redeem yourself. If you don't, commence hair-cutting immediately and be the fuckin' gutless yuppie you always wanted to be.

:rolleyes

whatever you say bump or other person's troll.

[MavDynasty]

sup joseph w mann

[koriwhat]

sup joseph w mann

it's perry... i thought you knew?

[MavDynasty]

brah i sent your address to you and Mavs Man 41 so he can fight you

I just need confirmation on the addresses i found

[Warlord23]

The hilarity continues :lmao

[koriwhat]

brah i sent your address to you and Mavs Man 41 so he can fight you

I just need confirmation on the addresses i found

ah hahahaha! you're rising in the ranks of wannabe sherlock holmes slash stalkerazzi. cool story bro! i think that's what yall say.

[MavDynasty]

so that is your address :lmao :lmao

[koriwhat]

so that is your address :lmao :lmao

uh what address are you referring to? i have yet to see a PM of any sort or reply or whatever.

[MavDynasty]

uh what address are you referring to? i have yet to see a PM of any sort or reply or whatever.

are these u?

14393 Fm 536
Pleasanton, TX 78064-5627

3906 Forest Lawn St
San Antonio, TX 78230-1504

[koriwhat]

are these u?

14393 Fm 536
Pleasanton, TX 78064-5627

3906 Forest Lawn St
San Antonio, TX 78230-1504

hmm... lets see here. that one!

[MavDynasty]

tbh do you have a myspace that you never used?

I found one

[Greg Oden]

I signed both of those addresses up for beastality porn, so expect your first dvd in 5-7 business days. Enjoy!

[MavDynasty]

I signed both of those addresses up for beastality porn, so expect your first dvd in 5-7 business days. Enjoy!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[koriwhat]

I signed both of those addresses up for beastality porn, so expect your first dvd in 5-7 business days. Enjoy!

fuckin' awesome! for free? wow!

[BUMP]

fuckin' awesome! for free? wow!

this is all sorts of wrong!

this is one of my best friends and is a very respectful & down-to-earth dude. you are way off with your assumption that he is anything close to a "tool".

plus yall are just sad because most likely you're all a bunch of fuckin' losers who can't hold a torch to me or my friends.

good luck hating! i bet people hated on all of yall in school and probably still do to this day... looks like the internet is your only solace. fuckin' pathetic dickheads!

[koriwhat]

so the copy&pasting ensues... is it ever going to stop? that shit is the most annoying thing yall do. like a 5 yr old who won't stop mimicking others. fuckin' annoying. btw, how big is that word doc by now?

[BUMP]

so the copy&pasting ensues... is it ever going to stop? that shit is the most annoying thing yall do. like a 5 yr old who won't stop mimicking others. fuckin' annoying. btw, how big is that word doc by now?

this is all sorts of wrong!

this is one of my best friends and is a very respectful & down-to-earth dude. you are way off with your assumption that he is anything close to a "tool".

plus yall are just sad because most likely you're all a bunch of fuckin' losers who can't hold a torch to me or my friends.

good luck hating! i bet people hated on all of yall in school and probably still do to this day... looks like the internet is your only solace. fuckin' pathetic dickheads!

[MavDynasty]

so the copy&pasting ensues... is it ever going to stop? that shit is the most annoying thing yall do. like a 5 yr old who won't stop mimicking others. fuckin' annoying. btw, how big is that word doc by now?


this is all sorts of wrong!

this is one of my best friends and is a very respectful & down-to-earth dude. you are way off with your assumption that he is anything close to a "tool".

plus yall are just sad because most likely you're all a bunch of fuckin' losers who can't hold a torch to me or my friends.

good luck hating! i bet people hated on all of yall in school and probably still do to this day... looks like the internet is your only solace. fuckin' pathetic dickheads!

[Greg Oden]

this is all sorts of wrong!

this is one of my best friends and is a very respectful & down-to-earth dude. you are way off with your assumption that he is anything close to a "tool".

plus yall are just sad because most likely you're all a bunch of fuckin' losers who can't hold a torch to me or my friends.

good luck hating! i bet people hated on all of yall in school and probably still do to this day... looks like the internet is your only solace. fuckin' pathetic dickheads!

so the copy&pasting ensues... is it ever going to stop? that shit is the most annoying thing yall do. like a 5 yr old who won't stop mimicking others. fuckin' annoying. btw, how big is that word doc by now?

[BUMP]

this is all sorts of wrong!

this is one of my best friends and is a very respectful & down-to-earth dude. you are way off with your assumption that he is anything close to a "tool".

plus yall are just sad because most likely you're all a bunch of fuckin' losers who can't hold a torch to me or my friends.

good luck hating! i bet people hated on all of yall in school and probably still do to this day... looks like the internet is your only solace. fuckin' pathetic dickheads!

you're really bad with your assumptions.

i wore a tux at my brother's wedding and didn't complain about it so what makes you think it'd be any different if i did attend prom?

and i'd never fuck with people when it came to hallucinogens. that's just pure evil!

no m-80s for me, no farting in the cheese dip(wtf?), and i'm no perv.

[koriwhat]

have fun! another thread i won't be visiting again. that makes 2 now.

[Greg Oden]

have fun! another thread i won't be visiting again. that makes 2 now.

sup twobecontinued. Do you wanna play 2k10 scrah?

[MavDynasty]

tbh koriwhat, what is your favorite type of pizza? I wanna deliver some to you to show my love & support for your schooling you have taught me the past few months

[MavDynasty]

sup twobecontinued. Do you wanna play 2k10 scrah?

tbh its

twobcontinued

[BUMP]

have fun! another thread i won't be visiting again. that makes 2 now.

that's where you're most definitely wrong. i actually got that like a month or two after. and why anyone would study for that test is beyond me.

[koriwhat]

www.mavstalk.com

[21_Dickings]

www.mavstalk.com

sup, Perry.

Did you jerk off in your boss's coffee yet?

[badfish22]

:cry great fuckin thread

[Greg Oden]

Oden play me in 2k10 faggot

I only play people who have a chance in beating me.

[MavDynasty]

I only play people who have a chance in beating me.

sup

[Goran Dragic]

I only play people who have a chance in beating me.
You have yet to beat me playing as the Suns, tbh

[Greg Oden]

You have yet to beat me playing as the Suns, tbh

tbh, I recently found out I turn into an unstoppable beast when using the Knicks. Gallinari is like an unknown cheat code in the game. I was spray 3's from the Knick's logo with ease in Mavsdynasty's eyes.

[koriwhat]

sup twobecontinued. Do you wanna play 2k10 scrah?

i would but i can't any longer. xtreme.

[MavDynasty]

tbh, I recently found out I turn into an unstoppable beast when using the Knicks. Gallinari is like an unknown cheat code in the game. I was spray 3's from the Knick's logo with ease in Mavsdynasty's eyes.

lol carmelo hitting a game winning 10 ft jumpshot with yao and kmart in his face

[BlackSwordsMan]

perry's mom is gonna be upset with him when he receives his first issue of big black horse cocks monthly soon

[Greg Oden]

lol carmelo hitting a game winning 10 ft jumpshot with yao and kmart in his face

lol me coming back from 20 down to wax that ass, imo

[MavDynasty]

lol me coming back from 20 down to wax that ass, imo

lol Dampier bukkaking on Dwight Howard with low post moves

lol up n unders
lol hookshots

[Greg Oden]

lol Dampier bukkaking on Dwight Howard with low post moves

lol up n unders
lol hookshots

tbh you got that one move down pat, but it looks retarded when they automatically try to shoot it from behind the backboard.

[koriwhat]

ok i think i fixed it.

www.mavstalk.com

[Greg Oden]

your a retard. I beat you like 5 times and youve beaten me like twice.

haha, oh wow. you haven't beaten me since I used the Kings. Every other time I've basically beaten you by 10+

[Greg Oden]

Ive beat you the first 3 times then another two times. tbh we start using the worst teams in the game and it doesnt matter.

Ive waxed that ass when your the Mavs or Grizz or anyone and I am the Blazers.

:lmao :lmao

ok brah, we're gonna start playing ranked only so I can keep track of me whipping your ass.

[koriwhat]

:lmao :lmao

ok brah, we're gonna start playing ranked only so I can keep track of me whipping your ass.

:lol

makes me wish i didn't mod my box. damnit!

[Greg Oden]

tbh, I'd love to know how you come to these conclusions when you can't get past mavsdynasty, much less beat me.

[jag]

I'm taking Renaldo's side in this one. He's got a stronger jawline, tbh.

[Goran Dragic]

tbh, I recently found out I turn into an unstoppable beast when using the Knicks. Gallinari is like an unknown cheat code in the game. I was spray 3's from the Knick's logo with ease in Mavsdynasty's eyes.


Well once I return to the Dirty Dirty T and get my xbox set up at my new place we'll have to play Suns vs. Knicks (it's a good thing Amare is still on the Suns in 2k10, shalom motherfucker).

[Greg Oden]

I'm taking Renaldo's side in this one. He's got a stronger jawline, tbh.

son don't take it out on me cause you can't hang with the gorillas in the 901, imo.

[Greg Oden]

Me and Dynasty are even in 2k10 scrah.

Son you need to remember me whooping your ass and me dominating you with the NETS of all teams.

uh what, you never beat me with the Nets.

if you and Mavsdynasty are even in 2k, then I most assuredly shit on your lips when we play.

[Findog]

so the copy&pasting ensues... is it ever going to stop? that shit is the most annoying thing yall do. like a 5 yr old who won't stop mimicking others. fuckin' annoying. btw, how big is that word doc by now?

[Greg Oden]

Well once I return to the Dirty Dirty T and get my xbox set up at my new place we'll have to play Suns vs. Knicks (it's a good thing Amare is still on the Suns in 2k10, shalom motherfucker).

The Knicks are gonna be my main 2k11 team, imo. Gallinari, Amare, and Anthony Randolph, tbh.

[jag]

son don't take it out on me cause you can't hang with the gorillas in the 901, imo.

Son I shit on ho's in the 901. If you think Orange Mound is hood then you don't wanna see the 423.

[Goran Dragic]

The Knicks are gonna be my main 2k11 team, imo. Gallinari, Amare, and Anthony Randolph, tbh.


Just imagine what happens when they get CPwhistle

[Greg Oden]

Son I shit on ho's in the 901. If you think Orange Mound is hood then you don't wanna see the 423.

tbh, last time I was in da 901, i was like yall ever heard of this nigga _JaG? They was like yeah, we got his goat last time and he aint came back yet.

[jag]

tbh, last time I was in da 901, i was like yall ever heard of this nigga _JaG? They was like yeah, we got his goat last time and he aint came back yet.

Niggas lying

[21_Dickings]

Classic

[Koriwhat's calf tats]

Hey Everyone!!!

[ButtHurt Committee]

We, here at the ButtHurt Committee approve this message.

[Goran Dragic]

hi rogue

[ButtHurt Committee]

hi rogue

Your application is being reviewed.