John HollinPER
07-29-2010, 06:17 PM
Your favorite resident John HollinPER troll is back and I have come equipped with even better statistical simulations that will make even a Maverick fan cream their pants in elation. According to my favorite Smug Satisfication Rating of 109.9, additions of Chandler, Haywood, and Smurf Barea has increased Mavs Fans' Overall Depression Due To Realization That Their Team Is Overated Rating (MFODDTRTTTIOR) from 71.3 back up to 86.3.
In other news, a trio of WADe, Lebron,Bosh should all have an average PER of 29.9 making them the first team to successfully go 82-0 in the regular season. Statistically, they are possibly the greatest team in the history of the NBA and you can't deny statistics. In other news the Lakers will probably lose to the Utah Jazz in 2011 WCF by a margin of 15 standard deviations above the norm.
Good Night.
In other news, a trio of WADe, Lebron,Bosh should all have an average PER of 29.9 making them the first team to successfully go 82-0 in the regular season. Statistically, they are possibly the greatest team in the history of the NBA and you can't deny statistics. In other news the Lakers will probably lose to the Utah Jazz in 2011 WCF by a margin of 15 standard deviations above the norm.
Good Night.