Oh, starting the Baby Drew Crew. Sign up if interested.

[21_Dickings]

Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.

Founding Fathers:

21_Dickings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse

Honorary Member:

Culburn/Giuseppe

Members (always growing):

Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan
IronMexican
Picc84
41 Shoot Em Up
Pau Gasoft

Avowed enemies (always growing):

Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans

Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.

Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe cocksucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both dicks in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.

What we require from our members:

Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.

Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons: :bking, :toast, :lobt:, :flag:

Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually retarded, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.

Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.

Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.

Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.

Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.

Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.

Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.

Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.

Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.

If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.

Regards,

21_Dickings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).

[redzero]

Is this crew exclusive to Lakers fans?

[8FOR!3]

Is this shindig exclusive to flaming homosexuals?

Fixed. :toast

[21_Dickings]

Is this crew exclusive to Lakers fans?

Not at all.

Although a Pistons fan, Himat exhibits all traits. He can even give Spurfan shit about repeating, which is a plus.

[BlackSwordsMan]

wuts a matta ur mouth full of cunny juice

[Venti Quattro]

2/10

[21_Dickings]

2/10

Thanks for your sign up.

[21_Dickings]

Ah, I see PGDynasty viewing this thread. He exemplifies what we are looking for. You are a member until stated otherwise.

[Zelophehad]

:lmao

[DJ Mbenga]

dickings trolls so much blessings rarely makes an appearance. mission accomplished

[Mike Fisher]

TBH, Lame, IMHO

[Jloyola]

Fuck it im in... always liked Baby Drew

[tdunk21]

get a life instead of writing so much about an always hurt pussy

[21_Dickings]

Fuck it im in... always liked Baby Drew

In.

[TE]

I'm guessing Kori will lock this thread, and ban the OP...

in 3


2




1





0


You're gone.

[midnightpulp]

I'm guessing Kori will lock this thread, and ban the OP...

in 3


2




1





0


You're gone.

Negative. This thread raises the troll bar.

[21_Dickings]

get a life instead of writing so much about an always hurt pussy

Shut up, faggot.

Enjoy the death rattle of Duncan's career. While you watch it kick the bucket, Drew will stacking these :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

:flag:

[tdunk21]

Shut up, faggot.

Enjoy the death rattle of Duncan's career. While you watch it kick the bucket, Drew will stacking these :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

:flag:

:stfu :pimpslap

[Venti Quattro]

Now you're just totally irate. 0/10

[TE]

Negative. This thread raises the troll bar.



In an unwanted way. The OP is known for retarded and non-basketball related posts... so he'll probably get the boot.

[21_Dickings]

In an unwanted way. The OP is known for retarded and non-basketball related posts... so he'll probably get the boot.

Read rule number 3:

"Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually retarded, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters."

Since we're always out enjoying the beautiful Los Angeles weather and banging wannbe actresses, we don't have the time to be as informed as you mouth-breathing, trans-fat gorging, sit-infront-of-their-computer-all-day, redneck Spurs and Mavs fans, so our basketball takes will be much less informed.

But we make the rules cause we just repeated and have another one coming :lobt2:

[baseline bum]

9/10. You forgot the part about denying Kobe's ship his ass out rant ever happened and blaming the refs for Boston's and Detroit's titles. Still A material though.

[midnightpulp]

9/10. You forgot the part about denying Kobe's ship his ass out rant ever happened and blaming the refs for Boston's and Detroit's titles. Still A material though.

lol

[21_Dickings]

9/10. You forgot the part about denying Kobe's ship his ass out rant ever happened and blaming the refs for Boston's and Detroit's titles. Still A material though.

Noted.

[DazedAndConfused]

0/10

What's sad is how much time this troll has spent on his posts.

[Greg Oden]

0/10

What's sad is how much time this troll has spent on his posts.

What's more sad is you spending more time getting regulated by everyone.

[Punchy]

0/10

What's sad is how much time this troll has spent on his posts.

Butthurt.

[Goran Dragic]

sup DickedAndCockfood

[Punchy]

Why would he rate the thread 0/10 when the rules laid out basically define his posting style? By doing that, he's essentially calling himself a terrible poster.

[21_Dickings]

Quit Hatin' exemplifies what we're looking for. He's in.

[21_Blessings]

Avowed enemies (always growing):

Mav Crew


Witness their massive butthurt. I even bring it out of em' on their Friday night.

:bking

[21_Dickings]

Witness their massive butthurt. I even bring it out of em' on their Friday night.

:bking

Our crew is the strongest on here. :toast

[BUMP]

0/10

What's sad is how much time this troll has spent on his posts.

Looking at House, I mean DazedAndConfused recent posts, all he seems to be doing is complaining about the forum or some other poster.

If that doesn't scream butthurt I don't know what does.

[21_Dickings]

Looking at House, I mean DazedAndConfused recent posts, all he seems to be doing is complaining about the forum or some other poster.

If that doesn't scream butthurt I don't know what does.

Ooh. Forget to add him to the founding father's list!

How is your Mav Krew and Spurfan gonna stop our take over now! :bking

[21_Dickings]

Sign ups are still open, guys. We need to get deeper to combat the Mav Krew onslaught.

[Dr House]

Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.

Founding Fathers:

21_Dickings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse

Honorary Member:

Culburn/Giuseppe

Members (always growing):

Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan

Avowed enemies (always growing):

Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans

Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.

Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe cocksucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both dicks in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.

What we require from our members:

Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.

Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons: :bking, :toast, :lobt:, :flag:

Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually retarded, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.

Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.

Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.

Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.

Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.

Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.

Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.

Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.

Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.

If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.

Regards,

21_Dickings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).

Are you fucking kidding me!? :madrun:madrun

I have sucked Kobe and Bynum's dick at the same time before every game and you forgot about me?!

[21_Dickings]

Are you fucking kidding me!? :madrun:madrun

I have sucked Kobe and Bynum's dick at the same time before every game and you forgot about me?!

You're a founding father.

[Findog]

Am I nuts if I like both Blessings and Dickings?

[21_Dickings]

Am I nuts if I like both Blessings and Dickings?

Not at all. Can't have one without the other.

tee, hee.

[Pau Gasoft]

pick me pick me!

[TheManFromAcme]

Love my Laker kin in here but due to the details regarding condition #5....uh, I'll pass. Shaq was a HUGE part of the 3-peat.

Other than that.........All is well in Laker land :toast

[Medvedenko]

Good thread...way to ruin something original in an attempt to dillute what the Mav Krew have accomplished.

You didn't have to go full gay to achieve this.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I wanna join. My hatred for that dumb fucking gook makes me eligible tbh.

[21_Dickings]

I wanna join. My hatred for that dumb fucking gook makes me eligible tbh.

In.

[21_Dickings]

Bump for the start of the new season. I'm sure there will be many new Lakers fans interested in joining.

[21_Dickings]

In light of Drew shitting all over Duncan, we're taking new recruits.

[Lefty's understudy]

Omg, what is this? I have honestly never seen this thread before in my entire life!

[Veterinarian]

Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.

Founding Fathers:

21_Dickings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse

Honorary Member:

Culburn/Giuseppe

Members (always growing):

Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan
IronMexican
Picc84
41 Shoot Em Up
Pau Gasoft

Avowed enemies (always growing):

Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans

Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.

Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe cocksucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both dicks in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.

What we require from our members:

Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.

Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons: :bking, :toast, :lobt:, :flag:

Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually retarded, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.

Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.

Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.

Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.

Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.

Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.

Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.

Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.

Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.

If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.

Regards,

21_Dickings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).

God Tier post imho

[log in/log out goods]

the real Vet, with the out of nowhere goods

[21_Dickings]

In light of Drew shitting all over Duncan, we're taking new recruits.

Sign up!

[Pelicans78]

I'm interested. Sign me up.

[NRHector]

:lol