BRHornet45's Top 10 sexiest heterosexual female basketball players

[BRHornet45]

sons let us pay tribute to some of the best looking, straight, female basketball players. After all its tough out there for most of these women who are without a doubt in the minority when it comes to women's basketball that is dominated by bull dogs. These women are preyed upon by the bull dogs like mice in a pythons cage, yet they still stand strong to represent the roughly 20% of heterosexual women in basketball at the collegiate and professional level. Now sons I know that it does sound a bit odd and almost like an oxymoron when combining "female basketball players" and "straight/heterosexual" in the same sentence, but yes they do exist. rare, but here are some of the sexiest confirmed straight female ballers. God bless


1. Sue Bird - Seattle Storm

http://i34.tinypic.com/350l20z.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/2igy43l.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/2qdvprk.jpg



2. Kathleen Nash - University of Texas

http://i38.tinypic.com/2iie4bm.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2u6zia9.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/orm0l1.jpg



3. Yoyo Greenfield - Yale

http://i33.tinypic.com/dy81o6.jpg



4. Meghan Gardler - UCONN

http://www.uconnhooplegends.com/images_womensteam09_10/GardlerMeghan.jpg
http://www.intentionalfoul.com/images/meghangardler.jpg



5. Taylor Lilley - Phoenix Mercury

http://i34.tinypic.com/f19xt.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/1eoyfn.jpg



6. Caroline Doty - UCONN

http://i37.tinypic.com/33255af.jpghttp://i33.tinypic.com/35k2wkp.jpg



7. Chantelle Anderson - San Antonio Silver Stars/Atlanta Dream

http://i34.tinypic.com/2en7x5d.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/6ssvit.jpg



8.Sidney Spencer - New York Liberty

http://i33.tinypic.com/30w9hu1.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/6tiq1z.jpg



9. Brooke Smith - Phoenix Mercury

http://i37.tinypic.com/m9cbjn.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/xd8c2g.jpg



10. Swin Cash - Seattle Storm

http://i36.tinypic.com/33dkw82.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/125swg3.jpg

[BRHornet45]

sons I will also give honorable mention to the woman below from Dallas..






http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Dirk-Nowitzki1.jpg

[usdane]

Solid work :toast

[TheMACHINE]

you think theyre straight....then one day...you come to thier game...then

BAM!

[BRHornet45]

you think theyre straight....then one day...you come to thier game...then

BAM!

son all of the ladies listed above are confirmed straight (other than the one from Dallas that I gave honorable mention to). God bless

[milkshakeballa]

excellent work br. bringing the goods per the usual

[dallaskd]

Brooke Smith is ugly as fuck

[BRHornet45]

Brooke Smith is ugly as fuck

son that was just mean as hell. she's far from ugly.

[DMX7]

Are these in order? I'd switch Taylor with Big Bird. But I'd like to co-sign the hell out of the Kat Nash selection. Now dat's a Hottie!

[dallaskd]

son that was just mean as hell. she's far from ugly.

I honestly wouldnt touch it, but to each his own

[thedong]

Im in loved with Yoyo Greenfield, could give a rat ass bout Taylor Lilley, and Kathleen Nash. But Yoyo is just way too cute, and she goes to fucking YALE!

[BRHornet45]

sons can you imagine how annoying and difficult it must be for these ladies to go to practice everyday and then hit the showers and have to worry about bull dogs like Seimone Augustus, Becky Hammon, etc. preying on them?

[thedong]

Sons, can you imagine how much fingerbanging is going on at the PHX Mercury lockeroom? All they need to do is draft Yoyo, and Kathleen, and hire some pervert whose a peephole expert, BAMMMM! We have a story.

[DMX7]

I'm moving to Phoenix if that shit happens. PHX Mercury already have too many hotties on their team. The WNBA Draft needs to distribute picks based on how hot and straight the team is, not how "good" it is at basketball.

Let's figure out what we're selling here people. I need to become the WNBA Commish, and I will ban the taco lickers for good!

[BRHornet45]

I'm moving to Phoenix if that shit happens. PHX Mercury already have too many hotties on their team. The WNBA Draft needs to distribute picks based on how hot and straight the team is, not how "good" it is at basketball.

Let's figure out what we're selling here people. I need to become the WNBA Commish, and I will ban the taco lickers for good!

son the Mercury only have 2 confirmed straight players on their entire team. Taylor Lilley and Brooke Smith ... and of course both of them spend most of their time cheering from the bench.

[DMX7]

son the Mercury only have 2 confirmed straight players on their entire team. Taylor Lilley and Brooke Smith ... and of course both of them spend most of their time cheering from the bench.

son, I think you need to tell me what you saw that one night.

[balldontlie]

what about becky hammond or whatever her name

[BRHornet45]

what about becky hammond or whatever her name

son plz pay attention to the thread title. notice it says "sexiest HETEROSEXUAL players". thx

[balldontlie]

son plz pay attention to the thread title. notice it says "sexiest HETEROSEXUAL players". thx

shes bi

[BRHornet45]

shes bi

LMAO denial at its finest!

[Venti Quattro]

son so you now totally accept that Diana Taurasi is a lesbian. Good work.

[easy7]

I thought you wanted the WNBgAy threads ban

[Brazil]

son, number 2, 3 and 4 >>>> Sue IMHO

[Giuseppe]

All American beaver.

[fevertrees]

I will COSIGN the hell out of these choices, but mah Taylor needs to be in the top 3! =)

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

All of them look like lesbos to me except Sue Bird. She looks like bisexual to me, which is nice.

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

Brooke Smith is ugly as fuck

She looks fine to me.

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

son, number 2, 3 and 4 >>>> Sue IMHO

Son, you are crazy.

[Indazone]

Kathleen Nash should be number 1 but then you also gave credit to the woman from Dallas :lol

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

Kathleen Nash should be number 1 but then you also gave credit to the woman from Dallas :lol

I like the Sue Bird better.

[Brazil]

son, you are crazy.



Kathleen Nash should be number 1 but then you also gave credit to the woman from Dallas :lol

see, I'm not crazy Nash >>> Sue

[Ashy Larry]

I'll still take Candace Parker over all mentioned ..... that sista at #7 is nice too ...

[fevertrees]

all of the guys that try to hate on the looks of these fine ass b-ball players are probably the same guys that complain about the color of the dick in adult flicks.... :rollin:rollin

[The Gemini Method]

Not bad choices...I dated only one girl bball player in hs and it was interesting to hear her tell me how many times she'd get hit on by teammates and opponents alike.

[Venti Quattro]

Not bad choices...I dated only one girl bball player in hs and it was interesting to hear her tell me how many times she'd get hit on by teammates and opponents alike.

You know what it would be totally awkward to go on a fisticuff for a girl... against a girl.

[EmptyMan]

All of them look like lesbos to me except Sue Bird. She looks like bisexual to me, which is nice.

lmao, reading all of KBP's post in Borat's voice paid off wonderfully as I read this the first time.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

So you finally concede that Becky Hammon is a carpet mucher/clam licker? what changed your mind?

[koriwhat]

lmao, reading all of KBP's post in Borat's voice paid off wonderfully as I read this the first time.



All look like lesbo 'cept Sue Bird. Look like bi. Is nice!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://frathousesports.com/wp-content/uploads/Meghan-Gardler-UConn-Womens-Basketball-Team.jpg

assuming she's straight doesn't mean she hasn't been carpetdiving before. Looking at some dem UConn bitches there's probably an entrance fee you can't discount with a coke can

[BRHornet45]

I thought you wanted the WNBgAy threads ban

son plz pay attention. I requested that we remove WNBA threads that are attempting to take that league serious. As long as we are admiring the looks of the very few attractive women in the WNBA, then I see no problem.

[BRHornet45]

Not bad choices...I dated only one girl bball player in hs and it was interesting to hear her tell me how many times she'd get hit on by teammates and opponents alike.

son I personally know quite a few girls who have played basketball in college and a few who have played in the WNBA and some of them have said the exact same thing. Its brutal out there for the straight players because they are constantly being preyed upon in the locker room, on the court, etc. Many, not all, but many lesbians in basketball have goals of trying to "flip" the straight girls. Its like a game to them, but in most places should be considered sexual harassment.

[fevertrees]

straight or lesbian...Becky still the BEST

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/HotForHammon/Just%20Found/Bhammon182-1.jpg

[BRHornet45]

So you finally concede that Becky Hammon is a carpet mucher/clam licker? what changed your mind?

son where in the hell have you been? I have been preaching out against Becky "The Bulldog" Hammon for at least 4 or 5 months now lolzzz

[BRHornet45]

all of the guys that try to hate on the looks of these fine ass b-ball players are probably the same guys that complain about the color of the dick in adult flicks.... :rollin:rollin

lolz BGOL up in this motha!!!

[Sportcamper]

BR- There are no Sparks on your list?

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/candaceparker1.jpg

[BRHornet45]

BR- There are no Sparks on your list?

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/candaceparker1.jpg

son even though Tina Thompson is straight, I simply couldn't put her on the list.

[fevertrees]

how come no love for Penny Taylor?

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/mercury/pics/0713merctaylor.jpg

[Johnson]

sons I will also give honorable mention to the woman below from Dallas..
unfortunately, the rest of the ones you posted don't have much more on their chests than Dirk does....

[Sportcamper]

Candace...She has a smoking hot hard body...

[BRHornet45]

Candace...She has a smoking hot hard body...

son her arm pits are hideous though. I put her in the top 15, but not top 10.

[Venti Quattro]

son her arm pits are hideous though. I put her in the top 15, but not top 10.

Son I agree. Plus she married a monster.

[fevertrees]

Anyone a fan of the Miller Twins?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXyJA3wDIn0/SVhzwH16IeI/AAAAAAAAArQ/eZUparuWgd4/s320/12-hottest-twins-in-history02.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Anyone a fan of the Miller Twins?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXyJA3wDIn0/SVhzwH16IeI/AAAAAAAAArQ/eZUparuWgd4/s320/12-hottest-twins-in-history02.jpg

son They both have man-muscles. Don't want...

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

how come no love for Penny Taylor?

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/mercury/pics/0713merctaylor.jpg

Yes I will do her.

[BlackSwordsMan]

9 and 10 are horrible looking and I think #3 should be #1

[BRHornet45]

Sons don't hate on the Miller twins. My sources say they are indeed straight. They just have weird hair styles. Sons instead of bashing certain straight players we all should give them major props instead of hate. Heterosexual female basketball players are a dying breed. Mad respect for the 20% who remain strong and fight off the preying bull dogs.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

congratulations son, for putting together a fine list
thanks for keeping it real and allowing Sue's natural beauty and sex appeal to catapolt her into 1st on your list
for those who dont see it in Sue, i have to say i understand only cause we men can have such differing tastes in women. without bashing, i could say that none of the other straight women on that list do it for me.
God Bless BR

[Sportcamper]

http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/2/2b/Act_kelly_miller.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qka33SJcQEE/RtXl_hcpGdI/AAAAAAAAAEc/WWPuqP4ILJ4/s320/vera_de_milo.jpg

[Sigz]

My girl is up there.

[Sigz]

straight or lesbian...Becky still the BEST

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/HotForHammon/Just%20Found/Bhammon182-1.jpg

She can still go down on me anytime she wants.

[Sisk]

Son 2, 3, 4 are all > 1 tbh

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

son where in the hell have you been? I have been preaching out against Becky "The Bulldog" Hammon for at least 4 or 5 months now lolzzz

LOL, I missed it. I know I wasn't around SpursTalk from the end of May and most if not all of June.

Off topic, but does Roller Derby have any straight women? How about Lady wrestlers? Kelly-Kelly can let me titty fuck her any time.

[BRHornet45]

sons the number 1 straight lady on my list is live on ESPN2 right now.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

Sb 4 3!

[Brazil]

sons the number 1 straight lady on my list is live on ESPN2 right now.

I hate you, I'm just wasting my time watching the game and I put the blame on you, son.

With all your wnba threads full of Sue Bird bisexuality, gimme da beck and so on, you fucked my min up.

Oh god, they look like 10 speedy gonzales playing basketball, Sue is passing her time turning the ball over, a tall red hair player shooting the 3s with the elegance of Shaq at the FTs line, a french girl (Sandrine something) accumulating TOs and fouls, painful to watch... I really hate you son.

[DesignatedT]

#2 ftw

[BRHornet45]

I hate you, I'm just wasting my time watching the game and I put the blame on you, son.

With all your wnba threads full of Sue Bird bisexuality, gimme da beck and so on, you fucked my min up.

Oh god, they look like 10 speedy gonzales playing basketball, Sue is passing her time turning the ball over, a tall red hair player shooting the 3s with the elegance of Shaq at the FTs line, a french girl (Sandrine something) accumulating TOs and fouls, painful to watch... I really hate you son.

son Sue Bird is like a little flower running around out there next to all of those bull dogs

[Venti Quattro]

son Sue Bird is like a little flower running around out there next to all of those bull dogs

The truth

[BRHornet45]

damn sons did yall see that nappy headed hoe just knock Bird down on her ass?

[BRHornet45]

sons do you like my new signature?

[The Gemini Method]

son I personally know quite a few girls who have played basketball in college and a few who have played in the WNBA and some of them have said the exact same thing. Its brutal out there for the straight players because they are constantly being preyed upon in the locker room, on the court, etc. Many, not all, but many lesbians in basketball have goals of trying to "flip" the straight girls. Its like a game to them, but in most places should be considered sexual harassment.

She would tell me that girls would "accidentally" bump into her and grope her like it was some poorly made cliche porn. There was this one big black girl that tried to make a pass on her and she, being my girl at the time, said no and the other girl was about to drop bombs on her. I'm sure its alot more pervasive in the women's sport leagues (esp. basketball) than in men's. I wouldn't be surprised if they would attempt to change a dick rider into a carpet banger.

[BRHornet45]

She would tell me that girls would "accidentally" bump into her and grope her like it was some poorly made cliche porn. There was this one big black girl that tried to make a pass on her and she, being my girl at the time, said no and the other girl was about to drop bombs on her. I'm sure its alot more pervasive in the women's sport leagues (esp. basketball) than in men's. I wouldn't be surprised if they would attempt to change a dick rider into a carpet banger.

son at least in college its not completely dominated by lesbians. I would estimate that its probably like 50/50 at the collegiate level, but in the WNBA its more like 70-80% lesbian ... if not more.

[bus driver]

#2 :wow

the rest of them is nothing beer cant fix.

[Brazil]

son Sue Bird is like a little flower running around out there next to all of those bull dogs

well if only ESPN could focus their cameras on her but no they prefer showing the tall red hair 2 MVPs shooting 3s ! disgusting.. it's like going in a streaper bar and finally see streapers during 5 min break of a 2 hours Celine Dion show.

[Malice]

Those are some big bitches!!!

[BRHornet45]

sons appreciate these ladies, don't hate

[dallaskd]

Meghan Gardler beats all..

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/182/089/MeghanGardler30_display_image.jpg?1269554034


followed by the unlisted..


Lauren Prochaska (Bowling Green):

http://media.syracuse.com/post-standard/photo/f9f7c53b64a680e15434f96ae97f4073_custom_665xauto.j pg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/55/l_e7c5254cab2044d48a0e75a4103beb50.jpg

http://bgnewssports.com/images/2010/03/Lauren_Prochaska.jpg


Tamika Nurse (Bowling Green/Oregon):

http://bgnewssports.com/images/2009/11/Tamika_Nurse.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0319/ncw_i_nurse_200.jpg

http://www.dailyemerald.com/polopoly_fs/1.193976!/image/536116052.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_260/536116052.jpg

Layne Reeves (Nebraska):

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000_uU2SB.L0rk/s

http://image.cdnl3.xosnetwork.com/pics22/200/SW/SWEXLCEYGAOKIPL.20091009153622.jpg

Caroline Doty(UCONN):

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04oc7HbfHy10A/340x.jpg

http://uconn.cpbn.org/files/Doty_Caroline.jpg


Ashley Collier(UC Riverside):

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/182/370/200910WBKCollierAshleyMugMain106_display_image.jpg ?1269494185

[BRHornet45]

son Lauren Jackson looks like King Kong's baby sister. She is hideous and 100% lesbo. The rest of your list is fine, but Jackson needs to be removed. don't doubt me, but if you need proof then see below ...

[dallaskd]

son Lauren Jackson looks like King Kong's baby sister. She is hideous and 100% lesbo. The rest of your list is fine, but Jackson needs to be removed.

I felt the same way. It doesnt matter how good your body looks when your pushing 7 feet

[BRHornet45]

son good job

[BRHornet45]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6972/n9030560390470985398.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

son why the hate on Lauren Jackson? She is a fine Australian lass, mate

[The Batman]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6972/n9030560390470985398.jpg

Fine in the waist, but not in the face

[BlackSwordsMan]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6972/n9030560390470985398.jpg

co ed basketball team?

[BRHornet45]

sons Shalee Lehning is now added to this list. She will also be squaring off against Sue Bird in the WNBA finals coming up.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/images/games/slehningdream.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

My vote is for Kori Ellis...I see that side pic on on her profile and she looks fucking hot to me... of course she plays ball otherwise she wouldn't be leading this whole outfit....

[Koolaid_Man]

Fine in the waist, but not in the face


I doubt you can do better mofo so you better take the crabs left in the barrel...otherwise it's gonna be a dry life for you...:lol

[koriwhat]

what's with all these butch bitches and their receding hairlines, sons?

[Koolaid_Man]

who gives a shit when I see women like this...the first thing I'm checking for is lip thickness...

[koriwhat]

who gives a shit when I see women like this...the first thing I'm checking for is lip thickness...

ha