To the Spurs leaving us this offseason...Farewell Haikus!

[justinandimcool]

I'm sure you guys can come up with funnier stuff than I can, so let's hear em!

Ian Mahinmi

Four steps, one dribble:
The anti-fundamental.
Mazal tov, Cuban


Malik Hairston

The next Bowen? Nah.
Lost his spot to Gary Neal!
Major disrespeck.


Keith Bogans

Franchise Centerpiece…
a warrior like no other…
well, eight years ago


Roger Mason

Since Christmas ‘08,
eighty-two game shooting slump.
What what in his butt.

[Darkwaters]

Mahinmi's l337 Skillz - by Cherry Ass Posters

Spurs rooks are all great!
MVP of the D-League!
They are all perfect!

Hairston: The Future?! - by Keith Bogans

George Gervin reborn?
An elite master balla?
No, the next Bogans!

Ode to Bogans - by Coach Pop

Apple of my eye
Centerpiece of my life's work
Bogans completes me

[Mark in Austin]

Bogans

Blue collar work ethic
effort there but not enough
talent for this Spurs team

[tp2021]

Bogans

Blue collar work ethic
effort there but not enough
talent for this Spurs team

You can say that again. :downspin:

[bigfan]

Mahinmi

Tall kid from France fails
a wasted pick damn not again
the next Shawn Bradley

[Chieflion]

Bogans

Blue collar work ethic
effort there but not enough
talent for this Spurs team (6 syllables)

Hi ducks.

[tp2021]

The first line had 6 syllables too
:downspin:

[Chieflion]

To be fair, Haikus originated from Japan. Japanese poets have stated that a haiku is 5-7-5 moras, which are different from syllables. About 12 syllables are 17 moras, to quote from japanese poets.

I will just treat it as 5-7-5 syllables for the sake of convenience.

Roger Mason

You fucking suck dude
Always played like piece of shit
In 8, we don't trust.

[ALVAREZ6]

Matt Bonner
So glad you are gone
Take your shitty "game" elsewhere
You're fucking useless




oh wait....

[roycrikside]

To Roger Mason
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick

[ALVAREZ6]

Matt Bonner
He has been re-signed
Bringing sad news to Spurs fans
Worst management choice

[Cane]

To Roger Mason
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick

:lol He is an architect after all :downspin:

[Fabbs]

Pop bad heart attack
On sandwich bed with Bonner
Playoffs we now can advance

[GSH]

I don't like haiku.
Screw your seventeen moras.
And Keith Bogans, too.

[timtonymanu]

Roger Mason Jr.
Free Agency Steal?
Boy, did you really fool us.
You one year wonder.

Keith Bogans
AH! The Centerpiece.
The so called next Bruce Bowen
HA HA HA yeah right.

Ian Mahinmi
Shoot threes, spread the floor
That was not your specialty.
Farewell Savior!

Malik Hairston
Bogans and Finley
They got more minutes than you.
You deserve better.

Matt Bonner
AH .... Wait. He's back here?
And for a longer contract?
Err... Welcome back then.

[Chieflion]

timtonymanu with the ducks impression.

[timtonymanu]

timtonymanu with the ducks impression.

ahh.. i gotta fix that.

[Darkwaters]

I don't like haiku.
Screw your seventeen moras.
And Keith Bogans, too.

And it even rhymes!

[jaffies]

Matt, get the fuck out!
Why the fuck are you still here?
....What's that?....You did what?!?

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So long "Centerpiece"
The Spurs will miss your.....ummm, uhhhh
Hmmm....your uhhh....hmmm..........well.........

[SpurCharger]

Matt, get the fuck out!
Why the fuck are you still here?
....What's that?....You did what?!?

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So long "Centerpiece"
The Spurs will miss your.....ummm, uhhhh
Hmmm....your uhhh....hmmm..........well.........
Lmfao!

[cantthinkofanything]

Red headed devil
wasting money wasting time
Happy butterfly

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Rats flee sinking ship
These guys are tossed overboard
before ice is hit

[benefactor]

Hairston is now gone
Make threes instead of play D
The Golden State Spurs

[cantthinkofanything]

Hairston is gone


Haiku Failure alert.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tough to replace Ian
hard to find athletic big
that looks good in suit

[lefty]

Get
The
Fuck
Out

[cantthinkofanything]

Tough to replace Ian
hard to find athletic big
that looks good in suit

Please check Haiku rules
You are ruining this thread boink
Gigglesnort Hotel

[cantthinkofanything]

Please check Haiku rules
You are ruining this thread boink
Gigglesnort Hotel

Oops. Sorry. I was thinking Ian as Eee In.
I'm a dumbass

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bulls get no Bron Bron
Bog-Bog will show the whole league
how to slow down Rose

[DrSteffo]

Stupid Mason was
demanding more playing time
when sucking so bad

[cantthinkofanything]

Kori mean to me
First Amendment rights no more
Obama smiling

[cantthinkofanything]

私を新しい糸を始めることを許可しなさい
私が言う重要な事柄
雌犬があってはいけない

[Spurminator]

This haiku is
Just 33 percent good
Like Mason's three point shooting last year

[DrSteffo]

Sky is the limit
for fantastic Red rocket
Matt Bonner is God?


Ooops he is not leaving :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Too much Matt Bonner
To fit it all in Haiku
Matt deserves Tanka
so much more can be exposed
about his majestic self

[yavozerb]

My name is Malik
Why doesn't pop like my game
Arrivederci

[yavozerb]

I am getting sleepy
Ian, why am I wearing blue
Help, what a nightmare

[hater]

and to think we competed for a championship last year with Mason + Bogans playing significant minutes

[yavozerb]

I try really hard
Bogans means "the centerpiece"
Oh well, thought i'd try

[cantthinkofanything]

There once was a spur name of Matt
Who's quickness was not like a cat
He missed lots of threes
As if some disease
Left him with hands full of scat

[benefactor]

Haiku Failure alert.
Fixed. I was pronouncing Hairston with three syllables.

[Dex]

Roger Mason
Big shot to big dud
It was nice while it lasted
Have fun with Pushups

Keith Bogans
All heart and no brain
Flailing in the shadows of twelve
Centerpiece, my ass

Matt Bonner
Red Rocket is back
Who's that busboy on the court?
F-O, pass that shit