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Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 02:44 PM
I am not much of a conspiracy nut, but there are too many coincidences surrounding Ellsworth Maine. Then Obama not long ago vacations there...

One world government.

UFO incidents.

Other unconnected curiosities.

Any thoughts?
admiralsnackbar
08-07-2010, 04:36 PM
Alka Seltzer will be good for that tomorrow.
Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 04:51 PM
Alka Seltzer will be good for that tomorrow.
Even Steven Spielberg uses it in his 10 part miniseries "Taken." He ties accounts and fiction together real nice. I wonder if this is a fact, or fiction part.
admiralsnackbar
08-07-2010, 05:14 PM
Plop plop fizz, my friend.

Ellsworth is a quaint, extremely expensive town right by the Acadiana nat'l park. Because it's full of obscenely rich old-money families, there is also a healthy economy of artists there that live off the rich folks' patronage, and serving both groups is a very healthy drug trade. The artists plus the drugs plus the northern lights over the big Acadiana sky might explain the UFO stuff, though I didn't ever hear anything about UFOs when I lived in Blue Hill, ME.

As for why Obama would find himself there: it's beautiful, safe, relatively close to DC, and about 20 degrees cooler than the rest of the country. Rich people have summered in ME since way back, and the Obamas are plenty rich.
Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 05:25 PM
And a military base with big hangers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/Ellsworth_Air_Force_Base_-_3Apr1997.jpg/800px-Ellsworth_Air_Force_Base_-_3Apr1997.jpg
admiralsnackbar
08-07-2010, 05:42 PM
Do you present that as evidence of UFOs, or as a source for false positive sightings?

Or as a somber and poetic metaphor for New World Order?
Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 05:44 PM
Do you present that as evidence of UFOs, or as a source for false positive sightings?

Or as a somber and poetic metaphor for New World Order?
I have no evidence. I brought this up as a question. There are coincidences out there, the same as conspiracy theories, but... What If...
admiralsnackbar
08-07-2010, 05:50 PM
"Cast a wide net," eh?

You aren't drunk are you? Stoned, then?
Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 05:56 PM
"Cast a wide net," eh?

You aren't drunk are you? Stoned, then?

The problem is, I'm neither.
Parker2112
08-07-2010, 06:04 PM
Ever mentioned on Coast to Coast AM?
Wild Cobra
08-07-2010, 06:08 PM
Ever mentioned on Coast to Coast AM?
I don't know. I seldom hear the program, but love the possibilities and idiots it exposes.
Parker2112
08-07-2010, 06:59 PM
As most would guess...I am intrigued.

Thanks for the heads up, WC...I am on it sir.
Marcus Bryant
08-07-2010, 08:18 PM
Is there fluoride in the water? Is there FLUORIDE IN THE FUCKING WATER???!
Marcus Bryant
08-07-2010, 08:25 PM
But man, that's fucking scary. Oh shit, check this out. There are two Ls and two Es in "Ellsworth, Maine" just like there's two Ls and two Es in "Michelle."

The NWO is just fucking with us.
balli
08-07-2010, 09:25 PM
I think weed should be legal for most people. But marijuana induced paranoia + republicanism is just a bad fucking joke.
Parker2112
08-07-2010, 09:33 PM
But man, that's fucking scary. Oh shit, check this out. There are two Ls and two Es in "Ellsworth, Maine" just like there's two Ls and two Es in "Michelle."

The NWO is just fucking with us.

(mind has been blown by these concidences)
"ffffuuuuuuuuhhhhh-hhhuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk...."
admiralsnackbar
08-07-2010, 09:40 PM
Is there fluoride in the water? Is there FLUORIDE IN THE FUCKING WATER???!

Thanks for the laugh, man :lol
Parker2112
08-07-2010, 09:41 PM
Is there fluoride in the water? Is there FLUORIDE IN THE FUCKING WATER???!

of fucking course there is flouride...now are you with them or with us?
Parker2112
08-07-2010, 10:06 PM
Modern historians (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Historian) now believe that Norse (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Norsemen) and other sailors (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Sailor) explored the Maine coast before the voyages of Columbus (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Christopher_Columbus), and may have settled there.
Marcus Bryant
08-07-2010, 10:23 PM
Water Closet is now to the right (or left) of Alex Jones.
LnGrrrR
08-07-2010, 11:25 PM
True UFOs don't exist. And 99% of conspiracies don't either.
admiralsnackbar
08-08-2010, 12:44 AM
True UFOs don't exist. And 99% of conspiracies don't either.

You're in on it, too? :(
z0sa
08-08-2010, 12:59 AM
True UFOs don't exist. And 99% of conspiracies don't either.

Link?
Wild Cobra
08-08-2010, 01:39 AM
Modern historians (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Historian) now believe that Norse (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Norsemen) and other sailors (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Sailor) explored the Maine coast before the voyages of Columbus (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Christopher_Columbus), and may have settled there.
There is solid evidence that my Viking ancestors did just that.
4>0rings
08-08-2010, 02:37 AM
Never heard of it brah!
Wild Cobra
08-08-2010, 02:09 PM
True UFOs don't exist.
Then I'd like to know what my friend and I witnessed in the late 70's out in central Oregon. Too perfect to be a weather phenomena, spotlight, etc. Too large to be a satellite, plane, or even blimp. It appeared the size of the moon, and went horizon to horizon in about 3 seconds. Even if it was something man made, or a blimp... It was far away, and could not have traveled that distance that fast.

Was it extraterrestrial? Maybe not, but Mike and I have never been able to think of what else it could be.
LnGrrrR
08-08-2010, 02:36 PM
Link?

I'd give one to you, but they're watching me right now.