**The official Rat Crew roll call thread**

[Ignignokt]

Rat crew, you know who you are. If you snitched to kori about the zosa and chalupa gangbang threads, come out of the foxhole and show yourselves.

Tell everyone what you really think about topics such as Zosa, Koriwhat, the state of ST, Mav Krew, Funt and MIG, and Ignignokt and why you felt the compulsive need to act upon your ratty nature and snitch like the despicable spineless rodent you are.

If you've ever snitched to Kori about deleting threads, here's your chance to tell your reasons.

As of now,.. my list of potential rats are as follows:


Maalox
2blonde
SnC
Martini
Koriwhat
JaG
Leetonidas
Lakaluva
Guiseppe
Ashbeeigh
Wild Chodebrah

[Ignignokt]

this will be the last thread i will start concerning this matter for the rest of 2010. So here's your chance.

[JoeChalupa]

You can scratch me off that list and if you still believe it...I can live with it.

[Ignignokt]

You can scratch me off that list and if you still believe it...I can live with it.

Will do.

[Kori Ellis]

Weird list.

None of those people have ever complained about a thread. I don't think I've ever even interacted with Wild Cobra or SnC. And why would Lakaluva/Guiseppe complain about anything, when they are such troublemakers themselves? The rest of the people on that list aren't the complaining type. You think with all the beating that ashbeeigh takes that she's a complainer? Or that the laidback "boring" Joe Chalupa cares? :lol

Make a new list.

[desflood]

Has it never occurred to you that Kori or LJ may actually read some of the threads and don't need "rats" to know what's going on?

[tlongII]

Frankly I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

[Ignignokt]

Weird list.

None of those people have ever complained about a thread. I don't think I've ever even interacted with Wild Cobra or SnC. And why would Lakaluva/Guiseppe complain about anything, when they are such troublemakers themselves? The rest of the people on that list aren't the complaining type. You think with all the beating that ashbeeigh takes that she's a complainer? Or that the laidback "boring" Joe Chalupa cares? :lol

Make a new list.

:lol, I'm gonna have to send this message to get it checked for encryption.

Kori, if you could, would the type of people to complain, are they the regular active posters or are they the silent types??

[Doug Whiner]

Frankly I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

Neither did I.

[Ignignokt]

Frankly I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

tlong, if you do complain, you're the biggest bitch ever. I could understand RuffnReady but not you.

Actually, you have a lot to complain about.. Being a middle aged Ginger, looking like a retarded high school janitor, being impotent and one can logically deduce that you have a small limp ginger dick because of your affinity for 105 lb asian women.

[Spurminator]

The only thread I've ever complained about to Kori was the one that had video clips of the Megan Fox sex tape. I felt the material was far too graphic for a public forum where children might be present.

[tlongII]

tlong, if you do complain, you're the biggest bitch ever. I could understand RuffnReady but not you.

Actually, you have a lot to complain about.. Being a middle aged Ginger, looking like a retarded high school janitor, being impotent and one can logically deduce that you have a small limp ginger dick because of your affinity for 105 lb asian women.

Oh come on Iggy! What do you think this thread is?

[Triumph]

Hey Ig, me again...listen, I think you have potential, so I'm not going to let the uncontrolled poop fly at this point.

What I am going to suggest is that you go back to bed.

Before you do, set your alarm to wake you up after puberty.

Maybe then, your insecurities will be lessened to a point where you don't feel the need to attack others to hide your shame.

Sweet dreams my little green goblin. See you in the morning.

[BUMP]

tbh, I complain to Kori daily, mostly about Ignignokt

[spursncowboys]

I'm a little offended by being considered a rat.

[Ignignokt]

Hey Ig, me again...listen, I think you have potential, so I'm not going to let the uncontrolled poop fly at this point.

What I am going to suggest is that you go back to bed.

Before you do, set your alarm to wake you up after puberty.

Maybe then, your insecurities will be lessened to a point where you don't feel the need to attack others to hide your shame.

Sweet dreams my little green goblin. See you in the morning.

Did Joe Chalupa spread Peanut Butter on his balls and you proceeded to lick them for him, cuz that would explain your defense for him.

[Ignignokt]

tbh, I complain to Kori daily, mostly about Ignignokt

:p:

Sorry guy I got Koriwhat to meltdown about Calf tats b4 you did pal.

[Triumph]

Did Joe Chalupa spread Peanut Butter on his balls and you proceeded to lick them for him, cuz that would explain your defense for him.



On his toes actually. All nine of them.

But he's just a regular guy with irregular fetishes.


But we digress...this is not about Chalupa.

This is about YOU. Have you set your alarm yet? Get to it.

[Leetonidas]

Sons lol at this butthurt faggot. I've never complained to Kori about anything, ever. Except putting that Spur under my name.

[Ignignokt]

On his toes actually. All nine of them.

But he's just a regular guy with irregular fetishes.


But we digress...this is not about Chalupa.

This is about YOU. Have you set your alarm yet? Get to it.

Waking up to your mom giving me morning head is a better alarm tbh

[Smart Ass]

Did Joe Chalupa spread Peanut Butter on his balls and you proceeded to lick them for him, cuz that would explain your defense for him.

http://www.punkrockdogg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/peanut-butter-balls.jpg

[Ignignokt]

Sons lol at this butthurt faggot. I've never complained to Kori about anything, ever. Except putting that Spur under my name.
Gleetonidas

[Triumph]

Waking up to your mom giving me morning head is a better alarm tbh


Be careful, she can be quite the beech.

How she pleasures such a little man is a mystery to us all though.


Now do I have to sing you a lullaby?

[Smart Ass]

Gleetonidas

:lol Now that did make me laugh.

[Leetonidas]

Gleetonidas

cool story, bro

[Ignignokt]

Be careful, she can be quite the beech.

How she pleasures such a little man is a mystery to us all though.


Now do I have to sing you a lullaby?

That's not what she says. Last after being on my kak she said.."Wow.. I always talk while giving Jr head but I can't utter a sentence with you!".

[Ignignokt]

cool story, bro

chida historia carnal

lol crypto beaner

[Leetonidas]

chida historia carnal

lol crypto beaner

cool story, bro

[Ignignokt]

cool story, bro

I see what you did there.

[Triumph]

That's not what she says. Last after being on my kak she said.."Wow.. I always talk while giving Jr head but I can't utter a sentence with you!".


You are still not asleep yet...okay, lets go deeper.


You like talking about my mother.

So lets discuss yours.

Is she happy to have you acting like such a failure on an internet message board day in and day out?

And what about your father?

They say the apple does not fall far from the tree. So is he as big an ahole as you are? Is he who you learned this adolescent behavior from? Did he fail to grow up as you are failing now?

Please, we are all ears. And I'm sure you have no problem speaking the truth.

You want the rats to come out from hiding. You first.

[Ignignokt]

You are still not asleep yet...okay, lets go deeper.


You like talking about my mother.

So lets discuss yours.

Is she happy to have you acting like such a failure on an internet message board day in and day out?

And what about your father?

They say the apple does not fall far from the tree. So is he as big an ahole as you are? Is he who you learned this adolescent behavior from? Did he fail to grow up as you are failing now?

Please, we are all ears. And I'm sure you have no problem speaking the truth.

You want the rats to come out from hiding. You first.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

phsyc smack!!!

[Triumph]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

phsyc smack!!!


Yes, keep laughing on the outside and crying on the inside.

It's your only defense.

But stop calling others to come out from hiding when you are not man enough to do it yourself.

You should not add hypocrite to your description if your wish is to continue to be a coward.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a little offended by being considered a rat.

I'm not a rat and I am only offended by being considered part of a "crew".

[Cry Havoc]

Frankly I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

I'm shocked I didn't make it. I guess Iggy took it seriously when I asked him why he was so obsessed with me. :lol

[Ignignokt]

I'm shocked I didn't make it. I guess Iggy took it seriously when I asked him why he was so obsessed with me. :lol

lol you have the logic of a nagging woman.. one the one hand i didn't even bother to think of you to put on that list, so that automatically makes me obsessed with you. :lmao

[Ignignokt]

Yes, keep laughing on the outside and crying on the inside.

It's your only defense.

But stop calling others to come out from hiding when you are not man enough to do it yourself.

You should not add hypocrite to your description if your wish is to continue to be a coward.

Hi bigzax!

[Cry Havoc]

lol you have the logic of a nagging woman.. one the one hand i didn't even bother to think of you to put on that list, so that automatically makes me obsessed with you. :lmao

No, that's the point. You aren't obsessing about me as much lately.

[MannyIsGod]

Has it never occurred to you that Kori or LJ may actually read some of the threads and don't need "rats" to know what's going on?

I really really really really doubt this is the case. I don't doubt that Kori gets annoyed with certain posters but I'm almost 100% sure they take action due to complaints.

[Ignignokt]

No, that's the point. You aren't obsessing about me as much lately.

I don't know about that techie fag, you did post in my thread when i didn't even mention your name. :lmao

[Triumph]

Hi bigzax!


In the other thread you call me koriwhat, in this thread I'm bigzax.

Whatever works for you. I'm whoever you want me to be.


But once again, you do not want to focus on who you are?

Who are you?

I mean seriously. Who are you?

You just sit there with poop all over you, typing away.

Don't you want to take a bath?

[Ignignokt]

In the other thread you call me koriwhat, in this thread I'm bigzax.

Whatever works for you. I'm whoever you want me to be.


But once again, you do not want to focus on who you are?

Who are you?

I mean seriously. Who are you?

You just sit there with poop all over you, typing away.

Don't you want to take a bath?

I'm your owner.

Sit boy sit!!

[Triumph]

I'm your owner.

Sit boy sit!!


But I am the one whispering to you.

[Ignignokt]

But I am the one whispering to you.

I'm the one who holds the biscuit and the leach bitch. Now go fetch my tennis ball!

[Triumph]

I'm the one who holds the biscuit and the leach bitch. Now go fetch my tennis ball!


You have nothing I want.

And it is you that are acting like a freak on the leash, so go get your own ball.

KsmSCLyc62E

[Ignignokt]

You have nothing I want.

And it is you that are the freak on the leash, so go get your own ball.

KsmSCLyc62E

lol numetal

lol korn

[Triumph]

lol numetal

lol korn


So you finally smile.

You see, it is good to laugh at yourself sometimes.

[spursncowboys]

I'm not a rat and I am only offended by being considered part of a "crew".

Yah that is worse.

[George W Bush]

Hello America and the Spurstalk world,

I didn't take to snitches in my ex-administrations,
in fact, they were what my daddy called "the enemy".

And if there's one thing The Karate Kid taught me,
is that the enemy deserves no mercy...lol love that movie..

In fact I ran my White House based on my favorite comedies.
That Myagi fella is somethin else. I like his advice, that's why when
I post on ST I always look eye.

But back to snitches, they should all be water-boarded.
I set up a new covert agency at my ranch in Crawford, TX.
My agents have lil Iggy's computer and phones tapped and it has been said
that the lil fella has been a bad busy boy on these internets tryin to find pills
that make his weiner grow.

Hell, who needs a pill? I just boil em and they swell right up.
Hot dogs ain't that complicated. Even I know that. lol

I've made a decision, all snitches should water-board lil Iggy.


I'm George W Bush and I approve this message. :tu

[Mr. Miyagi]

And if there's one thing The Karate Kid taught me,
is that the enemy deserves no mercy...lol love that movie..

In fact I ran my White House based on my favorite comedies.
That Myagi fella is somethin else. I like his advice, that's why when
I post on ST I always look eye.


Ahh, W-san.

You must have gone get popcorn during most important scene.

You miss whole point.

X1kS0A_E2Ag

[CuckingFunt]

Someone once accused me of being a rat here. Years ago. Don't remember who. I thought it was hilarious, though. Especially since it occurred back when Kori was none too shy about the fact she couldn't stand me as a poster.

[gatoloco]

Kori just had the best tatas on the site for so long, I'm not sure she knew how to handle the competition.

[Soul_Patch]

lol @ message board "krews"

hahaha...that's the funniest shit.


Yo man, i can i be in ur krew??

Do we have to type in a certain color to rep our shit?

[Ignignokt]

Hello America and the Spurstalk world,

I didn't take to snitches in my ex-administrations,
in fact, they were what my daddy called "the enemy".

And if there's one thing The Karate Kid taught me,
is that the enemy deserves no mercy...lol love that movie..

In fact I ran my White House based on my favorite comedies.
That Myagi fella is somethin else. I like his advice, that's why when
I post on ST I always look eye.

But back to snitches, they should all be water-boarded.
I set up a new covert agency at my ranch in Crawford, TX.
My agents have lil Iggy's computer and phones tapped and it has been said
that the lil fella has been a bad busy boy on these internets tryin to find pills
that make his weiner grow.

Hell, who needs a pill? I just boil em and they swell right up.
Hot dogs ain't that complicated. Even I know that. lol

I've made a decision, all snitches should water-board lil Iggy.


I'm George W Bush and I approve this message. :tu

:lmao

sup prez, i don't buy weiner pills, i sell them to my number one clients like Clitonidas, zOsa, and Cry Havoc.

[Ignignokt]

tbh, I complain to Kori daily, mostly about Ignignokt

tbh, I can do your job better with 1 troll instead of 400.

[JoeChalupa]

:lmao

sup prez, i don't buy weiner pills, i sell them to my number one clients like Clitonidas, zOsa, and Cry Havoc.

At least I didn't make that list. :lol

[bigzak25]

Big Dog member here.

I'm not the leader, just here to represent. :tu

[Ignignokt]

Big Dog member here.

I'm not the leader, just here to represent. :tu

Sup pill popper!

[bigzak25]

Hey Ignignokt...I hate spelling that...I might just call you man from now on...:lol

I'm doing good...but I don't pop pills...well...actually, I am taking this thing called megared I got from Costco...has krill oil in it. Fish oil is good for your heart, but this one doesn't leave you burping fish breath all day.

[JoeChalupa]

Sup pill popper!

Please tell me your woman is a pill popper.

[Ignignokt]

Big Dog member here.

I'm not the leader, just here to represent. :tu


Please tell me your woman is a pill popper.

Is your wife?

[IronMexican]

I'm gonna file a complaint just to get into the rat crew

[IronMexican]

How do I file a complaint?

[jag]

lol at this ignig kid being on my nuts. I bet you're a cool guy

[jag]

:wow



:Smirollin

that was such a "Yeah! lets band together, don beadsheet capes and wooden swords and embark on the path to Cydonia, if that's what you mean!!" nerdy little bitch cry for acceptance to the MK.



Dude, that was pretty pathetic, you actually suggested joining when no one even knew you existed and then tried to list your credentials of why you should join. It's gonna be pathetic seeing you make pleas to join the Mookie Crew in the future becuase you threw them under the bus to show your credentials to the MK!! lol!

JaG you just a bandwagoning FaG, but that's okay, you sound like you're just 13 so I'll cut you some slack.

lol do you have any idea what you're talking about? Did you even read that thread?

[Ignignokt]

lol do you have any idea what you're talking about? Did you even read that thread?

i wasn't repsonding to that thread. You're such an idiot. Why don't you address it over there.LOL!!

[JoeChalupa]

Is your wife?

Nope, got her tubes tied. I was just hoping you are taking precautions against any evil spawn.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

okay you gotta admit

wild chodebrah is pretty funny

[thispego]

okay you gotta admit

wild chodebrah is pretty funny

:lmao

[J.T.]

The only thread I've ever complained about to Kori was the one that had video clips of the Megan Fox sex tape. I felt the material was far too graphic for a public forum where children might be present.

Let me get this. You ratted about a video of naked hot chic like Megan Fox being posted in a thread? Go turn in your dick right fucking now.

[koriwhat]

Rat crew, you know who you are. If you snitched to kori about the zosa and chalupa gangbang threads, come out of the foxhole and show yourselves.

Tell everyone what you really think about topics such as Zosa, Koriwhat, the state of ST, Mav Krew, Funt and MIG, and Ignignokt and why you felt the compulsive need to act upon your ratty nature and snitch like the despicable spineless rodent you are.

If you've ever snitched to Kori about deleting threads, here's your chance to tell your reasons.

As of now,.. my list of potential rats are as follows:


Maalox
2blonde
SnC
Martini
Koriwhat
JaG
Leetonidas
Lakaluva
Guiseppe
Ashbeeigh
Wild Chodebrah

you're such a little fuckin' bitch and you know it... making this thread just proves my point.

whatup little bitch!?

[badfish22]

you changed bitches & blunts!

[koriwhat]

:p:

Sorry guy I got Koriwhat to meltdown about Calf tats b4 you did pal.

you didn't get shit!

what do you actually consider a meltdown? i don't believe hanging around and playing feed the troll is actually having some kind of breakdown, meltdown, whatever. if you haven't noticed i'm still here and i still think you're a piece of shit and i bet you're some little piece of shit that has like 2 wks left of summer before his little piece of shit ass gets kicked in the c-hall on the first day back.

[koriwhat]

Waking up to your mom giving me morning head is a better alarm tbh

only a 14-16 yr old fag could come up with something so witty. welcome back class of 2013!

[J.T.]

lol age smack

[badfish22]

:cry im sick of them making fun of bitches & blunts! im gonna change it

[Dave Mustaine]

god hates the mavs too!

so after 3 months of getting your ass handed to you about bitches & blunts!, you change it to that gem?

[badfish22]

:cry genius fucking switch. I literally have no way to make fun of that.

[koriwhat]

god hates the mavs too!

so after 3 months of getting your ass handed to you about bitches & blunts!, you change it to that gem?

nope. just felt like changing it. i don't do things here on the net or in my life because of the fag crew.

yall think too highly of yourselves.

[Dave Mustaine]

nope. just felt like changing it. i don't do things here on the net or in my life because of the fag crew.

yall think too highly of yourselves.


the mav krew obviously did something right in order for you to have multiple melt downs in a very short time period.

[koriwhat]

the mav krew obviously did something right in order for you to have multiple melt downs in a very short time period.

oh no! my life is shit now that a bunch of fags on the internet think they won some kind of award for trolling a msgboard they have no business at. oh no! what shall i do?

bunch of pathetic dumbfucks yall are. did you have to get jumped into your gay crew?

btw, you can't define neo-hippy so can you give me your definition of such a meltdown? pretty please!

[Dave Mustaine]

my life is shit


Anyone who's read your posts know that, tbh.

[koriwhat]

Anyone who's read your posts know that, tbh.

well you can assume all you want. i think i have a pretty good life thus far, no complaints at all.

am i supposed to walk a certain path in life to appease the all-time fag squad? nope. i walk my own path and that's why i also could give a fuck about buddying up with a bunch of fags on the internet to show how "hard" i am.

[Dave Mustaine]

well you can assume all you want. i think i have a pretty good life thus far, no complaints at all.

am i supposed to walk a certain path in life to appease the all-time fag squad? nope. i walk my own path and that's why i also could give a fuck about buddying up with a bunch of fags on the internet to show how "hard" i am.

sweet lid! :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

You can complain to someone about a thread?

:lmao seriously.

[koriwhat]

You can complain to someone about a thread?

:lmao seriously.

not only that but these fools can go about making their bs assumptions over and over again and believing them even though these fools are way off the mark.

it's almost as bad as believing the mavs will ever hoist a LOB.

[JoeChalupa]

Was this mystery ever solved?