So I'm chilling at my friends house playing XBOX

[PGDynasty24]

And were playing some COD when one of my friends is asleep. And all of a sudden he screams "A spider is on my face!",my other friend takes off his shoe and runs at my friend wacks him in the face trying to kill the spider. My friends nose is bleeding and he is like "Fuck that hurt" while blood is all over his face. And he's hurting so we take him to emergency and supposedly he has a broken nose. And the funniest part of whole thing is when my friend tried to hit the spider with his shoe,he didn't even get the spider. The spider just fell off and frolicked away. :lmao

P.S.- I DGAF is in wrong forum,sue me!

[Venti Quattro]

1/10

[z0sa]

I can't think of anyone who would possibly give a shit.

[PGDynasty24]

I can't think of anyone who would possibly give a shit.

Your mom does! She called me for our usual Afternoon fuck and she asked where I was at,and I told her I was at the emergency room. And she was scared that I would be late for our shindig but I told her It wouldn't make be late for that. Needless to say...6 hours later;she is not a disappointed women:toast

[BRHornet45]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[Sisk]

????????????????????????????????????????

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Fag

[Sisk]

:rolleyes

This thread is still better than all of yours tbh

[ElNono]

So what happened with the spider? Did it bit somebody? Did it smell the blood and ripped your friend's nose off? Was the house full of spider web when you guys came back from the hospital?

[kamikazi_player]

Cool story bro! Very AWESOME!

[midnightpulp]

Thread sucks.

[PM5K]

Does he look like this now:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpO56u8eacOnh34N2GN6bjNYNa20pi1 7hU2Z7V6pw16za6f4I&t=1&usg=__zRQnVJMnKlWfjdrZCQeGTq1VXyI=

[CubanSucks]

So one of your friends hits the other in his face breaking his nose (at best just made it bleed) and he never does anything about it? Your story sucks and it's full of holes. Suck the dick of everyone who actually read through it

[bus driver]

i give this thread a 1.5 and thats only because of BRHORNET45's image:
http://i26.tinypic.com/20hljlt.jpgAUTH. CODE: 74842-1255611747481-16055432

[bigzak25]

so one of your friends is a screamer and the other is an ahole?

Maybe it was all that Call of Duty rage built up.

Try playing Toy Story 3, it's much more fun.

[Boris]

Playing COD? Sounds fishy to me.

[Boris]

Does he look like this now:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpO56u8eacOnh34N2GN6bjNYNa20pi1 7hU2Z7V6pw16za6f4I&t=1&usg=__zRQnVJMnKlWfjdrZCQeGTq1VXyI=

:lol :lol :lol

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

gay

[Dave Mustaine]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

holy fuck bro, 2003 called and it wants it's tired played out joke back.

[CubanSucks]

holy fuck bro, 2003 called and it wants it's tired played out joke back.

Saying a certain time called and wanted something back, now THAT's an original joke