KFC Skinwich

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/18/skinwich-2.jpg

KFC is testing a new sandwich: The Skinwich.
5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon.
It’s only available at a handful of KFCs (for now).


http://www.brainresidue.com/taste-test-kfcs-new-skinwich/

[lefty]

So they are trying to kill people

[Spurminator]

Other Skinwich test stores:
Ekaf, Maine – Colbert Blvd.
Tihsllub, Oklahoma – Corner of 3rd & Twain.
Eritas, California – Dense St.

[CubanSucks]

I may be ignorant with chicken but isn't that just batter?

[balli]

that is revolting

[mrsmaalox]

The fried feather and chicken shit sandwich is just around the corner.....

[Spurminator]

The Double Skinwich is even better. But the best is the Skin-Down, which is the same ingredients as the Skinwich sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken in place of the bread. They're testing that in Lear Tonsisiht, MS.

[lebomb]

Stretch is waiting on the foreskin sandwich........layers of cock skin, mayonnaise, mustard and two slices of cheese on a toasted bun.

[boutons_deux]

Selling chicken skin parallels the scam of chicken wings, meatless pieces that weren't breasts or drums and used to be ground up into animal feeds, until marketing created the fad of wings.

"they are trying to kill people"

As with BigPharma and BigOil, BigFood killing and sickening people is an easily justifiable, tax-deductible cost of doing business.

[Spurminator]

Selling chicken skin parallels the scam of chicken wings, meatless pieces that weren't breasts or drums and used to be ground up into animal feeds, until marketing created the fad of wings.

"they are trying to kill people"

As with BigPharma and BigOil, BigFood killing and sickening people is an easily justifiable, tax-deductible cost of doing business.

:lmao

This thread just won.

[Bender]

that is revolting
just reading the OP makes me want to barf.

[DesignatedT]

sounds disgusting.

[stretch]

Stretch is waiting on the foreskin sandwich........layers of cock skin, mayonnaise, mustard and two slices of cheese on a toasted bun.

thats pretty disgusting. its nice to know you enjoy fabricating such delicacies (in your mind)

[leemajors]

Crispy chicken skin is awesome, doesn't need to be fried though.

[baseline bum]

Does anyone here actually believe this garbage?

[balli]

Does anyone here actually believe this garbage?

Not really, but you know the phrase about the dangers of under-estimating Americans.

[ashbeeigh]

This recent news story on ABC Nightly News could help explain it.


Kentucky Fried Fight
Franchise Owners Cry Foul Over Parent Company's Focus on Grilled Chicken

41 comments By YUNJI DE NIES and CLAUDIA ACOSTA
Aug. 17, 2010

For nearly 60 years the Colonel's original recipe has kept customers coming back to KFC for the finger lickin' treat, but the brand is in trouble.

Going healthy with grilled chicken has caused franchise owners to sue.

Sales have dropped in the year since KFC began its grilled chicken ad campaign and some franchise owners are now suing KFC's parent company, Yum Brands, to regain control of KFC's advertising strategy.

KFC's problems began in early 2009 with the introduction of grilled chicken to the restaurant menu. A new, agressive ad campaign with the slogan "Unthink KFC" hit the airwaves, touting the health-conscious alternative to its famous fried chicken.

The company then partnered with "The Oprah Winfrey Show," with the media titan offering viewers a free meal -- two pieces of grilled chicken, two sides and a biscuit. All they needed to do was download a coupon within two days of the announcement.

The response was overwhelming: Thousands of people showed up with their coupons at restaurants around the country. Some locations ran out of food.

KFC was forced to shut down the promotion and company president Roger Eaton issued an apology to customers. Franchises had to pay the cost of the giveaway themselves.

That's when KFC began losing. While sales at other chicken chains grew last year, KFC's fell 6 percent.

"I think it says people who care about nutrition have never been customers of KFC and probably have better places to go," said Dr. Michael Jacobson, executive director of the Center for Science in the Public Interest.

Franchisees are angry with Yum Brands for moving away from its Kentucky fried history, confusing customers with its focus on grilled chicken.

"We are fried chicken. We shouldn't be embarassed about that," said William Eubanks, who owns 29 KFC franchises. "That's our heritage, that's our DNA, that's who we are."



http://abcnews.go.com/WN/kfc-franchise-owners-cry-foul-focus-grilled-chicken/story?id=11420556

[redzero]

Stretch is waiting on the foreskin sandwich........layers of cock skin, mayonnaise, mustard and two slices of cheese on a toasted bun.

Who thinks of something like this? Honestly.

[IronMexican]

Who thinks of something like this? Honestly.

:rollin

[Blake]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/18/skinwich-2.jpg

KFC is testing a new sandwich: The Skinwich.
5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon.
It’s only available at a handful of KFCs (for now).


http://www.brainresidue.com/taste-test-kfcs-new-skinwich/

looks like an Arby's beef sandwich

[thispego]

Does anyone here actually believe this garbage?

After the thread about the double down sandwhich ended up being true, I'll believe anything from kfc! :wow

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Finally! Minorities have only been asking for this since like 1988.

This will be a huge hit in China. Those chinese jack off to KFC.

[JamStone]

If this were for real, when the cashier asks, "would you like to try our new skin sandwich," you should be allowed to punch them in the face and they should give you a free double down.

[TIMMYD!]

It's not real, just a hoax.

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/2010/08/kfc-skinwich-hoax-gets-readers-salivating-groaning.html

[IronMexican]

Damn! I wanted it to be so real. Just to see how much the diabeetus rates wuz gon' go up.

[Drachen]

For those who think this is real, take a VERY close look at the town names where the locations are. Its posted several posts up.

[TIMMYD!]

For those who think this is real, take a VERY close look at the town names where the locations are. Its posted several posts up.

Oh shit I never even noticed that: Fake, Bullshit, Satire.