CHEATriots vs. Falcons preseason game thread

[Goran Dragic]

I expect more of the same tonight:

James Sanders will continue to blow dick, but he'll still make the team because of his "intangibles".

Brandon Spikes, Patrick Chung, Terrence Wheatley, and Devin McCourty will continue to bully these niggas but they just don't have the "intangibles" of James Sanders, Gary Guyton and Jonathan Wilhite.

They'll try and use more and more multi TE sets since their goal is to be more physical this year. lol @ the premature ejaculation Aaron Hernandez comparisons to Dallas Clark, Gronk is by far the more complete player of the two.

[monosylab1k]

tbh Gronk needs to start showing it, he's been nonexistent thus far.

[Goran Dragic]

If James Sanders can still be on this team after contributing nothing for so long, then I think Gronk gets longer than the preseason of his rookie year to start showing stuff. Gronk never had to block in college, so it's gonna take time for him to transition into being a complete prostyle tight end.

[dirk4mvp]

Gronk's problem is he just sucks.

[Goran Dragic]

kinda like Jevan Snead

[dirk4mvp]

kinda like Jevan Snead

:lmao that's the best you could do?

[Goran Dragic]

It's better than resorting to understudy jokes.

[Goran Dragic]

Tbh Brandon Spikes is going to get chode bloaded once teams decide to game plan for his gheyness and exploit his 5.8 40 time.

McCourty be pretty nasty tho.

Brandon Spikes was out of shape for his combine and 40 times are overrated as shit. If Brandon Spikes 40 time wasn't exploited in the SEC, it won't be exploited in the NFL.

[dirk4mvp]

Not really. The Snead joke was just sad.

[monosylab1k]

tbh at least Gronk would never play so goddamn lazy that Tracy Porter can jump his route.

[monosylab1k]

lol playing lazy as shit in the super bowl

[dirk4mvp]

He'll never get the chance to play in the SB as long as Brady is getting his chode imploded by Baltimore.

[Goran Dragic]

He'll never get the chance to play in the SB as long as Brady is getting his chode imploded by Baltimore.
Well if he had a defense like the 2006 Colts that could hold Baltimore to 6 points it'd be a lot easier.

[dirk4mvp]

crofl having the ball 3 quarters and still losing

[Goran Dragic]

crofl repeatedly using Gibril Wilson as an excuse

[Goran Dragic]

Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez are THOSE niggas

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"Cheatriots" :lmao:lmao:lmao

That was pretty clever. Cause they cheated in 07 :lmao :tu

[Goran Dragic]

tbh Gronk needs to start showing it, he's been nonexistent thus far.
:lol


Gronk's problem is he just sucks.
:lmao

[IronMexican]

He does suck. Oh look at me! I got drafted so I'm gonna do some little gay scrum that me and my friends and family do.

[Goran Dragic]

He does suck. Oh look at me! I got drafted so I'm gonna do some little gay scrum that me and my friends and family do.
huh?

[IronMexican]

Wasn't he the guy that got drafted and did that thing with all his buddies? Like some rugby thing. Confirmed for gay.

[Goran Dragic]

Wasn't he the guy that got drafted and did that thing with all his buddies? Like some rugby thing. Confirmed for gay.
Yeah god for bid someone celebrate with his family when he finally lived the day he's been dreaming about for years.

[dirk4mvp]

Best preseason TE of all time!

[IronMexican]

Sounds gay. Almost as gay as that Robin Lopez gif.



gay

[IronMexican]

If Gronk wasn't from UA, and didn't get drafted by the pats, we would have heard how gay that thing was by DoK on draft day.

[Goran Dragic]

Yeah because I have a history of making fun of people for being happy about making the NFL. Notice how you're the only person who has an issue with someone celebrating with his family.

[IronMexican]

But you hate Tebow because he's happy about not being aborted.

[Goran Dragic]

But you hate Tebow because he's happy about not being aborted.
Yup, that's why I hate Tebow!

[IronMexican]

Hater. Tebow's a fag, though. Fuck that guy.

[Goran Dragic]

Fortunately unlike THAT nigga Gronk Tebow will be out of the NFL in 4 years MAX.

[Goran Dragic]

Tbh though how fun would it be to be a D-lineman on the Raiders or Chargers so 2 times a year you can just yell fucked up shit at Tebow the entire game like, "Ima give you the abortion your mom never got" or "After today, you're gonna wish your mom got an abortion."

[G0D]

Tbh though how fun would it be to be a D-lineman on the Raiders or Chargers so 2 times a year you can just yell fucked up shit at Tebow the entire game like, "Ima give you the abortion your mom never got" or "After today, you're gonna wish your mom got an abortion."

Watch it

[Goran Dragic]

Watch it
Sup homo.

[monosylab1k]

Best preseason TE of all time!

How's Anthony "I'm always hurt and haven't accomplished shit but JT and dirk4mvp still tout me as the greatest slot receiver in NFL history" Gonzalez working out?

[dirk4mvp]

:cry don't make fun of my unproven but the best preseason TE of all time! :cry

[monosylab1k]

and tbh the fact that a fucking rookie QB could look like Joe Montana on our defense all night is more than a little discouraging.

Nice that Derrick Burgess has emerged from semi-retirement to contribute dick.

[monosylab1k]

:cry don't make fun of my unproven but the best preseason TE of all time! :cry

:cry Anthony Gonzalez would never have let Tracy Porter curbstomp Peyton :cry

[dirk4mvp]

Patriot fans are getting more and more desperate due to the gap widening this season. Myself and fellow beloved Colt fan JT points out that adding more depth to the WR position means more cromination somehow turned into him being touted as the greatest slot receiver in NFL history out of fear.

[monosylab1k]

Also, no action for Maroney again? Is he that deep in the doghouse?

[dirk4mvp]

:cry Anthony Gonzalez would never have let Tracy Porter curbstomp Peyton :cry

tbh he probably could've done a better job than Roidney (:lmao) Harrison at not letting a guy use his helmet to catch a ball.

[monosylab1k]

Patriot fans are getting more and more desperate due to the gap widening this season. Myself and fellow beloved Colt fan JT points out that adding more depth to the WR position means more cromination somehow turned into him being touted as the greatest slot receiver in NFL history out of fear.

fear of what? lazy route running? Haitians dropping every pass in sight? If Tracy Porter can jizz all over the Colts, Leigh Bodden should have no problem.

[dirk4mvp]

Tracy Porter's haircut would be the best CB on the Pats.

[monosylab1k]

tbh he probably could've done a better job than Roidney (:lmao) Harrison at not letting a guy use his helmet to catch a ball.

I'm tired and don't give a shit anymore.

3 rings faggot.

Gnite.

[Goran Dragic]

Yeah the defense is still a year away (at least). Tully Banta-Cain fuckin sucks, other than being able to dominate the Bills twice a year, he's a useless sack of shit. Brandon McCourty played a lot more like a rookie tonight, while Jonathan Wilhite, Gary Guyton and James Sanders were their usual "I have nothing to contribute other than being able to tackle the guy I'm covering after he picks up a first down" selves.

[Goran Dragic]

Why I just called him Brandon McCourty I have no idea.

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If Gronk wasn't from UA, and didn't get drafted by the pats, we would have heard how gay that thing was by DoK on draft day.

i think that runs in Patriot fans blood, because mono was all excited at the thought of the Pats getting Dez Bryant, and since he's on the Cowboys now, he thinks hes going to be a mass headcase, suck ass, etc...

tbh its a patriot fans way of life. its literally impossible for them to debate objectively and unemotionally.

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How's Anthony "I'm always hurt and haven't accomplished shit but JT and dirk4mvp still tout me as the greatest slot receiver in NFL history" Gonzalez working out?

i think its also currently in colts fans blood to massively overrate players on their team, not realizing that Peyton pretty much makes everyone on that offense 100x better than they really are. Brandon Stokely being a perfect example of that.

no name receiver in Baltimore, comes to the Colts, gets 1000 yards+recognition as one of the top slot WRs in the NFL, leaves, and doesn't do shit ever again except for some weird-ass catch for a last second win

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and to save everyone some time, its in Raiders fans blood to root for a suckass team, LOLZ al davis, Jafatass Russell, ehren brooks, mccown fags, 4.3 40-time receivers, etc... oh and Assfaceamunga getting raped by Reggie Wayne that one time - cant forget that one

[Goran Dragic]

Not sure how I'm overrating Gronk by saying that there's nothing wrong with him celebrating the fact he made it to the NFL but OK :tu

[Goran Dragic]

IMO that makes a lot more sense than Coltfan saying Gonzalez stealing touches from Austin Collie is somehow an improvement when Collie's rookie season was far more impressive than any season Gonzalez has had.

[dirk4mvp]

Of course it makes a lot more sense IYO. Everything you say is right and has never been wrong.

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Of course it makes a lot more sense IYO. Everything you say is right and has never been wrong.

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

Everything you say is right and has never been wrong.
it's funny you have no real way to dispute it

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it's funny you have no real way to dispute it

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

IMO that makes a lot more sense than Coltfan saying Gonzalez stealing touches from Austin Collie is somehow an improvement when Collie's rookie season was far more impressive than any season Gonzalez has had.

Also when did anyone say that? Coltfan saying adding depth at WR only helps has turned into some crazy things by deperate Patfans :lol

[Goran Dragic]

Also when did anyone say that? Coltfan saying adding depth at WR has turned into some crazy things by deperate Patfans :lolo
JT said it makes the Colts better if Gonzalez comes back and takes touches from Collie.

[Goran Dragic]

:lol

:lol

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Also when did anyone say that? Coltfan saying adding depth at WR only helps has turned into some crazy things by deperate Patfans :lol

:lol

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JT said it makes the Colts better if Gonzalez comes back and takes touches from Collie.

:lol

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:lol

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

where?


:lol

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where?


:lol

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

:lol

:madrun

[Goran Dragic]

where?


:lol
His nowhere to go but up thing.

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:madrun

:lol

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His nowhere to go but up thing.

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

And tbh Dirk I'll freely admit that I wouldn't expect New England to beat Indy in a playoff game as it stands, so it's not "desperation", but that has nothing to do with the "improvements" Indy made. Given how Bradford looked last night Manning isn't gonna have a problem shredding New England's defense with or without Gonzalez.

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new englands defense is pretty crappy. the offense is going to have to be ridiculously good again, forcing other teams to have to score ridiculous amounts of points for the defense to look even moderately decent.

[monosylab1k]

mono was all excited at the thought of the Pats getting Dez Bryant, and since he's on the Cowboys now, he thinks hes going to be a mass headcase, suck ass, etc...

bullshit.

I've never said Dez Bryant would suck ass. Even when I was criticizing him, I still said that he would have a great career because he's way too talented to suck in the NFL.

And I never criticized him or called him a head case once, until his actions proved he was a head case. If he had been drafted by the Patriots and refused to carry Torry Holt's pads in training camp, I would have said the exact same thing about him.

[monosylab1k]

new englands defense is pretty crappy. the offense is going to have to be ridiculously good again, forcing other teams to have to score ridiculous amounts of points for the defense to look even moderately decent.

tbh everything on NE's defense is actually way improved, except for one area which is pass rush, which is the most important area on defense. So having improved safeties and corners and linebackers is pretty much sent into the toilet when the QB has all day to throw the football.

Not going after Julius Peppers, losing Ty Warren, and somehow thinking faggot Derrick Burgess will suffice as a pass rusher is a huge mistake that will probably cost the Pats a shot at the Super Bowl.

[Goran Dragic]

new englands defense is pretty crappy. the offense is going to have to be ridiculously good again, forcing other teams to have to score ridiculous amounts of points for the defense to look even moderately decent.
Outside of the Titans and Jacksonville game last year the offense for the most part sucked. The defense way overachieved last year and that's the only reason they made the playoffs. Now the offense is actually good again but the defense still has too many problems at DE and OLB. It's still at least a year away from being superbowl caliber, but you over exaggerate how bad their D really is.

[monosylab1k]

Outside of the Titans and Jacksonville game last year the offense for the most part sucked. The defense way overachieved last year and that's the only reason they made the playoffs. Now the offense is actually good again but the defense still has too many problems at DE and OLB. It's still at least a year away from being superbowl caliber, but you over exaggerate how bad their D really is.

tbh getting curbstomped by Sam Bradford doesn't help our case.

It sucks cuz if Belichick had made any effort whatsoever to get one quality pass rusher, we wouldn't be talking about the defense.

[monosylab1k]

Unless Jermaine Cunningham is secretly about to go Jevon Kearse in his rookie year. I highly doubt it. :lol wait, I'm an irrational homer Pats fan, how come I'm not predicting 15+ sacks from him?

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bullshit.

I've never said Dez Bryant would suck ass. Even when I was criticizing him, I still said that he would have a great career because he's way too talented to suck in the NFL.

And I never criticized him or called him a head case once, until his actions proved he was a head case. If he had been drafted by the Patriots and refused to carry Torry Holt's pads in training camp, I would have said the exact same thing about him.

not carrying someones pads doesnt mean shit. the fact that the other teammates were so asshurt by it is what is truly pathetic

[monosylab1k]

not carrying someones pads doesnt mean shit.

no, but not carrying their pads, telling the media you're too good to carry pads, then getting butthurt over all the media attention that you started in the first place, means you're incredibly immature.

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Unless Jermaine Cunningham is secretly about to go Jevon Kearse in his rookie year. I highly doubt it. :lol wait, I'm an irrational homer Pats fan, how come I'm not predicting 15+ sacks from him?

because you are too busy annointing Jerod Mayo and Brandon Merriweather as Ray Lewis and Ronnie Lott.

[monosylab1k]

because you are too busy annointing Jerod Mayo and Brandon Merriweather as Ray Lewis and Ronnie Lott.

Ed Reed tbh.

Pat Chung = Ronnie Lott
and Brandon Spikes = Mike Singletary

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Ed Reed tbh.

Pat Chung = Ronnie Lott
and Brandon Spikes = Mike Singletary

ah

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none of it matters though

rams = new dynasty

bradford = GOAT

[monosylab1k]

By next season Cunningham will be experienced enough to replicate Peter Boulware in his prime. So basically we'll have an even better version of the 2000 Ravens defense.

[monosylab1k]

none of it matters though

rams = new dynasty

bradford = GOAT

tbh he's not black or athletic enough for your taste.

[Goran Dragic]

Not going after Julius Peppers, losing Ty Warren, and somehow thinking faggot Derrick Burgess will suffice as a pass rusher is a huge mistake that will probably cost the Pats a shot at the Super Bowl.
Just as much as not having an elite rusher at OLB is a problem, not having a DE who can get pressure on the QB and command double teams like Seymour and a SS like Lawyer Milloy or pre-2005 Rodney Harrison who helps a lot against the run and makes receivers scared to run routes in the middle of the field is a problem. Just look at Pittsburgh, Woodley and Harrison were healthy last year but their defense imploded without Aaron Smith and Troy Polamalu.

[monosylab1k]

Just as much as not having an elite rusher at OLB is a problem, not having a DE who can get pressure on the QB and command double teams like Seymour and a SS like Lawyer Milloy or pre-2005 Rodney Harrison who helps a lot against the run and makes receivers scared to run routes in the middle of the field is a problem. Just look at Pittsburgh, Woodley and Harrison were healthy last year but their defense imploded without Aaron Smith and Troy Polamalu.

I think Chung is going to do great at SS (lol pats homer).

Not having anything decent up front besides Wilfork is going to hurt tremendously though.

[dirk4mvp]

tbh if BJGE started, the Pats would probably win the SB.

[dirk4mvp]

tbh if BJGE started, the Pats would probably win the SB.

well that's a little bit of an over statement, but they'd do better than the 9-7 they're destined for this season.

[Goran Dragic]

I think Chung is going to do great at SS (lol pats homer).

Not having anything decent up front besides Wilfork is going to hurt tremendously though.
It makes no sense but for some reason BB has started Meriweather at SS and Chung at FS in the preseason. Similar to Spikes enabling Mayo to switch back to WILB (his natural position), I figured the whole point of Chung was so Meriweather can switch back to free safety and Chung could bust plays up at the line of scrimmage.

Ron Brace played well last night but even if Warren were healthy they'd still be missing that Seymour type presence.

[monosylab1k]

well that's a little bit of an over statement, but they'd do better than the 9-7 they're destined for this season.

crofl, we're all going to have a good laugh this year when the Texans have a better record than the Colts.

[dirk4mvp]

crofl, we're all going to have a good laugh this year when the Texans have a better record than the Colts.

The Texans have basically turned into the Mavericks. Build up a team for the sole purpose of beating one other team. But at least the Mavericks actually beat the Spurs every now and then.

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tbh he's not black or athletic enough for your taste.

hes indian

close enough

and the dude is a pretty good athlete too. he throws on the run as well as anyone in the league

[Goran Dragic]

hes indian

close enough
a nigga and a prairie nigga aren't the same thing

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tbh if BJGE started, the Pats would probably win the SB.

have benjarvus othellotron posted lately?

[dirk4mvp]

have benjarvus othellotron posted lately?

I'm sure he would if his accounts didn't get deleted :lol

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I'm sure he would if his accounts didn't get deleted :lol

lol he was pretty funny

didnt he get banned for posting a shitload of vaginas or something, when debating about Pau Gasol being tough?

:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

he still has that account LOL@mavfan

[Goran Dragic]

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[badfish22]

maybe the best preseason play of all time

[Goran Dragic]

maybe the best preseason play of all time
It ain't like he was dragging some scrub across the goal line.

[monosylab1k]

maybe the best preseason play of all time

really? you're the one talking? after you spent the entire offseason masturbating to Dez Bryant OTA workouts?

[badfish22]

Dez Bryant is nothing compared to the house hold name of Rob Gronkowski

[Goran Dragic]

Dez Bryant is nothing compared to the house hold name of Rob Gronkowski
That really has nothing to do with the fact Cowboyfan making fun of someone else for being happy about a preseason/off season performance is hypocrisy at its finest, but just for the fuck of it, what makes Dez Bryant (a late 1st round pick) soooooooooo much better than Rob Gronkowski (an early 2nd round pick)?

[badfish22]

I dont think its homerism to think Dez Bryant is better then late first round talent

[Goran Dragic]

I dont think its homerism to think Dez Bryant is better then late first round talent
Doesn't answer my question but why?

[IronMexican]

lol omg at the whole ed reed comparison. He sure does tackle like him. rememba det one time Ray Rice made Brandon Merriweather his bitch?

[Goran Dragic]

lol omg at the whole ed reed comparison. He sure does tackle like him. rememba det one time Ray Rice made Brandon Merriweather his bitch?
Meriweather's tackling consistency sucks and it needs to get better, but that play was Gary Guyton's fault, he had no idea what hole to plug and almost looked like he was scared of Ray Rice.

[badfish22]

Doesn't answer my question

How does that not answer your question. You tried to make it black and white by saying Dez was a late first rounder and Gronojadfksi was a second rounder so they shouldnt be much different in talent level. I said that dez isn't an average 24th pick, hes more talented then that. He could have gone top 10.


but why?

You think Bryant is an average late first rounder? So you disagree with basically every professional football analyst?

[Goran Dragic]

Then explain why he didn't go top 10 but rather went 24th?

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We need to slow down on the Dez Bryant hype. He has made a couple of great catches in practice but that means shit come gametime. Hell, I can make some pretty spectacular catches in practice with no pads on. Doesn't mean I'm a difference maker on an NFL team though.

[monosylab1k]

lol omg at the whole ed reed comparison. He sure does tackle like him. rememba det one time Ray Rice made Brandon Merriweather his bitch?

crofl since when is ed reed known for his tackling prowess?

rememba det one time charles woodson couldn't knock the ball out of brady's hands before he went into tuck mode?

[IronMexican]

crofl since when is ed reed known for his tackling prowess?


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[Lee Corso]

crofl since when is ed reed known for his tackling prowess?

rememba det one time charles woodson couldn't knock the ball out of brady's hands before he went into tuck mode?

Rememba det time mono guaranteed a superbowl victory only to be crominated by David Tyree i saaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddd

[Goran Dragic]

Well the secondary looked like it was gonna be the most dependable part of the defense this year, but that changes since Leigh Bodden got put on IR :cry.

The two starting corners have a combined 1 season of experience, and the team has no pass rush whatsoever. God, this pass defense is gonna be something special this year :bang