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austN Spur
08-19-2010, 04:36 PM
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

You would have to be one Fucked up dude in order to do this.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The unidentified victim, who ws unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

austN Spur
08-19-2010, 04:44 PM
the video on that link was interesting. it was like the top story or something

BlackSwordsMan
08-19-2010, 04:45 PM
what a stuck up bitch just fucking swallow it

ClintSquint
08-19-2010, 04:53 PM
what a stuck up bitch just fucking swallow it

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/carey_gag.gif

Ignignokt
08-19-2010, 04:55 PM
in related news..
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160913

Viva Las Espuelas
08-19-2010, 04:55 PM
At least he didn't charge her for it. Energy shots run up to $3 a bottle.

austN Spur
08-19-2010, 04:57 PM
the 20 year old got sick twice from his "attacks"

thats weird because i've never seen any chicks get sick after servicing me over the years

mrsmaalox
08-19-2010, 04:58 PM
That's too weird, there's a lot more to that story. She takes a sip of water, feels sick, remembers "Oh yea, 3 months ago I felt sick after drinking water", and then sends the bottle to a lab?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-19-2010, 04:58 PM
the 20 year old got sick twice from his "attacks"

thats weird because i've never seen any chicks get sick after servicing me over the years

You gotta point there

Viva Las Espuelas
08-19-2010, 04:59 PM
OP, I'm glad you came across this story.

austN Spur
08-19-2010, 05:02 PM
OP, I'm glad you came across this story.

im constantly searching the web for semen stories.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-19-2010, 05:14 PM
im constantly searching the web for semen stories.

Umm.........................ok

spurs_fan_in_exile
08-19-2010, 05:14 PM
Does this make Santa Ana, CA a jerkwater town?

Stringer_Bell
08-19-2010, 11:25 PM
the 20 year old got sick twice from his "attacks"

thats weird because i've never seen any chicks get sick after servicing me over the years

Agreed. Some girls actually enjoy it a lot, and I've seen stories of women that use semen as toothpaste and facial creams. It's an odd story, you'd think the chick would have seen the giant white blotches in the water...or would it dissolve in there since it's mostly sugars? I got no idea, but yea, never heard a complaint and need more specifics on this "sickness" she suffered.

Sisk
08-19-2010, 11:32 PM
the 20 year old got sick twice from his "attacks"

thats weird because i've never seen any chicks get sick after servicing me over the years

+1

I don't understand either.. like Maalox said, there must be more to this story.

Cant_Be_Faded
08-19-2010, 11:43 PM
That just doesn't make sense.

austN Spur
08-19-2010, 11:57 PM
I figured it out. she's a VAGetarian.