omg worst day of my life

[milkshakeballa]

So I am 23 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuk is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ****ing sisters head.

she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fuking shorts spanking her rear end while she is crying her fuking guts out.

Most fuking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ****ing room immediately you sick ****ing bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

[Trainwreck2100]

....yo holmes to bel air

[Don Ready]

So between highlights appointments you still manage to find crazy stories like this to post in the NBA forum. Amazing...

[TimmehC]

http://memegenerator.net/CHRIS-HANSEN/ImageMacro/861895/CHRIS-HANSEN-Why-dont-you-have-a-seat-right-over-there.jpg

[8FOR!3]

Pedo..

[slick'81]

wow thats some brotherly love

[Nathan89]

i really feel like killing myself right now

Just Do It
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[Nathan89]

:perv:

[Sisk]

..................

[DeadlyDynasty]

if this was san antonio u'd be fully in your right to hit that

[Giuseppe]

tee, hee.

[Blake]

It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

you are 23 and your mom does your laundry?

kill yourself

[Giuseppe]

you are 23 and your mom does your laundry?

kill yourself

Or, count yerself lucky.

tee, hee.

[TinTin]

I thought he used to get his stuff from esports

[Smooth Criminal]

....yo holmes to bel air

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=438175831&postcount=3

[himat]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=438175831&postcount=3

Dude how the hell did you know he copied it from that site? You are a :lobt:

[Jt.ONE]

is also on

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27425491

[daslicer]

I figured it was fake even before looking at that website considering this guy is a retard. I remember I think it was last year when he posted some bs about having a stripper party in front of his grandmother and posted pics and how everybody fell for it. I never believe anything coming out of this idiots mouth.

[EmptyMan]

chest curls.

[Giuseppe]

I remember I think it was last year

:lmao

[Kevin Durant 35]

Sure

[me15lo]

cool story fag

[Nahtanoj]

Son as Kobe would say, you gotta work on your execution.

[Latarian Milton]

it could have been your best day though. you just acted like a pussy and omitted it. You fucked up what could have been the greatest day of your life.

[2pac > Kobe]

Dude how the hell did you know he copied it from that site? You are a :lobt:
copy n paste in google

[TDMVPDPOY]

thread fails

[Höfner]

The OP picked another bs THREAD to copy, only this time he's not funny, he's clearly a incestual pedocphile

[spursfan1000]

nba forum?

[007nites]

wtf are chest curls?

[redzero]

milkshakeballa already posted two fake pictures of himself, so I don't know why anybody would believe what he has to say.

[BronxCowboy]

What the fuck did this thread have to do with basketball? Attention whore forum...

[Lukor]

What the fuck did this thread have to do with basketball? Attention whore forum...

You have over 1000 posts and didnt notice?

[BronxCowboy]

You have over 1000 posts and didnt notice?

Good point. I guess my excuse is that I seldom venture into this forum except when the Spurs forum is unusually slow.

[Giuseppe]

^...or, at least since the Suns took ya out back and put a skunker on ya.

tee, hee.

[Cry Havoc]

....yo holmes to bel air

This.

[Cleveland Steamer]

tacker style!

[Koolaid_Man]

So I am 23 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuk is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ****ing sisters head.

she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fuking shorts spanking her rear end while she is crying her fuking guts out.

Most fuking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ****ing room immediately you sick ****ing bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now


I could interpret this 1 of 2 ways. 1.) you simply can't get pussy or 2.) this is a subtle hint that you like young girls and maybe even your baby sister...I will give you the benefit of the doubt and choose the former and not the later. I recommend though that you cease and desist with the letter writing and try pussy....trust me you'll be much better off...

[Texas_Ranger]

http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/PedobearUpskirt.gif

[milkshakeballa]

http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/PedobearUpskirt.gif

i lol'd

[milkshakeballa]

I figured it was fake even before looking at that website considering this guy is a retard. I remember I think it was last year when he posted some bs about having a stripper party in front of his grandmother and posted pics and how everybody fell for it. I never believe anything coming out of this idiots mouth.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7dcRulkJBJKg9M:http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2646/tumblrktzqh2ayk51qzrlhg.jpg&t=1

[2pac > Kobe]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7dcRulkJBJKg9M:http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2646/tumblrktzqh2ayk51qzrlhg.jpg&t=1
you fucked up basically

[BlackSwordsMan]

what is this? I don't even

[himat]

copy n paste in google

Good thinking. Can't believe I didn't realize that!:lol

As for this thread its a major fail.

[milkshakeballa]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=438175831&postcount=3

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:jk3RsufKwAN5NM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1273960455550.jpg&t=1

[TheSpursFNRule]

chest curls.

:rollin

[Agloco]

So I am 23 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuk is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ****ing sisters head.

she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fuking shorts spanking her rear end while she is crying her fuking guts out.

Most fuking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ****ing room immediately you sick ****ing bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now


tee, hee.

Cubby chiming in on a pedo thread? Surprise surprise. :lol

[Giuseppe]

It was either that, Aggy, or, revisit The Skunker.

tee, hee.