Tell the club something you're ashamed of

[Death In June]

I told an old man he smelled like dick once, then febreezed him as I drove away.

[benefactor]

I was drunk and backed into a friend's ditch with a girl in the car and his house full of people. The ditch was full of mud and I buried it up to the axle. We had to leave my car there until the next day when he could find a friend with truck to pull it out.

I didn't get the girl and I never heard the end of it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol posting here

[CuckingFunt]

I opened this thread.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

I opened this thread.

+5

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[Eric Dampier]

Stole all that money from Mark

[Shelly]

doing someone's dishes and laundry :)

[bus driver]

i eat other people's food from the office kitchen

[Frenzy]

Said no to two hot chicks for fear they might have std. What if they didnt is all I could think about now.

[JamStone]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sophomore year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

[Frenzy]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sophomore year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

you redeemed yourself?

[Death In June]

I am ashamed my mother traded me for drugs..

[thispego]

whoa is dat true?

[IronMexican]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sophomore year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

Cold water/weather. Public enemy #1.

[mrsmaalox]

Cold water/weather. Public enemy #1.

Cold water/weather=elevator button.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

[Bender]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.
the books that this came from (Tess Gerritson, author) are really good, violent thrillers...

I won't watch the show though, since I'm sure the books have been ruined.

[Chomag]

I opened this thread.

X1 :lol

[CubanSucks]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

Sasha Alexander is FINE

[JoeChalupa]

I placed an empty envelope in the collection basket in church.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sasha Alexander is FINE

Werd. The funny thing was that I wasn't expecting a whole lot out of the show but I liked the cast enough to give it a shot. Liked Alexander on NCIS, Angie Harmon's from Texas, Bruce McGill went to my high school, the token black guy on the show was a bright spot on the ill fated Flash Forward. It's not even that the show is bad, it's just super bland. I gave up on it and was like, "Too bad for those guys. I hope they find better stuff in the future."

#1 show on cable as of the August 15 Nielsens. :lol

[Ditty]

waiting on a mavs fan to come in and mention koriwhat's calf tats in this thread

[BlackSwordsMan]

waiting on a mavs fan to come in and mention koriwhat's calf tats in this thread

sort of like the way you just did, dummy

[Venti Quattro]

i once tried to kiss a girl in the club. i was piss drunk. she slapped my face in front of all these people dancing. i became sober.

[DeadlyDynasty]

shocking an old woman's dentures out of her mouth (i did fix her rhythm though)

[BadOdor]

Punching an 8th grader about a year ago.

[DAF86]

Being a bully on kindergarten.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Punching an 8th grader about a year ago.

that's only embarrasing if you're a grown man and you hit him.

but if you're his dad then more power to ya:toast

[BadOdor]

that's only embarrasing if you're a grown man and you hit him.

but if you're his dad then more power to ya:toast

I'm 22:depressed

I was playing tennis with a friend, and this high school is right next to it.

Some kids came by the fence and started shouting every time I was about to hit the ball. Now, I'm a very calm person, but this shit was driving me crazy. If you ever watch tennis on tv, you sometimes see someone just snap and throw his racket in a moment of anger.

That's what happened to me. I just snapped, dropped down my racket, and climbed over the fence. Basically all of them scattered right away, except this one kid. I think if he just said sorry or something, it would have been fine. But I guess he was the "pack leader", because he just stood there and told me "what the fuck are you gonna do?" when I came over.

At that point I couldn't control myself. Punched him once in the stomach, he was on the floor wailing in seconds.

I think the little piece of shit deserved it, you don;t mess with people playing tennis.

I still feel bad for picking on someone much younger than me though.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm 22:depressed

I was playing tennis with a friend, and this high school is right next to it.

Some kids came by the fence and started shouting every time I was about to hit the ball. Now, I'm a very calm person, but this shit was driving me crazy. If you ever watch tennis on tv, you sometimes see someone just snap and throw his racket in a moment of anger.

That's what happened to me. I just snapped, dropped down my racket, and climbed over the fence. Basically all of them scattered right away, except this one kid. I think if he just said sorry or something, it would have been fine. But I guess he was the "pack leader", because he just stood there and told me "what the fuck are you gonna do?" when I came over.

At that point I couldn't control myself. Punched him once in the stomach, he was on the floor wailing in seconds.

I think the little piece of shit deserved it, you don;t mess with people playing tennis.

I still feel bad for picking on someone much younger than me though.

:lol

I know I'll get blasted for this, but fuck that little kid. Little shits like that get treated with kid gloves and become sadistic fuckers. Next time he'll think twice before he pulls some stupid shit. Some people just need to be fucked up from time to time.

I know, I'm evil.

[LnGrrrR]

Hm... I'm not ashamed of much. I guess the biggest thing that comes into my head would be when I was racing my brother when we were both young... he was about to take the lead, so I tripped him and laughed. Got my ass whooped for that, and good. Kinda glad I did get whooped.

[Jimcs50]

My NFL team

[bus driver]

I'm 22:depressed

I was playing tennis with a friend, and this high school is right next to it.

Some kids came by the fence and started shouting every time I was about to hit the ball. Now, I'm a very calm person, but this shit was driving me crazy. If you ever watch tennis on tv, you sometimes see someone just snap and throw his racket in a moment of anger.

That's what happened to me. I just snapped, dropped down my racket, and climbed over the fence. Basically all of them scattered right away, except this one kid. I think if he just said sorry or something, it would have been fine. But I guess he was the "pack leader", because he just stood there and told me "what the fuck are you gonna do?" when I came over.

At that point I couldn't control myself. Punched him once in the stomach, he was on the floor wailing in seconds.

I think the little piece of shit deserved it, you don;t mess with people playing tennis.

I still feel bad for picking on someone much younger than me though.

now....i am not saying you are wrong for punching that kid, because some people deserve it but dont play any real sports or you might kill someone

[DAF86]

you don;t mess with people playing tennis.

:lmao

[balli]

When I was about 5 or 6 me and a friend trapped an injured robin under a trucker hat and shot rocks at it with a wrist rocket and then beat it with a stick until it died. Still tears me up inside.

[lebomb]

I told an old man he smelled like dick once, then febreezed him as I drove away.

You go around sniffin dicks??? :vomit:

[tlongII]

I'm ashamed of everyone here.

[BlackSwordsMan]

being mexican
http://api.ning.com/files/5Bu2Z3DmUaZYTugXE7N0SPEYxOuzc2imuK8HZZ45zi-V-OcKGg1vCJqdSTVQmNuK9G0hDyXtFE3sp-jElGgHNg6Sr4qNKNV-/untitled41.bmp

[JamStone]

you redeemed yourself?

Nope, but not a really regrettable thing. It was a mild crush, nothing too serious. I didn't know her that well. And it was the last day of classes so it was finals and then people left for summer. I did see her again at some point the next couple years, but the crush was long gone by then. It was just an embarrassing moment at the time going up to her and realizing I should put some shorts on...

[JamStone]

bro stop blaming the weather you're asian we already knew you had a little one

Optimum conditions can be the difference between respectable and embarrassing. I never said I had a big penis.

[hater]

I ignore ppl sometimes. I mean they talk to me and I pretend I didn't hear them.

[hater]

you don't have a respectable one either, maybe only amongst your asian peers

obsessed with dick much huh?

[JamStone]

you don't have a respectable one either, maybe only amongst your asian peers

True.

Cool thanks k bye.

[JamStone]

I could have but then I wouldn't have been graced by the musings of your posts.

Cool thanks k bye.

[BadOdor]

you could have just cut the whole story part and just told the club "i'm ashamed of my small weiner"

later baby dick bitch

Tbh serious question bro.

Where do you redskins come in in the hierarchy of wang?

[Bukefal]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

She's hot


Sasha Alexander is FINE

Alexander too

[HeatChamps]

I've never done anything to be ashamed of. ;)

[JayTheClown]

I'm a shamed that there are millions of women out there in the world that have not seen my dick yet :depressed

[koriwhat]

badodor is so full of shit it's hilarious! motherfuckin' hard ass tennis player? hahaha!

[GoodOdor]

badodor is so full of shit it's hilarious! motherfuckin' hard ass tennis player? hahaha!

Tennis player>male secretary with calf tats and long hair, tbh.

[JayTheClown]

:depressed

[RandomGuy]

Stubbornly participating in a "debate" about NASA faking the moon landings for the better part of a year.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I ignore ppl sometimes. I mean they talk to me and I pretend I didn't hear them.

I usually look at their foreheads if that's the case.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Stubbornly participating in a "debate" about NASA faking the moon landings for the better part of a year.

Yeah. I wish we had the ability to hide threads cuz I'm sick of looking at it.

[RandomGuy]

Yeah. I wish we had the ability to hide threads cuz I'm sick of looking at it.

The jackass who started it will keep bumping the shit out of it every so often.

He does the same in dozens of forums, from what I have seen.

I think we should all take a vote to lock the damn thing.

[CuckingFunt]

I would suggest not responding. The thread wasn't anywhere near as annoying when it would get bumped every couple of months, only to fall off the first page in a matter of days.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think we should all take a vote to lock the damn thing.

Eh. That wont be necessary.

[CuckingFunt]

Eh. That wont be necessary.

Or effective. It's not any harder to start a new thread than it has been to keep bumping the current one.

[mrsmaalox]

Are Cosmored and Fatfreddy even real posters? All along I thought it was Mouse and his trolls arguing with himself.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Or effective. It's not any harder to start a new thread than it has been to keep bumping the current one.

Hence the hiding suggestion.

Kori?
:wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are Cosmored and Fatfreddy even real posters? All along I thought it was Mouse and his trolls arguing with himself.

I don't think he plays with himself in public.

[CuckingFunt]

Might be a good case for the ol' "All Ignore" feature. Haven't seen that one used in a while.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

All ignore?

[mrsmaalox]

Or move it to the Political Forum! Those guys love pissing contests......just kidding :fight

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wrong forum :nope

[DMC]

When I was about 5 or 6 me and a friend trapped an injured robin under a trucker hat and shot rocks at it with a wrist rocket and then beat it with a stick until it died. Still tears me up inside.
My cousin and I did that with a homeless man. I still laugh about it today.

[DMC]

I'm a shamed that there are millions of women out there in the world that have not seen my dick yet :depressed
Billions. We could come up with a precise number. How many women are in your family? Subtract that from the world population of adult females.

[Bito Corleone]

Tennis player>male secretary with calf tats and long hair, tbh.

He's right...:toast

[Gutter92]

Telling Spurstalk about my threesome with a girl and a strapon.

[koriwhat]

Tennis player>male secretary with calf tats and long hair, tbh.

too bad i quit that job, next...