Round 1: Cowshemen vs. Texans Game Thread

[benefactor]

lol 90210
lol kamikazi_spellcheckfail
lol fagfish22
lol Spermonmyface
lol Romo
lol Jerrah
lol T.O. jr.
lol fat Wade
lol contenders every year
lol Cowboys

Get ready for a preview of the raping you fags are going to take in week 3.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

lol texans fan preseason pregame ejaculate.

[badfish22]

THIS IS OUR SUPERBOWL!

[Goran Dragic]

Kinda like when we thought winning a playoff game meant winning the superbowl last year!!!

[badfish22]

MY TEAM* WINS A SUPERBOWL EVERY YEAR! 44 BANDWAGONING RINGS BITCH!

[Goran Dragic]

Dez Bryant's huge hands get me wet!

[djohn2oo8]

lol Cowboys

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol texans fan preseason pregame ejaculate.

No shit. If the Texans win or lose this game means absolutely nothing.

[Goran Dragic]

It is funny though that everytime Texan fan joking tries to get in a dick measuring contest with Cowboyfan, Cowboyfan is up in arms ready to state the obvious.

[samikeyp]

No shit. If the Texans win or lose this game means absolutely nothing.

This.

Same thing applies if Dallas wins.


It is funny though that everytime Texan fan joking tries to get in a dick measuring contest with Cowboyfan, Cowboyfan is up in arms ready to state the obvious

This as well. Its also a good reason why I distance myself from a lot of Cowboy fans on this site. All fan bases have them but as far as the Cowboys ST representation goes..its more that do than who don't. If you're going to get butthurt because someone doesn't like your team....you need to go back to the "we don't keep score" kids soccer leagues.


Although I am not 100% sure benefactor was joking. ;)

:lol

[4>0rings]

lol Texan fans thinking this is their year to make playoffs

[benefactor]

It is funny though that everytime Texan fan joking tries to get in a dick measuring contest with Cowboyfan, Cowboyfan is up in arms ready to state the obvious.
:tu

I figured 90210 would respond first...but badfish would have been a close second. Cowboys fan is both easy and predictable.

[benefactor]

Seriously though...as others have said the W or L means nothing. I'm more interested in watching the first quarter/quarter and a half to see how the starting offenses and defenses match up.

[djohn2oo8]

lol Texan fans thinking this is their year to make playoffs

lol hoping Romo doesn't choke

[austN Spur]

my wings are almost thawed out. the huge bottle of jose cuervo tequila is on the counter, We are going to have a good time tonight. Hopefully the game is in the fourth quarter by the time UFC 118 gets good.

GO COWBOYS!

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Gettin' together with friends from Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio tonight--gonna be a a lot of silver and blue lol. Here's to an injury free affair and a good Cowboys showing (it's still preseason, in case texan fan forgot).

How 'bout dem Cowboys!

[DesignatedT]

lol @ this game. wgaf. preseason.

[djohn2oo8]

Gettin' together with friends from Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio tonight--gonna be a a lot of silver and blue lol. Here's to an injury free affair and a good Cowboys showing (it's still preseason, in case texan fan forgot).

How 'bout dem Cowboys!

Tony's mindset when he fumbles another snap

[Dr. Gonzo]

my wings are almost thawed out. the huge bottle of jose cuervo tequila is on the counter, We are going to have a good time tonight. Hopefully the game is in the fourth quarter by the time UFC 118 gets good.

GO COWBOYS!

lol mma

[Goran Dragic]

lol trying to get buff so you can role around on the ground in spandex with other buff dudes

[Dr. Gonzo]

Seriously though...as others have said the W or L means nothing. I'm more interested in watching the first quarter/quarter and a half to see how the starting offenses and defenses match up.

It's practice.

The smack talk shouldn't start for anyone until the regular season.

[djohn2oo8]

It's practice.

The smack talk shouldn't start for anyone until the regular season.

Is that why the Texans got RAPED by New Orleans in rushing?

[benefactor]

It's practice.

The smack talk shouldn't start for anyone until the regular season.
Then this can be considered smack talk practice...unless you are Cowboys fan...then it's serious bidness.

[Spursfan092120]

Honored that when you think of the Cowboys, the first thing you think of is me. So when we kick the shit out of your Texans in Week 3(since this game means nothing), it's good to know who you'll think of first. :tu

[Spursfan092120]

It's practice.

The smack talk shouldn't start for anyone until the regular season.
this...exactly this

[BUMP]

Crucify 'em 092120

[benefactor]

Honored that when you think of the Cowboys, the first thing you think of is me. So when we kick the shit out of your Texans in Week 3(since this game means nothing), it's good to know who you'll think of first. :tu
Umm...me thinking of you first is not a good thing for your fan base. BTW, good game tonight.

[Spursfan092120]

Umm...me thinking of you first is not a good thing for your fan base. BTW, good game tonight.
lol preseason smack..congrats on the win, by the way.
http://www.jasontimms.com/images/NFL_trophy.gif

[badfish22]

:tu

I figured 90210 would respond first...but badfish would have been a close second. Cowboys fan is both easy and predictable.

So since I responded you think you pulled off a troll job?

God some people take the internet too serious imho

[benefactor]

lol preseason smack..congrats on the win, by the way.
http://www.jasontimms.com/images/NFL_trophy.gif
I'm flattered, but you keep that. I just wouldn't feel right taking your playoff victory trophy. Besides, I could be another...oh...13 years or so before you get another one.

[Spursfan092120]

I'm flattered, but you keep that. I just wouldn't feel right taking your playoff victory trophy. Besides, I could be another...oh...13 years or so before you get another one.
lol Texans fan with playoff trash talk....
lol only Team in the NFL with no playoff appearances
lol worst franchise winning percentage in history

It'd be like Lions fan bashing Steelers fan.

[benefactor]

lol Texans fan with playoff trash talk....
lol only Team in the NFL with no playoff appearances
lol worst franchise winning percentage in history

It'd be like Lions fan bashing Steelers fan.

It is funny though that everytime Texan fan joking tries to get in a dick measuring contest with Cowboyfan, Cowboyfan is up in arms ready to state the obvious.

:tu

I figured 90210 would respond first...but badfish would have been a close second. Cowboys fan is both easy and predictable.
lol you still posting in this thread.

[badfish22]

lol Texans with 0 playoff appearances

[badfish22]

:lmao they have no playoff appearances. NONE! :lmao

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao they have no playoff appearances. NONE! :lmao

8 years = no playoff appearances.....8+5 = 13 : 1 playoff win

[badfish22]

1 playoff win

yup, much better then :lmao no playoff appearances.

[djohn2oo8]

yup, much better then :lmao no playoff appearances.

Because they just join the Texans on the couch 1 or 2 weeks later

[BUMP]

Because they just join the Texans on the couch 1 or 2 weeks later

What about the time the Cowboys were on the podium holding 5 lombardis?

Where were the Texans/Oilers/Titans/whatevershitfranchiseyoufaggotsrootedfor?

[djohn2oo8]

What about the time the Cowboys were on the podium holding 5 lombardis?

Where were the Texans/Oilers/Titans/whatevershitfranchiseyoufaggotsrootedfor?

Let's see, the last time that happened, Bill Clinton was still in office, the Oilers were still in Houston, you were three, 1 playoff win since then, constantly overrated, Gas was cheap

[Spursfan092120]

It's 6:29 PM on August 29, 2010....



























and the Texans still have 0 playoff appearances..

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/texans-fans.jpg

[BUMP]

the Oilers were still in Houston

Then answer the fucking question, is it that hard? How did they do that season?

[dirk4mvp]

you were three,

:lmao

I don't have a colt (:rollin see what I did there I'm a genius) in this Cowboys/Texans race, but you throwing some age smack around then watching you get asspained once someone calls you out for still sucking on teat when the Rockets last won a title is pretty funny scroski.

[badfish22]

crucify em/tree of woe

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao

I don't have a colt (:rollin see what I did there I'm a genius) in this Cowboys/Texans race, but you throwing some age smack around then watching you get asspained once someone calls you out for still sucking on teat when the Rockets last won a title is pretty funny scroski.


Yeah it is funny, since Mav fans do it all the time

[dirk4mvp]

lol knowing I'm right

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hate cheering for a team that Rockets fan likes. I'm going to pull an samikeyp and not associate myself with other Texans fans on the board.

[samikeyp]

:lol

I associate with some of them....but others just tend to piss me off. I think its because im getting older and less inclined to deal with whining....oops, I think I just slapped age smack on myself! :bang

:lmao

[samikeyp.]

:lol

I associate with some of them....but others just tend to piss me off. I think its because im getting older and less inclined to deal with whining....oops, I think I just slapped age smack on myself! :bang

:lmao

You act like all Cowboy fans whine :rolleyes

[badfish22]

I hate cheering for a team that Rockets fan likes. I'm going to pull an samikeyp and not associate myself with other Texans fans on the board.

publicly putting you above other Texan fans is not a samikeyp thing to do tbqh

[samikeyp]

You act like all Cowboy fans whine

:lmao

My bad. :toast

[Roxsfan]

Dallas can't even beat a pop warner team right now. OMG, they could not even do wrong, right. It was pathetic, preaseason or not. I know they will get their shit together, but holy fuck that was embarrassing.

[SpuronyourFace]

This as well. Its also a good reason why I distance myself from a lot of Cowboy fans on this site. All fan bases have them but as far as the Cowboys ST representation goes..its more that do than who don't. If you're going to get butthurt because someone doesn't like your team....you need to go back to the "we don't keep score" kids soccer leagues.


Although I am not 100% sure benefactor was joking. ;)

:lol

Actually samikey, that is a bit harsh, "distancing yourself from Cowboys fans on this site", :lol, as if you were holier than thou. Because those fans you single out on this site are the same kind of poo-flinging monkeys that are fans of various teams on this site. I know you don't like to join the fracus. However, I'd figure someone like you would be able to tell when someone is playing along with poo-flinging. But to each his own.

This whole football forum is a bit of a joke, but that is what makes it fun to visit this site. I don't come here for real football debate because it hardly exists here. I have a separate forum for that. This place is just a nice place to come and cut up, make fun of folks and talk shit. I'm pretty much a humble fan, but will act like a cocky asshole here when I feel like it, to get a further rise out of some other cocky asshole poster. It is what it is. Cowboy's fan's are marks everywhere because of the team we follow. We are use to it and I wouldn't have it any other way, so cheers to this thread and more like it to come this season. :toast

[SpuronyourFace]

I have to disagree with this past pre-season game as being a "Super Bowl" game for the Texans.

The minor Texan fan in me viewed it more as just a "playoff" game, with the regular season game being the Super Bowl!