View Full Version : Tiago Splitter The Next Michael Jordan??
UndergroundFame
08-31-2010, 05:49 PM
I was so amazed watching Splitter play yesterday against team USA. I sincerely believe he can accomplish a lot in the NBA, this guy can play he's like Kaka from Brazil with those beautiful eyes, hair and thighs. Give him a year or two and he's going to be a beast take my word for that. My uncle told me this a couple of weeks ago when he was drunk with his friends that Splitter going to be better then Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James put together and i believed him. He begin to cry on my shoulder then took two steps and fell.
http://www.onlinesportsfanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jordan_lebron_kobe.gif
ChumpDumper
08-31-2010, 05:51 PM
Your uncle is not right.
Drachen
08-31-2010, 05:53 PM
Your uncle is not right.
ok THAT was funny.
TDMVPDPOY
08-31-2010, 05:58 PM
worst troll ever
JustinJDW
08-31-2010, 06:01 PM
Tiago Splitter > Jesus
ohmwrecker
08-31-2010, 06:08 PM
I bet we could fill the whole front page with Tiago threads.
ChumpDumper
08-31-2010, 06:09 PM
At least he's on the team.
Spursfan092120
08-31-2010, 06:53 PM
This is a horrible troll...horribly horrible.
Hooks
08-31-2010, 06:55 PM
LOL @ comparing the Golden God to a scrub like MJ.
slick'81
08-31-2010, 06:57 PM
lol jordan in the same area code as splitter
Practicing the golden rule isn't always easy.
I'm Stupid
08-31-2010, 07:05 PM
I was so amazed watching Splitter play yesterday against team USA. I sincerely believe he can accomplish a lot in the NBA, this guy can play he's like Kaka from Brazil with those beautiful eyes, hair and thighs. Give him a year or two and he's going to be a beast take my word for that. My uncle told me this a couple of weeks ago when he was drunk with his friends that Splitter going to be better then Michael Jordon, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James put together and i believed him. He begin to cry on my shoulder then took two steps and fell.
insightful post
rayray2k8
08-31-2010, 07:18 PM
Expected of the golden god.. Mav fan you mad?
Leonard Curse
08-31-2010, 07:19 PM
bahahaha this guy is freaking awesome !!! im being honest your last thread sucked though but you sirr ...you have redeemed yourself and your now allowed to post 2 shitty threads b4 i start hating you again jk.
ok first of all i believe tiago is a product of nazi lovers and therefore david stern (very jewish) will now send his biatch crawford after us and i can hear it now kobe 0/15 fg only to make 30 freethrows and beat us in the WCF!!! thats why C.I.A pop had naziago use brazil as his "home" wink wink wow i havent slept in two days and im losing it lol
cornbread
08-31-2010, 07:40 PM
Splitter is the next Michael Jackson.
Trill Clinton
08-31-2010, 07:51 PM
http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/Shaking_head.gif
DAF86
08-31-2010, 07:54 PM
bahahaha this guy is freaking awesome !!! im being honest your last thread sucked though but you sirr ...you have redeemed yourself and your now allowed to post 2 shitty threads b4 i start hating you again jk.
ok first of all i believe tiago is a product of nazi lovers and therefore david stern (very jewish) will now send his biatch crawford after us and i can hear it now kobe 0/15 fg only to make 30 freethrows and beat us in the WCF!!! thats why C.I.A pop had naziago use brazil as his "home" wink wink wow i havent slept in two days and im losing it lol
Now, that's how you do it.
D. Nile
08-31-2010, 08:09 PM
I was so amazed watching Splitter play yesterday against team USA. I sincerely believe he can accomplish a lot in the NBA, this guy can play he's like Kaka from Brazil with those beautiful eyes, hair and thighs.
Bollocks.
Poof, I dae Adam n Eve.
Toodle Pip!
koriwhat
08-31-2010, 08:14 PM
ZzzzzZzzzzz.....
#41 Shoot Em Up
08-31-2010, 08:35 PM
Tiago is GOD!! He has impecable defense like Hakeem, maybe even better, great face up game,back to the basket game is untouchable, he's the next Wilt" mf'ing" Chamberlin!!!!
koriwhat
08-31-2010, 08:46 PM
Mav fans make dane cook look like a real stand up comedian.
Hooks
08-31-2010, 10:15 PM
Tiago is GOD!! He has impecable defense like Hakeem, maybe even better, great face up game,back to the basket game is untouchable, he's the next Wilt" mf'ing" Chamberlin!!!!
His name is the "Golden God", get it right son.
gospursgojas
08-31-2010, 10:24 PM
I was so amazed watching Splitter play yesterday against team USA. I sincerely believe he can accomplish a lot in the NBA, this guy can play he's like Kaka from Brazil with those beautiful eyes, hair and thighs. Give him a year or two and he's going to be a beast take my word for that. My uncle told me this a couple of weeks ago when he was drunk with his friends that Splitter going to be better then Michael Jordon, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James put together and i believed him. He begin to cry on my shoulder then took two steps and fell.
http://www.onlinesportsfanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jordan_lebron_kobe.gif
:toast
DrSteffo
08-31-2010, 11:25 PM
Fail troll....again.
bobby4germany
08-31-2010, 11:28 PM
To the OP: FAIL!!!
To the mavs fans: Don't come in here crying when Splitter shuts Dork down! :lol
Jason R
08-31-2010, 11:50 PM
This post made me lawl.
JWest596
09-01-2010, 01:50 AM
Who is this Tiago you speak of? :p:
Venti Quattro
09-01-2010, 03:23 AM
how dare you put jordan, bryant and james on splitter's plateau!!!
it isn't even close son
Budkin
09-01-2010, 08:26 AM
Tiago Splitter < James Gist
Obstructed_View
09-01-2010, 09:54 AM
Time to mention the UNC fan I sat next to years ago at a sports bar in San Antonio who assured me that Eric Montross was going to be better than David Robinson.
TheCerebral1
09-01-2010, 10:04 AM
Shouldn't the spurs be hoping that Tiago is the next Tim Duncan or a version of him. I would love to have him be the next Pau Gasol.
hater
09-01-2010, 10:33 AM
doesnt even deserve a fail pic
howbouthemspurs
09-02-2010, 01:15 AM
It could happen!
bighappy
09-02-2010, 04:07 AM
we all have are hopes and dreams.:flag:
easy7
09-02-2010, 12:41 PM
Tiago dosen't usually drinks, but when he drinks, he drinks XX
timtonymanurich
09-02-2010, 09:08 PM
Let's not get ahead of ourselves now.
Maybe he'll be better than LeBronda.
If I believed everything a drunkard said, I'd probably need a nice shinny bottle of whatever that fool was Tennessee side-sippin!
FilSpursFan
09-02-2010, 09:31 PM
I wont expect too much from this guy
Blackjack
09-02-2010, 10:41 PM
Ridiculous.
Michael Jordan can't speak Portuguese.
waly.mg
09-07-2010, 08:01 PM
tiago ====== rasho
rocketblaze
09-08-2010, 09:37 AM
so if his going to be better than Michael Jordan, does that mean his going to be better than Tim Duncan as well ... LOL:rollin
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