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cantthinkofanything
09-01-2010, 11:56 AM
If the Spurs were the Eagles, who would be who?
So you have to pick your starting 5 and then analogize them with the Eagles.

Here's my choices. I went with what I thought would be the end of year lineup.

Tim Duncan would be Don Henley
Manu Ginobili woud be Joe Walsh
Richard Jefferson would be Timothy B. Schmit
Tiago Splitter would be Glen Frey
Tony Parker would be Don Felder

8FOR!3
09-01-2010, 12:00 PM
The fuck are you trippin on?

DesignatedT
09-01-2010, 12:01 PM
?????

SpursTillTheEnd
09-01-2010, 12:01 PM
smh @ the eagles nobody listen's to that damn garbage... gtfo

Sausage
09-01-2010, 12:04 PM
Tim Duncan would be Asante Samuel
Manu Ginobili woud be DeSean Jackson
Richard Jefferson would be Michael Vick
Tiago Splitter would be Ellis Hobbs
Tony Parker would be Kevin Kolb

:rolleyes

i tried

bus driver
09-01-2010, 12:10 PM
this thread almost sucks as bad as the eagles do
:pctoss

Halberto
09-01-2010, 12:14 PM
Fuck Don Henley... hes a tool and his solo stuff is pure garbage

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-01-2010, 12:20 PM
Duncan, Robinson, Gervin, Parker, and Ginobili would come together like Voltron to form Kevin Kolb.

Nathan89
09-01-2010, 12:21 PM
Do you need a attorney?

Spursone
09-01-2010, 12:24 PM
And you would be the gay roadie. :lol

Dr. Gonzo
09-01-2010, 12:27 PM
Henley sucks ass. Duncan would be Joe Walsh. Walsh is God.

ChumpDumper
09-01-2010, 12:50 PM
This is the best thread you have ever started.

This thread sucks.

easy7
09-01-2010, 01:08 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Chomag
09-01-2010, 01:39 PM
Hope for humanity in struggle?

ginobilized
09-01-2010, 01:44 PM
Oberto would be Bernie Leadon

Mel_13
09-01-2010, 01:45 PM
If the Spurs were the Eagles, who would be who?

So you really can't think of anything?

bobby4germany
09-01-2010, 02:07 PM
and this is why you were banned from making threads

Spurminator
09-01-2010, 02:16 PM
If the Spurs were the Eagles, who would be who?
So you have to pick your starting 5 and then analogize them with the Eagles.

Here's my choices. I went with what I thought would be the end of year lineup.

Tim Duncan would be Don Henley
Manu Ginobili woud be Joe Walsh
Richard Jefferson would be Timothy B. Schmit
Tiago Splitter would be Glen Frey
Tony Parker would be Don Felder


I'd swap Parker and Splitter. Frey was crucial.

Sisk
09-01-2010, 02:22 PM
philadelphia eagles and the band the Eagles

ITT

CubanMustGo
09-01-2010, 02:28 PM
and this is why you were banned from making threads

ohmwrecker
09-01-2010, 02:35 PM
cVaiRLDM628

slick'81
09-01-2010, 02:45 PM
fuck the eagirls

Mister Sinister
09-01-2010, 03:29 PM
Five Man Band.

cantthinkofanything
09-01-2010, 03:30 PM
smh @ the eagles nobody listen's to that damn garbage... gtfo

Sorry. It was the first 5 person group that came to mind. I guess I could have gone Fleetwood Mac.

My original thread was going to be:

If the Spurs were a pizza, who would be which ingredient?

Tim Duncan – The Crust
The crust is the foundation of a pizza. It hold all of the other ingredients in place. Without it, you cannot have a pizza, only a bunch of stuff laying on a plate. It’s taken for granted but good crust can take a pizza to the next level.

Manu Ginobli – The Sauce
The sauce is almost as important as the crust. It adds a certain kick. Sauce quality spans a broad range and sometimes you don’t even realize that your sauce is not good until you have had great sauce like the Spurs have been able to enjoy.

Tony Parker – The Cheese (Cheddar)
Mozzarella cheese, the standard of pizza holding everything together. But Tony is Cheddar. It tastes pretty good on its own but isn’t the best for conventional pizza. But this is the cheese we have.

But then I ran out of motivation. There was going to be a funny RJ joke and then something about the peppers, mushrooms, etc. But then I couldn't figure out what the point was.

UndergroundFame
09-01-2010, 04:39 PM
Your fuckin stupid! Keep this shit to your self

cantthinkofanything
09-01-2010, 04:56 PM
Your fuckin stupid! Keep this shit to your self

your mom

Sense
09-01-2010, 05:01 PM
you deserved to be pinked for making this thread.

UndergroundFame
09-01-2010, 05:09 PM
your mom
My mom's dead you dumb fuck

urunobili
09-01-2010, 06:27 PM
change your dealer please...

Mister Sinister
09-01-2010, 07:43 PM
Timmy is the Ace/Hero. Tony is the Lancer. Manu is the smart guy. Tiago is the Big Guy. And Bonner is The Chick.

Spursfan092120
09-01-2010, 08:19 PM
AAAAND now we know where you got your name from.

Leonard Curse
09-01-2010, 09:01 PM
my favorite eagle singer is glen frey next its joe walsh i think don henley is that pre madonna bitch that caused the break. if you dont like the eagles earlier stuff your probably a lil wayne fan which is cool if you like gay thug rappers who kiss othe rappers and talk about how hardcore they are

bresilhac
09-01-2010, 09:46 PM
I don't get the connection between the Eagles and the Spurs. But if you see something there I guess it's there.

And fuck the shit out of you submoronic, lamebrain idiots that can't appreciate good music when it hits you in the fucking face. Hip-hop loving fucking shit for brains.

cantthinkofanything
09-02-2010, 08:10 AM
My mom's dead you dumb fuck

she must have been very proud of your bad language and poor grammer

E-RockWill
09-02-2010, 09:42 AM
she must have been very proud of your bad language and poor grammer

Hey, get off moms 'cause I just got off yours. She's headed over to Gary Neals' for a party......:wow

ohmwrecker
09-02-2010, 02:09 PM
My mom's dead you dumb fuck

Waaah! Get over it, you big baby.

Interrohater
09-02-2010, 03:51 PM
Waaah! Get over it, you big baby.

:lol

Also, cantthinkofanything reminds me of an idiot savant. He displays flashes of brilliance, but lacks some basic motor skills. I applaud this thread.

cantthinkofanything
03-20-2015, 02:23 PM
Timeless writing. As apropos today as it was back then.

SASdynasty!
03-20-2015, 03:31 PM
AAAAND now we know where you got your name from.

dabom
03-20-2015, 03:48 PM
OP on point. :tu

Clipper Nation
03-20-2015, 06:51 PM
Enrique would be Rich Kotite.

TampaDude
03-21-2015, 04:24 AM
:lol this thread

cantthinkofanything
03-23-2015, 03:44 PM
Brazil

cantthinkofanything
03-24-2017, 03:53 PM
So revisiting this in the face of a new president.

Pretty much hit the nail on the head didn't I?

Splitter left in 2015. Next year, Glen Frey is dead.