Shortest books in the NBA?

[Jt.ONE]

11 page thread O.O , longest i seen in a while

How To Spot Talent - Michael Jordan
Note Taking - Lebron James
Shot Selection - JR Smith
Free Throw Shooting 101 - Chuck Hayes
Earning Championships - Adam Morrison
Don't Spit, Swallow - Charles Barkley

[BadOdor]

Υou are fucking clueless.Dirk's easily one of the most clutch players in the league.

''NBA Basketball'' by Jloyola

"How to not get butthurt easily" - Henke

[LkrFan]

"How to make love to a woman" - ezau
"I don't give head to LeHype...on the first date" - HarlemHomo
"Hey Sp*rs, 2009 was an odd year" - 16x Champion Lakers
"I'm taking my championship experience to South Beach" - LeHype
"I was a transsexual Heat fan before this Summer - Ace
"My sister is not my baby momma" - Goran Dragic
"An 8th seed will NEVER beat a 1 seed" - _irk
"How to not choke in the 2006 Finals" Mav Fags
"We did not tank to get Tim Duncan" - Sp*rs FO
"David Robinson was hurt the year before we drafted TD" - Sp*r Fans
"The River Walk is clean...honest!" - Mark Cuban

:toast

[Mori Chu]

Shortest book?

"Spurred On: How the 2009-10 San Antonio Spurs handled the Suns in the NBA Playoffs"

[mingus]

"How to send the historic Forum out on a high note"

[mingus]

"the art of catching a ball" nazr mohammed

[Giuseppe]

Shortest book?

"Spurred On: How the 2009-10 San Antonio Spurs handled the Suns in the NBA Playoffs"

Mori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draggin' that San Antonio ass to the tree of woe!

[Darrin]

On Grace and Maturity--Shaquille O'Neal

[Venti Quattro]

"championship cakewalk" - sasha vujacic

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Not surprising that you could fuck up such an easy concept, considering your low IQ..

If my IQ is low, what does it say about yours? I whooped you all over the place every time you eargued with me; your MiamiHeat AE as well. I thought you weren't going to engage me in discussion anymore? Last time you tried, you had to see my retort, the Delonte West video admitting he fucked Gloria James. Man, you were so owned by that....Link is in my profile where I moved my bitch list to.

By the way, more people say your posts suck than say that about me. Bye-bye bitch.

[HarlemHeat37]

I still haven't had a serious discussion with you since the only actual argument we have had, and I never will..

You - shitty poster that has been clowned by 4 ST members for having poor arguments..

HH37- medal holder..

[DeadlyDynasty]

"How to send the historic Forum out on a high note"

fail...especially since LA sent SA packing out of your old digs too just 2 years later...but hey, at least LA was competitive in a couple of those games in 1999...


The 2001 WCF...not much more embarrassing than that. Every game was a laugher

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

I still haven't had a serious discussion with you since the only actual argument we have had, and I never will..

You - shitty poster that has been clowned by 4 ST members for having poor arguments..

HH37- medal holder..

There's HarelemHo37 desperately trying to get my attention again. I thought you said you weren't going to talk to me anymore?

And for the 4th time, I'll tell you again. 3 of those 4 people you said clowned my posts wouldn't argue, and one is a known troll, Ace. If my argument sucked so bad, why did you give it up? Because it was a great one, and you lost, your rebuttals sucked. The 4th guy who said I sucked, look what that got you. Delonte video.

gee, you had stopped flaunting your medal for awhile, why don't you post like a medal winner? Instead, you disrespect members, look what you did to cobbler. You do have a history of being disresepctful:

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=780219

TOPIC: Harlemheat37 and Magz50
by Nickhex777 on Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:21 am


I find the majority of your posts disrespectful and with a true venom towards the Suns and other West teams. As Real GMs I would expect your opinions to be more balanced and knowledgeable. Harlemheat's quote is beyond disgraceful. But as always, let the nasty comments roll in………

Cue in the cop out from Ho that that isn't him, it's a guy he copied the posting style and user name of. LOL.

Look chump, I have you exposed as a pussy. And you keep asking for more. Want more? I have the goods.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Thanks, you're just proving how good I am..Yes, I am disrespectful..yes, that is me on RealGM, it's the only other NBA forum I've posted on..I've been regulating shitty posters like you for a while now, as that quote proves..I had RealGM Suns fans crying and asking for bans for all of the 2005, 2007 and 2008 series', and I had Laker fans literally asking for my banishment every day..

Bringing up random quotes from me doesn't change the fact that I have a medal, and it doesn't change the fact that you're a shitty poster that has very little ability to make a good argument in regards to the NBA..

BTW, if you look through RealGM, you can find a lot worse than that:lol..a few posters stopped posting because of what I said to them, just like Gobbler..

[Ghazi]

fail...especially since LA sent SA packing out of your old digs too just 2 years later...but hey, at least LA was competitive in a couple of those games in 1999...


The 2001 WCF...not much more embarrassing than that. Every game was a laugher

DD!!!! send that San Antonio ass to the tree of woe!!!1

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Yes, I am disrespectful..yes, that is me on RealGM, it's the only other NBA forum I've posted on..I've been regulating shitty posters like you for a while now, as that quote proves..I had RealGM Suns fans crying and asking for bans for both the 2005, 2007 and 2008 series', and I had Laker fans asking for my banishment every day..

Bringing up random quotes from me doesn't change the fact that I have a medal, and it doesn't change the fact that you're a shitty poster that has very little ability to make a good argument in regards to the NBA..
The only other forum you have posted on? LOL, NOT!!!

I love this reply on a Lakers board:

http://www.clublakers.com/lakers-discussion/magic-lebron-you-the-best-player-the-league-t121460-140.html


Lebron had a dominant playoffs, his teammates didn't show up..IIRC, Laker fans played this card for 3 years with Kobe..rightfully so, Kobe did dominate and his teammates never showed up(yes, I realize Lebron's supporting cast was a lot better than Kobe's, but he did get them to the ECF and clearly did his best)..

you can't prove I am a shitty poster, that's your opinion only.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, reading comprehension..I was talking about Kobe's 3-year stretch from 2005 to 2007 compared to Lebron's stretch, you idiot, it's right there in the 2nd sentence:lol..at least read the post you're quoting if you're trying to use it as an argument..

RealGM is the only NBA forum I've ever posted on a regular basis..yes, I have posts on Lakers forums as a troll, like 10 posts..

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Wow, reading comprehension..I was talking about Kobe's 3-year stretch from 2005 to 2007 compared to Lebron's stretch, you fucking idiot, it's right there in the 2nd sentence..at least read the post you're quoting if you're trying to use it as an argument..

RealGM is the only NBA forum I've ever posted on a regular basis..yes, I have posts on Lakers forums as a troll, like 10 posts:lol..

No, you are a fucking idiot. I told you ages ago how to get rid of me, stop talking to me and shut the fuck up about the medal you clearly don't deserve. I'd be long gone from tis place if you weren't desperately trying to get your honor back. Too late for your pride, everyone sees what a clown you are now.

The point of my post is you said LeBron's supporting cast was better than Kobe's. Usually people say it sucked and LeBron is better because he did more with his equally poor crew.

Shit, you should troll Lakers boards more often, I know of a couple more, Lakersground and TheLakersNation. They shit all over people like you, something you clearly enjoy. I'll search those boards in a couple of weeks, see if you took my dare.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I don't want to get rid of you..I love watching you try to argue about basketball, it's cute, it's the equivalent of what it would be like to see Gobbler trying to walk..you just can't do it..you've settled for looking for HH37 quotes all over the internet, because you realized you couldn't successfully argue about basketball with me, so I give you credit for knowing your limitations in that regard:tu..

Your jealousy of my medal flatters me, TBH..

Your 2nd point is horrible, as usual..

I've already trolled LG, they're some of the stupidest people on the planet, I didn't even feel any satisfaction in doing it, I stopped after a few posts..way to defend Laker fans btw, I thought you were just an unbiased Timberwolves fan?:lol..

[mingus]

fail...especially since LA sent SA packing out of your old digs too just 2 years later...but hey, at least LA was competitive in a couple of those games in 1999...


The 2001 WCF...not much more embarrassing than that. Every game was a laugher

"how to stay on topic and not divert a thread due to getting sand in your pussy" deadlydynasty

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

:lol I don't want to get rid of you..I love watching you try to argue about basketball, it's cute, it's the equivalent of what it would be like to see Gobbler trying to walk..you just can't do it..you've settled for looking for HH37 quotes all over the internet, because you realized you couldn't successfully argue about basketball with me, so I give you credit for knowing your limitations in that regard:tu..

Your jealousy of my medal flatters me, TBH..

Your 2nd point is horrible, as usual..

I've already trolled LG, they're some of the stupidest people on the planet, I didn't even feel any satisfaction in doing it, I stopped after a few posts..way to defend Laker fans btw, I thought you were just an unbiased Timberwolves fan?:lol..

Seeing as how you lost the only real basketball argument we ever had, I have no problem arguing sports with you because I will win, again.

You know my loyalties, I have them posted. T-Wolves first, best in the west next. I am a fucking bandwagon fan, but at least I admit it. Maybe I'll look to see if you did successfully troll Lakersground. It isn't worth it to me.

You are jealous of me, it's obvious.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

H-Ho37. you said you will leave if the Heat lose in 2011 (barring injury) what kind of bet can we make to get you out of here earlier? You have just over 9 months here max as it stands now, Heat are going to lose in the playoffs.

[ezau]

Ridding the NBA of unfair trades and collusion--- Stern

[Ashy Larry]

My First Nut - A.C. Green

[ezau]

It's a Man's Game--John Ameuchi co-authored by Dick Jefferson

[Darrin]

"How to live as a number one draft pick"--Kwame Brown
"How to live as a number two draft pick"--Darko Milicic

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

My First Nut - A.C. Green

:lmao

[rjv]

dallas mavericks-the championship years

phoenix suns-the championship years

see laker run, see laker dribble-a pop up book about basketball for lakers fans

[Steve Kerr]

dallas mavericks-the championship years

phoenix suns-the championship years
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

I get it!

[Steve Kerr]

"The championships we personally won and don't just think we won because we're fat beaners" - Spurfan

[Mori Chu]

Mori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draggin' that San Antonio ass to the tree of woe!

Nailin' their asses to it. I'll be old and gray before I get another decimation like that, so you better believe I'm popping up here now and again to remind everyone about it.

Suns sweep Spurs, LMAO!

[Mark in Austin]

trolololo - tim duncan

That would make a great ytmnd.

[ButtHurt Committee]

"Take It Like A Man" - Mavkrew

[DPG21920]

"Take It Like A Man" - Mavkrew

Thank you for your application into the Butthurt University. Your glaring butthurtedness toward Mav fans due to their daily bloading of Laker fans is a shining example of what this University is all about.

We will let you know within 2-3 weeks.

[ezau]

"Seattle SuperSonics forever"---Oklahomo city Thunder

[ezau]

40+ minutes a game---- Andrew Bynum

[Giuseppe]

Nailin' their asses to it. I'll be old and gray before I get another decimation like that, so you better believe I'm popping up here now and again to remind everyone about it.

Suns sweep Spurs, LMAO!

They richly deserve it, Mori.

Let us proceed...

[rjv]

the secrets to a loving relationship by matt barnes (with foreward by kobe bryant)

[Killakobe81]

Keepin it in the closet - Dick Jefferson (with foreskin oops foreward by Luke Walton)

[Chieflion]

Taking good care of NBA Wives - Jason Kidd, Ron Artest, Matt Barnes, Kobe Bryant

[Giuseppe]

Taking good care of NBA Wives - Jason Kidd, Ron Artest, Matt Barnes, Kobe Bryant, Eva Longoria.

tee, hee.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Taking good care of NBA Wives - Jason Kidd, Ron Artest, Matt Barnes, Kobe Bryant

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/2/9/295f651b11bce343f73fdd9108dca99b71ede0d1/xl/vanessa-bryant-kobe-ring.jpg

she was taken care of:lol

[Killakobe81]

How to bang drunk chicks and NOT get caught - Ben Roethlisberer with a foreward by Gary Neal

[IronMexican]

Black is beautiful - Tiger Woods

[Venti Quattro]

How to bang drunk chicks and NOT get caught - Ben Roethlisberer with a foreward by Gary Neal


Black is beautiful - Tiger Woods

NBA books :lmao

[Killakobe81]

NBA books :lmao

Neal is in the NBA ...

[Roddy Beaubois]

NBA books :lmao

:lmao killakobe being too dumb to even get this NBA part right.

[Killakobe81]

:lmao killakobe being too dumb to even get this NBA part right.

How to beat out JJ barea - Roddy B

[rjv]

the secrets to a sane life by ron artest

[Roddy Beaubois]

How to beat out JJ barea - Roddy B

There you go! You're starting to get it!

[Zelophehad]

"My thoughts"-Josh Howard

[HarlemHeat37]

Kobe Bryant: 13th Pick in the NBA Draft- Killakobe..

[ezau]

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/2/9/295f651b11bce343f73fdd9108dca99b71ede0d1/xl/vanessa-bryant-kobe-ring.jpg

she was taken care of:lol

I have a question, is Vanessa Lain black or Mexican? I seriously don't know

[Killakobe81]

Kobe Bryant: 13th Pick in the NBA Draft- Killakobe..

How to get off Lebron's penis - HarlemHeat 37

[Killakobe81]

I have a question, is Vanessa Lain black or Mexican? I seriously don't know

she is little mexican according to Karl Malone ...

BTW

Hunting little Mexican girls - Karl Malone

Loyalty to your "team" - Harlem Heat 37

[ezau]

she is little mexican according to Karl Malone ...

BTW

Hunting little Mexican girls - Karl Malone

Loyalty to your "team" - Harlem Heat 37

Ok, so that explains the features.

[DPG21920]

:lol

[DPG21920]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko


That's messed up HH.


What is?..


You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you HoBitch. But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

Also, look at how classy I am. Let's see Cobbler defend this. This is where it all started. I was literally the first person to call HH out on this the very second he said it.

Damn, I am a good person and Cobbler owes me a formal written apology in Comic Sans.

[Kyle Orton]

an all time ST classic

[DPG21920]

I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before and some people come up with good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material with me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

"The Art Of The 3 Point Shot" - Hasheem Thabeet
"How To Win An NBA Championship" - Dirk Nowitzki
"Mastering The Free Throw" - Dwight Howard
"How To Build An Up And Coming Team" - Doc Rivers
"Drafting A Franchise Player" - Lionel Hollins
"The Heart Of A Champion" - Adam Morrison
"It's A Man's World" - Richard Jefferson
"Bodybuilding And You" - Kevin Durant
"Keeping It Classy" - Kevin Garnett
"How To Remain Relevant" - Roger Mason, Jr.
"Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner
"No Means No" - Kobe Bryant
"Importance Of Practice" - Allen Iverson
"There's No I In Team" - Tracy McGrady


"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans


Me thinks lakaluva meant the exact opposite of the two bolded items.


"Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva


"Breaking All The Rules" - Luva


So that means you think you don't break rules?


:lmao:lmao:lmao


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

"the art of avoiding self-ownage" by lakaluva

[redzero]

Damn, I am a good person

What are you? A woman? Who cares about being a "good" person? Cobbler's opinions shouldn't be taken seriously.

[John Basedow]

"How to honor your bets" - lakaluva...w/ a Foreword by Kool

[DPG21920]

- "O & Forever!"

- Mavs Fandom


:lmao it's no surprise Cubby's first contribution to this thread would be completely incorrect.

"How to avoid becoming a sexual deviant" - Culburn


That's 3 Laker fans in this thread that couldn't understand the simple concept of this thread..come on..Is Gobbler's retirement fucking with you all?..


:lmao

tbh i thought he would actually get it right and go with something like:

"Spurs/Suns 2010

tee, hee"

What an old pos moron :lol One pathetic loser

[Isitjustme?]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DPG21920]

What are you? A woman? Who cares about being a "good" person? Cobbler's opinions shouldn't be taken seriously.

GD'it Redzero. You are f'ng up. BIG TIME.

[DPG21920]

"Good Decisions: Sex in Africa" - Luva

[DPG21920]

"Betting 101: A system to beat DPG" - SpursTalk

[DMC]

'Going it Alone" ST Trolls

"How to Avoid Repeating Yourself" -Culby

[BoricuaCJA]

lol, I remember this thread. Laker fan after Laker fan couldn't grasp the concept for a while.

[Giuseppe]

- "O & Forever!"

- Mavs Fandom

:lmao

[Kyle Orton]

So that means they aren't 0 & forever?

[TD21-FTW]

"Iron Knees"- Andrew Bynum

[cheguevara]

Best Chest Exercises To Build Masculine Pectorals - Andrew Bynum

[Donkeybong]

I didn't realize how despicable of a human-being Harlemheat was until reading this thread. Making fun of a disability is just sickening. Don't be surprised if karma comes back at you and one of your kids has down syndrome in the unlikely event you procreate.

[cheguevara]

The Art of Picking Modeling Gigs - Kobe Bryant

[cheguevara]

Avoiding Half Mexican Bastards - Arnold Swarzeneger

[DMC]

Team Chemistry - Phil Jackson

[cheguevara]

Healing A Broken Heart - Pau Gasol

[DMC]

"The Annals of Jefferson" - Luke

[cheguevara]

Black Male Handbook - Steve Blake

[cheguevara]

Can We Avoid The Next Holocaust? - The Los Angeles Lakers

[DMC]

"What the Red Button Does" -GWB

[Giuseppe]

8

[HarlemHeat37]

I didn't realize how despicable of a human-being Harlemheat was until reading this thread. Making fun of a disability is just sickening. Don't be surprised if karma comes back at you and one of your kids has down syndrome in the unlikely event you procreate.

I don't know about Harlem, but I'm not planning on having kids, tbh..

HarlemHeat has a mind of his own, he's just a character, we aren't the same person, tbh..

[hater]

How to Grasp Concepts Successfully - Giuseppe

How Not To Look Like An Attention Whore - harlemheat

[Giuseppe]

8

[Bill_Brasky]

"How To Celebrate Like A Straight Guy" by Richard Jefferson
"Saving A Franchise" by Greg Oden
"The Skunker" by Culburn McOldballs

[ohmwrecker]

"The Skunker" by Culburn McOldballs

Is the revised version out yet?

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker!!!

[Bill_Brasky]

The Skunker!!!

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker!!!!

[William Hung]

"How to Have a Good Time in Colorado without Breaking the Law" - Kobe Bryant
"Killing Gooks: A Definitive Guide" - Giuseppe
"Manning Up After a Sweep" - Laker fanbase with forwards by Narutoluva and Kool Aid Man
"Making Good Decisions" - Robert Sarver

[Bill_Brasky]

The Skunker!!!!

:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes

Then get your own shit. I invented The Skunker. It's mine.

[Bill_Brasky]

Then get your own shit. I invented The Skunker. It's mine.

Pretty sure I've heard it before tbh

[hater]

It's pretty sad to see wanna be bigshots trying to take ownership of their ideas. Pretty sad and pathetic tbh

[dirk4mvp]

Then get your own shit. I invented The Skunker. It's mine.

Nope, the skunker is ours. We took it from you while you watched helplessly.

[jacobdrj]

Eternal Reverence - KAJ

[Giuseppe]

Nope, the skunker is ours. We took it from you while you watched helplessly.

No f'in' way. I invented The Skunker. Me. Get your own shit.

[Giuseppe]

It's pretty sad to see wanna be bigshots trying to take ownership of their ideas. Pretty sad and pathetic tbh

Mind your own beeswax, asshole.

[Bill_Brasky]

Cubby did you invent the number 8 too? Gonna suck hearing "get your own shit!" every time I tell your daughter how many inches my dick is.

[Giuseppe]

Gonna suck hearing "get your own shit!" every time I tell your daughter how many inches my dick is.

Bill?

[Giuseppe]

Cubby did you invent the number 8 too?

No. I invented 8.

[hater]

Mind your own beeswax, asshole.

do you really take yourself that seriously to pretend you own things on the internet? that's pretty pathetic.

[dirk4mvp]

No f'in' way. I invented The Skunker. Me. Get your own shit.

Like the white man, we took what we wanted. You'll just have to deal with it.

[Bill_Brasky]

Bill?

Yes, sugar nips?

[Giuseppe]

do you really take yourself that seriously to pretend you own things on the internet?

Yes. I invented these things.

[Giuseppe]

Yes, sugar nips?

My daughter, Bill?

[hater]

Yes. I invented these things.

how sad. well good luck in life buddy

[Giuseppe]

how sad. well good luck in life buddy

Back at ya, fartface.

[Bill_Brasky]

My daughter, Bill?

Was just testing the waters, tbh. So you do have a daughter?

[Leetonidas]

Scoring With Tall Women - xellos

[Giuseppe]

Was just testing the waters, tbh. So you do have a daughter?

No. Three sons.

Just kinda surprised me that you stooped like that.

[Bill_Brasky]

No. Three sons.

Just kinda surprised me that you stooped like that.

Never be surprised by anything, 'Seppe.

And really? Trying to take the moral high ground on me after all the "your mother" and "14-incher" smack?

Nu uh. Not on my watch.

[Giuseppe]

Never be surprised by anything, 'Seppe.

And really? Trying to take the moral high ground on me after all the "your mother" and "14-incher" smack?

That's me.

I just didn't think it was you.

You, Dunc, & Ln surprised me by easin' on down into the caca like that.

[Bill_Brasky]

That's me.

I just didn't think it was you.

You, Dunc, & Ln surprised me by easin' on down into the caca like that.

It was a shot, but a patty cake rhyme compared to some of the shit I read here.

[DMC]

Then get your own shit. I invented The Skunker. It's mine.
www.theskunker.com (http://www.theskunker.com)

Copyright 2002-2011

[Giuseppe]

I invented The Skunker. It's mine. Get your own shit.

[DMC]

"Avoiding Copyright Violations" -Giuseppe

[DMC]

"Driving 101" -Randy Savage

[Giuseppe]

My ass. I invented The Skunker.

It's mine. & mine alone.

Keep your ass scratchers off.

[DMC]

"Coming Out of Denial" -Giuseppe

[Giuseppe]

- "How I ended up on a compost pile."

- By Manure Ginobili

[DMC]

"Grasping the Concept" -Giuseppe

[Giuseppe]

- "Everything you wanted to know about an old shit bag but were afraid to ask."

- By T. "Tired" Duncan

[DMC]

"My Insight" - Giuseppe

[Giuseppe]

- "How to coach in the NBA with a Quija Board, a Magic Eight Ball & Mentalo."

- By Greg "Worry Wart" Popovich

[Giuseppe]

- "How I learned to take it 'easy' & luv 8."

- "Easy" DMC

[DMC]

"Beating Senility" -Giuseppe

[DMC]

You do realize these are the "shortest" books... right?

[Giuseppe]

- "I had a better ass than my X"

- Tony "Crack" Parker

[DMC]

"Home Security" -Osama bin Laden

[xellos88330]

Scoring With Tall Women - xellos

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

That's me.

I just didn't think it was you.

You, Dunc, & Ln surprised me by easin' on down into the caca like that.

I'm military Culby. You gotta know I have a mean streak in me. If you don't, it's hard to be effective when you're correcting troops. :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Oh and since I'm still butthurt:

"The Fountain of Youth" by Danny Ainge

[Isitjustme?]

Jesus, Laker fan still doesn't get it.

[DMC]

"Rapture" - Jesus

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

:toast

[Leetonidas]

"Rapture" - Jesus

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/raptor-jesus21.jpg

[ezau]

"Coming back from an 0-3 Deficit"--- LA Lakers

[DMC]

"The Art of the Pass" -Kobe

[William Hung]

Using Facial Expressions to Enhance your TV Persona - Jeff Van Gundy
A Guide to Unbiased Entertaining Color Commentary - Mark Jackson
Dealing with Frustration On and Off the Court - Andrew Bynum with forward by Ron Artest

[gospursgojas]

"Grasping the Concept" -Giuseppe

Lol

[djohn2oo8]

Chapter 134 - Luva

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:oops:oops..

[rayjayjohnson]

"Getting your friends to wear seatbelts for Dummies" - JR Smith

[Giuseppe]

Oh, Christ, I'm goin' to put myself down for a nap.

[DMC]

Oh, Christ, I'm goin' to put myself down for a nap.
Push your call button

[Giuseppe]

Push your call button

Hey, you, thanks for the kind words upstairs. I saw them.:toast

[DMC]

Hey, you, thanks for the kind words upstairs. I saw them.:toast
Spur fan is tough, but fair.

[DMC]

"How to Ensure 1st Overall Pick" -MJ

[jeebus]

"Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner

After 2, 3 years, you'd think every spurfan would've read this book. Alas, they haven't.

[DMC]

There's three things you could've done to avoid being so butthurt about the whole situation.

1) Don't reveal personal info over the internet if you don't want it to come back and bite you.

2) If you've already messed up the above, then don't come on here making an ass of yourself intentionally.

3) If you've failed to do both things mentioned, then grow a pair.

If you're really leaving then I hope you learned from your experience here and will not fuck up in the future. If you're really upset about people making fun of your condition, then I sympathize with you, as that is a little fucked up.

As for your posting style, you will not be missed...not in the slightest. You were always one of the worst posters on this site and brought nothing but stupid takes and Laker homerism. We already have enough of that here.

So if it's really over, then good luck and Adios. Don't let the door hit your handlebars on the way out.

Funniest post in the entire thread.

[Seventyniner]

After 2, 3 years, you'd think every spurfan would've read this book. Alas, they haven't.

Everyone's read it. The book consists of a single blank page.

[pass1st]

"Running a lotto franchise" - MJ
"You can never have too many guards" - Khan
"Injury rehabilitation & prevention for dummies" - Blazers staff

[UZER]

"Increasing Your Production in the Playoffs" - Matt Bonner

"No Defense, No Play" - Pop (Foreward by Matt Bonner)

[UZER]

"Getting Over Yourself" - Pop

"In Game Interview Etiquette" - Pop

"Developing Big Men" - Pop

[Donkeybong]

damn, forgot about this thread. pretty fucked up comment by HH

[TheCultOfPersonality]

"The Importance Of Being A Good Defensive Center" - Byron Mullens
"Basketball Skills And Work Ethic" - The Hasheem Thabeet Story
"Knowing What You Want" - Dwight Howard
"The Importance Of Three Point Shooting" - The Memphis Grizzlies

[DMC]

Do you need any assistance?

lol

This is one of the funniest threads of all time.

"Art of the 3Peat™" Lebron James


"Patent Before Peat" -Riles

[spurraider21]

"How to adjust your game to offset loss in athletic ability" - D. Wade

[ezau]

'40 Million Ways to Give a Discount'- Kobe Bryant

[ezau]

'Death of a Dynasty'- Dr. Jerry Buss (Posthumous)

[ezau]

'Protecting my Father's Legacy'-- Jim Buss

[spurraider21]

"Being > Duncan" -Kobe

[Clipper Nation]

"Rings I've Won As the Alpha" - K. Bryant
"Times I Didn't Quit Under Adversity" - K. Bryant
"Compendium of Teammates Who Respect Me" - K. Bryant

[ezau]

'The Complete Guide to Safe Sex for Professional Athletes'-- Magic Johnson

[Thread]

It's been years since I tried this and disgraced myself then. I'll try it again:::

- "I lynched a white man and it was fine." - Doc Rivers

- "I got up off my ass at 0-2 and it was fine." - Howard

- "I got 5 and it was fine." - CN

- "I got my hemi's packed and it was fine." - Duncan

[jeebus]

"How to be Alpha" - Lebron

[Clipper Nation]

"How to be Alpha" - Lebron
This thread's for the shortest books, tbh.... you're thinking of the 0-page Kirby Bryant edition....

[Clipper Nation]

"Why Pippen and Stern Didn't Carry Me" - Dad Killer
"Why I'm the GOAT" - Dad Killer

[Thread]

- "I sat on a 14 incher and it was fine." - Duncan

- "I pulled the trap door on Sterling." - The Greatest Player on the Planet

- "I gave 1 back and it wasn't fine." - Pop

- "I returned to L.A. & Artest ate my cookie." - Pierce

[jeebus]

This thread's for the shortest books, tbh.... you're thinking of the 0-page Kirby Bryant edition....
:lol Fine nig. Both of them can write something on a piece of paper and staple them to telephone poles.

[Thread]

- "28 seconds or less" - The 2013 San Antonio Spurs

- "The Bag" - Tim Duncan

- "Jacks & Timbers" - Derek Fisher

- "Life Starts 0-2" - Howard

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

"The Clippers' championship run" - Doc Rivers, co author Vinny Del Negro

[Mel_13]

"My Fondest Memories of the Conference Finals" - Chris Paul

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

"My Fondest Memories of the Conference Finals" - Chris Paul
https://www.americarisingpac.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kirkpatrick-maloney-obamacare-laughing.gif

[ezau]

Conquering Achilles Injuries in 8 Months-- Kirby

[DMC]

- "28 seconds or less" - The 2013 San Antonio Spurs

- "The Bag" - Tim Duncan

- "Jacks & Timbers" - Derek Fisher

- "Life Starts 0-2" - Howard

Someone else who doesn't understand the concept. Must be a Lakers thing.

[mudyez]

"The curious incident of the 22:6 run in the Night-Time"

[ambchang]

- "28 seconds or less" - The 2013 San Antonio Spurs

- "The Bag" - Tim Duncan

- "Jacks & Timbers" - Derek Fisher

- "Life Starts 0-2" - Howard

"Understanding thread titles" - Giuseppe

[UZER]

TOSB, why I'm not one - Kobe Bryant

[DMC]

"The Chuckbox and Keeping Appointments" -DoK

[AlexJones]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by lakaluva (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4607732#post4607732)
"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans



"Almost" by Dirk Nowitski


"I've fallen, and Amare helped me up" - Tim Duncan




"Critical thinking skills" - Lakerfan

:lmao

[Thread]

^Wasn't my fortify moment, but, it was close.

[Thread]

- "I returned to L.A. & Artest ate my cookie." - Pierce

lol!!!

[Clipper Nation]

"Getting Past the Second Round" by Choke Paul

"The Big Book of Watchable NBA Games from the 1990s"

"Titles I Haven't Taken Out of the Case" by Kirby Bryant (foreword by Enrique Porker)

[Thread]

"Getting Past the Second Round" by Choke Paul

"The Big Book of Watchable NBA Games from the 1990s"

"Titles I Haven't Taken Out of the Case" by Kirby Bryant (foreword by Enrique Porker)

"Nuked: My Great Grandparents & The Great Grand Son They Never Knew" - By CN

[Clipper Nation]

"Tickets I've Paid" by Dale

"Taking It, Not Just Dishing It" by Dale

"Meet Me at the Chuckbox" by Dale

[Thread]

"Tickets I've Paid" by Dale

"Taking It, Not Just Dishing It" by Dale

"Meet Me at the Chuckbox" by Dale

"Jap: I'm Yellow & Proud" - By CN

[DMC]

Dale, the shortest book would be one about a subject you have no experience with.

Example:

"Sharing the Ball" -Jamal Crawford with a foreword by Tony Parker

"Critical Coaching Moves" -Doc Rivers with a foreword by Byron Scott

"Better with Age" - Kobe Bryant with a foreword by Greg Oden

[Thread]

Dale, the shortest book would be one about a subject you have no experience with.

Example:

"Sharing the Ball" -Jamal Crawford with a foreword by Tony Parker

"Critical Coaching Moves" -Doc Rivers with a foreword by Byron Scott

"Better with Age" - Kobe Bryant with a foreword by Greg Oden

"Prenup-Schrenup" - By Amy Duncan

"Lincoln Tunnel: My Asshole & Me" - By Tim Duncan

"Chickenshit: When Tim Retires I Retire." - By Pop

[LkrFan]

"I GUARANTEE we will repeat as champion and not lose to the fucken Clippers in the first round of the playoffs with all my teammates healthy the following year!"
--Jim

:lmao

[DMC]

"Prenup-Schrenup" - By Amy Duncan

"Lincoln Tunnel: My Asshole & Me" - By Tim Duncan

"Chickenshit: When Tim Retires I Retire." - By Pop

"Finally Getting It" -Dale

[Arnold Toht]

"How to piss away 200 million in less than 2 years"- James Theodore Duncan

[Mori Chu]

"The Western Conference Finals", by Chris Paul

[Arnold Toht]

"Ass poundings" - Tim Duncan, foreword Jason Collins

[Clipper Nation]

"Ass poundings" - Tim Duncan, foreword Jason Collins
Agreed, a book about ass poundings by a known heterosexual like Duncan would be pretty short.

[Silver&Black]

Arn really doesn't get the point of this thread...

[midnightpulp]

"Ass poundings" - Tim Duncan, foreword Jason Collins

Agreed.

:lol Too retarded to get the concept of the thread.

Let's try again:

"Efficiency," by Kobe Bryant

"I Never Missed the Playoffs," by Kobe Bryant

"Kobe Bryant: The Player of his Generation," by Bill Plaschke

"48 Million Well Spent," by Jeannie and Jim Buss

[Robz4000]

'Competent Trolling' - Anal Tit

[RsxPiimp]

Obesity: Why are men getting pregnant by DMC

[RD2191]

Cucked: My Life Story

Blake

[RsxPiimp]

Fat, forty and fired: an autobiography by DMC

[RD2191]

Fat, forty and fired: an autobiography by DMC
:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Fat, forty and fired: an autobiography by DMC

Lakerfans still don't get the thread :lol

(Unless you're complimenting DMC).

[Arnold Toht]

Nobody gives a fuck about what the concept is. Jimmy Duncan likes dick.

[Clipper Nation]

Cucked: My Life Story

Blake
Shortest books, not longest :lol

[RD2191]

Shortest books, not longest :lol
:lol

[da_suns_fan]

Lakerfans still don't get the thread :lol

(Unless you're complimenting DMC).

This.

Should be: Staying in shape, making coin etc. by DMC

[Malik Hairston]

Lakerfans still don't get the thread :lol

(Unless you're complimenting DMC).

:lol it's just strange, at this point..

[timtonymanu]

:lol Nearly a 5 year old thread, yet some laker fan still needs an explanation on how this works.

[DMC]

Obesity: Why are men getting pregnant by DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665)
So there's nothing in that book...


"Pinoy, Why We Are the Master Race" - RsxPiinoy feat Besteva

[UZER]

My life away from spurstalk - Lakers trolls

[Sybok]

Lakers Fans who Died Too Soon

[Sybok]

Agreed.

:lol Too retarded to get the concept of the thread.

Let's try again:

"Efficiency," by Kobe Bryant

"I Never Missed the Playoffs," by Kobe Bryant

"Kobe Bryant: The Player of his Generation," by Bill Plaschke

"48 Million Well Spent," by Jeannie and Jim Buss
"Going Out a Winner" -Kobe Bryant with foreword by Jim Buss

[Splits]

"How To Succeed After the Age of 33", by Kobe Bryant

"Rebuilding Through the Draft", by Chaz with a forward by Mitch Kupchak

"The Complete Anthology of NBA Two-Pieces", by Chris Childs published by Sweet Lou Twitter Enterprises

"Anime for Non-Homosexuals", by Anonymous

"Hashtags to use when Kobe Plays the Nuggets", by Julius Randle

[Obstructed_View]

"The Stats I Sacrificed to Win" By Kobe Bryant.

[Clipper Nation]

"Being the Bull, Not the Cuck" by Blake (foreword by CumDumpster)

[AlexJones]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

Jesus Christ lol

[Mitch]

"Repeating & You" - Timothy Duncan
"Civil Obedience " - Okafor
"Racial sensitivity " - Sterling & Ambchang
"Investment success" - Duncan & Iverson
"Enjoying the adult body" - Pauly D

[apalisoc_9]

"The Game of Basketball" - Lakerfans aka Golden State bandwagoning fan.

[apalisoc_9]

"How to speak proper english" - Reggie Miller

[Thread]

This fucker gave me fits at creation. I ain't touchin' it.

[DPG21920]

This fucker gave me fits at creation. I ain't touchin' it.

That's what your parents said

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/589434/robin-lopez-o.gif

[Thread]

"Skunked!" by The Spurs Fandom

tee, hee.

[Thread]

"I've fallen, and Amare helped me up" - Tim Duncan

Oh, yeah.

[Thread]

"Turning the Corner: how I broke my snout" by Pop & Manu

LMAO!!!

[Thread]

"Bent Over: balloon knots & coochies" - By Bryant & Neal

CHARGE!!!

[UZER]

The Pride of Not Tanking - Lakerfan

[DPG21920]

Thought you weren't touching it? I win!!

[Thread]

More than a little sobering tallying up the MIAs.

Christ.

[Splits]

This fucker gave me fits at creation. I ain't touchin' it.

Because you're stupid. Just look at all your self-bumps. None of them fit, nor are they funny.

[Thread]

Because you're stupid. Just look at all your self-bumps. None of them fit, nor are they funny.

Relax, fart face.

[Splits]

More than a little sobering tallying up the MIAs.

Christ.

Wish we could add you to that list. And I don't mean RR, I mean grave.

[Thread]

Wish we could add you to that list. And I don't mean RR, I mean grave.

Please. Every time I leave I'm deluged with requests, demands, pleadings that I return.

[Mitch]

Please. Every time I leave I'm deluged with requests, demands, pleadings that I return.

Without fail, Cub.

[Reck]

Please. Every time I leave I'm deluged with requests, demands, pleadings that I return.

You're on the list. Solly cholly.

[Thread]

Without fail, Cub.

Arn

[Mitch]

Arn

Mitch

[Reck]

You mean to tell me Mitch is Arnold Tits?

That's quite the turnaround. From super shitty posting to decent.

[ambchang]

The difference between almost and actual - thread.

[UZER]

Making rules and keeping them - Culb

[ambchang]

Being consistent - Thread
Be honourable - Culburn
Having a normal social life - CaprisunMan
Attracting normal sized females - Narutoluva
What is a race? - Mitch
Understanding ratios - Lkrfan
How to be genuine - Kobe

[Sybok]

Please. Every time I leave I'm deluged with requests, demands, pleadings that I return.
I call ass

[Sybok]

"Repeating & You" - Timothy Duncan
"Civil Obedience " - Okafor
"Racial sensitivity " - Sterling & Ambchang
"Investment success" - Duncan & Iverson
"Enjoying the adult body" - Pauly D

"The Motion Offense" - Lebron James

"How to Beat Lebron" by Kobe Bryant, the author of "Jordanesque"

[Mori Chu]

"Oh, the shots I've made" - Kobe Bryant

[BD24]

How to win without Star big men - Kobe
Remaining calm and cool - Westbrook
how to get Pussy - Kool and Luva
why you shouldn't fuck your aunt - apa
missing the playoffs - Tim Duncan

[Killakobe81]

How to win without Star big men - Kobe
Remaining calm and cool - Westbrook
how to get Pussy - Kool and Luva
why you shouldn't fuck your aunt - apa
missing the playoffs - Tim Duncan

not bad ...

[DarrinS]

Mouthpiece Etiquette - Steph Curry