Shortest books in the NBA?

[8FOR!3]

I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before and some people come up with good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material with me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

"The Art Of The 3 Point Shot" - Hasheem Thabeet
"How To Win An NBA Championship" - Dirk Nowitzki
"Mastering The Free Throw" - Dwight Howard
"How To Build An Up And Coming Team" - Doc Rivers
"Drafting A Franchise Player" - Lionel Hollins
"The Heart Of A Champion" - Adam Morrison
"It's A Man's World" - Richard Jefferson
"Bodybuilding And You" - Kevin Durant
"Keeping It Classy" - Kevin Garnett
"How To Remain Relevant" - Roger Mason, Jr.
"Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner
"No Means No" - Kobe Bryant
"Importance Of Practice" - Allen Iverson
"There's No I In Team" - Tracy McGrady

[HarlemHeat37]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

[DPG21920]

That's messed up HH.

[TinTin]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

:nope:lol

[8FOR!3]

"How To Get In With The In Crowd" - Lakaluva

[daslicer]

"Management for Dummies" Chris Wallace

[The Franchise]

"Humility" - Lebron James

[DPG21920]

"How To Be A Good Human" - Laker Fans

"Self Confidence: The Strength Within" - Laker Fans

"Through Thick and Thin; The Good Times & The Bad" - Laker Fans

"The Quintessential Basketball Mind" - Laker Fans

"Community: No Riots Here" - Laker Fans

[2pac > Kobe]

"Humility" - Lebron James
if u just tried to diss LBJ u fucked up

[Chieflion]

"Stay on your national team" - Sasha Vujacic
"Don't rely on your family to get into the NBA" - Coby Karl and Luke Walton
"LeBron James is not a hypocrite" - LeBron James
"Why you should not cry after losing a playoff series" - Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher
"Asking for permission before stealing ideas" - Shaquille O'Neal
"No guns!" - Gilbert Arenas
"Not a racist and against short guys" - Kevin Garnett
"Flopping, a disgrace to the integrity of the league" - Chris Paul and rest of the floppers
"Training regimens to not get injured" - Fransisco Garcia
"Keeping your body in tip-top shape" - Eddy Curry and Jerome James
"Passing the ball" - Corey Maggette
"The Free Throw Line" - Ben Wallace
"Fashion Design" - Damon Jones
"A good off-season" - Chris Wallace
"Calf Tats are a bad idea" - Mike Bibby and Koriwhat
"Rebounding" - Rashard Lewis
"Putting in your 100%" - Vince Carter
"White guy can ball" - Adam Morrison
"Determining the best 1st overall pick" - Kwame Brown
"Playing young players" - Gregg Popovich
"The 10 man rotation" - Mike D'antoni
"Maintaining a balance in your roster" - David Kahn
"Twitter used in a correct way" - Chris Bosh and Carmelo Anthony
"Not being traded" - Quentin Richardson
"How it feels to dunk a basketball" - J.J Barea
"Not a cancer" - Stephon Marbury
"Inside the arc" - Antonie Walker
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson and Dwyane Wade
"Being original" - Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard
"Best Jew in the NBA" - Jordan Farmar
"Underpaid" - Joe Johnson
"The unlucky man" - Robert Horry

[Ghazi]

"How to be a legitimate state" -Israel

[ambchang]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

Me thinks lakaluva meant the exact opposite of the two bolded items.

[8FOR!3]

"How To Choke" - Robert Horry

[ambchang]

How to have your own style - Kobe Bryant

[HarlemHeat37]

That's messed up HH.

What is?..

[cobbler]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you HoBitch. But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

[HarlemHeat37]

Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it:cry..

[Chieflion]

Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it:cry..

HarlemHeat37, getting his Pau Gasol on.

[DPG21920]

Well, I don't agree with what HH said, but I can't say that losing a Laker fan is a bad thing. He was a hypocrite anyways...

[HarlemHeat37]

Shit, if I knew all it would to get rid of Gobbler would be a personal cheap shot, I would have done it a long time ago:lol..

[DPG21920]

This reminds me of a movie I just watched: Unthinkable.

[monosylab1k]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

"How to get a good deal from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to avoid getting an STD from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to not confuse Japanese and Chinese" - Ghazi
"What $250 can buy you" - Ghazi

[Goran Dragic]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

"Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva

[8FOR!3]

"Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva

:lol LOL :toast

[BUMP]

You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you HoBitch. But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

There's three things you could've done to avoid being so butthurt about the whole situation.

1) Don't reveal personal info over the internet if you don't want it to come back and bite you.

2) If you've already messed up the above, then don't come on here making an ass of yourself intentionally.

3) If you've failed to do both things mentioned, then grow a pair.

If you're really leaving then I hope you learned from your experience here and will not fuck up in the future. If you're really upset about people making fun of your condition, then I sympathize with you, as that is a little fucked up.

As for your posting style, you will not be missed...not in the slightest. You were always one of the worst posters on this site and brought nothing but stupid takes and Laker homerism. We already have enough of that here.

So if it's really over, then good luck and Adios. Don't let the door hit your handlebars on the way out.

[DPG21920]

"Breaking All The Rules" - Luva

So that means you think you don't break rules?

[Goran Dragic]

So that means you think you don't break rules?
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[monosylab1k]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

"the art of avoiding self-ownage" by lakaluva

[DPG21920]

:lol Why can't he get this? Time to get a tutor in here. Then maybe, and I mean maybe, he can perform this at a 70% level.

[Chieflion]

:lol Why can't he get this? Time to get a tutor in here. Then maybe, and I mean maybe, he can perform this at a 70% level.

He would just get a C with a tutor anyway.

[Goran Dragic]

He would just get a C with a tutor anyway.
That was what "70% level" was referencing. Good god.

[NRHector]

How to buy a :lobt:.- The Lakers

[Chieflion]

That was what "70% level" was referencing. Good god.

My mistake. I meant to say he wouldn't even get a C.

[monosylab1k]

luva, it's not that hard.

Imagine this thread is a chrysanthemum and you need to pick the right fertilizer. Now if you wanted to make a funny haha joke about it with your local soil supplier, would you jokingly ask for the right fertilizer, or the exact opposite?

[DPG21920]

That is some irony if I have ever seen it. LL telling people to get it right.

[Chieflion]

This pakistani obviously lied about getting 70%. He probably can't even pass.

[BUMP]

Did cobbler make HarlemHo cry or something?

Maybe. I could tell Harlem got a little butthurt by him, but I personally thought cobbler was one of the most annoying posters on this site for a long, long time. It's one thing to be an outright troll but to actually think that "fans of teams that win championships know more about basketball" is different. People could see right through his schtick.

I won't be the first in line begging for him to come back.

[monosylab1k]

Calculus Made Simple by lakaluva
Avoiding Female Hobbies by lakaluva

[DPG21920]

There is nothing more bh than announcing your gone bc of that comment, especially when you make racist and annoying comments all the time. This was a bad joke like many others on with no harm intended. Like most bad jokes on here.

[redzero]

I'm outta here.

Do you need any assistance?

[HarlemHeat37]

I disagree with BUMP's POV here..I have been butthurt at times, just like everybody else has(I won't name the times, because that's a sign of weakness), but TBH, Gobbler has never made me butthurt..his insults are lame, and his arguments are even worse..

Gobbler started off as an internet square, similar to how killakobe currently is, for example..then he started to attempt to recognize trolling and vulgarity, and he tried to play along..even though it was lame, his effort was commendable..he could only take it for so long though, as he showed in this thread, where he just snapped..

Laker fans aren't sensitized to trolling, TBH..they will always be trollable..there are rare exceptions like Luva, but when you go to a mainstream NBA forum or a Lakers forum, they are very easily trolled..they don't recognize trolling at all..

[IronMexican]

I've got nothing to contribute. No one liners come to mind.

[monosylab1k]

"How Not To Suck A Man's Cock In Public" - mono

finally you got it :toast did my gardening analogy help?

now that you've got the basic structure down, work on making them funny.

[dallaskd]

"how calf tats got me laid"

[monosylab1k]

I've got nothing to contribute. No one liners come to mind.

Hardcore Cholo Shit - IronMexican

[IronMexican]

Hardcore Cholo Shit - IronMexican

:tu


Spotting a hipster - mono

[Goran Dragic]

"I love Jews!" - z0sa
"Creating worthwhile threads about something not relating to food or crappy TV shows" - Judyntx
"Being funny" - JoeChalupa, illustrations by mouse
"Why ###### is a bad word" - CosmicCowboy
"How to avoid being brainwashed by the military" - spursncowboys
"Knowing when your favorite player was drafted" - killakobe81
"I can look down and see my feet" - mookie2001

[HarlemHeat37]

Medal smack?..I've been on the medal smack for months against everybody..it's my prized possession..don't hate me for it, I didn't vote for myself..


"I love Jews!" - z0sa
"Creating worthwhile threads about something not relating to food" - Judyntx
"Being funny" - JoeChalupa, illustrations by mouse
"Why ###### is a bad word" - CosmicCowboy
"How to avoid being brainwashed by the military" - spursncowboys
"Knowing when your favorite player was drafted" - killakobe81
"I can look down and see my feet" - mookie2001

:lmao

[Chieflion]

"Black American" - lakaluva

[IronMexican]

"i can look down and see my penis" - mookie2001

fify

[monosylab1k]

"I can look down and see my feet" - mookie2001

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

is it true that the mookie crew got so butthurt they removed the bedsheet photo?

[DPG21920]

"Inception" - Lakaluva

[monosylab1k]

Comedy - lefty

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

is it true that the mookie crew got so butthurt they removed the bedsheet photo?
Yes. Fortunately I saved it to photoshop.

[BUMP]

A little? Shit, that nigga was reduced to talking medal smack. Something went sour for HH to show that much ass hurt.

Everyone judges butthurt a little differently.

If cobbler logs on, says something stupid, and then you respond with paragraphs countering his opinion and then make fun of the wheelchair out of anger, then that's butthurt. (Which some have done)

If cobbler signs in, says something dumb, and you drop an "lol wheelchair" then ditch the thread then that's just trolling.

[DPG21920]

"Mel Gibson: Saint, Leader & Really Cool Dude" - DOK

[redzero]

That movie sucked.

Take that back. Inception was awesome.

[monosylab1k]

Developing good taste in movies - lakaluva

[IronMexican]

I still haven't seen Inception. I was supposed to go Sunday but got sidetracked. It better be the best movie ever though.

[monosylab1k]

I Am An Athletic Black Man: Internet Deception Made Easy - lakaluva

[DPG21920]

"Life Is Good" - Lakaluva

[Goran Dragic]

"How to make funny nicknames" - Fabbs
"Breathing through your nose" - thispego
"Hiding the fact your mom tried to abort halfway through labor" - cbf

[Goran Dragic]

"The NBA before 02-01-08" - Lakerfan

[VBM]

82 Games - Greg Oden

[Chieflion]

"How to apply to be in the Mav Krew" - lakaluva

[IronMexican]

Did CBF's mom really try to abort? him? I always feel all kids were accidents(Myself included).

[BUMP]

"My First Steps" by Cobbler
"Living a Straight Lifestyle" by Koolaid_Man
"Managing Your Marriage" co-written by MiamiHeat and ezau
"How to Form An Intelligent Thought" by RocketFan
"Having a Real Girlfriend" by thedong

[Goran Dragic]

"Managing Your Marriage" co-written by MiamiHeat and ezau
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

"How To Keep An Appointment" - DoK
"How to show up for lunch on time so the other person doesn't get impatient" - Cully

[monosylab1k]

I've already told you, my account was hacked.

My Account Was Hacked and 400 more excuses that really work! by lakaluva

[Chieflion]

"Good lying abilities on the internet" -lakaluva

OR

"Setting a good password" -lakaluva

[Goran Dragic]

My Account Was Hacked and 400 more excuses that really work! by lakaluva
co-authored by Ghazi (lol China). Sand niggas really need to work on excuse making.

[Goran Dragic]

I actually hope lakaluva's account was hacked. Him applying for the Mav Krew woulda been as pathetic as Ron Artest signing with the Lakers after talking shit about them and losing to them. Now at least he's still worthy of these insult wars, if he really applied to the Mav Krew I woulda just left him alone outa pity.

[Juanobili]

How To Be A Legitimate Big Man by Matt Bonner

[DPG21920]

"Women Love Tall Guys" - DPG

lol

[HarlemHeat37]

"The opposite" is the best you could come up with?..this thread really isn't for you, TBH..

[O.J Mayo]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThmFBgkWYRNlzKg22YLM2-rpTVGX0pAQ1sLJytnLbcbZ1FSgQ&t=1&usg=__ZtvZmhAkmMFBTXgCf_Xut_rN5h0=

"My first taste of Pork" - lakaluva

[monosylab1k]

I actually hope lakaluva's account was hacked. Him applying for the Mav Krew woulda been as pathetic as Ron Artest signing with the Lakers after talking shit about them and losing to them. Now at least he's still worthy of these insult wars, if he really applied to the Mav Krew I woulda just left him alone outa pity.

brah you know he was begging to be part of MK. there was no account hacking going on.

tbh he's a Lakerfan. Bandwagon jumping is in his blood. He saw just how terrible the NBA Forum was without us, he realized how retarded his fellow Lakerfans were, and he wanted to jump ship.

[monosylab1k]

"The opposite" is the best you could come up with?..this thread really isn't for you, TBH..

crofl I was thinking the same thing. This isn't Calculus, he should be able to operate at least at a B-minus level in this thread. But tbh he's got us all tutoring him and he still can't pull a C :lmao

[redzero]

Is the title of your book? You should take a week off. Cobbler really fucked you up.

Did HarlemHeat lie on the ground and let cobbler roll over him over and over again?

[Goran Dragic]

Off topic, but it's a good thing I'm Jewish so I can do my accounting homework and dick around on this site at the same time. It must suck for people who can only crunch numbers when they're directing their undivided attention to it.

[HarlemHeat37]

"Diary: My High School Graduation" - Koriwhat
"How To Manage Your Money" - Darrin
"No Laughs To Know Laughs: How To Be Funny" - Lefty(Lefty is my guy, just playing with him;))
"How I Came Out Of The Closet" - Koolaidman

[DPG21920]

Redzero is being a d*ck

"Hipsters: Just A Fad" - Redzero

[Goran Dragic]

"How I Came Out Of The Closet" - Koolaidman
:lol
"I'd rather sleep in than go river rafting" - koolaid_man
"No forum should be a homo forum" - koolaid_man

[IronMexican]

"No Laughs To Know Laughs: How To Be Funny" - Lefty(Lefty is my guy, just

Ah, fuck:lmao

[redzero]

Redzero is being a d*ck

"Hipsters: Just A Fad" - Redzero

You mad that cobbler in a wheelchair is still taller than you?

[Goran Dragic]

You get out of school first son, then you come talk to me. There's a big difference between me and you, besides you being a blood sucking jew, I was fucking in the back seat while studying, while you on the internet forming ButtHurt Committees while studying.
And now that you're out of school, you're on an internet forum arguing with someone still in school. Hopefully I make more of school than you did :lol

[redzero]

I am amused at how fast this thread degenerated into personal attacks between users.

[HarlemHeat37]

"Trust me, She's 18" - IronMexican..

I love IM, I'm just fucking with him..

[redzero]

IronMexican, what's with all this pedo talk?

[IronMexican]

"Trust me, She's 18" - IronMexican..

I love IM, I'm just fucking with him..

Hah. Current GF is almost 17.

[Basketball Jones]

I can do it myself. - Lebron James

[IronMexican]

IronMexican, what's with all this pedo talk?

Girls just don't tell you their real age till later.

[HarlemHeat37]

There's like a 1000 things you could have said about Lebron, but you chose "I can do it myself"?..

[midnightpulp]

I got my own following going on here, son. Why would I give that up to join a bunch of sore losers that can't execute a boycott.

Think about who your following consists of:

"We need to ask Kori to create a homo forum."

-Koolaid_Man

And the writing style of the "person" who hacked your account is too eerily similar to your own for us to really believe you.

You know you wanted to join forces because your allies (Koolaid_Man, PGDynasty, Namlook, etc, etc, etc) are garbage and you're tired of having to come up with all the good material on your own.

You see yourself as Kobe on the 2005-07 Lakers, so you asked for a trade.

[redzero]

Girls just don't tell you their real age till later.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a189/a189.gif

[IronMexican]

Yeah, no way. My limit is 16. California is one of the few shitty states that you both have to be over 18. It's not like the law is ever enforced as long as the girl is around 16,

[DPG21920]

"Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks" - Redzero

"The Opposite Opposite of Understanding" - Lakaluva

"One Line is Simply Not Enough" - Lefty

[midnightpulp]

My Laker brethren is the sole reason you niggas went in hiding. Why would I want to join a crew led by a jew?

No they weren't. The catalyst for the thread Kori created was personal information being posted in the Koriwhat calf tat thread, and then chastising people for repetitive, copy and paste, trolling.

But the real reason for the boycott was everyone attributing blame to the MK for the declining quality in basketball discussion.

[monosylab1k]

"Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks" - Redzero

brah tbh Rolling Stone magazine is hipster poison, which means redzero actually probably does believe Rolling Stone sucks. They're like The Shins of indie rock magazines. Way too mainstream now.

[DPG21920]

Damn, I am not up on hipster. How about this:

"Bands Everyone Knows" - Redzero

"Loose Jeans: A Story of Conformity" - Redzero

[redzero]

This hipster stuff is hilarious.

Liking good bands doesn't make a hipster.

[Goran Dragic]

"Typing on your mac at starbucks is lame" - redzero

[monosylab1k]

Damn, I am not up on hipster.

I"m the same way tbh. I know Rolling Stone is about as un-hipster as it gets, but for a good long while I was mistaken in thinking that pitchfork media was still some bastion of hipster douchebaggery. Turns out Pitchfork is the new Rolling Stone.

[midnightpulp]

"Good Grammar," by Koolaid_Man (foreword by KillaKobe81)

[IronMexican]

Pitchfork loves Radiohead and Arcade Fire. Therefore, unhipster.

[DPG21920]

"Typing on your mac at starbucks is lame" - redzero

:lol

[monosylab1k]

Typical Hipster

* The typical hipster (more like pop-cult whore) does not have a concentration, and as such their interests are evenly distributed in avant garde/hip art, music, fashion, etc.
* Their clothing is decadent, but not as overly indulgent and gay as the avant garde hipster.
* They listen to crap bands you've never heard of. If non-hipsters ever adopt their music, they will quickly lose interest.
* They pretend to enjoy the arts and literature, but they don't know fuck about either.
* Loafers are typical of the hipster fashion. The loafers indicate that they have successfully raped and mugged an elderly man whilst retrieving their loafers as their prize.
* That shit they wear constantly changes, because what is hip constantly changes.
* Their obscene use of aviator glasses and other massive glasses that block out the sun
* Rides a "fixie" bike, i.e. a bike that can't coast and has no brakes, because conventional bikes and cars are too mainstream.
* Expresses a sense of "ironic" enjoyment for bad '80s bands and unfashionable clothing, but secretly really likes that shit.

Indie Fag

* Generally like any shitty band as long as they dress in the correct way. Pretend to have a deep understanding of music but generally are just talking out of their ass. Occasionally they actually like good bands and drive sane people away from those particular bands.

* They are the most badly dressed of the bunch and can be easily identified. Both sexes have the tendency to wear button up shirts, straight legged pants, a hoodie, and some type of flat bottomed shoe that isn't for running. If it is a girl it may wear flats and a sweater. Sometimes it is difficult to tell indie boys and girls apart, due to the fact that they look so much alike.

* What the Indie fag is today is what remains of what hipsters used to look like, yet they are still accepted as a part of the hipster community. They listen to all the coolest and most subversive music that you have never heard of. And if you have heard of them... well.. they heard them first.

* Indie fags are more likely to smoke pole at 13. They have a record collection and have probably Wikipedia-d a good amount of Kurt Vonnegut.

* Indie fags of both sexes like to grow sideburns or beards.

Avant-Garde
OMG, I bet her boyfriend gave her that jacket. He's totally sweet.
NEEDS MOAR SUNGLASSES

Avant Garde hipsters are hipsters whose specialty is fashion. They are always wearing the most outrageous thing, but pretend that they did not spend 5 hours preparing their outfit the night before. Whatever is in, they wore it before it was.

They tend to be obsessed with always finding the new thing. It is hard to describe them because their fashion sense changes every five seconds, but you will be able to pick them out in a crowd because they are the person that looks the most ridiculous, but if you think it is ridiculous you are just an unfashionable dolt. Their music taste is always current and hip and leans towards the indie, electronic, new wave, and post-punk, or whatever noise their favourite DJ made when he passed out onto his keyboard.

A notable avant-garde hipster is It-Girl Cory Kennedy. The best place to keep track of hipster fashion is here.

[redzero]

Delicious EncyclopediaDramatica copy pasta.

[midnightpulp]

Essential reading:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north.php

"Classifying hipsters in the wild can be a tricky business to neophytes. To the layman, all hipsters look the same: they dress in stupid clothes, they dye their hair, they listen to awful racket, and they’re always having sex with each other. However, the trained naturalist will tell you that there are limitless varieties of hipster, each with his or her own distinctive plumage and mating calls. We hope that this excerpt from our entirely unscientific and fairly insulting guide illuminates the differences between several of the more populous species of North American hipsters."

[HarlemHeat37]

I occasionally hang out with a few Hipster girls, TBH, I'm not going to lie..I can see why people would be annoyed by their kind though..New York has them in bunches..

[duhoh]

How to Properly Cite a Source : KBP

[DeadlyDynasty]

"Passionate sex" - Gary Neal

[Shane27]

How to make legal trades-David Stern and the Lakers

[DeadlyDynasty]

How to make legal trades-David Stern and the Lakers

you're supposed to do opposites:depressed

[mingus]

"How to Take a Devestating Elimination Loss at Home Like a Man" by Kobe Bryant, intro by Derek Fisher.

[Goran Dragic]

"Honoring your NBA contract and not lying about your daughter's eye" Derek Fisher

[IronMexican]

mono did it, so let me do the opposite - DoK

[redzero]

"Safe Driving: Just What Are Speed Limits and Stop Signs For?" - Earl "J.R." Smith III

[Chieflion]

"My sex relationship with my wife" - Ghazi
"I did not hit on anyone's wife." - Tyson Chandler
"I had sex." - A.C Green

[Shane27]

How to stay healthy- Yao Ming

[Chieflion]

"Clothed photos from our phones." -Greg Oden and George Hill

[dirk4mvp]

mono did it, so let me do the opposite - DoK

:lmao :rollin :lmao

[Goran Dragic]

mono did it, so let me do the opposite - DoK
What did mono do about Derek Fisher?

[Goran Dragic]

O i get it, Mex is butthurt that I made a joke about Derek Fisher's one eyed slut daughter.


lol one eyed slut

[Shane27]

How to stay in shape- Shaquille O'neal

[redzero]

O i get it, Mex is butthurt that I made a joke about Derek Fisher's one eyed slut daughter.


lol one eyed slut

Dude c'mon.

[Goran Dragic]

Dude c'mon.
Derek Fisher's daughter made the choice to let a stranger splooge in her eyeball, and because of that, she is a one eyed slut.

[fevertrees]

A.C. Green - How To Score With a Woman On The First Date

[birdy219]

Men I haven't slept with.......Gloria James

Are you my Daddy?...........Lebron James

Pimping Cougars..........Hugh Hefner

Purity in a Perverse Society........Paris Hilton

Twelve Steps Toward Sobriety.......Lindsey Lohan

How to Satisfy a Man.......Ellen

How to Satisfy a Woman.......Lakaluva

Jersey Popping and Tongue Wagging......Tim Duncan

:flag:

[redzero]

Derek Fisher's daughter made the choice to let a stranger splooge in her eyeball, and because of that, she is a one eyed slut.

C'mon dude.

[Texas_Ranger]

Derek Fisher's daughter made the choice to let a stranger splooge in her eyeball, and because of that, she is a one eyed slut.

:idiot

[IronMexican]

O i get it, Mex is butthurt that I made a joke about Derek Fisher's one eyed slut daughter.


lol one eyed slut

lol

Me and dirk have been clowning on you aboot det for a hwhwhwwile now. No need to get butthurt, broseph.

[ffadicted]

I like how this thread went from funny one liners about the NBA to insulting guys in wheelchairs and girls with cancer lol

[nkdlunch]

"How to avoid putting you dick inside a woman that is vomiting" - Gary Neal

[nkdlunch]

"How to avoid putting your dick inside white trash" - Kobe Bryant

[Venti Quattro]

Today in history: 02-01-2008 - midnightpulp

Shooting 101 in the NBA Finals - Kobe Bryant

[nkdlunch]

How to Tweet - Carmelo Anthony

[nkdlunch]

Growing up - JJ Barea

[Trainwreck2100]

How to not look like a dumbass attention whore-Lebron James

[Venti Quattro]

Internet Medal - HarlemHeat37

[Goran Dragic]

lol

Me and dirk have been clowning on you aboot det for a hwhwhwwile now. No need to get butthurt, broseph.
lol one eyed slut

[Brazil]

My european bb knowledge - KBP

[MmP]

Bonding with other cultures - Danny Granger
How to turn wolrd's opinion on the US - Danny Granger

[monosylab1k]

lol

Me and dirk have been clowning on you aboot det for a hwhwhwwile now. No need to get butthurt, broseph.

o right, like Colt Fan A has any room to talk when he's always got his nose up the ass of Colt Fan B.

[monosylab1k]

tbh I've gotten into more arguments with DoK than Colt Fan A, Colt Fan B, vulvaface and you have gotten into combined.

[Giuseppe]

- "O & Forever!"

- Mavs Fandom

[monosylab1k]

:lmao it's no surprise Cubby's first contribution to this thread would be completely incorrect.

"How to avoid becoming a sexual deviant" - Culburn

[HarlemHeat37]

That's 3 Laker fans in this thread that couldn't understand the simple concept of this thread..come on..Is Gobbler's retirement fucking with you all?..

[badfish22]

:lmao it's no surprise Cubby's first contribution to this thread would be completely incorrect.
:lmao

tbh i thought he would actually get it right and go with something like:

"Spurs/Suns 2010

tee, hee"

[JamStone]

"Sharp and witty remarks" -Laker Nation

[hater]

How to avoid looking like a bunch of sissy she-ladyboys - Mav crew. Foreword by lakaluva

[mingus]

How to Play the Point Guard Position Successfully - Roger Mason Jr.

[CavsSuperFan]

"Family First"...by Latrell Sprewell....

[oligarchy]

"Car buyers guide" - Findog
"How to be a gangsta" m>s
"The guide to fighting" stretch

[Giuseppe]

"Skunked!" by The Spurs Fandom

[JamStone]

"Open Emotional and Physical Male Bonding is Natural and Not Hiding Any Deep Rooted Homosexual Fantasies: A Picture Book of Very Straight Ways to Bond with your STRAIGHT Male Friends"

-Chris Paul and LeBron James, forward by Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley

[Giuseppe]

"Fool's Parade: The 1993 Phoenix Suns" by Suns Fandom

[cheguevara]

"Doing it for the kids" - Lebron James

[cheguevara]

How to Shine at the World Stage - Lamar Kardasian

[Giuseppe]

"Almost" by Dirk Nowitski

[Giuseppe]

"I will implode no more forever" by Chief Artest

[Giuseppe]

"I've fallen, and Amare helped me up" - Tim Duncan

[Giuseppe]

"Awarded: how I reversed my lobotomy" - Jammie & his Stones

[Drachen]

Well, maybe Lakers fans do understand the concept, and are just being very complimentary to the their Spur Masters.

[Giuseppe]

"'Nobody closes us out:' The life & times of Luva" - by Kor I. Ellis

[Giuseppe]

"Turning the Corner: how I broke my snout" by Pop & Manu

[cheguevara]

"Turning the Corner: how I broke my snout" by Pop & Manu

you're a damn retard for not getting the concept yet

[Giuseppe]

Frankly, I don't give two good, hearty shits for the concept.

[redzero]

Culburn, think of a good title for a book based on players/teams/posters on this site, then post the opposite.

[cheguevara]

how not to smell like armpit and feet - Laka "paki" Luva

[DPG21920]

"The Art of Grasping Any Concept" - Laker Fans

[Giuseppe]

Culburn, think of a good title for a book based on players/teams/posters on this site, then post the opposite.

You broke my train of thought, gd you. Now my head hurts with the effort.

[DPG21920]

"Forward Peddling" - Laker Fans

[Giuseppe]

"Bent Over: balloon knots & coochies" - By Bryant & Neal

[noob cake]

Nigga, I am the crowd.

"How to act black" - Lakaluva

[Goran Dragic]

"Critical thinking skills" - Lakerfan

[Ghazi]

How to earn an NBA Championship -Miami Heat

How to respect human rights -Israel

How to defeat Hezbollah -Israel

How to be self reliant -Israel

How to not let Zionists run your country -USA

How to not be a little bitch -Israel

[Ghazi]

JWt-9clXdp0

lol Sky News

[Goran Dragic]

"How to not be butthurt about getting kicked off an internet gang" - Ghazi
"My properly functioning urethra" - Ghazi

[DPG21920]

"Stop Creeping Her Out! The Ladies Man Guide To Ladies." - Cully

[Ghazi]

"How to not be butthurt about getting kicked off an internet gang" - Ghazi
"My properly functioning urethra" - Ghazi

Not NBA related.

[Goran Dragic]

Not NBA related.
:lmao and Israel is?

[Ghazi]

http://pix.kingsconnect.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-kings-on-the-bloc-7.jpg

[Goran Dragic]

"Knowing the role you played in an NBA championship" - Lakerfan

[stretch]

"There's No I In Team" - Tracy McGrady

I don't get why T-Mac gets the kind of hate he does. I've never seen him do anything to show himself as being a selfish player. Dude played his heart out a number of times in the playoffs. Either he didnt have help (losses against Utah), or his team simply wasn't good enough (losses against Detroit and Dallas).

"How to stay healthy" is more fitting, imo

[DAF86]

"Condoms" - Magic Johnson

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

"How to not be butthurt about getting kicked off an internet gang" - Ghazi
"My properly functioning urethra" - Ghazi

"How to play the point" - Goran Dragic (ST one)

"How to defend ...24 seconds of hell" - The Phoenix Suns

"Objective, unbiased, basketball analysis" - HarlemHeat with a foreward by Miamiheat

"How to bow out gracefuly" - Spur fan (NBA forum ones mostly)

"How to NOT bow out gracefully" - Pistons fan (props)

[Ghazi]

classy ass pistons fans..

5UmmmfGNQKA&feature=related

great fucking class :cry

[Giuseppe]

"Built! The wailing wall Kor I. Ellis built in our ass." - Pistonage

[mingus]

How to earn an NBA Championship -Miami Heat

How to respect human rights -Israel

How to defeat Hezbollah -Israel

How to be self reliant -Israel

How to not let Zionists run your country -USA

How to not be a little bitch -Israel

muslims - where 50% of your people have no rights happens

[Goran Dragic]

"Not using your dead mom as an excuse for sucking" - Leandro Barbosa
"Making wide open shots in the playoffs" - Leandro Barbosa
"Helping your team one way or another in the playoffs" - Leandro Barbosa
"Trying to improve over the off season" - Leandro Barbosa
"Shooting off the dribble" - Leandro Barbosa

[Goran Dragic]

"How to defend ...24 seconds of hell" - The Phoenix Suns

Oh I get it! The Suns suck at defense :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DAF86]

"Owning up to your mistakes" -Lefty

[Killakobe81]

classy ass pistons fans..

5UmmmfGNQKA&feature=related

great fucking class :cry

you have a point ...but Pistons fans on here are classiest by %. I am not saying that there are not MORE classier Spur, Mavs or even laker fans. Butthe Pistons fans on here are cool and the reason i used to come here just to view and laugh in silence ...back in 2004-2005

[Goran Dragic]

the Piston fan knob slobbing on this site is bullshit. Yes, Jamstone is easily one of the best posters on the site, when it comes to basketball talk or using troll accounts. himat I mostly agree with so I give him the nod as well, P < S knows his shit and usually offers good takes, but Darrin and Bob Lanier are two of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever encountered on the internet.

I'd rather wrap barbed wire around my dick than read their takes on how Michael Jordan is an overrated scrub, how Kobe Bryant is way better than him, how Eastern Conference teams don't suck at offense they're just SOOOO good at defense, and how the best NBA games are the ones that have a final score of 64-57.

[Killakobe81]

the Piston fan knob slobbing on this site is bullshit. Yes, Jamstone is easily one of the best posters on the site, when it comes to basketball talk or using troll accounts. himat I mostly agree with so I give him the nod as well, P < S knows his shit and usually offers good takes, but Darrin and Bob Lanier are two of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever encountered on the internet.

I'd rather wrap barbed wire around my dick than read their takes on how Michael Jordan is an overrated scrub, how Kobe Bryant is way better than him, how Eastern Conference teams don't suck at offense they're just SOOOO good at defense, and how the best NBA games are the ones that have a final score of 64-57.

they are not good posters because they love low scoring ball or think kobe is better than MJ? I don't agre with either of those but does that make them a bad poster. Are you bad one because you don't think PG driven teams can get a title and I disagree?

I know you like to flame fool and that's cool I saw yours on me a while back ...it's all good. But i aint slobbin' just stating a fact. showing a brawl or takes you don't agree with does not mean they arent as a whole some of the best posters on here. I am a laker fan and i know we have a few good ones and A LOT of shitty ones ... I think im in the middle but I don't care ...I say what I feel nd think ...

[Ashy Larry]

Zit Free - Pop

and

Condoms - Magic Johnson



best sellers. best one I've seen so far.

[Killakobe81]

Those were funny even the one on me is funny though old ...

[Goran Dragic]

they are not good posters because they love low scoring ball or think kobe is better than MJ? I don't agre with either of those but does that make them a bad poster. Are you bad one because you don't think PG driven teams can get a title and I disagree?

I know you like to flame fool and that's cool I saw yours on me a while back ...it's all good. But i aint slobbin' just stating a fact. showing a brawl or takes you don't agre with does not mean they arent as a whole some of the best posters on here. I am a laker fan and i know we have a few good ones and A LOT of shitty ones ... I think im inthe middle but I don't care ...I say what I feel ...
PG driven teams not winning titles is basically a proven fact. The day a PG driven team wins a championship in the modern basketball era I'll change my stance, but for now I'm just stating fact.

It wasn't directed at you personally, everyone on this site seems to think Pistons fans are by far the most knowledgeable fan base and everything they say is beaming with insight and intelligence. I was saying that outside of a few good posters, Pistons fans have some of the most retarded opinions on this site, particularly cause their opinion on Kobe vs. Jordan is even more retarded than Lakerfan's opinion on Kobe vs. Jordan. They also don't know the difference between good defense and shitty offense. When the Wizards and 76ers can't crack 80 points in a head 2 head matchup, Pistonfan will tell you that's just great Eastern Conference defense, when any non-dimwitted person will tell you it's just two shitty Eastern conference teams that can't score for shit.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

A few of these are messed up and cruel

My 2nd round playoff highlights: Tracy McGrady
How to snort cocaine: Len Bias
How to stay with a team: Matt Barnes
How to practice birth control: Almost any WNBA player
How to take a charge: Andrew Bogut
How to speak without stuttering: Bob Love
Fidelity: Wilt Chamberlain
Fair broadcasting techniques: Tommy Heinsohn

[hater]

"Great things from my country" - Ghazi with dedication from KBP

[Goran Dragic]

"Great things from my country" - Ghazi with dedication from KBP
:lol

I guess the other title of this book could be "My country's pleasant odor"

[DeadlyDynasty]

"Owning up to your mistakes" -Lefty

:rollin

[DeadlyDynasty]

"How to fabricate a rape accusation with only the accused man's cumstain on your panties." - Kate Faber

[usdane]

Books on Ghazi and muslims.

-You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
-You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
-You have more wives than teeth.
-You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
-You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
-You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
-You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
-You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
-You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Defense! Don Nelson and Mike D'Antoni
Defense! A'mare Stoudemire
Passing: Allen Iverson
Slam dunk contest: Shannon Brown
How to pick up women: Glenn "Big Baby" Davis
I Love Tim Duncan!: Joey Crawford
Smile!: Kendrick Perkins
How to draft successfully: Michael Jordan
My NBA finals highlights: Adam Morrison

[DAF86]

"Great thread ideas"- iilluzioN

[HarlemHeat37]

How to take a charge: Andrew Bogut

Why?..

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Why?..


Messed up, confused this play for another. It was a tastless diss, as mentioned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2ryik9j9g

[sefant77]

"Not looking like a retard shooting FT" - Chuck Hayes

[Smooth Criminal]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop :lmao
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

[Ace]

"Critical thinking skills" - Lakerfan

[ezau]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

Luva, you forgot "How to win an Olympic Gold Medal" by Tim Duncan:downspin::downspin:

[ezau]

Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it:cry..

What's the story behind Cobbler's butthurtedness?

[Goran Dragic]

Smooth Criminal, another Lakers fan who doesn't get the concept.

[Goran Dragic]

What's the story behind Cobbler's butthurtedness?
Harlem made a joke about how Cobbler is in a wheelchair and that caused Cobbler to leave. Maybe HH crossed the line, but don't expect to reveal info on the internet and not get made fun of for it.

[ezau]

"How to get a good deal from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to avoid getting an STD from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to not confuse Japanese and Chinese" - Ghazi
"What $250 can buy you" - Ghazi

"Hip Check!!"--Steve Nash
"I love Arizona"-- Amare Stoudemire
"Myths of Bruce Bowen debunked"---Steve Nash

[ezau]

Harlem made a joke about how Cobbler is in a wheelchair and that caused Cobbler to leave. Maybe HH crossed the line, but don't expect to reveal info on the internet and not get made fun of for it.

Wow, that's mean

[21_Dickings]

"Dog lover," -- Lakaluva
"Gardening Made Easy," -- Lakaluva
"Managing a Large Inheritance," -- Koolaid_Man
"Getting off Welfare," -- Koolaid_Man

[Goran Dragic]

"Hip Check!!"--Steve Nash

I don't understand how this book would be short or what the joke is....



Why do people find this concept so hard?

[21_Dickings]

"Finding the Right Tuxedo for your High School Prom," - Koriwhat
"Articulate," - Ducks

[21_Dickings]

"The Pride of Being a Pokemon Champion," - Ghazi

[ezau]

That movie sucked.

Inception was great man

[ezau]

"Managing Your Marriage" co-written by MiamiHeat and ezau


:lol:lol

[ezau]

Off topic, but it's a good thing I'm Jewish so I can do my accounting homework and dick around on this site at the same time. It must suck for people who can only crunch numbers when they're directing their undivided attention to it.

The Life of Adolf Hitler--- Goran Dragic

[ezau]

I don't understand how this book would be short or what the joke is....



Why do people find this concept so hard?

The life and career of Robert Horry---Steve Nash

[Juanobili]

"The Art of Finding Hidden Gems in the NBA Draft" by Kevin Pritchard

[ButtHurt Committee]

"How To Boycott" - Mavkrew

[Chieflion]

"Best fans in the world" - Laker nation

[JamStone]

"Green Light, Red Light: When No Means No" -Kobe Bryant
"Life of the Party" - Tim Duncan
"Fantasies Are Stupid, Let's Talk Realistic" -Rockets fans
"Objective Critical Thinking" -tlongII
"Why Jordan Shits All Over Kobe" -Pistons fans
"Man of the House" -Tony Parker
"Beyond the Numbers: Looking Past Statistical Analysis" -John Hollinger
"I'd Rather Not State the Obvious" -Hubie Brown
"Things That Motivates Me" -Boris Diaw
"I Know What I'm Doing: Balancing Basketball and My Personal Life" -Lamar Odom
"I Refuse to Embarrass Myself Any Further" -Shaquille O'Neal
"I Will Not Tolerate Your Stupidity" -Kori Ellis
"My Plea to Dwyane Wade: If I Stick My Finger Up Your Ass, Does that Poop Ring Count?" -LeBron

[Mark in Austin]

"How To Stay Fit" - Spurs Fans

How to stay fit - Boris Diaw

[hater]

:lmao lakerfans finally get the concept at page 10 and join in

[ezau]

How to stay fit - Boris Diaw

Good one :lol:lol:lol

[Giuseppe]

Look at ez, havin' the time of his life.

[Eric Dampier]

"Keeping Our Children Safe" by Giuseppe

[midnightpulp]

"Legal Immigration" - Laker fans
"Non-gang affiliated" - Laker fans

[midnightpulp]

"What's Nambla?" - Culburn

[Giuseppe]

lmcontrollinao!

[Jloyola]

Abstinence - Wilt Chamberlin
Fidelity - Any Athlete
Ass Tasting - Kobe
Back to Back - Tim Duncan
Clutch - Dirk
Humility - Lebron
Money Management - Antoine Walker; Scottie Pippen

[Killakobe81]

Abstinence - Wilt Chamberlin
Fidelity - Any Athlete
Ass Tasting - Kobe
Back to Back - Tim Duncan
Clutch - Dirk
Humility - Lebron
Money Management - Antoine Walker; Scottie Pippen

Cold, but funny!

[TinTin]

"What's Nambla?" - Culburn

:lmao

[Veterinarian]

tbh I've gotten into more arguments with DoK than Colt Fan A, Colt Fan B, vulvaface and you have gotten into combined.

There must be some awesome make up sex after those arguments tbh.



the Piston fan knob slobbing on this site is bullshit. Yes, Jamstone is easily one of the best posters on the site, when it comes to basketball talk or using troll accounts. himat I mostly agree with so I give him the nod as well

himat is wack packer level retarded. Kind of disappointed you give him a pass just because he agrees with your opinions.


"Open Emotional and Physical Male Bonding is Natural and Not Hiding Any Deep Rooted Homosexual Fantasies: A Picture Book of Very Straight Ways to Bond with your STRAIGHT Male Friends"

-Chris Paul and LeBron James, forward by Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley


This is great, because like 10 years ago I saw an episode of ESPN's The Life, which was later renamed Cribs and put on MTV, and these fags were getting dressed together at their houses and talking about what they were going to wear plus shoe shopping together iirc.



How does this work now? I'm on page 8 and haven't figured it out.

"How to grasp almost anything without a tutor"-lakaluva
"Proud to be Pakistani"-Lakaluva

[Veterinarian]

Some general ones.

"A history of legitimate Arab democracies"
"Black people I have met while white water rafting"
"Calculus for severely retarded people"

[DeadlyDynasty]

"one drink, one straw" RJ

[HarlemHeat37]

Messed up, confused this play for another. It was a tastless diss, as mentioned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2ryik9j9g

Not surprising that you could fuck up such an easy concept, considering your low IQ..

[duhoh]

trolololo - tim duncan

[Steve Kerr]

There must be some awesome make up sex after those arguments tbh.
The point is dirk4mvp is one to talk when he and JT are in each other's asses moreso than any other two people on this site. I've gotten into plenty of arguments with mono, I don't think JT or Dirk has ever had one single disagreement on this site.


himat is wack packer level retarded. Kind of disappointed you give him a pass just because he agrees with your opinions.
Well calling someone retarded when he usually agrees with you is an indirect self-indictment :lol, but if he has a few more showings like the bullshit in that Dungy thread I'll be calling him as stupid as you think he is.

[Henke]

Clutch - Dirk


Υou are fucking clueless.Dirk's easily one of the most clutch players in the league.

''NBA Basketball'' by Jloyola