2010 Ryan Mallett Is a Bad Motherf*cker Thread

[monosylab1k]

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=302470008

Easy warm up game. Even so, it has begun.

[Amarelooms]

Pigs suck dummy...

:elephant

[monosylab1k]

Pigs suck dummy...

:elephant

lol only beating Rice by 17.

[Amarelooms]

lol only beating Rice by 17.

http://espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=282710251

Like I said...pigs suck dummy. LSU is going to own your ass...along with half the SEC...now stfu

[IronMexican]

SEC speed.

[kamikazi_player]

lol tennessee tech
lol premature ejaculation basically against a high school football team

[DMX7]

lol only beating Rice by 17.

lol Tennessee Tech

lol playing FCS teams

[monosylab1k]

at least Arkansas beat the hell out of their shitty tomato can opponent. Like they were supposed to.

lol Texas only winning by 17.

[monosylab1k]

Sig bet for any Longhorn fan - Arkansas will have a better ranking than Texas by the end of the season.

[monosylab1k]

lol tennessee tech
lol premature ejaculation basically against a high school football team

First off you don't know Marshall,
at all so don't grow partial,
that's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll slap you off that barstool,
There's goes another lawsuit,
leave handprints all across you,
good Lordy whoadie,
you must be gone off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
ooh girl that's too damn bad,
don't touch what you can't grab,
end up with two backhands,
Put anthrax on a tampax,
and slap you till you can't stand

[Steve Kerr]

He's almost as good as THAT nigga Nick Foles, currently 2nd in the NCAA in passing yards.

[Whisky Dog]

What is this the new brutalis?

[The Reckoning]

apparently arkansas is where all the dallas kids go who couldnt get into UT or ou.

[kamikazi_player]

First off you don't know Marshall,
at all so don't grow partial,
that's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll slap you off that barstool,
There's goes another lawsuit,
leave handprints all across you,
good Lordy whoadie,
you must be gone off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
ooh girl that's too damn bad,
don't touch what you can't grab,
end up with two backhands,
Put anthrax on a tampax,
and slap you till you can't stand

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against,
I have, i've been protested and demonstrated against,
picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times,
sick is the mind of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind,
all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',
tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin',
not taking nothin' from no one, give'em hell long as i'm breathin',
keep kickin' ass in the morning, and takin' names in the evening,
leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth,
see they can trigger me but they'll never figure me out,
look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama,
imma make you look so ridiculous now.

[monosylab1k]

apparently arkansas is where all the dallas kids go who couldnt get into UT or ou.

Didn't go to Arkansas or UT or OU. Dallas has universities for smart people.

[dirk4mvp]

lol jr. mookie crew member

[Ghazi]

Mallett staaaaacked

[DesignatedT]

Mallett will get curb stomped by new and improved Aggie defense.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Von Miller is already licking his chops--barely even played last week, too.

[DeadlyDynasty]

21/24 is a good day no matter how ya slice it

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Mallett will get curb stomped by new and improved Aggie defense.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

yeah that improved D might make the game a little closer than 47-19 this time

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=292760008

[Brutalis]

What is this the new brutalis?
Nope.


Mallett will get curb stomped by new and improved Aggie defense.
:lol We'll see.

Mallett has a long way to go. No doubt he has NFL size and skill but Arkansas' D needs to step it up a notch this season and finish games. This is the first year in forever I can say we have depth and SEC speed at every position.

[monosylab1k]

http://espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=302542433

another subpar opponent. The Mallett drops 400 yards and 3 TD's like it's nothing.

[The Reckoning]

my step-cousin (haha) had two sacks this past game. lets see if the pigs will give him lots of playing time against sec opponents.

[DesignatedT]

I hope Arky can escape Athens with a win. I want both A&M and Arky to be undefeated going into the Southwest Classic. It should be a much more competitive game this year.

[Brutalis]

I hope Arky can escape Athens with a win. I want both A&M and Arky to be undefeated going into the Southwest Classic. It should be a much more competitive game this year.

I dunno what game you're talking about.

I hope Arkansas is undefeated anyway.

[DesignatedT]

I dunno what game you're talking about.

I hope Arkansas is undefeated anyway.

Didn't realize you guys played Bama the week before us. I thought you guys had a bye week.

[Brutalis]

Didn't realize you guys played Bama the week before us. I thought you guys had a bye week.

Not good for TAMU that we'll see superior skilled teams before them. We'll be ready.

[sa_butta]

Too bad he didnt fit in our offense, he is a great pocket passer.

[Brutalis]

Too bad he didnt fit in our offense, he is a great pocket passer.

He signed on Michigan cause of the old coach and their heavier passing game. And because Houston Nuttfag was running the ball every down at Arkansas.

Glad it happened the way it did now.

[DesignatedT]

Not good for TAMU that we'll see superior skilled teams before them. We'll be ready.

I got it all figured out.

A&M beats FIU and Okie lite and we jump into the top 20. While this is happening Arky is beating Georgia to hop into the top 10 and then beating the tide to jump to top 5. A&M then beats Arky to jump into top 10.

You know you want some of this kool-aid.

[Brutalis]

I got it all figured out.

A&M beats FIU and Okie lite and we jump into the top 20. While this is happening Arky is beating Georgia to hop into the top 10 and then beating the tide to jump to top 5. A&M then beats Arky to jump into top 10.

You know you want some of this kool-aid.

Well.. beating LSU a few years ago in the final regular season game didn't stop them from making the NT game.. and winning it.

:rolleyes

If we did beat Bama I would be afraid of TAMU right after. Mainly because it would be emotional and all that jazz.. and a huge letdown could take place.

Ehhh... we need to get past Georgia first.. can't help but to look ahead though.

[monosylab1k]

yawn.

another week, another bout of curbstompage delivered by The Mallett.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=302610061

Ryan Mallett is THAT nigga.

[Brutalis]

:lol

[Ghazi]

:lol

[Steve Kerr]

:lol bandwagon 'Bama fan

[symple19]

Ryan Mallet is NOT that nigga anymore

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He's so bad ass that he made Alabama even more of a legend today.

[monosylab1k]

He's so bad ass that he made Alabama even more of a legend today.

lol Gilbert

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Get it? Cuz the only thread about a QB being bad ass on this entire forum is about the scrub who made Alabama seem even more infallible?

[Brutalis]

How?

Cause our run game sucks it's RM15s fault for busting his ass and making every play today?

Players will make mistakes. It was against the best defense/team in the nation.

If Arkansas takes care of the remaining schedule, like they should, RM will be right there in Heisman talks.

Not even a homer fan here... just a fact.

[monosylab1k]

Get it? Cuz the only thread about a QB being bad ass on this entire forum is about the scrub who made Alabama seem even more infallible?

Better than getting curbstomped by a school known only because of what their basketball team did 40 years ago.

[monosylab1k]

tbh Ryan Mallett, even with a few poor decisions, held a lead after 3 quarters against Alabama, and nearly pulled off the win.

more than Tebow, Gilbert (crofl), or Colt & his daddeh playing catch could muster.

[Brutalis]

Mind you if we had a DECENT running game we would have won. Saban even said it. Not in those words though.

Bottom line is no matter how good you are, and RM is damn good.. you can't expect him not to make mistakes.

Threw of his back foot avoiding a sack and the ball sailed. No biggie. Not even Hog fans are upset at that play.

[Kyle Orton]

Not even Hog fans are upset at that play.

thats because they relieved themselves of frustration by raping their sister after it happened.

[Brutalis]

thats because they relieved themselves of frustration by raping their sister after it happened.

Tehehe you tried to make a funny. Neat. Maybe you'll try harder when Purdue becomes relevant.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol talking shit to Kyle Orton as if he really is a Purdue fan

[Brutalis]

lol talking shit on the internet at all