what feels better?

[Phillip]

vote

[lebomb]

Actually kicking you in the :nutkick: as hard as I possibly can for making this thread would make me feel the best.

[Bender]

you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip

[mrsmaalox]

you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip

x 1000!! Ooooh that feels sooo gooood............

[CuckingFunt]

you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip

Almost, ALMOST, better than sex.

[Venti Quattro]

taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.

[CosmicCowboy]

taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.

Thats assuming you whoop it out in time.

[Ignignokt]

Actually kicking you in the :nutkick: as hard as I possibly can for making this thread would make me feel the best.

Graduating from UTSA when you needed to take a shit really bad.

[JoeChalupa]

you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip

I concur. That and rubbing my eyes after taking out my contacts.

[balli]

Y'all are serious about the q-tip thing? How dirty do you let your ears get? I q-tip my ears every day after I shower and never once have I thought of it as being any more pleasurable than applying deodorant or brushing my teeth.

Vomitting does not feel the best as sweating and convulsing and smelling the toilet water is decidedly unpleasurable. But I fucking hate repressing nausea more than anything else in life, and I'm glad to just throw up and get it over with.

[Spurminator]

Pissing... especially when you're in the lake and have been drinking all day.

[METALMiKE]

taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.

+1 , almost orgasmic

[Sisk]

Y'all are serious about the q-tip thing? How dirty do you let your ears get? I q-tip my ears every day after I shower and never once have I thought of it as being any more pleasurable than applying deodorant or brushing my teeth.

Agree 100%. Maybe we're missing something..

[Bender]

clean or dirty, doesn't matter, it feels damn good....

there's an old movie (1980s), with a scene where someone is in the bathroom cleaning their ears with a q-tip, and they are acting like they're having an orgasm or something...

cant remember the movie.


Maybe we're missing something..
maybe nerve endings in your ears

[mrsmaalox]

clean or dirty, doesn't matter, it feels damn good....

there's an old movie (1980s), with a scene where someone is in the bathroom cleaning their ears with a q-tip, and they are acting like they're having an orgasm or something...

cant remember the movie.

My ears are in pristine condition; I q-tip them 4 or 5 times per day ;)

[DesignatedT]

lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Getting a bj >>> All of those

[LnGrrrR]

Almost, ALMOST, better than sex.

If it's that close, you need a better lover. :lol

[SpursWoman]

I was trying to work washing balls in there somewhere, but I don't have any.

[Phillip]

my imagination of what getting a bj feels like because i never had one >>> All of those

fify

[CubanSucks]

My ears are in pristine condition; I q-tip them 4 or 5 times per day ;)

What the fuck? Do you work on a ranch in the Dust Bowl? Then it's not necessary

[CubanSucks]

If you didn't pick vomiting while being sick then you probably have never done it. All those other things happen on a day to day basis and if not day to day then at least occasionally. But when you're sick to your stomach, it's a pain on a whole other level. Vomiting because you're actually sick, not drunk or nervous, is an event that you remember for forever...or a really long time

[IronMexican]

What about when you take a dump and pee at the same time?

[The Reckoning]

getting up in the morning and having an epic stretch/yawn -like one where you hit the right spot between your shoulderblades and that crazy warm feeling rushes from your brainstem to your ass.


a good head massage and then finisher feels amazing as well.

[CubanSucks]

And seriously, what's going on with the ear cleaning thing? I hate when I gotta clean my ears. I guess when they get cleaned after a long time I feel relieved but only cause I got if over with. Next thing people are gonna talk about is how the OP left off brushing your teeth

[The Reckoning]

foot/back/neck/strap massage. good stuff.

[BadOdor]

Ice cold water after a couple of hours of any sport.

[CubanSucks]

Ice cold water after a couple of hours of any sport.

Now that's a great suggestion. I remember after football practice getting to use the gatorade machine they set up and sitting there drinking for 15 minutes not even worrying about the sweat soaked pads and pants I still had on

[Gutter92]

If you didn't pick vomiting while being sick then you probably have never done it. All those other things happen on a day to day basis and if not day to day then at least occasionally. But when you're sick to your stomach, it's a pain on a whole other level. Vomiting because you're actually sick, not drunk or nervous, is an event that you remember for forever...or a really long time

Last time I vomited was when i was like 5 or 6 years old, and it was when I saw someone else vomit lol. Can't remember last time I vomited when I was sick tbh :o

[Bender]

1000 Awesome Things (http://1000awesomethings.com/2008/09/09/943-using-q-tips-the-way-youre-not-supposed-to-use-them/)


Yes, I’m talking about rubbing and twisting that cottony Q-Tip tip right on up inside your ear canal. Yeah, get it deep in there, where it doesn’t belong, because it’s like an amazing, satisfying inner-ear massage.

[CubanSucks]

Gutter92 with the Sig of the Year, both things

[IronMexican]

Last time I vomited was when i was like 5 or 6 years old, and it was when I saw someone else vomit lol. Can't remember last time I vomited when I was sick tbh :o

I threw up on Saturday. Shit sucks, yo.

[Latarian Milton]

ejaculating when you are full of sexual desire.

[Latarian Milton]

eating pickles when severely hungry

[Steve Kerr]

IMO the best feeling is right when you get home from the gym, you hit the bathroom, poop naked (and you have to be naked when you're shitting to maximize the value), then shower right after taking the shit. The clean feeling is such that you feel you can take on anything.

Also Phillip forgot the feeling of finally getting a giant bugar after you had been picking your nose trying to locate it because you knew it was there.

[mingus]

throwing up always sucks but the feeling after u do it >>>other options.

[mingus]

itching a bad mosquito bite should b up their too.

[RoddyBukkake]

taking a shit I took one like the dude in Van Wilder today

xakLdyk-18o

:lol

[CubanSucks]

IMO the best feeling is right when you get home from the gym, you hit the bathroom, poop naked (and you have to be naked when you're shitting to maximize the value), then shower right after taking the shit. The clean feeling is such that you feel you can take on anything.

Also Phillip forgot the feeling of finally getting a giant bugar after you had been picking your nose trying to locate it because you knew it was there.

Didn't you just rip on posters in the 'Top 5 Worst Posters' thread in the NBA forum for posting stupid shit in the Club forum?

[desflood]

rubbing my eyes after taking out my contacts.
That is an awesome feeling.

[AnthonyM]

IMO the best feeling is right when you get home from the gym, you hit the bathroom, poop naked (and you have to be naked when you're shitting to maximize the value), then shower right after taking the shit. The clean feeling is such that you feel you can take on anything.

Also Phillip forgot the feeling of finally getting a giant bugar after you had been picking your nose trying to locate it because you knew it was there.

True, but you better hope you aren't as sweaty when you get back from the gym, because taking a shit when you've been sweating for a few hours and you have a sweaty ass crack sucks and is sort of annoying.

[benefactor]

For those who have ever had athletes foot...running a sock in between your toes.

[CuckingFunt]

If it's that close, you need a better lover. :lol

Hyperbole, of course.

But there really is something about the daily q-tipping that feels awesome. Don't know what it is, or why it only applies to actual Q-Tip brand cotton swabs (the generic ones suck), but it's heaven.

[marini martini]

You ear cleaning with Q-tip people, must be severely hearing impaired. All that shit does, is jam your ear wax down your ear canal!

[chunticakes]

My ears are in pristine condition; I q-tip them 4 or 5 times per day ;)

lol you're a nurse, you should know better. that's contraindicated, you're just pushing all that wax and shit further down your ear canal!!

:nope

[4>0rings]

lol you're a nurse, you should know better. that's contraindicated, you're just pushing all that wax and shit further down your ear canal!!

:nopeThis is true. I only Q tip when needed but it does feel great.

[The Reckoning]

ive never used q-tips in my life. is that some sort of fad or something? i heard the only thing you should use to clean out your ears is rubbing alcohol.

[mrsmaalox]

Pfffft! I have a q-tip in each ear right now as I'm typing this.......:D

[BlairForceDejuan]

Vomiting. When you are really fucked up with the chills and sweats you throw up, and feel 110% for like 5-10 minutes before the chills and sweats set back in until the next trip to the toilet. Feels good man.

I literally never get sick, but I do get 1 24 hour stomach virus per year.

[mingus]

i haven't had the flu or stomach virus in like 5+ years. last time i had anything it was really bad though when i had menangitis 4 years ago. it all started the day of prom. i wish that on not even my greatest enemy.

[Blackjack]

TBH, I've had some pisses after sex that felt better than the sex.

[Smooth Criminal]

That stretch where the whole spine bends back, arms thrown up..awwwww..
And then I feel like I can't even stand after haha

[ALVAREZ6]

Having sex when you are craving sex