Hot damn it feels good to live an LA!

[21_Dickings]

Just about to go hit the town on a beautiful Friday night, but before that, I have to come in here and tell all you slobby, George Bush-loving, cow tipping, chicken fried steak eating, Spurs and Mavs fans just how fuckin' amazing it is to live in the great city of Los Angeles.

How do you guys sleep at night knowing that the po' dunk, insignificant town you're wasting your life away in ain't LA?

Tonight, when I hit the restaurants, clubs, and bars, I might see my boy Adrian

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or see Megan looking sexy:

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And when you guys go out to your favorite pig-in-a-poke hangout or whatever the fuck, you guys get to see shit like this:

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And in addition to having the best nightlife and most beautiful women in the world, we also got the 16 time muthafuckin' champion Los Angeles Lakers calling our city home. Goddamn, life is good!

So I have to ask, how does it feel?

[Giuseppe]

I just hunker down in the thoughts of our Hussein Obama.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

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[Booharv]

That black chick looks pretty hot.

[Dr House]

Oh man, this is the final nail in the coffin for Spur/Mavfan? How do they even recover from this blow?

I can also watch any one of my (yes I contributed my yelling in front of my TV causing Ratings to skyrocket generating more money for the franchise) 16 Laker Championship DVDs. These other losers can't.

Life just can't be any better right now. I get to wake up and shower at the beach and look at hot women to jack off to later. What ya'll got?

[DMX7]

Go do it wit ya boys at da male strip club!

[21_Dickings]

I just hunker down in the thoughts of our Hussein Obama.

tee, hee.

You're an honorary member of the BDC, but you really can't comment on this thread since you never set foot inside the great city of Los Angeles.

[Giuseppe]

Cept her titties are loitering her belly button.

[Giuseppe]

You're an honorary member of the BDC, but you really can't comment on this thread since you never set foot inside the great city of Los Angeles.

Please.

[21_Dickings]

Oh man, this is the final nail in the coffin for Spur/Mavfan? How do they even recover from this blow?

I can also watch any one of my (yes I contributed my yelling in front of my TV causing Ratings to skyrocket generating more money for the franchise) 16 Laker Championship DVDs. These other losers can't.

Life just can't be any better right now. I get to wake up and shower at the beach and look at hot women to jack off to later. What ya'll got?

My main man. How you doing, House?

Why don't you come along tonight? We'll eat a late dinner at Dolce and bullshit around with Kucher for awhile, then cruise Melrose and look for willing tourists to sodomize, then hit up Sky Bar for a nightcap.

I'm getting on the phone with Blessings and Confused right now. So you gotta come!

[Booharv]

Cept her titties are loitering her belly button.

That's what huge natural tits do Cubby.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Which one of these trolls is bump?

[Giuseppe]

That's what huge natural tits do Cubby.

I wouldn't know, Katie-girl's points are way up front & high.

[Booharv]

Which one of these trolls is bump?

sssshhhh...

[21_Dickings]

That black chick looks pretty hot.

She's cute, but that's a 4 out here, bro.

Although, I'm not one to really judge, because I like dick and ass.

[DMX7]

Oh man, this is the final nail in the coffin for Spur/Mavfan? How do they even recover from this blow?

I can also watch any one of my (yes I contributed my yelling in front of my TV causing Ratings to skyrocket generating more money for the franchise) 16 Laker Championship DVDs. These other losers can't.

Life just can't be any better right now. I get to wake up and shower at the beach and look at hot women to jack off to later. What ya'll got?


Son, you poor people have probably never even been out of the state except for your annual trip to Vegas where you lose your money. So you're not well traveled, but that's ok; it’s exhorbitant, and you probably CAN'T AFFORD IT!

So go brag about masturbating to those ugly slobs and homeless people hanging out at Venice Beach and pretend you've got it good, dog.

[Sisk]

It feels good to live an LA? Nice.

[21_Dickings]

Son, you poor people have probably never even been out of the state except for your annual trip to Vegas where you lose your money. So you're not well traveled, but that's ok; it’s exhorbitant, and you probably CAN'T AFFORD IT!

So go brag about masturbating to those fat slobs and homeless people hanging out at Venice Beach and pretend you've got it good, dog.

Quit hating, dude.

Everyone wants to be a part of LA. EVERYONE. You dumpy, genetically unblessed people come out in here in droves everyday to take pictures of the Hollywood sign, lick the Walk of Fame, stalk celebrities, and hope to get a taste of what it's like to be a Los Angeles citizen. But then you return home to where there are more tumbleweeds than hot women and realize the transcendent experience you just had can never be replicated in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, or wherever. Because of that, you start hating on us because you ain't us. Your attitude toward us great LA citizens is nothing but pure, refined jealously.

It's cool and there is hope. Put down the burgers, pizza, and frito pie, hit the gym, take some acting lessons, and move out here. You might find yourself sucking dick on Sunset for money because you weren't able to land any roles, but hey, sucking dick on Sunset is better than eating pussy in El Paso. And considering what your women look like, it's practically the same thing.

:bking

[Koolaid_Man]

I just hunker down in the thoughts of our Hussein Obama.

tee, hee.


cully I know we have different politics ( and that's cool) but how in the fuck does this happen on live TV during a Governor's debate: :lol

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almost just as hilarious as Louisiana Governor Pirush Jindal Republican response to Obama's first State of the Union Address: :lol

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Obama Spanks the GOP thoroughly at their own retreat designed to "set him up"

( a must see in your spare time- Obama just brilliant)

My boy kicked that Republican Ass I just wish he wouldn't be so nice to these guys seeing as they're trying to cause him to fail by being total obstructionists.

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[21_Dickings]

cully I know we have different politics ( and that's cool) but how in the fuck does this happen on live TV during a Governor's debate: :lol



What's up, Kool. I'm willing to bury the hatchet with you. No more references to your Blackplanet.org profile and the like. I went after you cause I thought you were a Baby Drew hater. If you are, then we're still on bad terms. If not, we're pretty the same.

I love Kobe more than my son who's yet to be born, I love Obama because he's a liberal, even though I don't know much about politics, I have to love Obama because most of LA is liberal. A politically savvy friend of mine told me he's more Neo-Con than traditional Liberal, but I didn't listen. The celebrities we love and admire say he's a liberal and he's got a (D) beside his name, so that's good enough for me. Not to mention he's black, which is awesome.

So whatta ya say, pal? Truce?

[Koolaid_Man]

What's up, Kool. I'm willing to bury the hatchet with you. No more references to your Blackplanet.org profile and the like. I went after you cause I thought you were a Baby Drew hater. If you are, then we're still on bad terms. If not, we're pretty the same.

I love Kobe more than my son who's yet to be born, I love Obama because he's a liberal, even though I don't know much about politics, I have to love Obama because most of LA is liberal. A politically savvy friend of mine told me he's more Neo-Con than traditional Liberal, but I didn't listen. The celebrities we love and admire say he's a liberal and he's got a (D) beside his name, so that's good enough for me. Not to mention he's black, which is awesome.

So whatta ya say, pal? Truce?

Here's is what I say:

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I have no beef with Drew...but you should drop the act man...we've never been enemies you've just been sucking my cock all this time and you're doing it again right now. But if you really want less plexing amongst LA fans I'm ok with it but I don't hang out with fags... I won't let you get your ass kicked by the heat and mav fans if you're getting picked on but Kool ain't co-signing no gay ass shit...I'm well versed in the art of war...Makeveli style...so as long as you don't plex you don't have to worry bout me going Tyson on you...

No wear that Liberal banner proud...:toast

[Veterinarian]

My boy kicked that Republican Ass I just wish he wouldn't be so nice to these guys seeing as they're trying to cause him to fail by being total obstructionists.
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KoolAid I know you're a dumb fuck but do you really expect anyone to watch an hour and 25 minute video? I mean I don't think anyone even watches your 2 minute videos.

[mystargtr34]

Lol.. the back and forth between these two trolls is always good value.

[koriwhat]

wish i was in LA right now. i can't hate on that city because i had a blast when i visited a couple yrs back.

[21_Dickings]

Here's is what I say:

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I have no beef with Drew...but you should drop the act man...we've never been enemies you've just been sucking my cock all this time and you're doing it again right now. But if you really want less plexing amongst LA fans I'm ok with it but I don't hang out with fags... I won't let you get your ass kicked by the heat and mav fans if you're getting picked on but Kool ain't co-signing no gay ass shit...I'm well versed in the art of war...Makeveli style...so as long as you don't plex you don't have to worry bout me going Tyson on you...

No wear that Liberal banner proud...:toast

As long as you don't hate on Drew, it's all good.

I now consider you part of the BDC. Represent.

[Koolaid_Man]

KoolAid I know you're a dumb fuck but do you really expect anyone to watch an hour and 25 minute video? I mean I don't think anyone even watches your 2 minute videos.


that's the problem with the party of 'family values' just like being told what to believe... but if you noticed I did say "in your spare" time...

If I was Obama this would be my speech...

http://fuckthesouth.com/

[Koolaid_Man]

I see have another troll named "koolaids man"...with an s....


lame just fucking lame...

[21_Dickings]

I see have another troll named "koolaids man"...with an s....


lame just fucking lame...

Doubt it gets approved.

If it does, your brothers in the BDC got your back. We'll merc that troll.

[Koolaid_Man]

As long as you don't hate on Drew, it's all good.

I now consider you part of the BDC. Represent.


the gesture is nice and all but I'm not part of no Krew...I'm a leader not a follower....I'm a rouge analyst operating solo...with my personal wrecking krew which is my marvelous intellect.

[ChumpDumper]

You guys have deluded yourselves into thinking you know Megan Fox. :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

You guys have deluded yourselves into thinking you know Megan Fox. :lmao

You mean, these guys DIDN'T hang out and bang these nice girls in the photos?

Wow, I was all ready to move BACK to l.a.....damn!

[Koolaid_Man]

You guys have deluded yourselves into thinking you know Megan Fox. :lmao


:lol I don't know Megan but I fuck chics like her x(10) she's aight just happened to get the hook-up on a hollywood gigs...nothing special there...dime a dozen...

[DenDen]

Born and raise in Irvine California, now residing comfortably in Sugar Land Texas. From personal experience, LA is overrated, overprice getto, jam pack with unproductive beaners, but the climate is nice tho..

[hater]

(Reuters) - Detroit, Los Angeles and Cleveland are the most stressful cities in America, according to a new study.

[Killakobe81]

L.A. is overpriced and the housing market sucks ... but I miss it. Dallas and SA are cool ...but L.A. is home.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol I don't know Megan but I fuck chics like her x(10) she's aight just happened to get the hook-up on a hollywood gigs...nothing special there...dime a dozen...lol x(10)

[rayray2k8]

:lol

[HeatBurn305]

You guys have deluded yourselves into thinking you know Megan Fox. :lmao

You see, Daddy-O, it all started when Gray shoveled it off to LeBron in the decision. History, was forever changed. This forum belongs to us now.

Let us proceed.....

[Lakers999]

ill be honest with you guys....I lived in los angeles my entire life I wouldnt choose any other place to live.... but if it comes down to it.. If I have to choose another city/state to live in it would be San Antonio or Austin Texas. San Antonio is beautiful and the night life is really good as well... Ive partied down there on 1604 and downtown and in Austin.. 6th street and the warehouse district are just amazing. drinks are cheaper and there are alot chicks out there just walking around wanting to be fucked... San Antonio is a fun place to be and live.... so im not gonna knock the city. in fact if you havent been there i suggest make a trip because what the OP is describing Texas out to be its just obvious that he has never been there before....

also there weather is not that bad... sure they have high humidity but its also 80+ degrees at night time too... and there summer is like from April till October. LOL Ive been to a shitload of states for work but Texas is one place I would like to call home away from home....


the only complaint I really have about Texas is their roads? what the fuck is a feeder road for??? and the turnabout is completely useless why cant yall just build a bridge to get to the other side LOLOLOL

[Trill Clinton]

LA has some fine womens...everytime I touch down at LAX they all over the god...I gotta give it up to the west, y'alls women are so easy I don't have to put in as much work, my country swag is magnetic.

[DPG21920]

Trill, why don't you post in the Spurs forum any more?

[Koolaid_Man]

Waters trumps all.

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yeah that was pretty fucked up...but also check out Palin...

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[BlairForceDejuan]

How does it feel?

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[Trill Clinton]

Trill, why don't you post in the Spurs forum any more?

sup dpg? I post in there from time to time. I hardly ever post down here.

[DPG21920]

I just remember you posting a little bit, then not really at all.

[Koolaid_Man]

You see, Daddy-O, it all started when Gray shoveled it off to LeBron in the decision. History, was forever changed. This forum belongs to us now.

Let us proceed.....

I'm gonna pimp this for some of my LA homies...Insight into a portion of Kool's tow line / entertainment: don't bother thank me later....:lol

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