Monday Night Football thread

[DesignatedT]

Who you guys got.

I'm goin with the J -E- T -S JETS JETS JETS and the Chargers to take Kansas city on the road.

really looking forward to this jets/ravens game though. its going to be great.

thoughts?

[AlleyOopNazi]

I picked Jets, and Chargers
tho wouldn't be surprised if the ravens win

[DesignatedT]

Jets defense is just sick. Still can't move the ball though.

[coyotes_geek]

Chargers by much, Jets by little.

[SAtown]

Jets Jets Jets BABY!!!!

[Steve Kerr]

lol LT trying to talk shit to Ray Lewis

[DesignatedT]

lol chargers letting LT walk.

[4>0rings]

Got Bolden and Ravens D on fantasy team. Lets do this!

[vander]

I need 3 40+ yard field goals from Keading

[IronMexican]

Not watching, but why is Rice doing so poorly?

[MavDynasty]

Fuck Ray Rice

[DesignatedT]

Wow Flacco. you pos

[DPG21920]

Flacco > Sanchez.

[DesignatedT]

well no shit.

[DPG21920]

The only difference between Sanchez and Leinart is opportunity to suck.

[J.T.]

Nursing about a 50 point lead in fantasy going into the 2nd game, but my opponent has Rivers and Gates. Gonna be biting my nails all night.

[DesignatedT]

I was down 32 pts with Flacco, Shonne Green, Malcolm Floyd and Kaeding left.

Green has .5 and Flacco with 4 this game. totally fucking me

[DPG21920]

Damn, that sucks. Green has been terrible. I thought he would do much, much better. Especially with Sanchez sucking.

[AnthonyM]

Nursing about a 50 point lead in fantasy going into the 2nd game, but my opponent has Rivers and Gates. Gonna be biting my nails all night.

I've got a 41 point lead with the Jets D and Flacco playing, and my opponent has Green playing right now, and Rivers and Floyd the next game.

50 is a pretty decent lead though, even if it is PPR. What's your scoring system like?

[J.T.]

I've got a 41 point lead with the Jets D and Flacco playing, and my opponent has Green playing right now, and Rivers and Floyd the next game.

50 is a pretty decent lead though, even if it is PPR. What's your scoring system like?

PPR and point per 10 yards for WR/TE

1 point per 50 yards passing for QBs

[J.T.]

Shit that Braylon Edwards catch just trimmed my lead to 47!

[DesignatedT]

Wow this jets offense is horrid

[DesignatedT]

wow ray lewis wow

[DPG21920]

Holy smokes, Ray.

[DPG21920]

Dude, Sanchez: The Checkdown Master!

[AnthonyM]

PPR and point per 10 yards for WR/TE

1 point per 50 yards passing for QBs

Hm, and I assume 6 pts for a TD. My league is 1 point per 20 yards for QB's so I should prob be more worried.

50 points even for Gates and Rivers is a lot, but they are playing the Chiefs so...

I'd say the odds are in your favor though. Hopefully Rivers sucks it up. Good luck.

[DesignatedT]

lmao he is short of the 1st down. scared to get hit by ray again.

[DesignatedT]

flacco had a pick -2 and a lost fumble -3 in my league which put his total at 4

[DPG21920]

:lmao How do you not get that.

"NY has a lot to do with their passing game, and that is an understatement."

[DesignatedT]

Now im down 27 with Nate Keading and Malcolm Floyd. Lets go chargers!!!!! throw the ball to floyd.

[4>0rings]

Ray ray still killin' fools.

[SAtown]

What a downer, but I predicted an 0-2 start. Crap ass offense, fairy faggot Sanchez, dumbass Cromartie and Kyle Wilson, etc... I can go on and on, but I knew from watching all the dicking around on Hard Knocks, followed by the crap preseason, I knew they were going to suck it up at the beginning of the season.

What a fucking disappointment though, at least lose with some fucking balls.

[IronMexican]

Seemed like a good game to miss.

[MavDynasty]

Fucking Ray Rice and Shonn Greene sucking dick.

Down 22 with Thomas Jones left playing. Thx Ray Rice, lol 4 pts

On my other team im down 25 with Thomas Jones, Gates, and Kaeding playing. Maybe I can win this one. lol Shonn Greene 1 pt

[san antonio spurs]

What a downer, but I predicted an 0-2 start. Crap ass offense, fairy faggot Sanchez, dumbass Cromartie and Kyle Wilson, etc... I can go on and on, but I knew from watching all the dicking around on Hard Knocks, followed by the crap preseason, I knew they were going to suck it up at the beginning of the season.

What a fucking disappointment though, at least lose with some fucking balls.
So you predicted an 0-2 start. How about the rest of the season? Do they win the division?

[DesignatedT]

What a downer, but I predicted an 0-2 start. Crap ass offense, fairy faggot Sanchez, dumbass Cromartie and Kyle Wilson, etc... I can go on and on, but I knew from watching all the dicking around on Hard Knocks, followed by the crap preseason, I knew they were going to suck it up at the beginning of the season.

What a fucking disappointment though, at least lose with some fucking balls.

Wilson was getting abused but what do you expect when a rookie is going against Boldin 1 on 1 in his first game. Cromartie did suck ass tonight but Revis showed he still has it... dude totally shut down Mason.

[MavDynasty]

Sons the first half was boring as shit so I decided to play some Madden 10. Whooped that ass with Ray Rice (lol 6.3 yrds per carry, 3 tds) and Heap (lol 13 catches, 111 yards)

[SAtown]

Wilson was getting abused but what do you expect when a rookie is going against Boldin 1 on 1 in his first game. Cromartie did suck ass tonight but Revis showed he still has it... dude totally shut down Mason.

I was begging for Revis to go in the slot and cover him, or even cromartie. I don't know why Rex Ryan didn't want Revis in the slot. Fucking Kyle Wilson, I know he's a rookie, but still

[SAtown]

So you predicted an 0-2 start. How about the rest of the season? Do they win the division?

Blow me.

[J.T.]

Shitttttttttttttttt

[AnthonyM]

Hm, and I assume 6 pts for a TD. My league is 1 point per 20 yards for QB's so I should prob be more worried.

50 points even for Gates and Rivers is a lot, but they are playing the Chiefs so...

I'd say the odds are in your favor though. Hopefully Rivers sucks it up. Good luck.

lol not worried
lol terrible analysis

[J.T.]

need rivers to throw picks or gates to fumble

lol wont happen
lol chiefs

[4>0rings]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BEM9UZxhTaw/SXMh3CMbcuI/AAAAAAAABws/3cUtAkwsXFE/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[DesignatedT]

fucking gates. calm down. throw it to floyd.

[MavDynasty]

lol Jets

lol Sanchez 10 completions for 74 yards.

lol alley oops

[DesignatedT]

:wow

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Nice run by Jamaal Charles.

[ChuckD]

lol Jets

lol Sanchez 10 completions for 74 yards.

lol TV show trash talking
lol Rex Ryan

[J.T.]

Nice run by Jamaal Charles.

dets det ut greatness in the nfl son

[san antonio spurs]

Blow me.

:lol Why?
It's a serious question, how do you predict the rest of the season?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

dets det ut greatness in the nfl son

Shoot, I got no problem seeing players that went to Texas schools do well, even if it happened to be ut. Been giving props to Durant all during the FIBA tourney.

[DesignatedT]

Nice run by Jamaal Charles.

That was a great run. Guy has some wheels on him.

[J.T.]

damn too bad kc couldnt have got on that fumble, woulda been -2 for my ff oppoent

[DesignatedT]

this chiefs team is exciting all of a sudden. Mccluster, Arenas, Charles. They got some speed and playmakers.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

That was a great run. Guy has some wheels on him.

I was impressed with his running when he got in the open field--got that last man all turned around with his change of direction. Masterful job.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

wtf kinda call was that?

[DesignatedT]

Nice punt lol. Shoulda just went for it

[J.T.]

yea charlie weiss just cost them a fg

[DesignatedT]

haha charlie weiss... that pos, I forgot he was with KC now.

[san antonio spurs]

They better stop punting to that kid

[DesignatedT]

the new dante hall.

[DesignatedT]

lol matthews.

[Steve Kerr]

The only difference between Sanchez and Leinart is opportunity to suck.
lol comparing a 2nd year player to a 5th year player

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Holy crap what a nice TD play--beautiful fake.

[MavDynasty]

lol chargers

[DesignatedT]

I want to be at this game.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

open season just got declared on philip rivers.

[J.T.]

If KC can keep Rivers under pressure all night, they'll probably win. Need to find some consistency on offense though, I'd be feeding Charles if I was Weiss.

[Kermit]

How the fuck is Thomas Jones getting carries over Charles? Fupa done lost his mind.

[DesignatedT]

hahahahahaha. yep mccluster... i knew it.

[J.T.]

:lmao chargers

[LoneStarState'sPride]

McClusters!! Goddamn what a nice return!

[J.T.]

P < S you've gotta be lovin this game!

[DesignatedT]

mccluster and arenas are straight up nasty

[ace3g]

mccluster and arenas are straight up nasty

+1

[IronMexican]

NB4 dirk4mvp

[LoneStarState'sPride]

KC lookin' GOOD--SD looks like they didn't know what hit 'em.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Fucking love it! Good to see my Chiefs finally have some young playmakers out there.

[san antonio spurs]

They better stop punting to that kid

Silly me. The other punt returner is beastier:wow

[DPG21920]

Rivers bout to take over.

[Pistons < Spurs]

P < S you've gotta be lovin this game!

:tu

[DPG21920]

lol comparing a 2nd year player to a 5th year player

Lol always hating on the teams you root for because they are medicore.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Props to the KC fans btw--they've got that new Arrowhead Stadium hopping, rain be damned.

Of course, it's easier when your team is kicking ass lol.

[J.T.]

Jesus Christ come down with that pick! I need Rivers points to go down!

[Pistons < Spurs]

Nice first half. We still need a real QB though. Cassell is just pure garbage.

[san antonio spurs]

another one that lacks awareness

[DPG21920]

Run game is sick right now for KC.

[DesignatedT]

Props to the KC fans btw--they've got that new Arrowhead Stadium hopping, rain be damned.

Of course, it's easier when your team is kicking ass lol.

No kidding. That stadium is rockin

[J.T.]

Holding onto a 28 point fantasy lead now... Chiefs please keep fucking up Rivers!

[Steve Kerr]

Lol always hating on the teams you root for because they are medicore.
I'm not hating on the Cardinals at all, last I checked Leinart is no longer on that team. I'm Derek Anderson's biggest fan in the world right now to piss off people hating on the Cardinals.

[ducks]

if it does not stop raining chargers are in trouble

but 6 out of 12 playoffs teams lost in week 1

chargers also always start off slow

rivers has to learn to throw in the rain!!

[ducks]

Holding onto a 28 point fantasy lead now... Chiefs please keep fucking up Rivers!

pray it stops raining
stops raining rivers will light up the chiefs

[ducks]

I'm not hating on the Cardinals at all, last I checked Leinart is no longer on that team. I'm Derek Anderson's biggest fan in the world right now to piss off people hating on the Cardinals.

that takes brains
what are you two?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

chargers also always start off slow

This is a very true statement--still haven't figured out why that same story always plays out with them lol.

[J.T.]

Cry some more, Rivers!

I got a feeling a big INT is coming up.

[DPG21920]

No way, JT. Rivers is sick.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Rivers is always like that. Love him or hate him, the man is a pure competitor, and it shows.

[Kermit]

that takes brains
what are you two?

Roy Oswalt has two balls that you should probably start sucking.

[J.T.]

Cry some more, Rivers!

[LoneStarState'sPride]

lol Rivers is cracking me up.

[Steve Kerr]

I'm not a Rivers fan at all, but IMO you can't be blaming him for San Diego's performance. Outside of Antonio Gates he has absolutely nothing to work with right now at receiver and the guy he could trust to protect his blind side ever since he became starter is on his couch holding out.

Believe it or not, outside of TE and QB San Diego doesn't have a noteworthy talent advantage at any position over KC.

O-line: both teams are below average
D-line: KC's D-line has been WAY better than SD's D-line so far tonight
linebackers: SD might have a slight advantage but neither team has any huge difference makers
Secondary: both teams have equal talent
RB: advantage KC
WR: advantage KC
Special teams: advantage KC

When SD is losing by 14 to KC with Vincent Jackson and McNeil then we can start blaming Rivers.

[DesignatedT]

Rivers lol

[JamStone]

Lol... I don't hate Rivers like some people do, but he certainly does come across as a complete douche. And it's very amusing to watch him have his little hissy fits.

[ducks]

I fear sorry for who the chargers pay next

rivers is soooooo much better then da it is not even funny

[Kermit]

Why the fuck is this piece of shit getting jamaal's carries? Fuck you you fat fuck.

[Kermit]

I fear sorry for who the chargers pay next

rivers is soooooo much better then da it is not even funny

Their waiter? He'll probably get paid. And the valet at the hotel.

[ducks]

I love the fact rivers is in the peoples face
the other chargers just thought chiefs would roll over and die

brady and manning to the exact thing get in other peope's face

[Steve Kerr]

Their waiter? He'll probably get paid. And the valet at the hotel.
:lmao

[DPG21920]

Sproles playing like a wuss.

[Steve Kerr]

brady and manning to the exact thing get in other peope's face
I was actually gonna say this (but with proper grammar). Rivers is getting mad at his O-line the same way Brady and Manning do when they aren't getting any protection.

[Kermit]

I love the fact rivers is in the peoples face
the other chargers just thought chiefs would roll over and die

brady and manning to the exact thing get in other peope's face

This Ryan Matthews guy sucks. He's no Roy Oswalt.

[Steve Kerr]

This Ryan Matthews guy sucks. He's no Roy Oswalt.
Whottt is the story behind ducks and Roy Oswalt?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

That ball looked like it broke the plane.........

[Kermit]

Whottt is the story behind ducks and Roy Oswalt?

Ducks fucked up and can't admit failure. Roy Oswalt is raping him with a 2X4.

[J.T.]

That has to be a touchback but I already saw Calvin Johnson catch an "illegitimate" TD already this week so who the fuck knows.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

That has to be a touchback but I already saw Calvin Johnson catch an "illegitimate" TD already this week so who the fuck knows.

I don't care what the rule is, that was fucked up.

[dirk4mvp]

Dexter McCluster has been confirmed for THAT nigga status.

[Kermit]

Dexter McCluster has been confirmed for THAT nigga status.

One of the lucky few to catch a pass from Jevan Snead.

[Kermit]

Derrick Johnson for the fail.

[Dave Mustaine]

One of the lucky few to catch a pass from Jevan Snead.

agree imo. His channeled energy from Jevan "Pipe Layer" Snead to run that kick back.

[Kermit]

Rivers channeled his inner douche on that throw.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Well, yeah, THAT just happened.

Welcome back to the game, San Diego.

[DPG21920]

There is Phillip.

[Dave Mustaine]

Rivers is swole.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Philips straight up drilled that shit--KC better score here and quit letting SD hang around. They WILL burn you, I don't care how poorly they've played up to this point.

[Kermit]

Thomas Jones must suck a mean dick.

[J.T.]

dwayne bowe needs to wise up and come take austin collies job

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Chargers turning the wick up on D--plus it's no longer raining hard. Bad news for KC.......

[Kermit]

Chargers turning the wick up on D--plus it's no longer raining hard. Bad news for KC.......

More bad news for KC, Charlie Weis is your offensive coordinator.

[J.T.]

No more pass TDs for SD plz

[J.T.]

Srsly run it in and win for all I care, but I'd love to see KC pull the upset

[Dave Mustaine]

Damn good throw. Rivers activating rape mode.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Chargers are playing some FOOT. BALL.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Chiefs gotta go into serious clock milking mode now.

[Kermit]

Or just give the ball to their best player which they've failed to do all game.

[Kermit]

What kind of fucking play call is that?

[DPG21920]

What a bad play call.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Here come the Chargers.

[IronMexican]

Dragons

Dragons everywhere

[LoneStarState'sPride]

lol.

wassup IM?

[J.T.]

9 point lead going into the final two minutes... TD to gates and I'm fucked.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

here's your ballgame. 4th and 4.

[Steve Kerr]

Or just give the ball to their best player which they've failed to do all game.
To be fair, it makes a lot of long term sense for Haley to not be giving Charles a huge workload this year. He obviously knows Charles is KC's best offensive player but he probably wants Charles to have tread left on his tires by the time KC is good again.

[Steve Kerr]

KC is retarded not to at least be using timeouts right now to give Cassel time if/when SD scores.

[Kermit]

To be fair, it makes a lot of long term sense for Haley to not be giving Charles a huge workload this year. He obviously knows Charles is KC's best offensive player but he probably wants Charles to have tread left on his tires by the time KC is good again.

Sure. He has 11 carries. That's fucking retarded.

[IronMexican]

lol.

wassup IM?

Hi.

[Steve Kerr]

Sure. He has 11 carries. That's fucking retarded.
I don't disagree Charles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thomas "3 yards then I fall down" Jones, but these days all it takes is one year of overworking a RB for said RB to never be the same again. I don't blame him for being extra cautious with his best player.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Wow, great finish!

[IronMexican]

>San Diego

[Kermit]

I'm Todd Haley. Go Fuck yourselves San Diego.

[Dave Mustaine]

>McCluster
>wins his 1st NFL game

[J.T.]

Dodged the bullet there... Rivers TD to anyone woulda gave him 4 for the TD and 3 bonus points for cracking 300 yards. Like the Houston Texans I'll take being 1-0 after the first week but I'm not penciling my team into the championship game just yet.

[IronMexican]

TEE BEE EICH, if the Raiders finish above 6-10, I'll play fantasy football next season.

[Steve Kerr]

My 3 teams are 1-2 this week and of course the 1 league I got a W is the league that is just for fun :depressed

[chunticakes]

fuck todd haley. charles barely won me the game by a point. a comeback no the less.

but still, had haley been more conservative i could have lost.

so again fuck you todd haley.

[badfish22]

2-0 in fantasy bitches. Won in both leagues.

[vander]

damn, the Chargers are really lacking in speed and athleticism.

Mathews looks to be every bit the bust I thought he would be.

weddle looked slow

all those players from non-BCS conferences that AJ takes... :bang

[ducks]

chargers can not play in bad weather! FUCK

[ducks]

chargers missed vince jackson

need to get him in camp or need to find another receiver

[LakerHater]

Ray ray still killin' fools.

http://i55.tinypic.com/vq328x.jpg

[J.T.]

chargers can not play in bad weather! FUCK

this is the part where i point out that manning won the super bowl in the rain while rivers couldn't even beat the chiefs

[Dave Mustaine]

now is the part before ducks says something really retarded in return.

[badfish22]

chargers missed vince jackson


shit now that I think about it I think they did

:worthy: ducks

[J.T.]

charger fans:

would you trade marcus mcneil to us for anthony gonzalez straight up

obviously you need wr after not being able to beat the chiefs

bill polian get on the fucking phone

[san antonio spurs]

this is the part where i point out that manning won the super bowl in the rain while rivers couldn't even beat the chiefs

Lol @ the notion that Peyton Manning WON the superbowl

[MavDynasty]

Sons I'm 0-2

lol shonn greene and ray rice laying fucking eggs

[J.T.]

Lol @ the notion that Peyton Manning WON the superbowl

i could say the same thing about brady riding the nuts of his defense and the watermelon sized sac of adam vinatieri to 3 rings

[JudynTX]

http://i55.tinypic.com/vq328x.jpg

That sounded nasty too.

[lefty]

My 3 teams are 1-2 this week and of course the 1 league I got a W is the league that is just for fun :depressed
3 teams?

Can't you just pick one? :lol

[Steve Kerr]

3 teams?

Can't you just pick one? :lol
If you only have 1 team and it sucks your fantasy football season is fucked, now at least I hopefully have 1 good team that can compete throughout the year.

[lefty]

If you only have 1 team and it sucks your fantasy football season is fucked, now at least I hopefully have 1 good team that can compete throughout the year.
Sorry, I didn't know it was for your fantasy football league :D

Then in this case, you have to pick more than 1

[san antonio spurs]

i could say the same thing about brady riding the nuts of his defense and the watermelon sized sac of adam vinatieri to 3 rings

I wasn't even going to give credit to your defense tbh. The weather and Rex Grossman on the other hand...

[Brazil]

I know shit, 0, nada, rien ... of the NFL but this Sanchez dude is a giant scrub, god he sucks....

[Dave Mustaine]

Dets dat USC greatness in the NFL breh.

[SAtown]

Kris Jenkins out for season (and most likely, career over). Sucks, but it was expected.

[ducks]

this is the part where i point out that manning won the super bowl in the rain while rivers couldn't even beat the chiefs

chargers always start slow
they blew the hell out of them last year twice
they looked like they were in complete control in the first 9 minutes or so in the first quarter
then they thought chiefs were going to die but they did not

oh rivers will win mvp and super bowl mvp soon

[ducks]

damn, the Chargers are really lacking in speed and athleticism.

Mathews looks to be every bit the bust I thought he would be.

weddle looked slow

all those players from non-BCS conferences that AJ takes... :bang

other players on that wet field were having trouble with their footing

[J.T.]

oh rivers will win mvp and super bowl mvp soon

not if he cant beat teams like the chiefs...

[IronMexican]

Best chance for the Colts would be for daddy to get knocked out again.

[ducks]

not if he cant beat teams like the chiefs...

chargers beat chiefs 5 straight times before last night

oh you should be talking manny can not beat houston:rolleyes